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267869  Spazstatic:

267871  Spazstatic: "but my friends call me Bill."

267906  wolfpk: I can't find the hamster..... oh!!!

267944  Dr Awkward: Hare accessories.

267907  wolfpk: Grandma identified!

267912  wolfpk: As badly as I hate speed trap cameras, this sounds like a good idea!

267941  dobbiesdoogs: it's good!

267930  wolfpk: I'm going to have to give this a Fail! The second and third shelves up do not match.

267933  wolfpk: Didn't your mother ever tell you: "Don't play with your food"

267940  wolfpk: Paw paw

267909  Spazstatic: @Not A Bot doggone cute is more like it.

267912  Spazstatic: Took me longer than I should admit to understand the correlation between your wife's culinary skills and the directive to use a ladder.

267914  Spazstatic: What's so funny guys? It's just a pizza in the shape of a T.

267908  AlexDeLarge: @Amy Housewine Remember me, Eddie? When I humped your brother's leg, I barked just... like...THIS!

267938  barfolomew: A supermarket near me offers a butchery service for folks who bring in carcasses. They got in trouble for using shopping carts to haul around dead goats.

267916  Spazstatic: Duncan Hills Coffee!

267940  Mr. Butt: Meta.

267940  a sedated moose: Beans on beans.

267926  AlexDeLarge: "What'cha thinking about?" "I dunno; rat stuff, I guess."

267949  phil: Mom's spaghetti

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267713 dangerkeith3000: The human Centipede.

267564 Bluetocracy: Leonard, put down the flashlight and take off that silly robe, I'm trying to watch tv!

267548 wolfpk: @Science As I said, FACTS NOT LIES. If you use easily disproven lies to bash someone, YOU lose all credibility. If you just use facts, you have credibility! It is just that simple!

267620 Python77: Really, we are still trying the DuckFace thing?

267597 BavidDowie: All your bass are belong to him

267576 VeeKay: Johnny Tightlips.

267839 Mad Collager: @WTF Are you by chance, related to Wtf?

267580 VeeKay: Not shown = Young Ettiene, who lives in an asylum.

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.

267648 Christina: By the way, if not for crazy women, some men would never get laid at all.

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 apoxia: This reminds me of a workmate telling me about how when she was working as a rest home carer she accidentally tucked a woman's breast into her bloomers. When she noticed and pulled it out she frantically searched for the second one, until the woman told her "I've only got the one dear". Needless to say she was quite embarrassed.
 Nope: This Marge Simpson fan art is gross.
Image 178659   05-12-17   Uploaded by    arctic fox
 soccer: @dangerkeith3000 He doesnt look like himself in this photo. He looks more like a dark-haired Bill Pullman here
 Noremak: I have no idea why people like this movie.
 Social Vegan: @Bill Rye I've seen Taxi Driver. It's obvious that's DeNiro now. I must've been drunk when I last commented.
 Bill Rye: @dangerkeith3000 please watch "Taxi Driver"
 GoodSir: Is this from a Twilight Zone episode? If not, it should be.
 wolfpk: You talkin' to me?
Image 178658   05-12-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
 sundragon: Aaooga
 Wet farts: @Wooden Spoon beep boop PBBBBBBBBT
 Bast Relief: You can't tell, but he's making the same face. It's contagious.
 Wooden Spoon: @Wet farts: You are not human, you are Wet Farts.
 Mad Collager:
 Mad Collager: (I'm only purple because I contribute a whole bunch to Aggro-gator's Patreon each month.)
 Wet farts: I'm actually not human.
 dangerous dave: We are all just pointless host vessels for mitochondrial DNA, which uses us against our will, to perpetuate itself.
 enfanta: No, buddy, you need to swing about 90 degrees to your left.
 Mr. Shine: *foghorn sound*
 illBilliam: The porno password is...
 Derp Herpigan: Hail Hydra!
 Shay: This game of telephone is intense.
 Nope: Live laugh love is actually a hollow slogan meaning nothing and adding nothing.
 KnifeySpooney: (The lines in laundry detergent bottles are 20% higher than they need to be.)
Image 178657   05-12-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
 WaffleIron: Hurr
 Mr. Shine: @Derp Herpigan Lucky!
 Derp Herpigan: That's my parking spot!
Image 178656   05-12-17   Uploaded by    crunchymush
 Annoying Vegan : His head too small for he got dang body
Image 178655   05-12-17   Uploaded by    MylesX
 annterland: I want that painting
 Bartleby: God dammit, Jian-Yang!
 bug: I would have thought the spirit of the dumpster fire would have looked a bit more like... someone else...
 grizzly: Erlich Bachman, this is your mom. You are not my baby.
Image 178654   05-12-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
 itskando: We believe in nothing, lebowski
 violentwrath: I miss the old Blink 182...
 apoxia: @RainbowTornado Oh God, they look like this now?
 RainbowTornado: RAD FOR MELVINS!
 Annoying Vegan : I'm not a kid, but I don't know shit either.
Image 178653   05-12-17   Uploaded by    Shay
Image 178652 is unbelievably bad (score -12) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by norgu5. Your image was bad, norgu5.
 tib gubb: what a pro gamer thinks they look like
 Bast Relief: Cliver gerl
 Skaalar: Missing feathers. Fake.
Image 178651   05-12-17   Uploaded by    aristocat
 FireBreathingMarmot: it was cheaper to have our pool built by the missle silo company that is going bankrupt
 itskando: Dagon
 Side Boob: HL3 looking good
 enfanta: Hey guys? Um, shouldn't there be fuel rods here? I think we gotta call someone...
 tib gubb: half life three looking good
 dangerous dave: Am I the only person who thought of the Byford-Dolphin Incident?
 Yam: Do you want the bends? Because that's how you get the bends.
 Scoo: Deep Blue Hole
Image 178650   05-12-17   Uploaded by    Pegged Lamb
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