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228480  cenecia: bone apple chompers!

228519  sparenamelaptopdied: Just another borkf in the wall

228500  2Berries: I'm smirking right back at ya!

228518  a robot: @a robot youtu.be/…

228512  barfolomew: I said hands OFF your brother.

228483  Aufziehvogel: Area over 9000

228517  barfolomew: Oh wow, that must we a great way to receive a tip.

228487  Aufziehvogel: Scorefarming

228520  El hefe: Nice hooters

228495  Aufziehvogel: Is this from Alexey Kondakov?

228518  a robot: "CATCHUP?????"

228519  Teechur: Cats can keep their cardboard boxes.

228507  Teechur: @Zukero @Scoo You sure that's not a Banana Jr 6000?

228190  UltraBeverly: @Felicity So I was supposed to get the lechon for my sobrina's quinceanera, but the carniceria was closed by the time I had had a few drinks and maybe a quickie in the bar bathroom, so when I was driving home and I passed a hog farm... Well, one thing led to another and THIS happened. In the 1950's.

228516  TurkeyVulture: This beautiful people grabs back.

228470  a robot: All grown up: #228489

228489  a robot: Early days: #228470

228509  Dresdenkeogh: *devours pig in pitch-black room*

228474  a robot: Someone just out of frame is definitely making frantic waving motions that mean "let the mean man win"

228509  Teechur: @Science And the letter W from a Wilson tennis racket.

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228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228313 Donut: Comic Sans doesn't make this quote any lighter.

228485 a robot: Yeah but hearing most of these from a coworker would probably be just as creepy as a "you have an amazing figure" comment or whatever

228339 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?

228374 apoxia: White meat only.

228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228490 Ulillillia: @Prostata I Googled it, they look tasty

228373 Zukero: Walked on a paper shredder?

228312 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.



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Score:
490
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: yo dawg, i heard you like kickin' it...
 WaffleIron: @tokyopig : He specializes in the martial art of hitting people with phone books. It's demanding on the wrist, not the core.
 Mr. Shine: *DUN DUN*
 jochenau: I feel like he has too much neck.
 tokyopig: pretty paunchy for a dude that can do the full splits.
 Warrax: "Look at my area... NO! None for you!"
 jazzjunkie: This is me right now. Except without the sunlight. Or fresh air. Or well-toned musculature. Or flexibility. Or proper "wine glass" ... Don't judge me for using a Yahtzee cup for my wine!
Image 178889   05-14-17   Uploaded by    jeffrey
Score:
843
 
 Side Boob: So cute...
 Himesama: Pretty kitty.
Image 178888   05-14-17   Uploaded by    sergeant
Score:
668
 
 tib gubb: a sleepy pugger
 Nope: Aww what a nice pupper!
Image 178887   05-14-17   Uploaded by    Larp Belb
Score:
199
 
 tib gubb: it's me, your worst nightmare!
 Cami: What antibacterial soap users believe.
Image 178886   05-14-17   Uploaded by    burritos
Score:
481
 
 wolfpk: Is seems a can of shrimp is not the only thing that this man is missing.
 Hosebag: They were good shrimp, Greg.
 Mr Bleak: @Cami Gawd, I wish there was only one moron. I could avoid the m*th*rf*ck*r.
 Teechur: Wait, he found the samurai sword but didn't see the can of shrimp beneath it?
 Sadbot: Talk about burying the lead. You can get shrimp in a can?!
 jazzjunkie: Florida Man is in fine form this week!
 Xeno: Now, a missing can of tuna belly,I could understand...
 tib gubb: you don't mess with a florida man's can of shrimp!
 Noremak: @WTF Florida Man, Florida Man, does whatever a Florida can!
 WTF: Florida, Man!
 Cami: There can be only one....moron.
Image 178885   05-14-17   Uploaded by    Natch
Score:
352
 
 jazzjunkie: @Mr. Shine slimy, yet satisfying!
 Mr. Shine: This candy tastes terrible! *eats another*
 tib gubb: this bugs me
 jochenau: Beetlemania!
Image 178884   05-14-17   Uploaded by    froggyfresh
Score:
458
 
 ThatGuy: Veggie Tales taking a gritty twist.
 ThatGuy: Veggie Tales taking a gritty twist.
 Cami: We have come for the vegans.
Image 178883   05-13-17   Uploaded by    watwatwat
Score:
182
 
 ThatGuy: Same...
 jochenau: My dancing name.
Image 178882   05-13-17   Uploaded by    sodamachine
Score:
247
 
 Felicity: Then why am I so bad at life, and why have I not reproduced
 ThatGuy: @Himesama NEVER!
 Darmstadtium: In evolution success is relative...
 DrinkMixMan: I just ate and mated the other night, so I think I'm doing pretty good.
 jochenau: @Mr. Butt Teleology being just one of a host of things whose only place in a science classroom is in discussions of what questions can or cannot be answered scientifically.
 Himesama: @ThatGuy You can't keep using that as a rebuttal. Put your clothes on please.
 jazzjunkie: I'll act however I please! My reproductive success will be the final judge.
 Warrax: Eh, evolution isn't really about perfection. Just adequacy. I'm here, it's done it's job.
 Mr. Butt: the concept of success is a teleology that has no place in a science classroom.
 ThatGuy: So is E. coli, what's you're point?
 jochenau: If I'm the result of 3.8 billion years of evolutionary success, anything I do is, by definition, acting like the result of 3.8by of evolutionary success, no?
 Mexico: *rips off clothes, bellows at top of lungs, throws poop*
 WaffleIron: Those 3.8 billion years don't really account for the 5 to 75 years of social evolutionary failure everyone acquires.
Image 178881   05-13-17   Uploaded by    macrocosm
Score:
780
 
 jazzjunkie: I am Groot? Hodor! Pika pikaaaa
 Noremak: meep Beep
 Dr Awkward: Beep beep
 Wet farts: Meep meep
Image 178880   05-13-17   Uploaded by    Pegged Lamb
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