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257798  Mad Collager: And "Hollywood" is street talk for Christmas erection.

257791  VoR: This post gave me crabs

257789  Hyphae: Opposite the camera is a gang of dogs stepping forward and snapping in rhythm a la West Side Story

10959  jljocque: @avemaria Most dads in that situation would not have the option of retiring. Does that make them bad fathers?

257796  jochenau: The hand mixer is definitely for the tofu! Definitely!

257787  raditzu: No sex causes bed eyes?

257796  Dr Awkward: This is all very specific.

257437  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward Ahem... "Yub Nub"

257787  jochenau: @PenguinBartender I tried to translate by hand but a) Braille is way more complicated than I thought, and b) I stopped after DITHCW, CHA.GF because I was probably doing something wrong.

257782  Dr Awkward: Oh. Men.

257788  Dr Awkward: The Fast and the Furriest

257763  SuedeOxford: "Jesus, Dave. Did you type this with your balls or something?"

257790  Dr Awkward: #WalmartLyfe

10879  jljocque: Light on the sausage.

257791  Dr Awkward: This is pretty neat, actually.

257794  Dr Awkward: Turn down for what?

257750  SpaceCow: "I think you're thinking of Pina Colada-burg."

257763  SpaceCow: "Would you like to turn on Sticky Keys?"

257772  SpaceCow: Right about then the speakers start playing Quad City DJs.

257782  SpaceCow: Only cast members of The Omen may pee here. You get out of here, Linda Blair.

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257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

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257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

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 Meow: The baristas always give me an odd look when I ask them to toss an ice cube in. I want coffee not 3rd degree burns
 Uncle Phil: That dry ice you dropped in there will speed up the cooling nicely.
Image 178371   05-11-17   Uploaded by    Rocky XLVII
Image 178370 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by aristocat. Your image was bad, aristocat.
Score:
570
 
 Suburbanmom: This is a level of hot mess that causes me to want to wash my hands repeatedly until all of my skin falls off
 TurkeyVulture: I heard you like cake
 wolfpk: What they do with the display cakes.
 Micro Jackson: Mor cake plz
 Dan Tagonistic: Yo Dawg...
 Warrax: Nice metaphor for marriage.
 Mr. Shine: It's cakes all the way down.
 hearsegirl: as a former cake decorator, I have to bow before greatness. there is so much work and planning in this. and disgusting fondant.
 Otterman: JAM IT ALL IN MY MOUTH
 annterland: Hulk...smash?
 dangerous dave: You're born, you take shit; go a little higher, take less shit. Then one day you're so high up that your whole long-term plan falls over with a herculean *splat*. Welcome to the L4yer Cake, son.
 tritium: It looks awesome, but you just know it's loaded with disgusting fondant.
 westerner: Just how many people are getting married to each other??
 SomeCanadian: I WANT THIS.
 Koopa: It hurts to look at, mostly because I'm afraid it'll fall.
 Hyphae: Upside-down wedding cake?
 itskando: Layer cake Baker level: pro - 2
 Teechur: Thanks for coming to our wedding! Cards go in that stack, gifts go in that stack, and cakes go in that stack over there.
Image 178369   05-11-17   Uploaded by    Mister Beef
Score:
24
 
 tib gubb: ah... signs of a party
 Scoo: @Teechur Barcode Kate sounds like a character from a William Gibson novel
 Teechur: Barcode Kate must be her cage dancing name.
Image 178368   05-11-17   Uploaded by    logono
Score:
452
 
 Skaalar: Seems a little heavy for a Spy Kids movie...
 Mustyrats: Buscemi is awesome. I haven't seen Spy Kids 2 though, but he's probably good in it.
 itskando: Su evas, su pleh, nam dam a si poolf.
Image 178367   05-11-17   Uploaded by    donhomero
Score:
260
 
 tib gubb: this guy speaks to me
 Scoo: Cesar Millan is a douchewaffle
 static xyz: (I see a butthole)
 courtney: and the boobs...they were out to here!
 jazzjunkie: Whisper to me
 itskando: Tsst.
Image 178366   05-11-17   Uploaded by    Vanna
Score:
472
 
 Stom Premben: The Internets mean impression of Renee Zellweger
 VoR: Deep cleansing? Aaaahhahahhhah wow no more constipation or internal organs
 alborland: Still hot.
Image 178365   05-11-17   Uploaded by    male anon
Score:
400
 
 elahabdh: Gingers, man. There's something about 'em.
 Skaalar: Behold my cock.
 Micro Jackson: Come to park later if you want cock fight
 Soaps Pierre: Cockafuckingdoodledoo, to you too.
 sparename: Why did the chicken scoff the roids?
 itskando: @ignatz What's wrong with your faaaaaaaaaaccce? Did you smoke too much?
 ignatz: Why do chickens have face genitals?
Image 178364   05-11-17   Uploaded by    sporky
Score:
168
 
 redbranch: Is he watching Battletech?
 WaffleIron: I see numpads, and I shall rad.
 Beef Supreme: Built my own Bloomberg terminal. Saves me $2500 a month.
 raditzu: Copypasta.
 grizzly: KVM...
 itskando: Neat
 Meow: I knew WoW was padding those account numbers!
 ignatz: Gaming rig for a fly
Image 178363   05-11-17   Uploaded by    sporky
Score:
527
 
 Jabberwikket: Oh the clown from #178362 must have triggered it
 Jabberwikket: Needs googly eyes, also why is it yelling ?
 XLY: dicks halfway inn.com
 dangerous dave: I'm beginning to think there are exactly 27 images on the whole internet.
 Ulillillia: AH HA HA HA!
 Dr Awkward: It's funny because someone dumped their old appliance in the woods!
 sparename: In the UK you could be caught with your hand in the cooker ajar
 responsibleadult: Mountain Range.
 tokyopig: See also Free Range.
Image 178362   05-11-17   Uploaded by    Prefuse
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