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216356  cishet: I could not eat off those plates..sorry

216346  Yurishiro: He doesn't even have a clutch, that's a fancy cane.

216137  Science: He's banging the cake later.

216351  Yurishiro: THAT's where all those stories where the son kills the father come from.

216342  Yurishiro: Dance with me, honey, dance like you never danced before!

216169  Science: @Hokie333: At least they aren't showing ankle.

216344  Yurishiro: No he didn't!

216183  Science: "Woah - sorry bro, you're not on the list. Back of the line"

216190  Science: Slams "Enemy" button repeatedly

216347  Yurishiro: Yup, that's the government M.O.

216348  Yurishiro: He's such a cool head he's used as a refrigerator.

216203  Science: @Nope: Can't deny me, bitch. I always win in the end.

216349  Yurishiro: Times were ruff in 2010 B.C.

216215  Science: Slugs? He created slugs?

216224  Science: Private Johnson lost his penis in a tragic backblast accident today...

216357  realjon: Omg where did you find this?? I have an uncle I NEED to get this for.

216232  Science: I say we start a war on May the 5th. Maybe call it Cinco de Quatro?

216268  Science: Connie Chung rubs this in his face every year.

216270  Science: @wolfpk: Wrong part though

216274  Science: @trelyate: I don't know - I'm sure there will be plenty of guys in masks groping mustachioed fellows.

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216273 Teechur: @fanny @boozer Oh, yeah, they do! My 16 y-o daughter finds hers every now and then and plays all kinds of music on it for a couple of weeks. Then it gets "lost" again.

216098 addend: "The good news is that we didn't find any polyps..."

216191 Rev80: Finally, a public park with spooning practice equipment

216224 Science: Private Johnson lost his penis in a tragic backblast accident today...

216141 Rev80: Don't use that hydrant.. It's full of Super Mario Brothers Rule34 images..

216143 wolfpk: Now that's what I call a salad! Where do you get it?

216190 Science: Slams "Enemy" button repeatedly

216237 wolfpk: Trying not to puke!

216140 Robespierre: Hell of a posse you got there.

216231 binglesnort: "Lisa's casting spells at an eighth grade level, you've sinned against nature"

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 mrwiffler: This needs many rads.
 duckfarts: thanks, obama
 scribbs: "We were just talking!"
 Prostata: forbidden love
 grizzly: It's exactly what it looks like.
 sparename: "you're home early..."
Image 178067   05-09-17   Uploaded by    deathawaits
 enfanta: @Beef Supreme think of the product placement for the movie!
 Beef Supreme: @enfanta In my experience, anything foamy clogs up their book lungs. A shaken bottle of Windex works best.
 enfanta: @Beef Supreme Why would you fight insects with bullets? Some kind of spray glue seems like it'd do better job...
 Beef Supreme: Starship Troopers. The guy who took off his helmet during live fire exercise.
 BavidDowie:'s a movie set. I was horrified for about 15 seconds
 Ulillillia: Let me pick your brain for a moment
 Nopetology: RoboStahp!
 Wooden Spoon: Don't pick at it!
 sparename: "No, it's not my job, my NAME is Brian Surgeon.."
Image 178066   05-09-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 SomeCanadian: If he was it would be News (of the World) to me! Buahahahaha! @fanny
 fanny: weren't you on a Queen album cover?
 Yam: C3PU
Image 178065   05-09-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
 enfanta: Take a long walk off a short comment.
Image 178064   05-09-17   Uploaded by    NonRhetorical
 duckfarts: oh god i remember flashbulbs
 Ulillillia: Now all Beyonces, and Lucy Lius, get on the floor
Image 178063   05-09-17   Uploaded by    Larp Belb
 Mad Collager: Future river girlfriend
 sparename: Raspberry Hipple
 SomeCanadian: Baby murder-cow
 Prostata: he looks hungry hungry
 funny in the wall: i like slimy cats
 enfanta: MLEM.
Image 178062   05-09-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
 dangerkeith3000: TRUE
 duckfarts: robin williams looks weird here
 tib gubb: still creepy imo
Image 178061   05-09-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Robespierre: It's Pricksville, dad.
 dangerkeith3000: 'sup Big Dick?
 Mr. Shine: And he's staying the The Halfway Inn!
 Knice: AH HA HA!!
 Ulillillia: Elton John's new outfit raised some eyebrows.
 yev: this pic is so old, the big dick is probably back to the final destination.
Image 178060   05-09-17   Uploaded by    danny
 Suburbanmom: I have NEVER met a cake I didn't like..This is no exception
 Pudding: Image of friendly spaceship's Patreon funds
 duckfarts: it's a neat cake, but it tastes terrible
 dobbiesdoogs: have you ever tried spending a $2 bill? everyone thinks you're a bad counterfeiter
 SomeCanadian: *Cake
 SomeCanadian: This cale tastes awful.
 Dan Tagonistic: This better not be where the patron money is going
 enfanta: @illBilliam I'm guessing it's somewhere around $800. Good on ya!
 funny in the wall: i hope the filling is white powder related
 illBilliam: When I get a job that pays considerably better than my current one, this will be my gift to the friendly spaceship.
Image 178059   05-09-17   Uploaded by    ssignature
 dangerkeith3000: I give a 9/10 for the tailoring. 1/10 for the upholstery choice.
 duckfarts: SLEEP ON ME
 Mad Collager: He should be in a ticking-tape parade!
 Niels Bohr: @sparename it's true! I even seen him Woking by Guildford!
 sparename: Tartan of the Clan McMattress from A-bed-een
 AstoriaBum: Mattress...Cumming... I don't know. Too tired.
Image 178058   05-09-17   Uploaded by    entropy
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