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233217  Peter Pantsless: "Aren't you going to frisk me?" "Sir, you're not under arrest." "...can you do it anyway?"

233217  GoGo Robotto: Police Stripper Squad

233212  kornisjon: If that's for one brownie, I do expect them to be 4:20 related.

233175  trelyate: just because you can doesn't mean you should

233217  Ulillillia: Eins, zwei,

233179  trelyate: this isn't Narnia...

233181  Ulillillia: We miss you in the Senate, doggo

233203  NoRagrets: Apparently Im too colorblind to read this.

233203  Dr Awkward: So, like, copulate with someone with color vision deficiency?

233185  Ulillillia: And that's why BILL hasn't been around.

233187  Ulillillia: 'Cause you're beautiful, like no other

233194  Ulillillia: Love, I get so lost, sometimes

233189  trelyate: when your press operator has a sense of humor

233213  Ulillillia: Consuela's phone

233205  trelyate: go back to your homeworld already

233207  trelyate: the hair is spot on

233198  addend: (Telepathically reprints OMNI magazine.)

233167  glenalec: vv ASCII, do you speak it? Aggrogator! :-P

233103  Peter Pantsless: That was quick! Thanks again everybody. PURPLE POWERS ACTIVATE youtube.com/…

233210  tib gubb: it is monday, my dudes

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9. Yurishiro
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233022 glenalec: On the up-side this may just be muddy water (inland Australian soil is exactly that colour).

233068 Mr. Shine: @Teechur Version 2: Famous actor Henry Fonda was having health problems, so he went to his doctor, who diagnosed him with dilated cardiomyopathy, that is, an enlarged heart, when the chambers become too weak to properly pump blood. After questioning him about his habits, upon finding out Mr. Fonda enjoyed drinking absinthe in the evenings after dinner, the doctor angrily demanded he stop immediately. When the great actor asked why that mattered, the doctor looked at him and said "EVERBODY knows, absinthe makes the heart grow, Fonda."

233055 Mr Bleak: Boaty McBoat ... waddya mean, it's been done?

233032 zrj235: i invented one recently called KUNG FU KITCHEN. 523 bonus points if you can guess how to play.

233067 ping: @copunter Not a position I would want or be any good at. Am very content standing on the shore, throwing pebbles in, and watching the ripples spread. Thanks, though.

233103 Peter Pantsless: That was quick! Thanks again everybody. PURPLE POWERS ACTIVATE youtube.com/…

233056 Robespierre: @Mr. Whiskers As an erstwhile Singapore resident I can attest that this is true.

233072 sparename: Mannequinned Mission to Mars

233157 Scoo: @Felicity Appears to just be a broken alias to ResEdit; it's not rocking the awesome Mac-in-the-Box icon

233185 Ulillillia: And that's why BILL hasn't been around.



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Peter Pantsless uploaded 233103 (1144 points)
Mr. Shine uploaded 232767 (1138 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 232888 (1119 points)
rubix1924 uploaded 232740 (1066 points)
KEKOEKEOEK uploaded 232766 (1052 points)
au bon pain uploaded 233034 (1030 points)
sergeant uploaded 233119 (1019 points)
Gentleman uploaded 233126 (1002 points)
grizzly uploaded 233074 (998 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 232705 (987 points)


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 3. ping: 6690 points
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 5. HatStand: 3568 points
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10. barfolomew: 2147 points
11. Annoying Vegan : 2105 points
12. topcity: 2067 points
13. Bagels: 2013 points
14. fanny: 1917 points
15. frankie: 1910 points
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Score:
712
 
 Micro Jackson: I don't follow your logic
 Amy Housewine: Stole what they thought was a pic-a-nic basket, but turned out to be a delivery of protein supplements.
 WaffleIron: Bro, Bros
 Scoo: These are Swoler Bears
 sparename: Bodybuild-a-Bear Workshop
Image 178570   05-12-17   Uploaded by    sodamachine
Score:
529
 
 Bu7Z: Often in art of that era ghastly was depicted as boo.
 Dresdenkeogh: Don't... turn... around.
 wolfpk: This is total BS! He is holding up the torch and looking at Boo. Boo should be hiding his face and/or invisible!
Image 178569   05-12-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
234
 
