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269200  dangerkeith3000: @Knice The dictionaries disagree. Now how about you enjoy a nice glass of detective Tutuola?

269152  dangerkeith3000: Stupid sexy mannequin...

269210  ani625: Shitting shit or shitting bricks?

269165  dangerkeith3000: I don't know why anyone would photoshop this,but it has to be.

269184  Incubi: Forgot to include "female preferred" like only the best classified ads have

269171  dangerkeith3000: This gay porn is off to a slow start.

269174  dangerkeith3000: I had celery this morning. Is this going to happen to me?

269200  Knice: UNSWEET IS NOT A WORD.

269207  Knice: very flirt

269208  Knice: Illumination confirmed.

269203  KingTrebek: Traditional Oklahoma garb

269180  dangerkeith3000: I'll sacrifice the huge dump they just took.

269205  KingTrebek: At first glance I thought this was a mirror that showed one's inner beauty

269207  KingTrebek: Your dog thinks you're into them

269197  Incubi: Fishots

269183  dangerkeith3000: @wolfpk I see what you did there

269184  dangerkeith3000: That poor guy doesn't know how to make a grilled cheese sandwich?

269199  Knice: Must be cold AF.

269190  Knice: Pockcat

269187  dangerkeith3000: Music isn't just lyrics. It's melody and chords and rhythm and timbre and instruments, etc.........

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269116 thecraftywolf: @Annoying Vegan what about wasps and hornets?

269081 MrBoffo: @dangerkeith3000 And add 30% to your cost for auto insurance!

269097 DrNinjaman: Liquor in front and poker in the rear!

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

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 MasterTwig: Why include the die? If all the bullets look the same then it's still random if you just grab one and eat it. And after a few rolls you're almost certain to start rolling numbers you've already rolled.
 Kim: Make this at home with chocolate moulds and battery acid.
 White Rice: @tritium I think the set comes with the die, then you've got a D12 when the chocolate is all gone, so you have to get the rest of the D's, then you need something to DO with your D4-D20's, so you find a D&D group online and then you're a dwarf.
 tritium: Why not just mix them up and eat them one at a time? Why a die that most non-nerds won't have?
 fanny: god now i'm in the mood to watch The Deer Hunter
 wolfpk: By hot pepper they mean cyanide.
 Aemuli: @funny in the wall or, hard mode, cyanide
 CrystallineEntity: This would be way funnier if they didn't advertise the fact one has a pepper in it.
 Uncle Phil: Hey, want to come over and eat some chocolate while following complicated rules?
 funny in the wall: would be better if one actually had a bullet... or a rock
Image 179186   05-15-17   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
Score:
215
 
 hexxx: fuck you. use the other door.
Image 179185   05-15-17   Uploaded by    donhomero
Score:
290
 
 Jeannie C: Is he really going to try to deal with almost 1000 lbs? I am surprised the machine can hold it.
 msmstud: Weightlifting on the moon introduces strange problems.
 cakefizzle: Is that Skin Fleezle?
 XLY: he ded
 DarkTeddy: Great way to become disjointed.
 tib gubb: somehow that seems like it could be unsafe
 grizzly: Hold my beer and watch this!
 itskando: Unbreakable
 Peter Pantsless: Trying to make up for all those days he skipped
Image 179184   05-15-17   Uploaded by    mom
Score:
380
 
 Nymphomania: Bison meet tastes SO GOOD. Eat it, kids!
 WaffleIron: @Freld Dampumple : That only applies to animals that want to eat you, I think bison just enjoy maximizing pain.
 XLY: That guy is having a great time
 fanny: Oooo! Give me a hoooome! Where the buffalo rooooa... fuck! fuck! fuck!!
 Freld Dampumple: Remember, you don't have to outrun the buffalo (bison), just the other people.
 CrystallineEntity: This will only end well I'm sure.
 Ulillillia: Bye, son!
Image 179183   05-15-17   Uploaded by    McMuff
Score:
414
 
