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262816  Felicity: @tib gubb Thanks!

263101  WTF: ...and 'Whacking Day' was born.

263103  WTF: With current changes by DeVos, education has been removed from schools in an effort to cut costs.

263081  sparename: "It's boiling in here"

263036  Theimposter: First of all, that dog looks metal af with a mane.

262916  Mr Bleak: @kimjongun OK, you Baron T. Feather?

263102  jochenau: De nada!

263107  ignatz: Still no miracle cure for Eminem's finger affliction

263109  ignatz: What's Thai for Blyat!

262929  Mr Bleak: Where is "Stranger Things"?

262934  Mr Bleak: @VeeKay And invading aliens. Or zombies. Hollywood doesn't mind which.

263102  ignatz: Say Thanks this autumn with a Cat

263085  Not A Bot: What the hell? We need Explain-o-matic in here

263098  Darmstadtium: They are eating Santa!

262874  Passive: Touretts Guy, third grade

262878  Passive: send that woman home for distracting the men

262891  Passive: Thaaaaaaats not a caaaaaake tray thats a poopoo platter

262896  Passive: Tide pods created the tide pods panic to sell more tide pods. No, really, look it up.

262965  Passive: Pardon me, sir. Are you planning on dying anytime soon?

262979  Passive: Your elected politicians

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263070 ThoughtlessGentleman: i love your wife too!!!

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

263031 Not A Bot: I can attest that this guy still rides around also that sign is on the back of Dante's

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262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

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 flying sheep: Toilet solstice
 duckfarts: someone pooped a jesus and didn't have to wipe
 itskando: Cue epic baseball movie style music
 apoxia: It only happens one day a year.
 illBilliam: Indiana Jones and the Latrine of Light
 ch: Stretch goal: puke in that
 Wet farts: Dammit. @Mexico beat me to it.
 Wet farts: Holy shit
 Xeno: The Father, the Son, and the Bowly Spirit.
 Dan Tagonistic: Aaaah-aahh-ahhh
 Peach: Make haste, bowels; the hour of the poopening is upon us.
 Mexico: Holy shit!
 Scoo: Stick your where-the-sun-don't-shine where the sun shines!
 chhumphrey: Centuries from now some futurist architect will think these are the mystical thrones for kings.
Image 178109   05-09-17   Uploaded by    Gluten Fee
 Teechur: Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
 Mr. Shine: Rbt.
 Dan Tagonistic: Froggo
 Sheikhjahbooty: Should I post, "Y R U so smol?" someone else is probably doing it right now. I'll refresh and... there it is.
 jochenau: Frogger irl.
 Scoo: y r u so smol?
Image 178108   05-09-17   Uploaded by    sparename
 duckfarts: fuck yeah, i'm staying every night just to make sure; gotta pet 'em all
 Bast Relief: I see they're trying to challenge Florida in the horrifying news headline industry.
 Scoo: Eh, I've got a 42.9% chance of being ok. That's decent odds.
 jochenau: Russian Roulette, Alabama Edition
 Ulillillia: That's okay, I heard that cats are nice.
 dobbiesdoogs: challenge accepted
Image 178107   05-09-17   Uploaded by    chhumphrey
 itskando: You're home early
 ThoughtlessGentleman: one more and youll have a small herd of assholes.
Image 178106   05-09-17   Uploaded by    brown tony
 FireBreathingMarmot: Discount obstetrician: not worth it.
 fanny: @apoxia congrats and good luck mamacita! and if anyone tries to tell you their birth story (people always wanna tell you their horror stories when your pregnant, at least in my experience) RUN!!
 Science: @apoxia: As a person in general, this is pretty disturbing.
 skillet: A Pre-existing condition.
 apoxia: @Fancy Clown It is a real anatomical model. That's why it's sad.
 Fancy Clown: The frightening thing is that level of detail would only really be possible with a "model...
 enfanta: @apoxia I'm pretty sure you don't have to amputate your legs to give birth. But check with your OB-GYN.
 apoxia: As a pregnant person I find this a bit disturbing at present.
 apoxia: As a pregnant person I find this a bit disturbing at present.
 apoxia: Sadness :(
 Mr. Shine: This kills the Mommy.
 raditzu: wow! that's some piece of meat to roast!!
 tib gubb: a product of 'the greatest generation', i'm sure
 Niels Bohr: The Too Real Doll.
 Ulillillia: @Derp Herpigan they did away instain mother
 dobbiesdoogs: this c-section is a bit excessive
 Derp Herpigan: This how babby formed?
Image 178105   05-09-17   Uploaded by    blablabla
 Thatfatman12: Close enough
 duckfarts: not angry enough yet
 Wet farts: CAT power.
 Sheikhjahbooty: Nailed it!
Image 178104   05-09-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Flarmie: We're through the looking glass here, people...
 Bartleby: or Reverse Vampires
 Ulillillia: Who are the Allens and why are they out of spice?
Image 178103   05-09-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
 BavidDowie: Aliens
 Sheikhjahbooty: This Nermal cosplay is flawless.
 Knice: I got this feeling that this kiitty doesn't approve of my 401k investment choices.
 dangerous dave: Sir, are you aware that you're eleven feet tall?
Image 178102   05-09-17   Uploaded by    a robot
 Side Boob: The cute ones get all the burritos :(
 duckfarts: @Suburbanmom you've got some impressive farts
 Warrax: I need a manic pixie dream burrito in my life.
 Suburbanmom: OMG, another post that has made my panties fly off
 Lumb Blombus: @Scoo I think it's both. Lucky gal.
 Scoo: Is your boyfriend a burrito?
Image 178101   05-09-17   Uploaded by    Mark As Read
 Amy Housewine: Cousin of Steamprawnk.
 duckfarts: runs on a clarified butter hydraulic system
 Mr. Shine: We were at the beach/ Everybody had matching towels/ Somebody went under a dock/ And there they saw a clock/ It wasn't a clock!/ It was a clock lobster!/ Clock Lobster!
 Warrax: Mechatidepooler. No longer harmless
 Dan Tagonistic: We can rebuild him..
 Nopetology: This mechanizes the lobster
Image 178100   05-09-17   Uploaded by    Whatever
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