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254038  Mr. Whiskers: Butt Plug. Hardly used.

253997  DrNinjaman: Sally Field's dog

254026  DrNinjaman: Ain't nobody here but us placentas, doctor

254036  DrNinjaman: She wants the D.

254032  Teechur: He's singin' the greens.

254040  Teechur: If you'd like to interact with the hoomanling, you'll have to wait.

254045  Teechur: dooP

254037  Dr. Bathroom: And how!

254044  ChubbyBuddy: or just stay home and read there

254038  VoR: Rub it some more

253996  Greifer: who's a good boy?! how the fuck shall i know?! can't see shit captn!

253904  mission2mars: what is that supposed to mean @Wooden Spoon

253985  Darmstadtium: @barfolomew It was good, but not brilliant, they tried a little too hard with the unexpected-plot-twist-idea in my opinion

254009  barfolomew: I've got shocking news about Flo Rida.

253968  Bohab: Mighty max?

254039  Not A Bot: First dick in a box, now...

254037  Bohab: They used it as hard as they could

253298  Mr Bleak: It's dice all the way down! Then it all goes a bit quantum.

253301  Mr Bleak: Goooood Morning Vietwoof! Hey, this is not a test. This is rock and roll. Time to rock it from the delta to the DMZ! Is that me, or does that sound like an Elvis Presley movie? Viva Da Nang. Oh, viva, Da Nang. Da Nang me, Da Nang me. Why don't they get a rope and hang me? Hey, is it a little too early for being that loud? Hey, too late. It's 0600 What's the "0" stand for? Oh, my God, it's early.

253302  Mr Bleak: How much is the postage on this?

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Score:
490
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: yo dawg, i heard you like kickin' it...
 WaffleIron: @tokyopig : He specializes in the martial art of hitting people with phone books. It's demanding on the wrist, not the core.
 Mr. Shine: *DUN DUN*
 jochenau: I feel like he has too much neck.
 tokyopig: pretty paunchy for a dude that can do the full splits.
 Warrax: "Look at my area... NO! None for you!"
 jazzjunkie: This is me right now. Except without the sunlight. Or fresh air. Or well-toned musculature. Or flexibility. Or proper "wine glass" ... Don't judge me for using a Yahtzee cup for my wine!
Image 178889   05-14-17   Uploaded by    jeffrey
Score:
843
 
 Side Boob: So cute...
 Himesama: Pretty kitty.
Image 178888   05-14-17   Uploaded by    sergeant
Score:
668
 
 tib gubb: a sleepy pugger
 Nope: Aww what a nice pupper!
Image 178887   05-14-17   Uploaded by    Larp Belb
Score:
199
 
 tib gubb: it's me, your worst nightmare!
 Cami: What antibacterial soap users believe.
Image 178886   05-14-17   Uploaded by    burritos
Score:
481
 
 wolfpk: Is seems a can of shrimp is not the only thing that this man is missing.
 Hosebag: They were good shrimp, Greg.
 Mr Bleak: @Cami Gawd, I wish there was only one moron. I could avoid the m*th*rf*ck*r.
 Teechur: Wait, he found the samurai sword but didn't see the can of shrimp beneath it?
 Sadbot: Talk about burying the lead. You can get shrimp in a can?!
 jazzjunkie: Florida Man is in fine form this week!
 Xeno: Now, a missing can of tuna belly,I could understand...
 tib gubb: you don't mess with a florida man's can of shrimp!
 Noremak: @WTF Florida Man, Florida Man, does whatever a Florida can!
 WTF: Florida, Man!
 Cami: There can be only one....moron.
Image 178885   05-14-17   Uploaded by    Natch
Score:
352
 
 jazzjunkie: @Mr. Shine slimy, yet satisfying!
 Mr. Shine: This candy tastes terrible! *eats another*
 tib gubb: this bugs me
 jochenau: Beetlemania!
Image 178884   05-14-17   Uploaded by    froggyfresh
Score:
458
 
 ThatGuy: Veggie Tales taking a gritty twist.
 ThatGuy: Veggie Tales taking a gritty twist.
 Cami: We have come for the vegans.
Image 178883   05-13-17   Uploaded by    watwatwat
Score:
182
 
 ThatGuy: Same...
 jochenau: My dancing name.
Image 178882   05-13-17   Uploaded by    sodamachine
Score:
247
 
 skittles: Then why am I so bad at life, and why have I not reproduced
 ThatGuy: @Himesama NEVER!
 Darmstadtium: In evolution success is relative...
 DrinkMixMan: I just ate and mated the other night, so I think I'm doing pretty good.
 jochenau: @Mr. Butt Teleology being just one of a host of things whose only place in a science classroom is in discussions of what questions can or cannot be answered scientifically.
 Himesama: @ThatGuy You can't keep using that as a rebuttal. Put your clothes on please.
 jazzjunkie: I'll act however I please! My reproductive success will be the final judge.
 Warrax: Eh, evolution isn't really about perfection. Just adequacy. I'm here, it's done it's job.
 Mr. Butt: the concept of success is a teleology that has no place in a science classroom.
 ThatGuy: So is E. coli, what's you're point?
 jochenau: If I'm the result of 3.8 billion years of evolutionary success, anything I do is, by definition, acting like the result of 3.8by of evolutionary success, no?
 Mexico: *rips off clothes, bellows at top of lungs, throws poop*
 WaffleIron: Those 3.8 billion years don't really account for the 5 to 75 years of social evolutionary failure everyone acquires.
Image 178881   05-13-17   Uploaded by    macrocosm
Score:
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 jazzjunkie: I am Groot? Hodor! Pika pikaaaa
 Noremak: meep Beep
 Dr Awkward: Beep beep
 Wet farts: Meep meep
Image 178880   05-13-17   Uploaded by    Pegged Lamb
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