 Felicity: Maybe you just cant park during those specific four minutes, 7 AM, 8 AM, 5 PM, and 10 PM
 sparename: NO, LIKE, PARRRRKING, LIKE, EVVV-AAAH!! Like.
 jochenau: Maybe I read it sideways? No, that doesn't work either...
 a robot: It means "up yours, kid."
 Ulillillia: Just "NO PARKING" would have sufficed.
Image 178568   05-12-17   Uploaded by    shark
Score:
424
 
 Mike Michael: @Knice hahah
 itskando: @Knice I call it a stranger
 Noremak: Hey, I'm not the only one out there! Hello my similarly double jointed friend!
 cenecia: Well this is awkward... I have the exact same keyboard.
 WaffleIron: Oh shit, I can almost do this.
 DrinkMixMan: A & WTF
 fakeusername: and that's why safety always comes first in shop class
 jochenau: Now you can slap people while holding a drink!
 Off Topic: I'm curious to see if I can do this too now.
 Zukero: Handing. You're doing it wrong.
 A duck: This is wrong. Just... wrong.
 sparename: "I'll scratch my back, if you scratch yours"
 Knice: That way it feels like someone else is doing it.
Image 178567   05-12-17   Uploaded by    some guy
Score:
352
 
 jochenau: A wild Lego Elemental attacks!
 Scoo: Stephen Blawking
 Meow: The foot stabber
Image 178566   05-12-17   Uploaded by    elahabdh
Score:
290
 
 Noremak: Acid for weeaboos?
 Skaalar: @SomeOtherCanadian I'm gonna with you're gross and I'm super, special, awesome correct.
 a robot: What am I looking at here? Sailor Jupiter acid tabs?
 SomeOtherCanadian: @Skaalar really? Looks pretty decent to me. I mean unless you're one of the manicured at all times types, I'd say this is pretty acceptable hygiene. Maybe I'm gross, I dunno.
 Skaalar: Clean your damn nails.
Image 178565   05-12-17   Uploaded by    namaste
Score:
319
 
 Bu7Z: You could make a religion from this
 bug: I'm just saiyan.
 Skaalar: He IS the hype...
 Theta Zero: Maybe blow up a planet or two if you think their residents are gross. Doesn't matter if you do, it isn't canon.
Image 178564   05-12-17   Uploaded by    whaleshark
Score:
330
 
 Ulillillia: *throws out insulin*
 Zampano: I take that as a challenge (grabs heroin pipe, lighter and Pokeball, goes outside)
 Fancy Clown: Challenge accepted...
 tritium: Like no one ever was!
 wolfpk: But if you are seeing Pokemon in real life, you are probably already doing drugs.
 DrinkMixMan: Yes, but on the other hand I'll be high.
 Zukero: Drugs! I choose you!
 Amy Housewine: You can master some other things if you knowhmsayin'.
 Science: But can I become a Master Baiter?
 annterland: ...and I do so much coffee
 annterland: Coffee is a drug...
 Theta Zero: Rare candies and vitamins say otherwise.
Image 178563   05-12-17   Uploaded by    Frum Temps
Score:
572
 
 enfanta: English as she is spoke is easy!
 Ulillillia: Ali G School of Lingusitics
 WaffleIron: I called, it's a private residence. The person who answered the phone also spoke english well.
 KrazyKat: Audible, uncontrolled laughter.
 Mr. Butt: Shamed by English, motherfucker? You speak?
 dangerkeith3000: Ahhhh...this one is a classic.
 Theta Zero: I does.
Image 178562   05-12-17   Uploaded by    Soviette
Score:
399
 
 Ulillillia: @EndlessVanity tinyurl.com/…
 EndlessVanity: what is that supposed to mean @Ulillillia
 Ulillillia: Uhhhhhhhhhh
 Sadbot: Patron saint of butts
 dangerkeith3000: If you turn it upside down it's a little....NSFW
 Scoo: This is a bit... yonic
Image 178561   05-12-17   Uploaded by    brutal
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