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248536  WannaBee: I'll name him Sid.

248530  Side Boob: It's you! You're the good boy!

248449  glenalec: Luckily I wear daipers!

248488  Dresdenkeogh: Needs a tattoo

248528  funny in the wall: The fuck is this?

248497  glenalec: Kitty's got.. blue eyes. Like a blue blue day.

248532  DrinkMixMan: Like he said, he's not a bloody taxi service. Yet.

248536  DrinkMixMan: aarf lmao

168413  Felicity: Alternatively, avoid making coffee so hot that it causes severe burns

248508  glenalec: Jerkin 9 to 5. What a way to make a living!

248364  Dresdenkeogh: @Peter Pantsless I'm just really happy people got it.

248536  WTF: @dobbiesdoogs "Whoo... foul stench."

248531  Jabberwikket: Move along! Nothing to see! Definitely no floating going on down here!

248521  Not A Bot: Car is not a girl. 3/10.

248529  carpwoman: Idiot is right.

248536  dobbiesdoogs: an interstellar hit-dog, compliments of xur

248522  AstoriaBum: Where da mittens?

248533  TurkeyVulture: @Air Biscuit but, how could you have a blood test for The Force? That would be moronic.

248534  Greifer: tell us what you thought of this. them beans

248461  tib gubb: you can't arrest me if you can't come in!

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248355 addend: (Puts it in reverse.)

248393 Dreforian: Scam, only checks one hacker's databases. Unless it's the One Hacker. TO RULE THEM ALL.

248338 Robespierre: @Side Boob If there were a Confederate flag visible there would be even more whingeing in here.

248291 Kaviri: Eloise at the Plaza.

248458 Shay: Instructions not clear, so *HONK HONK*

248470 Greifer: i take eight!

248330 Kaviri: I call her my partner because love is nothing more than a business arrangement.

248385 nightmarez: You get em @Yam

248339 Robespierre: Something something Jimmy Carter

248508 glenalec: Jerkin 9 to 5. What a way to make a living!

