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248488  Dresdenkeogh: Needs a tattoo

248528  funny in the wall: The fuck is this?

248497  glenalec: Kitty's got.. blue eyes. Like a blue blue day.

248532  DrinkMixMan: Like he said, he's not a bloody taxi service. Yet.

248536  DrinkMixMan: aarf lmao

168413  Felicity: Alternatively, avoid making coffee so hot that it causes severe burns

248508  glenalec: Jerkin 9 to 5. What a way to make a living!

248364  Dresdenkeogh: @Peter Pantsless I'm just really happy people got it.

248536  WTF: @dobbiesdoogs "Whoo... foul stench."

248531  Jabberwikket: Move along! Nothing to see! Definitely no floating going on down here!

248521  Not A Bot: Car is not a girl. 3/10.

248529  carpwoman: Idiot is right.

248536  dobbiesdoogs: an interstellar hit-dog, compliments of xur

248522  AstoriaBum: Where da mittens?

248533  TurkeyVulture: @Air Biscuit but, how could you have a blood test for The Force? That would be moronic.

248534  Greifer: tell us what you thought of this. them beans

248461  tib gubb: you can't arrest me if you can't come in!

248470  Greifer: i take eight!

248470  Greifer: everythings a... wait a minute

248476  Greifer: noooooooooooooooo

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248396 Dreforian: Little in the middle but she got much back

248316 Yurishiro: @Christina I believe watermelons are smaller.

248355 addend: (Puts it in reverse.)

248339 Robespierre: Something something Jimmy Carter

248338 Robespierre: @Side Boob If there were a Confederate flag visible there would be even more whingeing in here.

248291 Kaviri: Eloise at the Plaza.

248508 glenalec: Jerkin 9 to 5. What a way to make a living!

248470 Greifer: i take eight!

248458 Shay: Instructions not clear, so *HONK HONK*

248385 nightmarez: You get em @Yam



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Score:
203
 
 Meow: The baristas always give me an odd look when I ask them to toss an ice cube in. I want coffee not 3rd degree burns
 Uncle Phil: That dry ice you dropped in there will speed up the cooling nicely.
Image 178371   05-11-17   Uploaded by    Rocky XLVII
Image 178370 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by aristocat. You have brought shame on us, aristocat.
Score:
570
 
 Suburbanmom: This is a level of hot mess that causes me to want to wash my hands repeatedly until all of my skin falls off
 TurkeyVulture: I heard you like cake
 wolfpk: What they do with the display cakes.
 Micro Jackson: Mor cake plz
 Dan Tagonistic: Yo Dawg...
 Warrax: Nice metaphor for marriage.
 Mr. Shine: It's cakes all the way down.
 hearsegirl: as a former cake decorator, I have to bow before greatness. there is so much work and planning in this. and disgusting fondant.
 Otterman: JAM IT ALL IN MY MOUTH
 annterland: Hulk...smash?
 dangerous dave: You're born, you take shit; go a little higher, take less shit. Then one day you're so high up that your whole long-term plan falls over with a herculean *splat*. Welcome to the L4yer Cake, son.
 tritium: It looks awesome, but you just know it's loaded with disgusting fondant.
 westerner: Just how many people are getting married to each other??
 SomeCanadian: I WANT THIS.
 Koopa: It hurts to look at, mostly because I'm afraid it'll fall.
 Hyphae: Upside-down wedding cake?
 itskando: Layer cake Baker level: pro - 2
 Teechur: Thanks for coming to our wedding! Cards go in that stack, gifts go in that stack, and cakes go in that stack over there.
Image 178369   05-11-17   Uploaded by    Mister Beef
Score:
24
 
 tib gubb: ah... signs of a party
 Scoo: @Teechur Barcode Kate sounds like a character from a William Gibson novel
 Teechur: Barcode Kate must be her cage dancing name.
Image 178368   05-11-17   Uploaded by    logono
Score:
452
 
 Skaalar: Seems a little heavy for a Spy Kids movie...
 Mustyrats: Buscemi is awesome. I haven't seen Spy Kids 2 though, but he's probably good in it.
 itskando: Su evas, su pleh, nam dam a si poolf.
Image 178367   05-11-17   Uploaded by    donhomero
Score:
260
 
 tib gubb: this guy speaks to me
 Scoo: Cesar Millan is a douchewaffle
 static xyz: (I see a butthole)
 courtney: and the boobs...they were out to here!
 jazzjunkie: Whisper to me
 itskando: Tsst.
Image 178366   05-11-17   Uploaded by    Vanna
Score:
472
 
 Felicity: The Internets mean impression of Renee Zellweger
 VoR: Deep cleansing? Aaaahhahahhhah wow no more constipation or internal organs
 alborland: Still hot.
Image 178365   05-11-17   Uploaded by    male anon
Score:
400
 
 elahabdh: Gingers, man. There's something about 'em.
 Skaalar: Behold my cock.
 Micro Jackson: Come to park later if you want cock fight
 Soaps Pierre: Cockafuckingdoodledoo, to you too.
 sparename: Why did the chicken scoff the roids?
 itskando: @ignatz What's wrong with your faaaaaaaaaaccce? Did you smoke too much?
 ignatz: Why do chickens have face genitals?
Image 178364   05-11-17   Uploaded by    sporky
Score:
168
 
 Felicity: Is he watching Battletech?
 WaffleIron: I see numpads, and I shall rad.
 Beef Supreme: Built my own Bloomberg terminal. Saves me $2500 a month.
 raditzu: Copypasta.
 grizzly: KVM...
 itskando: Neat
 Meow: I knew WoW was padding those account numbers!
 ignatz: Gaming rig for a fly
Image 178363   05-11-17   Uploaded by    sporky
Score:
527
 
 Jabberwikket: Oh the clown from #178362 must have triggered it
 Jabberwikket: Needs googly eyes, also why is it yelling ?
 XLY: dicks halfway inn.com
 dangerous dave: I'm beginning to think there are exactly 27 images on the whole internet.
 Ulillillia: AH HA HA HA!
 Dr Awkward: It's funny because someone dumped their old appliance in the woods!
 sparename: In the UK you could be caught with your hand in the cooker ajar
 responsibleadult: Mountain Range.
 tokyopig: See also Free Range.
Image 178362   05-11-17   Uploaded by    Prefuse
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