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243321  Teechur: And then it puts the lotion on the cat.

243319  FabricMan: @barfolomew ...with nailpolish

243320  FabricMan: I want to believe

243322  Teechur: Is...everyone...leaning?

243322  Robespierre: Oh! I just noticed ... they had their class portrait taken at the Mystery Spot!

243322  FabricMan: These kids coulda had a V8

243317  VoR: Had me at too many cups

243325  Robespierre: "How to Tell If You Have Dropped Hallucinogenics" is a great WikiHow

243326  Robespierre: Snack time!

243322  VoR: ...not that I knew it then

243327  Robespierre: CAN'T YOU EVEN KNOCK FIRST? Jeeez...

243322  VoR: I was about to be born

243322  Robespierre: 80s kid fashion was totally 80s

243198  Robespierre: @carpwoman Doug Sahm once sang "You just cain't live in Texas / If you don't gotta lotta soul", but I don't know if that's even remotely applicable anymore. And you'll get double-posted if you back out of an image you've just commented on with the backup button instead of navigating by clicking on the mascot.

243318  Robespierre: The moral of this panel is: Don't cry for them, regardless of what happens.

243253  VoR: @Dr Awkward I was fueling the car with diesel and everything just seemed right. Time seemed to slow. Lighting was like in the picture. I think I had a moment of hapiness. .then I saw the bill..lol

243316  Robespierre: "A change is in the air, hoomin. Wha hoppen next?"

243317  Robespierre: Bottom row, second from left is Today's Weirdo Item

243320  Robespierre: "I'm just a'driftin' an' driftin'..."

243321  Robespierre: FREE CANDY TOO

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243198 Robespierre: @carpwoman Doug Sahm once sang "You just cain't live in Texas / If you don't gotta lotta soul", but I don't know if that's even remotely applicable anymore. And you'll get double-posted if you back out of an image you've just commented on with the backup button instead of navigating by clicking on the mascot.

243140 glenalec: It's 3am and my neighbor is taking photos in my window again.

243213 Yurishiro: I pooped these

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243081 Yurishiro: "I swear, her cans were this big! I am in this erect position since then."

243238 sparename: Where's Cleveland?

243173 Joseph: My life is pretty good after all.

243220 funny in the wall: not to be confused with boy butter which is a... well, google it if you like

243118 sparename: @sergeant to show how long ago this was, I think the 'dream' car in question was a MKII Escort RS1800

243216 Robespierre: Has medicine gone too far?



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Score:
578
 
 Suburbanmom: SOOOOO many questions...
 kazzy94: Won't help them up, but I will take a picture!
 Sandor: "could you describe the ruckus?"
 Hosebag: So that's where I left him.
 wolfpk: The arms makes me think that is a mannequin. If so awesome practical joke. If not, ouch.
 mwoody: "Snake? Snaaaaaaaaaake!"
 Ulillillia: OHHHH YEAH!
 KrazyKat: I've seen cats do that, but high school kids are a first.
 jazzjunkie: [Mission Impossible theme crescendos]
 Mr. Butt: Same
 Prostata: ouch
 sparename: "I WAS suspended..."
Image 178775   05-13-17   Uploaded by    snipdawg
Score:
396
 
 sparename: "Look at my Fibonacci Spirals, GO ON - LOOK AT THEM!"
Image 178774   05-13-17   Uploaded by    Amy Housewine
Score:
251
 
 Pizza: Anything is something if you're descriptive enough.
 Spazstatic: Long and thick. Wait, we're taking about his neck, right?
 Ulillillia: They're real and they're spectacular.
 Nope: No it isnt Janet, if it was your husband wouldnt have left you.
Image 178773   05-13-17   Uploaded by    youshall
Score:
358
 
 WaffleIron: @Spazstatic @ignatz : Hipping point!
 ignatz: @Spazstatic tripping point
 Spazstatic: @ignatz slipping point?
 Aemuli: Note that at all ages death brings with it a non-trivial chance of fun - and vice-versa.
 Ulillillia: I like the late-30s fun uptick.
 Teechur: In my house, there would be a horizontal line way up high for "Getting Splinters"
 ignatz: @WaffleIron Also known as the tipping point
 WaffleIron: 47, the year of your life when your fear of death outweighs your enjoyment of life.
Image 178772   05-13-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
324
 
 Pizza: This makes me uncomfortable
 Bob: Unsettling.
 BavidDowie: pucker up!
 annterland: "You know how to whistle dontcha?"
 sparename: "My Parson has no nose..."
 Wet farts: What the fuck man
 KrazyKat: Never saw that part before. Does that mean there's a giant pile of chicken anuses at the processing plant?
 enfanta: Gawd, could we please stop with the political pictures?
 ignatz: (sudden loss of appetite)
Image 178771   05-13-17   Uploaded by    Moe Burt
Score:
364
 
 Beef Supreme: Fox cancelled 'Son of Zorn' this week.
 Cami: POTUSselfimage.jpg
 Spazstatic: Sky blue (or black)
 wolfpk: This is perfect for those Facebook fails.
 Ulillillia: Real masters of the universe have curves.
Image 178770   05-13-17   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
227
 
 ThatGuy: Can one accurately hambone when one's limbs are mostly constructed out of shot gun barrels?
 scribbs: You make me feel like dancin', dancin' (dance the night away)...
Image 178769   05-13-17   Uploaded by    neutron
Score:
294
 
 Dresdenkeogh: This is madness.
Image 178768   05-13-17   Uploaded by    some guy
Score:
520
 
Image 178767   05-13-17   Uploaded by    satoshi
Score:
379
 
 Teechur: 10/6 stars... can't math...too much Hg....
 Ulillillia: Mad Catter
 karmakat: have you ever seen a cat without a smile? what about a cat without a hat?
 scribbs: Mercury poisoning would explain a lot about his behavior.
 Peach: CHANGE PLACES
Image 178766   05-13-17   Uploaded by    Bagels
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