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192452  Jennerator: Kill all humans while consuming all donuts

192408  redmonkey3: @Hosebag - if you're brave enough

192454  Jennerator: Planting a dogwood

192411  redmonkey3: @Hosebag - i badly want to know also; google search useless: AGGRONAUTS!... got anything ?

192428  wolfpk: There isn't any land there. The trees are just screwing with you.

192428  Horatio: @Mr. Shine come on, we're all adults here, we all know how jelly beans are made.

192457  Jennerator: He can make a fist and pitch the GNP of a small country into scattered shards like a thrown dirt clod. ...And they're really just rocks.

192456  fanny: Touchdern!

192456  bug: This is me. This is how I catch things. I even get the same terrified "oh crap, I'm not going to catch this, why did he have to throw it" face.

192438  wolfpk: The other side has a razor blade.

192429  Horatio: If we get one more blue after me before the purple's jump on we can get a pattern going.

192463  fanny: oh god, like Palin is our biggest problem now

192445  wolfpk: What the..... never mind, probably best I don't know.

192461  piranharama: We're going in full throttle, that oughta keep those fighters off our backs!

192458  Jennerator: Bigfoot in the suburbs

192447  wolfpk: Hardly a block, floor it!

192448  wolfpk: 10,000 year from now they will be asking how they built that.

192434  Horatio: Why are there so many Reboot references recently? Is it getting a reboot?

192460  Jennerator: Dancing Baby's about to get more lively

192460  wolfpk: @Aufziehvogel That's what the 11 seconds are for.

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192280 trelyate: this guy lives in the same city as me, apparently.

192306 Donut: That's not a five dollar bill! You TRICKED me, Uber!

192340 Donut: @dangerkeith3000 I prefer Righteous Cheerleader to be honest.

192258 Robespierre: Musta been when the Mets were ensconsed in the Polo Grounds, pre-Shea. Anyway ... jeez, what a pointless supervillain.

192311 Robespierre: An Ernie Bushmiller classic, yes, but I'd rather see his Aunt Fritzi Ritz.

192309 White Rice: @SomeCanadian I've pretty much come to terms with that being how I'll die one day. There'll be a big, murder-kitty, and I'll just go for it.

192284 SpaceCow: "What, ya never seen a two stone guinea pig?"

192291 Zukero: @Teechur thanks Obama

192263 duckfarts: what's the big deal? they just need to land on it when they come back

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Score:
490
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: yo dawg, i heard you like kickin' it...
 WaffleIron: @tokyopig : He specializes in the martial art of hitting people with phone books. It's demanding on the wrist, not the core.
 Mr. Shine: *DUN DUN*
 jochenau: I feel like he has too much neck.
 tokyopig: pretty paunchy for a dude that can do the full splits.
 Warrax: "Look at my area... NO! None for you!"
 jazzjunkie: This is me right now. Except without the sunlight. Or fresh air. Or well-toned musculature. Or flexibility. Or proper "wine glass" ... Don't judge me for using a Yahtzee cup for my wine!
Image 178889   05-14-17   Uploaded by    jeffrey
Score:
755
 
 Side Boob: So cute...
 Himesama: Pretty kitty.
Image 178888   05-14-17   Uploaded by    sergeant
Score:
668
 
 tib gubb: a sleepy pugger
 Nope: Aww what a nice pupper!
Image 178887   05-14-17   Uploaded by    Larp Belb
Score:
199
 
 tib gubb: it's me, your worst nightmare!
 Cami: What antibacterial soap users believe.
Image 178886   05-14-17   Uploaded by    burritos
Score:
448
 
 wolfpk: Is seems a can of shrimp is not the only thing that this man is missing.
 Hosebag: They were good shrimp, Greg.
 Mr Bleak: @Cami Gawd, I wish there was only one moron. I could avoid the m*th*rf*ck*r.
 Teechur: Wait, he found the samurai sword but didn't see the can of shrimp beneath it?
 Sadbot: Talk about burying the lead. You can get shrimp in a can?!
 jazzjunkie: Florida Man is in fine form this week!
 Xeno: Now, a missing can of tuna belly,I could understand...
 tib gubb: you don't mess with a florida man's can of shrimp!
 Noremak: @WTF Florida Man, Florida Man, does whatever a Florida can!
 WTF: Florida, Man!
 Cami: There can be only one....moron.
Image 178885   05-14-17   Uploaded by    Natch
Score:
352
 
 jazzjunkie: @Mr. Shine slimy, yet satisfying!
 Mr. Shine: This candy tastes terrible! *eats another*
 tib gubb: this bugs me
 jochenau: Beetlemania!
Image 178884   05-14-17   Uploaded by    froggyfresh
Score:
458
 
 ThatGuy: Veggie Tales taking a gritty twist.
 ThatGuy: Veggie Tales taking a gritty twist.
 Cami: We have come for the vegans.
Image 178883   05-13-17   Uploaded by    watwatwat
Score:
182
 
 ThatGuy: Same...
 jochenau: My dancing name.
Image 178882   05-13-17   Uploaded by    sodamachine
Score:
247
 
 ThatGuy: @Himesama NEVER!
 Darmstadtium: In evolution success is relative...
 DrinkMixMan: I just ate and mated the other night, so I think I'm doing pretty good.
 jochenau: @Mr. Butt Teleology being just one of a host of things whose only place in a science classroom is in discussions of what questions can or cannot be answered scientifically.
 Himesama: @ThatGuy You can't keep using that as a rebuttal. Put your clothes on please.
 jazzjunkie: I'll act however I please! My reproductive success will be the final judge.
 Warrax: Eh, evolution isn't really about perfection. Just adequacy. I'm here, it's done it's job.
 Mr. Butt: the concept of success is a teleology that has no place in a science classroom.
 ThatGuy: So is E. coli, what's you're point?
 jochenau: If I'm the result of 3.8 billion years of evolutionary success, anything I do is, by definition, acting like the result of 3.8by of evolutionary success, no?
 Mexico: *rips off clothes, bellows at top of lungs, throws poop*
 WaffleIron: Those 3.8 billion years don't really account for the 5 to 75 years of social evolutionary failure everyone acquires.
Image 178881   05-13-17   Uploaded by    macrocosm
Score:
780
 
 jazzjunkie: I am Groot? Hodor! Pika pikaaaa
 Noremak: meep Beep
 Dr Awkward: Beep beep
 Wet farts: Meep meep
Image 178880   05-13-17   Uploaded by    Pegged Lamb
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