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269183  hajjpodge: @dangerkeith3000 I seal what you didn't.

269165  AdaMan: Swing and a miss

269200  dangerkeith3000: @Knice The dictionaries disagree. Now how about you enjoy a nice glass of detective Tutuola?

269152  dangerkeith3000: Stupid sexy mannequin...

269210  ani625: Shitting shit or shitting bricks?

269165  dangerkeith3000: I don't know why anyone would photoshop this,but it has to be.

269184  Incubi: Forgot to include "female preferred" like only the best classified ads have

269171  dangerkeith3000: This gay porn is off to a slow start.

269174  dangerkeith3000: I had celery this morning. Is this going to happen to me?

269200  Knice: UNSWEET IS NOT A WORD.

269207  Knice: very flirt

269208  Knice: Illumination confirmed.

269203  KingTrebek: Traditional Oklahoma garb

269180  dangerkeith3000: I'll sacrifice the huge dump they just took.

269205  KingTrebek: At first glance I thought this was a mirror that showed one's inner beauty

269207  KingTrebek: Your dog thinks you're into them

269197  Incubi: Fishots

269183  dangerkeith3000: @wolfpk I see what you did there

269184  dangerkeith3000: That poor guy doesn't know how to make a grilled cheese sandwich?

269199  Knice: Must be cold AF.

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268954 Felicity: The Hidden 3

269081 MrBoffo: @dangerkeith3000 And add 30% to your cost for auto insurance!

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

269165 AdaMan: Swing and a miss

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268926 In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...

269097 DrNinjaman: Liquor in front and poker in the rear!

269116 thecraftywolf: @Annoying Vegan what about wasps and hornets?

269111 DrNinjaman: Thermite lance



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 Meow: The baristas always give me an odd look when I ask them to toss an ice cube in. I want coffee not 3rd degree burns
 Uncle Phil: That dry ice you dropped in there will speed up the cooling nicely.
Image 178371   05-11-17   Uploaded by    Rocky XLVII
Image 178370 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by aristocat. You have brought shame on us, aristocat.
Score:
570
 
 Suburbanmom: This is a level of hot mess that causes me to want to wash my hands repeatedly until all of my skin falls off
 TurkeyVulture: I heard you like cake
 wolfpk: What they do with the display cakes.
 Micro Jackson: Mor cake plz
 Dan Tagonistic: Yo Dawg...
 Warrax: Nice metaphor for marriage.
 Mr. Shine: It's cakes all the way down.
 hearsegirl: as a former cake decorator, I have to bow before greatness. there is so much work and planning in this. and disgusting fondant.
 Otterman: JAM IT ALL IN MY MOUTH
 annterland: Hulk...smash?
 dangerous dave: You're born, you take shit; go a little higher, take less shit. Then one day you're so high up that your whole long-term plan falls over with a herculean *splat*. Welcome to the L4yer Cake, son.
 tritium: It looks awesome, but you just know it's loaded with disgusting fondant.
 westerner: Just how many people are getting married to each other??
 SomeCanadian: I WANT THIS.
 Koopa: It hurts to look at, mostly because I'm afraid it'll fall.
 Hyphae: Upside-down wedding cake?
 itskando: Layer cake Baker level: pro - 2
 Teechur: Thanks for coming to our wedding! Cards go in that stack, gifts go in that stack, and cakes go in that stack over there.
Image 178369   05-11-17   Uploaded by    Mister Beef
Score:
24
 
 tib gubb: ah... signs of a party
 Scoo: @Teechur Barcode Kate sounds like a character from a William Gibson novel
 Teechur: Barcode Kate must be her cage dancing name.
Image 178368   05-11-17   Uploaded by    logono
Score:
452
 
 Skaalar: Seems a little heavy for a Spy Kids movie...
 Mustyrats: Buscemi is awesome. I haven't seen Spy Kids 2 though, but he's probably good in it.
 itskando: Su evas, su pleh, nam dam a si poolf.
Image 178367   05-11-17   Uploaded by    donhomero
Score:
260
 
 tib gubb: this guy speaks to me
 Scoo: Cesar Millan is a douchewaffle
 static xyz: (I see a butthole)
 courtney: and the boobs...they were out to here!
 jazzjunkie: Whisper to me
 itskando: Tsst.
Image 178366   05-11-17   Uploaded by    Vanna
Score:
472
 
 Stom Premben: The Internets mean impression of Renee Zellweger
 VoR: Deep cleansing? Aaaahhahahhhah wow no more constipation or internal organs
 alborland: Still hot.
Image 178365   05-11-17   Uploaded by    male anon
Score:
400
 
 elahabdh: Gingers, man. There's something about 'em.
 Skaalar: Behold my cock.
 Micro Jackson: Come to park later if you want cock fight
 Soaps Pierre: Cockafuckingdoodledoo, to you too.
 sparename: Why did the chicken scoff the roids?
 itskando: @ignatz What's wrong with your faaaaaaaaaaccce? Did you smoke too much?
 Chinese Buffet: Why do chickens have face genitals?
Image 178364   05-11-17   Uploaded by    sporky
Score:
168
 
 redbranch: Is he watching Battletech?
 WaffleIron: I see numpads, and I shall rad.
 Beef Supreme: Built my own Bloomberg terminal. Saves me $2500 a month.
 raditzu: Copypasta.
 grizzly: KVM...
 itskando: Neat
 Meow: I knew WoW was padding those account numbers!
 gggina: Gaming rig for a fly
Image 178363   05-11-17   Uploaded by    sporky
Score:
527
 
 Jabberwikket: Oh the clown from #178362 must have triggered it
 Jabberwikket: Needs googly eyes, also why is it yelling ?
 XLY: dicks halfway inn.com
 dangerous dave: I'm beginning to think there are exactly 27 images on the whole internet.
 Ulillillia: AH HA HA HA!
 hosehorse: It's funny because someone dumped their old appliance in the woods!
 sparename: In the UK you could be caught with your hand in the cooker ajar
 responsibleadult: Mountain Range.
 tokyopig: See also Free Range.
Image 178362   05-11-17   Uploaded by    Prefuse
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