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249437  jochenau: Starbucks is branching out into the septic tank pumping business, I see.

249442  Musician: Looks like Doc Brown is having girlfriend problems.

249441  jochenau: Dear J. Edgar Hoover: @kimjongun infects our minds with insidious propaganda, while this endless stream of crappy classics evinces a plot to sabotage our beloved Spaceship. Tighten your corset, put on your best garters, and come to our rescue right away! Sincerely, A Concerned Citizen

249385  dangerkeith3000: rad

249391  dangerkeith3000: HA! He has a wet peter.

249392  dangerkeith3000: okay enough with the tide pod jokes

249400  dangerkeith3000: This is unbearable.

249405  dangerkeith3000: I would have never thought she was talking about boobs until the comments. I was just wondering how she was proud of her grades getting worse.

249374  raditzu: It's camouflage level is over 9000

249396  raditzu: Quato has to work for his living too

249431  dangerkeith3000: OKAY ENOUGH, DAD!

249437  WannaBee: Subliminal message.

249421  Dr. Bathroom: @Astanapan I was thinking exactly the same thing.

249437  dangerkeith3000: it's just dirt + water

249438  raditzu: Your duck looks sick.

249310  piranharama: Beauty of Korea?

249445  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

249429  jochenau: @Knice I'm wondering what happens if an EU person uses the site now. Do the EU Privacy Police storm their house?

249430  jochenau: The Deposition, by Raphael

249422  PenguinBartender: @Air Biscuit *slow clapping gradually escalating into standing applause*

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249182 tib gubb: it's in your butt boi

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

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 enfanta: @Peter Pantsless an explosion of AWESOMENESS.
 Peter Pantsless: Somebody photoshop an explosion behind them
 Dr Awkward: I'm a lumberjack and I'm OKAY. I cut down trees and wear high heels, suspenders, and a bra.
Image 179175   05-15-17   Uploaded by    jem
 Donkey: Or god is just lazy
 Hosebag: I compared my body structure to my Great Dane and found we were nearly identical. Just "bent" a little differently, and the Dane has a smaller cerebrum and very small speech center. Just amazing. Our bodily dimensions are exactly the same, 6'4" standing. Evolution is confirmed - for me at least.
 wolfpk: Now show an x-ray of the guy in the lion's stomach.
 Ulillillia: Doots are nice.
Image 179174   05-15-17   Uploaded by    The Dog Dies
 Science: @Wooden Spoon: I'm a friend of Dorothy.
 Cami: Untermenschen brush but Ubermenschen whiten.
 Hippitus Hoppitus: ummm....Hey, elephant in the room. Can you leave and take this picture with you?
 Mr. Shine: Yikes. Let's, uh, re-think this whole thing.
 Wooden Spoon: "I think White Power Bill hates White Power Bill" - Dorothy
Image 179173   05-15-17   Uploaded by    bromide
 DrinkMixMan: That puppeteer. He... he... violated me...
 sparename: "It's not easy being clean"
Image 179172   05-15-17   Uploaded by    manlyman
 eykei: @dangerkeith3000 Catch the wave
 Cami: Haha! Miami, I suppose?
 Dan Tagonistic: Looking a bit choppy out there today
 Dan Tagonistic: Ocean line(er)
 wolfpk: Ok everyone, have your straws ready!
 Ulillillia: that's a big wave of coke
 Borp Mento: that's a big wave of coke
 shwoarty: that's a big wave of coke
Image 179171   05-15-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Jeannie C: When you don't understand science, and are too cheap to buy sunglasses.
 Mr. Shine: @annterland It is NOW! *adjusts glasses*
 mwoody: He has the same chin and nose as Beavis.
 Aemuli: Wow, that car looks like it is coming right at me! Amaz...
 annterland: The world is already 3D
Image 179170   05-15-17   Uploaded by    Amiga 1000
 Zukero: I first thought the 2s were made with condoms.
 firesoup: @DarkTeddy I'm weary of aggro.
 DarkTeddy: A time where there was no aggro :(
 Ulillillia: Timely
Image 179169   05-15-17   Uploaded by    KnifeySpooney
 Warrax: @a robot Yes I do :)
 NoRagrets: *obligatory pokeball throw*
 a robot: @Warrax do you follow Strange Animals on Twitter too? Cause I keep seeing stuff there that I think "hey that might be cool to post to the Spaceship" and then you've already done it. Either way, your animal posts are rad :)
 Knice: Simultneously hideous and beautiful. *pauses to jot down "Simultaneously hideous and beautiful" for future use in anniversary card*
 A duck: Murderbird
 Nopetology: The seldom seen Majestic Noperaptor primarily feeds on scavenged bones and bone marrow. It drops the bones from great heights onto rocks, in order to smash them into smaller, more manageable pieces.
Image 179168   05-15-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
 hat thrab: @Peter Pantsless :D
 Peter Pantsless: looks like puppers has a thrabbing headache
Image 179167   05-15-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 trelyate: and she thought he was just being an asshole when he offered her a mustache ride!
 Nopetology: Free mustache rides!
Image 179166   05-15-17   Uploaded by    hammy
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