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258619  addend: # Y M C A #

258617  Felicity: White scuff marks, I guess

258600  VoR: @a robot in case one gets ripped off. Glad I never need to evolve a second.

258617  Felicity: Then why

258620  addend: Tortilla swaddling fools 'em every time.

258613  VoR: Wat?

258524  Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258620  VoR: That's what they said after it'd been eaten

258618  FabricMan: "Lady Marmalade?" Really?

258622  Scoo: I assume avocados are just implied

258616  AlexDeLarge: Bender lives large and kicks butt

258621  AlexDeLarge: Borfkobouros

258606  Scoo: By the very reason of it being an "alternative fact," no citation is needed nor even desired.

258608  Scoo: The one person who ever paid for it

258618  a robot: Also he wrote two songs for the band "Disco Tex & His Sex-O-Lettes" which is basically the greatest band name of all time

258618  a robot: I went and looked up Bob Crewe and he wrote a lot of famous songs that everyone recognizes, but why do these old timey photos always look so goddamn creepy

258601  Not A Bot: KEVIN!! Knock first.

257001  Mr Bleak: How many times is Charlie going to do that? I think it's time he got interested in girls and / or boys.

258615  Peter Pantsless: @a robot she should make a puzzle out of them!

258616  Peter Pantsless: Which is why I show it off constantly

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258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258337 Felicity: I happen to like nice men

258329 Felicity: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices

258520 Felicity: Maybe point it away from the trees

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)

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 mrwiffler: This needs many rads.
 duckfarts: thanks, obama
 scribbs: "We were just talking!"
 Prostata: forbidden love
 grizzly: It's exactly what it looks like.
 sparename: "you're home early..."
Image 178067   05-09-17   Uploaded by    deathawaits
 enfanta: @Beef Supreme think of the product placement for the movie!
 Beef Supreme: @enfanta In my experience, anything foamy clogs up their book lungs. A shaken bottle of Windex works best.
 enfanta: @Beef Supreme Why would you fight insects with bullets? Some kind of spray glue seems like it'd do better job...
 Beef Supreme: Starship Troopers. The guy who took off his helmet during live fire exercise.
 BavidDowie:'s a movie set. I was horrified for about 15 seconds
 Ulillillia: Let me pick your brain for a moment
 Nopetology: RoboStahp!
 Wooden Spoon: Don't pick at it!
 sparename: "No, it's not my job, my NAME is Brian Surgeon.."
Image 178066   05-09-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 SomeCanadian: If he was it would be News (of the World) to me! Buahahahaha! @fanny
 fanny: weren't you on a Queen album cover?
 Yam: C3PU
Image 178065   05-09-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
 enfanta: Take a long walk off a short comment.
Image 178064   05-09-17   Uploaded by    NonRhetorical
 duckfarts: oh god i remember flashbulbs
 Ulillillia: Now all Beyonces, and Lucy Lius, get on the floor
Image 178063   05-09-17   Uploaded by    Larp Belb
 Mad Collager: Future river girlfriend
 sparename: Raspberry Hipple
 SomeCanadian: Baby murder-cow
 Prostata: he looks hungry hungry
 funny in the wall: i like slimy cats
 enfanta: MLEM.
Image 178062   05-09-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
 Pikachu: TRUE
 duckfarts: robin williams looks weird here
 tib gubb: still creepy imo
Image 178061   05-09-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Ignatius: It's Pricksville, dad.
 eradicator: 'sup Big Dick?
 Mr. Shine: And he's staying the The Halfway Inn!
 Knice: AH HA HA!!
 Ulillillia: Elton John's new outfit raised some eyebrows.
 yev: this pic is so old, the big dick is probably back to the final destination.
Image 178060   05-09-17   Uploaded by    danny
 Suburbanmom: I have NEVER met a cake I didn't like..This is no exception
 Pudding: Image of friendly spaceship's Patreon funds
 duckfarts: it's a neat cake, but it tastes terrible
 dobbiesdoogs: have you ever tried spending a $2 bill? everyone thinks you're a bad counterfeiter
 SomeCanadian: *Cake
 SomeCanadian: This cale tastes awful.
 Dan Tagonistic: This better not be where the patron money is going
 enfanta: @illBilliam I'm guessing it's somewhere around $800. Good on ya!
 funny in the wall: i hope the filling is white powder related
 illBilliam: When I get a job that pays considerably better than my current one, this will be my gift to the friendly spaceship.
Image 178059   05-09-17   Uploaded by    ssignature
 pewdiepie: I give a 9/10 for the tailoring. 1/10 for the upholstery choice.
 duckfarts: SLEEP ON ME
 Mad Collager: He should be in a ticking-tape parade!
 Niels Bohr: @sparename it's true! I even seen him Woking by Guildford!
 sparename: Tartan of the Clan McMattress from A-bed-een
 AstoriaBum: Mattress...Cumming... I don't know. Too tired.
Image 178058   05-09-17   Uploaded by    entropy
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