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 MasterTwig: Why include the die? If all the bullets look the same then it's still random if you just grab one and eat it. And after a few rolls you're almost certain to start rolling numbers you've already rolled.
 Kim: Make this at home with chocolate moulds and battery acid.
 White Rice: @tritium I think the set comes with the die, then you've got a D12 when the chocolate is all gone, so you have to get the rest of the D's, then you need something to DO with your D4-D20's, so you find a D&D group online and then you're a dwarf.
 tritium: Why not just mix them up and eat them one at a time? Why a die that most non-nerds won't have?
 fanny: god now i'm in the mood to watch The Deer Hunter
 wolfpk: By hot pepper they mean cyanide.
 Aemuli: @funny in the wall or, hard mode, cyanide
 CrystallineEntity: This would be way funnier if they didn't advertise the fact one has a pepper in it.
 Uncle Phil: Hey, want to come over and eat some chocolate while following complicated rules?
 funny in the wall: would be better if one actually had a bullet... or a rock
Image 179186   05-15-17   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
 hexxx: fuck you. use the other door.
Image 179185   05-15-17   Uploaded by    donhomero
 Jeannie C: Is he really going to try to deal with almost 1000 lbs? I am surprised the machine can hold it.
 msmstud: Weightlifting on the moon introduces strange problems.
 cakefizzle: Is that Skin Fleezle?
 XLY: he ded
 DarkTeddy: Great way to become disjointed.
 tib gubb: somehow that seems like it could be unsafe
 grizzly: Hold my beer and watch this!
 itskando: Unbreakable
 Peter Pantsless: Trying to make up for all those days he skipped
Image 179184   05-15-17   Uploaded by    mom
 Nymphomania: Bison meet tastes SO GOOD. Eat it, kids!
 WaffleIron: @Freld Dampumple : That only applies to animals that want to eat you, I think bison just enjoy maximizing pain.
 XLY: That guy is having a great time
 fanny: Oooo! Give me a hoooome! Where the buffalo rooooa... fuck! fuck! fuck!!
 Freld Dampumple: Remember, you don't have to outrun the buffalo (bison), just the other people.
 CrystallineEntity: This will only end well I'm sure.
 Ulillillia: Bye, son!
Image 179183   05-15-17   Uploaded by    McMuff
 Jeannie C: You gonna eat that?
 Suburbanmom: OMG, it actualy DOES give you wings!
 moogerator: "So, human, what are your plans for the Summer?"
 scribbs: "Ugh! The day I'v had, Don. You human have no idea how easy you've got it."
 Peter Pantsless: "Got any barbecue? I'm still light enough to fly."
Image 179182   05-15-17   Uploaded by    rustedpeace
 Science: @wolfpk: Nice.
 tina: Im dead @winwolf
 winwolf: I still love it. Taught me the importance of clean undies in combat.
 wolfpk: What, you don't like having to play through a game twice to beat it?
 wolfpk: What, you don't like having to play through a game twice to beat it?
 Butcherboy: That games was such a pain In The ass
Image 179181   05-15-17   Uploaded by    greenbean
 Dan Tagonistic: Can't argue with @Science
 msmstud: There are both dumb and valid things going on here, but I fall on the LESS MISOGYNISTIC side of things. Plus, doesn't the Qur'an INCLUDE most of the old & new testaments? It's like a debate over regular and vanilla pepsi.
 Science: @Dan Tagonistic: Unlikely. One of them is just posing because it will make a "cute" photo for her Facebook page.
 taxKilla: @scribbs yes, very much so! That is one of my favorite things from the book.
 Cami: That discomfort you feel is cognitive dissonance.
 suckit: I remember this image back in 2002.
 Mr. Shine: False equivalency is really strong with this image. Holy crap.
 Side Boob: I feel bad for the girl on the right :(
 ignatz: Who war it better? @Hyphae
 Dan Tagonistic: Different sides of the same coin of bullshit
 Hyphae: Who wore it better: EXTREME
 grizzly: I feel like "bad"ing this is my way of running away from a problem.
 scribbs: Reminds me of "Reamde" when Sokolov thinks of Richards brother as a member of the American Taliban.
 Mr. Butt: @Scoo *religion's
 Scoo: Your flag's backward, dumbass
 sparename: "Holy wars, Batman!"
Image 179180   05-15-17   Uploaded by    On Spec
 Jeannie C: Black mambas. Teeny tiny kitten fangs.
 a robot: @enfanta I suppose we must accept the fact that we are not in control of our own destinies aboard the Spaceship
 enfanta: @a robot Which do you think irks more? Having your image classiced or having a rejected image posted by someone else? cough#179187cough
 Hyphae: ...Who wore it better?
 a robot: I mean not to toot my own horn too much, but a different upload of this is still on the list of raddest images of the last 48 hours.....
 scribbs: Gack & Derp.
Image 179179   05-15-17   Uploaded by    hoobleton
 Suburbanmom: THIS is what happens when you go to bargain basement surgeons for lap band
 Mad Collager: Somehow, the Chinese brush re-make of "The Ring" isn't quite as scary.
 DrinkMixMan: That moment when you realize your toilet is clogged and the water is just about to go over the lip of the bowl.
 scribbs: "Shit. I left the oven on."
 Mexico: I stepped in astral poop again!
 Peter Pantsless: woke up like dis
 Meow: Mom?
Image 179178   05-15-17   Uploaded by    Amiga 1000
 Mad Collager: Well, at least she's not being vague. I can't stand the ones who act interested, until you actually ask them out. Then it's another round of "C'm're, go away."
 itskando: Suck adick, ya dumb shits!
 scribbs: Isn't "Eat Shit and Die" a follow-up to "Eats, Shoots and Leaves"?
 XLY: Fuck you and die Eat shit.
 Mexico: I hate you too, dear.
 Peter Pantsless: Youtube comment fights got a lot simpler when they went to multiple choice
Image 179177   05-15-17   Uploaded by    anonimos
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