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215895  WaffleIron: School... School never changes.

215898  Morn Bumbies: Goodenough for Moore!

215841  Hokie333: Hey Hey Hey...

215871  Dr Awkward: This is how some people imagine my menagerie of animals behaves. Instead, the the turkey chases the goose and the goats headbutt the dogs.

215887  a robot: I have no fucking idea what this means

215878  Dr Awkward: But due to the new "We Want Tobacco Free" policy on campus, he was quickly escorted by campus safety officers.

215849  wolfpk: How "It" really ended. They bribed a racoon with Cheetos to kill the clown.

215877  Felicity: Snagglepuss

215881  Felicity: I SEE WHAT YOU DID TH Error

215872  when so: @sparename Astronaut, but only briefly

215850  wolfpk: Oh, you don't have a doggy door? Well you do now!

215898  Backhand: A girl I went to highschool had this name also, except her first name was Shelby. Like she'll be goodnough.

215888  WTF: Plot twist-The vacant position is due to him firing his mother.

215867  square44: whose hand is that?

215868  wolfpk: He should be luck it's only half

215871  wolfpk: Now these guys are the real experts of Hakuna Matata

215864  sodamachine: Can you dig it?

215898  AFanOfSprite: I still don't understand how got the nomination over Ima Littlebetter.

215875  Mad Collager: @Warrax You know what they call a blood-drawer who screws up? A flubotomist.

215876  Mad Collager: This is where my cow and I have a parting.

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2. Ulillillia
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9. tib gubb
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215793 VeeKay: FFS Santa, just play skins or shirts.

215656 burritos: same here @BavidDowie

215658 Cami: Mr. And Mrs. Hubble.

215836 VeeKay: This is how you waste 82 course credits.

215746 cenecia: "I like money"

215731 WaffleIron: @Spazstatic : Almost. I was advising a coworker whose career aspirations were not being assisted by management.

215642 Felicity: Id go to see a Second City show

215782 Cami: If you do this every day at work then it really adds up.

215648 glenalec: Because grandma is dead, you insensitive bastard! (A vending machine fell on her while she was attacking it with her garden hoe).

215727 WaffleIron: @Butcherboy : For sure! My dad used to sing it to me. Being Canadian I thought that "Scranton" was made up.



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10. celtic: 1398 points
11. Oober: 1350 points
12. cannabis: 1278 points
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14. wooden boy: 1171 points
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Score:
490
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: yo dawg, i heard you like kickin' it...
 WaffleIron: @tokyopig : He specializes in the martial art of hitting people with phone books. It's demanding on the wrist, not the core.
 Mr. Shine: *DUN DUN*
 jochenau: I feel like he has too much neck.
 tokyopig: pretty paunchy for a dude that can do the full splits.
 Warrax: "Look at my area... NO! None for you!"
 jazzjunkie: This is me right now. Except without the sunlight. Or fresh air. Or well-toned musculature. Or flexibility. Or proper "wine glass" ... Don't judge me for using a Yahtzee cup for my wine!
Image 178889   05-14-17   Uploaded by    jeffrey
Score:
755
 
 Side Boob: So cute...
 Himesama: Pretty kitty.
Image 178888   05-14-17   Uploaded by    sergeant
Score:
668
 
 tib gubb: a sleepy pugger
 Nope: Aww what a nice pupper!
Image 178887   05-14-17   Uploaded by    Larp Belb
Score:
199
 
 tib gubb: it's me, your worst nightmare!
 Cami: What antibacterial soap users believe.
Image 178886   05-14-17   Uploaded by    burritos
Score:
448
 
 wolfpk: Is seems a can of shrimp is not the only thing that this man is missing.
 Hosebag: They were good shrimp, Greg.
 Mr Bleak: @Cami Gawd, I wish there was only one moron. I could avoid the m*th*rf*ck*r.
 Teechur: Wait, he found the samurai sword but didn't see the can of shrimp beneath it?
 Sadbot: Talk about burying the lead. You can get shrimp in a can?!
 jazzjunkie: Florida Man is in fine form this week!
 Xeno: Now, a missing can of tuna belly,I could understand...
 tib gubb: you don't mess with a florida man's can of shrimp!
 Noremak: @WTF Florida Man, Florida Man, does whatever a Florida can!
 WTF: Florida, Man!
 Cami: There can be only one....moron.
Image 178885   05-14-17   Uploaded by    Natch
Score:
352
 
 jazzjunkie: @Mr. Shine slimy, yet satisfying!
 Mr. Shine: This candy tastes terrible! *eats another*
 tib gubb: this bugs me
 jochenau: Beetlemania!
Image 178884   05-14-17   Uploaded by    froggyfresh
Score:
458
 
 ThatGuy: Veggie Tales taking a gritty twist.
 ThatGuy: Veggie Tales taking a gritty twist.
 Cami: We have come for the vegans.
Image 178883   05-13-17   Uploaded by    watwatwat
Score:
182
 
 ThatGuy: Same...
 jochenau: My dancing name.
Image 178882   05-13-17   Uploaded by    sodamachine
Score:
247
 
 ThatGuy: @Himesama NEVER!
 Darmstadtium: In evolution success is relative...
 DrinkMixMan: I just ate and mated the other night, so I think I'm doing pretty good.
 jochenau: @Mr. Butt Teleology being just one of a host of things whose only place in a science classroom is in discussions of what questions can or cannot be answered scientifically.
 Himesama: @ThatGuy You can't keep using that as a rebuttal. Put your clothes on please.
 jazzjunkie: I'll act however I please! My reproductive success will be the final judge.
 Warrax: Eh, evolution isn't really about perfection. Just adequacy. I'm here, it's done it's job.
 Mr. Butt: the concept of success is a teleology that has no place in a science classroom.
 ThatGuy: So is E. coli, what's you're point?
 jochenau: If I'm the result of 3.8 billion years of evolutionary success, anything I do is, by definition, acting like the result of 3.8by of evolutionary success, no?
 Mexico: *rips off clothes, bellows at top of lungs, throws poop*
 WaffleIron: Those 3.8 billion years don't really account for the 5 to 75 years of social evolutionary failure everyone acquires.
Image 178881   05-13-17   Uploaded by    macrocosm
Score:
780
 
 jazzjunkie: I am Groot? Hodor! Pika pikaaaa
 Noremak: meep Beep
 Dr Awkward: Beep beep
 Wet farts: Meep meep
Image 178880   05-13-17   Uploaded by    Pegged Lamb
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