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11008  jljocque: Ev'ryt'ings better....under da c-cup!

257798  Mad Collager: And "Hollywood" is street talk for Christmas erection.

257791  VoR: This post gave me crabs

257789  Hyphae: Opposite the camera is a gang of dogs stepping forward and snapping in rhythm a la West Side Story

10959  jljocque: @avemaria Most dads in that situation would not have the option of retiring. Does that make them bad fathers?

257796  jochenau: The hand mixer is definitely for the tofu! Definitely!

257787  raditzu: No sex causes bed eyes?

257796  Dr Awkward: This is all very specific.

257437  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward Ahem... "Yub Nub"

257787  jochenau: @PenguinBartender I tried to translate by hand but a) Braille is way more complicated than I thought, and b) I stopped after DITHCW, CHA.GF because I was probably doing something wrong.

257782  Dr Awkward: Oh. Men.

257788  Dr Awkward: The Fast and the Furriest

257763  SuedeOxford: "Jesus, Dave. Did you type this with your balls or something?"

257790  Dr Awkward: #WalmartLyfe

10879  jljocque: Light on the sausage.

257791  Dr Awkward: This is pretty neat, actually.

257794  Dr Awkward: Turn down for what?

257750  SpaceCow: "I think you're thinking of Pina Colada-burg."

257763  SpaceCow: "Would you like to turn on Sticky Keys?"

257772  SpaceCow: Right about then the speakers start playing Quad City DJs.

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257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

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257724 addend: Is this Kansas City, Kansas, or Kansas City, Missouri? Asking for a friend.

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 MasterTwig: Why include the die? If all the bullets look the same then it's still random if you just grab one and eat it. And after a few rolls you're almost certain to start rolling numbers you've already rolled.
 Kim: Make this at home with chocolate moulds and battery acid.
 White Rice: @tritium I think the set comes with the die, then you've got a D12 when the chocolate is all gone, so you have to get the rest of the D's, then you need something to DO with your D4-D20's, so you find a D&D group online and then you're a dwarf.
 tritium: Why not just mix them up and eat them one at a time? Why a die that most non-nerds won't have?
 fanny: god now i'm in the mood to watch The Deer Hunter
 wolfpk: By hot pepper they mean cyanide.
 Aemuli: @funny in the wall or, hard mode, cyanide
 CrystallineEntity: This would be way funnier if they didn't advertise the fact one has a pepper in it.
 Uncle Phil: Hey, want to come over and eat some chocolate while following complicated rules?
 funny in the wall: would be better if one actually had a bullet... or a rock
Image 179186   05-15-17   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
 hexxx: fuck you. use the other door.
Image 179185   05-15-17   Uploaded by    donhomero
 Jeannie C: Is he really going to try to deal with almost 1000 lbs? I am surprised the machine can hold it.
 msmstud: Weightlifting on the moon introduces strange problems.
 cakefizzle: Is that Skin Fleezle?
 XLY: he ded
 DarkTeddy: Great way to become disjointed.
 tib gubb: somehow that seems like it could be unsafe
 grizzly: Hold my beer and watch this!
 itskando: Unbreakable
 Peter Pantsless: Trying to make up for all those days he skipped
Image 179184   05-15-17   Uploaded by    mom
 Nymphomania: Bison meet tastes SO GOOD. Eat it, kids!
 WaffleIron: @Freld Dampumple : That only applies to animals that want to eat you, I think bison just enjoy maximizing pain.
 XLY: That guy is having a great time
 fanny: Oooo! Give me a hoooome! Where the buffalo rooooa... fuck! fuck! fuck!!
 Freld Dampumple: Remember, you don't have to outrun the buffalo (bison), just the other people.
 CrystallineEntity: This will only end well I'm sure.
 Ulillillia: Bye, son!
Image 179183   05-15-17   Uploaded by    McMuff
 Jeannie C: You gonna eat that?
 Suburbanmom: OMG, it actualy DOES give you wings!
 moogerator: "So, human, what are your plans for the Summer?"
 scribbs: "Ugh! The day I'v had, Don. You human have no idea how easy you've got it."
 Peter Pantsless: "Got any barbecue? I'm still light enough to fly."
Image 179182   05-15-17   Uploaded by    rustedpeace
 Science: @wolfpk: Nice.
 tina: Im dead @winwolf
 winwolf: I still love it. Taught me the importance of clean undies in combat.
 wolfpk: What, you don't like having to play through a game twice to beat it?
 wolfpk: What, you don't like having to play through a game twice to beat it?
 Butcherboy: That games was such a pain In The ass
Image 179181   05-15-17   Uploaded by    greenbean
 Dan Tagonistic: Can't argue with @Science
 msmstud: There are both dumb and valid things going on here, but I fall on the LESS MISOGYNISTIC side of things. Plus, doesn't the Qur'an INCLUDE most of the old & new testaments? It's like a debate over regular and vanilla pepsi.
 Science: @Dan Tagonistic: Unlikely. One of them is just posing because it will make a "cute" photo for her Facebook page.
 taxKilla: @scribbs yes, very much so! That is one of my favorite things from the book.
 Cami: That discomfort you feel is cognitive dissonance.
 suckit: I remember this image back in 2002.
 Mr. Shine: False equivalency is really strong with this image. Holy crap.
 Side Boob: I feel bad for the girl on the right :(
 ignatz: Who war it better? @Hyphae
 Dan Tagonistic: Different sides of the same coin of bullshit
 Hyphae: Who wore it better: EXTREME
 grizzly: I feel like "bad"ing this is my way of running away from a problem.
 scribbs: Reminds me of "Reamde" when Sokolov thinks of Richards brother as a member of the American Taliban.
 Mr. Butt: @Scoo *religion's
 Scoo: Your flag's backward, dumbass
 sparename: "Holy wars, Batman!"
Image 179180   05-15-17   Uploaded by    On Spec
 Jeannie C: Black mambas. Teeny tiny kitten fangs.
 a robot: @enfanta I suppose we must accept the fact that we are not in control of our own destinies aboard the Spaceship
 enfanta: @a robot Which do you think irks more? Having your image classiced or having a rejected image posted by someone else? cough#179187cough
 Hyphae: ...Who wore it better?
 a robot: I mean not to toot my own horn too much, but a different upload of this is still on the list of raddest images of the last 48 hours.....
 scribbs: Gack & Derp.
Image 179179   05-15-17   Uploaded by    hoobleton
 Suburbanmom: THIS is what happens when you go to bargain basement surgeons for lap band
 Mad Collager: Somehow, the Chinese brush re-make of "The Ring" isn't quite as scary.
 DrinkMixMan: That moment when you realize your toilet is clogged and the water is just about to go over the lip of the bowl.
 scribbs: "Shit. I left the oven on."
 Mexico: I stepped in astral poop again!
 Peter Pantsless: woke up like dis
 Meow: Mom?
Image 179178   05-15-17   Uploaded by    Amiga 1000
 Mad Collager: Well, at least she's not being vague. I can't stand the ones who act interested, until you actually ask them out. Then it's another round of "C'm're, go away."
 itskando: Suck adick, ya dumb shits!
 scribbs: Isn't "Eat Shit and Die" a follow-up to "Eats, Shoots and Leaves"?
 XLY: Fuck you and die Eat shit.
 Mexico: I hate you too, dear.
 Peter Pantsless: Youtube comment fights got a lot simpler when they went to multiple choice
Image 179177   05-15-17   Uploaded by    anonimos
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