 Jeannie C: You gonna eat that?
 Suburbanmom: OMG, it actualy DOES give you wings!
 moogerator: "So, human, what are your plans for the Summer?"
 scribbs: "Ugh! The day I'v had, Don. You human have no idea how easy you've got it."
 Peter Pantsless: "Got any barbecue? I'm still light enough to fly."
Image 179182   05-15-17   Uploaded by    rustedpeace
Score:
413
 
 Science: @wolfpk: Nice.
 tina: Im dead @winwolf
 winwolf: I still love it. Taught me the importance of clean undies in combat.
 wolfpk: What, you don't like having to play through a game twice to beat it?
 wolfpk: What, you don't like having to play through a game twice to beat it?
 Butcherboy: That games was such a pain In The ass
Image 179181   05-15-17   Uploaded by    greenbean
Score:
193
 
 Dan Tagonistic: Can't argue with @Science
 msmstud: There are both dumb and valid things going on here, but I fall on the LESS MISOGYNISTIC side of things. Plus, doesn't the Qur'an INCLUDE most of the old & new testaments? It's like a debate over regular and vanilla pepsi.
 Science: @Dan Tagonistic: Unlikely. One of them is just posing because it will make a "cute" photo for her Facebook page.
 taxKilla: @scribbs yes, very much so! That is one of my favorite things from the book.
 Cami: That discomfort you feel is cognitive dissonance.
 suckit: I remember this image back in 2002.
 Mr. Shine: False equivalency is really strong with this image. Holy crap.
 Side Boob: I feel bad for the girl on the right :(
 caesar: Who war it better? @Hyphae
 Dan Tagonistic: Different sides of the same coin of bullshit
 Hyphae: Who wore it better: EXTREME
 grizzly: I feel like "bad"ing this is my way of running away from a problem.
 scribbs: Reminds me of "Reamde" when Sokolov thinks of Richards brother as a member of the American Taliban.
 Mr. Butt: @Scoo *religion's
 Scoo: Your flag's backward, dumbass
 sparename: "Holy wars, Batman!"
Image 179180   05-15-17   Uploaded by    On Spec
Score:
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 Jeannie C: Black mambas. Teeny tiny kitten fangs.
 a robot: @enfanta I suppose we must accept the fact that we are not in control of our own destinies aboard the Spaceship
 enfanta: @a robot Which do you think irks more? Having your image classiced or having a rejected image posted by someone else? cough#179187cough
 Hyphae: ...Who wore it better?
 a robot: I mean not to toot my own horn too much, but a different upload of this is still on the list of raddest images of the last 48 hours.....
 scribbs: Gack & Derp.
Image 179179   05-15-17   Uploaded by    hoobleton
Score:
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 Suburbanmom: THIS is what happens when you go to bargain basement surgeons for lap band
 Mad Collager: Somehow, the Chinese brush re-make of "The Ring" isn't quite as scary.
 DrinkMixMan: That moment when you realize your toilet is clogged and the water is just about to go over the lip of the bowl.
 scribbs: "Shit. I left the oven on."
 Mexico: I stepped in astral poop again!
 Peter Pantsless: woke up like dis
 Meow: Mom?
Image 179178   05-15-17   Uploaded by    Amiga 1000
Score:
139
 
 Mad Collager: Well, at least she's not being vague. I can't stand the ones who act interested, until you actually ask them out. Then it's another round of "C'm're, go away."
 itskando: Suck adick, ya dumb shits!
 scribbs: Isn't "Eat Shit and Die" a follow-up to "Eats, Shoots and Leaves"?
 XLY: Fuck you and die Eat shit.
 Mexico: I hate you too, dear.
 Peter Pantsless: Youtube comment fights got a lot simpler when they went to multiple choice
Image 179177   05-15-17   Uploaded by    anonimos
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