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253262  kazzy94: Yeah but what's a preposition though?

253281  kazzy94: Seattle or Portland?

253225  grizzly: @dobbiesdoogs you made me yell "Fuck you!" at my phone. Xcom flashbacks.

253286  antipatterns: We can reduce all genuine human emotion to transactional relationships, but can't we be a bit more poetic about it?

253297  Bro Bro: The dad from grounded for life? The burned guy from the beginning of Blade

253222  brian greene: commander Data to the bridge!!!

253219  Science: I didn't like Norrtalje Prison in the Star Wars prequels, but she was alright in Thor

253236  Science: Frog and Toad are the best

253259  brian greene: nailed it

253247  Science: Costs $900 without insurance

253280  WTF: "Nerd" - See the dudes on Nerdist who claim to be nerds because they watch Doctor Who and have a couple of comic books yet are famous, hang out with celebrities, drive sports cars and have super model girlfriends.

253277  Science: Lot of cat tongue photos lately

253276  brian greene: wake up brian theres a puppy biting your dick

253278  Science: It's Loss, right?

253278  brian greene: read the book,seen the film now try the pie

253283  Science: @Side Boob: Covert implies that there is some level of subterfuge involved. This is pretty open.

253185  catheter: @Shay come on

253286  Side Boob: She'll never level up with that attitude :P

253258  Dick Inspector: Which Wikihow is this from?

253275  FabricMan: This isn't catnip!

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253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?

253159 Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: maybe he sued Big Porkchop. They have the deepest pockets.

252990 xylophone: lolz @Jabberwikket

253037 FireBreathingMarmot: They spend their money on people - what a bunch of morons.

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.

253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

253003 FireBreathingMarmot: While weighing these radical lifestyle choices, consider eating a normal f-ing diet.

253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.

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 flying sheep: Toilet solstice
 duckfarts: someone pooped a jesus and didn't have to wipe
 itskando: Cue epic baseball movie style music
 apoxia: It only happens one day a year.
 illBilliam: Indiana Jones and the Latrine of Light
 ch: Stretch goal: puke in that
 Wet farts: Dammit. @Mexico beat me to it.
 Wet farts: Holy shit
 Xeno: The Father, the Son, and the Bowly Spirit.
 Dan Tagonistic: Aaaah-aahh-ahhh
 Peach: Make haste, bowels; the hour of the poopening is upon us.
 Mexico: Holy shit!
 Scoo: Stick your where-the-sun-don't-shine where the sun shines!
 chhumphrey: Centuries from now some futurist architect will think these are the mystical thrones for kings.
Image 178109   05-09-17   Uploaded by    Gluten Fee
 Teechur: Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
 Mr. Shine: Rbt.
 Dan Tagonistic: Froggo
 Sheikhjahbooty: Should I post, "Y R U so smol?" someone else is probably doing it right now. I'll refresh and... there it is.
 jochenau: Frogger irl.
 Scoo: y r u so smol?
Image 178108   05-09-17   Uploaded by    sparename
 duckfarts: fuck yeah, i'm staying every night just to make sure; gotta pet 'em all
 Bast Relief: I see they're trying to challenge Florida in the horrifying news headline industry.
 Scoo: Eh, I've got a 42.9% chance of being ok. That's decent odds.
 jochenau: Russian Roulette, Alabama Edition
 Ulillillia: That's okay, I heard that cats are nice.
 dobbiesdoogs: challenge accepted
Image 178107   05-09-17   Uploaded by    chhumphrey
 itskando: You're home early
 ThoughtlessGentleman: one more and youll have a small herd of assholes.
Image 178106   05-09-17   Uploaded by    brown tony
 FireBreathingMarmot: Discount obstetrician: not worth it.
 fanny: @apoxia congrats and good luck mamacita! and if anyone tries to tell you their birth story (people always wanna tell you their horror stories when your pregnant, at least in my experience) RUN!!
 Science: @apoxia: As a person in general, this is pretty disturbing.
 skillet: A Pre-existing condition.
 apoxia: @Fancy Clown It is a real anatomical model. That's why it's sad.
 Fancy Clown: The frightening thing is that level of detail would only really be possible with a "model...
 enfanta: @apoxia I'm pretty sure you don't have to amputate your legs to give birth. But check with your OB-GYN.
 apoxia: As a pregnant person I find this a bit disturbing at present.
 apoxia: As a pregnant person I find this a bit disturbing at present.
 apoxia: Sadness :(
 Mr. Shine: This kills the Mommy.
 raditzu: wow! that's some piece of meat to roast!!
 tib gubb: a product of 'the greatest generation', i'm sure
 Niels Bohr: The Too Real Doll.
 Ulillillia: @Derp Herpigan they did away instain mother
 dobbiesdoogs: this c-section is a bit excessive
 Derp Herpigan: This how babby formed?
Image 178105   05-09-17   Uploaded by    blablabla
 Thatfatman12: Close enough
 duckfarts: not angry enough yet
 Wet farts: CAT power.
 Sheikhjahbooty: Nailed it!
Image 178104   05-09-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Flarmie: We're through the looking glass here, people...
 Bartleby: or Reverse Vampires
 Ulillillia: Who are the Allens and why are they out of spice?
Image 178103   05-09-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
 BavidDowie: Aliens
 Sheikhjahbooty: This Nermal cosplay is flawless.
 Knice: I got this feeling that this kiitty doesn't approve of my 401k investment choices.
 dangerous dave: Sir, are you aware that you're eleven feet tall?
Image 178102   05-09-17   Uploaded by    a robot
 Side Boob: The cute ones get all the burritos :(
 duckfarts: @Suburbanmom you've got some impressive farts
 Warrax: I need a manic pixie dream burrito in my life.
 Suburbanmom: OMG, another post that has made my panties fly off
 Lumb Blombus: @Scoo I think it's both. Lucky gal.
 Scoo: Is your boyfriend a burrito?
Image 178101   05-09-17   Uploaded by    Mark As Read
 Amy Housewine: Cousin of Steamprawnk.
 duckfarts: runs on a clarified butter hydraulic system
 Mr. Shine: We were at the beach/ Everybody had matching towels/ Somebody went under a dock/ And there they saw a clock/ It wasn't a clock!/ It was a clock lobster!/ Clock Lobster!
 Warrax: Mechatidepooler. No longer harmless
 Dan Tagonistic: We can rebuild him..
 Nopetology: This mechanizes the lobster
Image 178100   05-09-17   Uploaded by    Whatever
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