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273191  Entertainmentalist: If a woman parks in this spot, is it okay to ask her if she's pregnant?

273170  Not A Bot: If he really loved her he would have nutted on it.

273196  Littlecraftywolf: better wake mom #273195

273196  KingTrebek: not worth waking mom for

273195  Littlecraftywolf: @Littlecraftywolf ah and here it is #273196

272795  Littlecraftywolf: @trelyate shut up baby i know it

273186  Remp Wulgus: OOOh. The legendary ass burrito.

273187  Littlecraftywolf: wtf is even going on and why does the owl and robot have fingers but none of the humans do?

273195  Littlecraftywolf: optional route: the second coming of jesus then wake her

272892  Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

273193  Littlecraftywolf: this guy was up way too late. 8 hours of sleep!

273185  Littlecraftywolf: whats the number? i'd think i'd like to meet this "daisy".

273169  Mad Collager: Sniff, sniff, hey, could somebody order a couple of pizzas?

273168  GTA VII: The fun way to have fun.

273149  KingTrebek: @VoR sounds like a real badass

273062  Greifer: it skips a generation

273070  Greifer: @Greek Fire delendam esse... you greeks,

273174  hajjpodge: @Christina From murder, to more murder.

273079  Greifer: the beauty of north korea?

273180  Greek Fire: JJJ accusing Spider-Man of eating New York's pigeons was a highlight of the new game.

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272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272918 Mad Collager: @Sadbot I don't know where you live, but I, too, would like to help with a chance to meet your goats. I can't travel more than an hour from suburban Washington, DC though - kid responsibilities.

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272815 Mr Bleak: Just because you *can* do something ...

273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

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 enfanta: @Peter Pantsless an explosion of AWESOMENESS.
 Peter Pantsless: Somebody photoshop an explosion behind them
 NotHuman: I'm a lumberjack and I'm OKAY. I cut down trees and wear high heels, suspenders, and a bra.
Image 179175   05-15-17   Uploaded by    jem
 Donkey: Or god is just lazy
 Hosebag: I compared my body structure to my Great Dane and found we were nearly identical. Just "bent" a little differently, and the Dane has a smaller cerebrum and very small speech center. Just amazing. Our bodily dimensions are exactly the same, 6'4" standing. Evolution is confirmed - for me at least.
 wolfpk: Now show an x-ray of the guy in the lion's stomach.
 Ulillillia: Doots are nice.
Image 179174   05-15-17   Uploaded by    The Dog Dies
 Science: @Wooden Spoon: I'm a friend of Dorothy.
 Cami: Untermenschen brush but Ubermenschen whiten.
 Hippitus Hoppitus: ummm....Hey, elephant in the room. Can you leave and take this picture with you?
 Mr. Shine: Yikes. Let's, uh, re-think this whole thing.
 Wooden Spoon: "I think White Power Bill hates White Power Bill" - Dorothy
Image 179173   05-15-17   Uploaded by    bromide
 DrinkMixMan: That puppeteer. He... he... violated me...
 sparename: "It's not easy being clean"
Image 179172   05-15-17   Uploaded by    manlyman
 eykei: @dangerkeith3000 Catch the wave
 Cami: Haha! Miami, I suppose?
 Dan Tagonistic: Looking a bit choppy out there today
 Dan Tagonistic: Ocean line(er)
 wolfpk: Ok everyone, have your straws ready!
 Ulillillia: that's a big wave of coke
 Borp Mento: that's a big wave of coke
 shwoarty: that's a big wave of coke
Image 179171   05-15-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Jeannie C: When you don't understand science, and are too cheap to buy sunglasses.
 Mr. Shine: @annterland It is NOW! *adjusts glasses*
 mwoody: He has the same chin and nose as Beavis.
 Aemuli: Wow, that car looks like it is coming right at me! Amaz...
 annterland: The world is already 3D
Image 179170   05-15-17   Uploaded by    Amiga 1000
 Zukero: I first thought the 2s were made with condoms.
 firesoup: @DarkTeddy I'm weary of aggro.
 DarkTeddy: A time where there was no aggro :(
 Ulillillia: Timely
Image 179169   05-15-17   Uploaded by    KnifeySpooney
 Warrax: @a robot Yes I do :)
 NoRagrets: *obligatory pokeball throw*
 a robot: @Warrax do you follow Strange Animals on Twitter too? Cause I keep seeing stuff there that I think "hey that might be cool to post to the Spaceship" and then you've already done it. Either way, your animal posts are rad :)
 Knice: Simultneously hideous and beautiful. *pauses to jot down "Simultaneously hideous and beautiful" for future use in anniversary card*
 A duck: Murderbird
 Nopetology: The seldom seen Majestic Noperaptor primarily feeds on scavenged bones and bone marrow. It drops the bones from great heights onto rocks, in order to smash them into smaller, more manageable pieces.
Image 179168   05-15-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
 hat thrab: @Peter Pantsless :D
 Peter Pantsless: looks like puppers has a thrabbing headache
Image 179167   05-15-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 trelyate: and she thought he was just being an asshole when he offered her a mustache ride!
 Nopetology: Free mustache rides!
Image 179166   05-15-17   Uploaded by    hammy
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