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249591  Skinr: General Boy's secret plan for world domination!

249597  addend: @Warrax (Jimmy dies.)

249599  addend: (Quits smoking.)

249598  Skinr: I see LuxusLurch is having a nice Memorial Day weekend.

249602  addend: Relax that fist and pet the kitty.

249600  Sadbot: Owls seem cool, where can I get one for my dog?

249596  WannaBee: Looks like a giant unicorn mouse.

249587  a robot: How meta.

249588  a robot: Looks a lot like @carpwoman's kitty! #189916

249603  Knice: Take that, creationists.

249594  a robot: @Sadbot I think every time this picture is posted we have the same conversation about Colfax being a great place to get intoxicated and make bad decisions ;)

249594  Sadbot: @Hyphae Even better, Denver

249610  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

249599  WannaBee: Second hand smoke is ok?

249597  Warrax: Hmm... where was that well again?

249571  some guy : 5 pushups and dicks out!

249594  Hyphae: @Sadbot ? Boulder?

249598  jochenau: Typical, he eats three cheeseburgers then drinks a *diet* pepsi.

249596  Hyphae: We get it, you like to have your photo taken while you consume errant souls for sustenance while they are distracted discussing matters of the night with the aura of the street light

249596  Nope: We get it, the glorious nuclear hellfire will destroy us all

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249488 tib gubb: yall done fucked up!

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249357 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis

249509 a sedated moose: I hate when there's poop on the toilet.

249492 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?



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Score:
1038
 
 Otterman: @WTF Loved that movie
 tib gubb: the real ant man
 msmstud: Been there. I know them feels, bro.
 Micro Jackson: They were in his pants, making him dance
 a sedated moose: Same.
 WTF: "Phase IV" is a documentary people!
Image 178019   05-09-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
261
 
 Scoo: Brixton's Only Skateshop
 Micro Jackson: I's the worst
 chhumphrey: Never heard of the term "skating the web"
 WaffleIron: This almost looks like a bottle of beer.
Image 178018   05-09-17   Uploaded by    ignatz
Score:
814
 
 Skinr: @Wet farts that's where he got his name
 Wet farts: Grimace looks like a giant butt plug
 Scoo: GET IN MAH BELLEH
 karmakat: the little child inside of me is SCREAMING in fear, right now!
 NoRagrets: McDonald's has taught him to crave the flesh of children.
 Micro Jackson: Nom nom nom nom
 chhumphrey: Ahh, the 70's, when things like this were seen as "good clean fun"
 WaffleIron: I grimaced.
Image 178017   05-09-17   Uploaded by    Rembo Prundus
Score:
549
 
 Eleftheros: graduate degrees work much the same way
 NoRagrets: He can now afford treatments.
 SomeCanadian: Cathy- out there making the bucks.
 Mr. Butt: capitalism.jpg
Image 178016   05-09-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
231
 
 Mr. Butt: @Skaalar EEEEEGGS FOR BAAAAART
 Skaalar: @Mr. Butt Watch out for the grid there Homer.
 some guy : D'oh!
 tib gubb: the history eraser button, you fool!
 hearsegirl: you eeeeedddiot!
 Mr. Butt: ONLY EGGS CAN SUSTAIN ME
Image 178015   05-09-17   Uploaded by    Prumbo
Score:
316
 
 Otterman: @Ulillillia Clap clap clap clap
 msmstud: That takes me back....went to a couple of these annual "computer fairs" in Albany & Schenectady, New York. Bought my brand-spanking-new PC version of Tomb Raider at one. (Real fake women have ed Got killer deal on some 100' ethernet cables at another. A superior shopping experience to CompUSA, gave me a (figurative) nerd nachos. In the era of Windows 95, dial-up was the default ISP we had, and around then I saw at least two guys had rows of 3.5" floppy disks for sale in long-ish cardboard boxes, labeled on the front "XXX 3 for $1" in marker.
 Science: GAMESTERS
 a robot: @WaffleIron That is true, but I ran away when I realized I'd have to live in Texas
 Flarmie: "Gamesters". I wonder why that terminology never caught on.
 Ulillillia: THE STARS AT NIGHT, ARE BIG AND BRIGHT
 Amy Housewine: Ain't no small businessmen in Texas, son.
 WaffleIron: Some lucky computer shopper did take home @a robot, and found love in its little purple heart.
Image 178014   05-09-17   Uploaded by    tritium
Score:
474
 
 Otterman: Boners are funny
 Dr Awkward: As my Uncle Freddy always said, "You can't spell 'Amusement' without 'semen'"
 inthrees: I have to step back from this pic in order to take it all in. It's a lot to swallow.
 karmakat: women get in, they get pregnant. most guys get in, they come out feeling awkward.
 SomeCanadian: It's the same thing to a particular crowd.
 Derp Herpigan: Fully air conditioned
Image 178013   05-09-17   Uploaded by    Prombom
Score:
501
 
 ani625: @chhumphrey Like when Optimus Prime and Megatron fought with an axe and a mace
 a robot: The whole world must learn of our peaceful ways.....by force!
 chhumphrey: Advanced warriors, primitive weapons
 SomeCanadian: This is why I try not to owe money to @a robot
 Thyming: Dark Souls XXVII
 Ulillillia: The invasion came to a sudden halt when they all rusted in place.
Image 178012   05-09-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
916
 
 virtualman: Krang was embarrassed when his soldiers saw him without a body, and this was the body he designed to solve the problem, so we can only assume that in Dimension X this is a really cool body
 Radstarboom: Pull the lever Krang!
 Skaalar: Is that a Krang tentacle in your man panties or are you just happy to see me?
 a sedated moose: Oh my.
 Ulillillia: Paul Shaffer's secret identity
 VoR: @petepuma you're making me look like a dweeb?
 petepuma: dammit, dad
 Dresdenkeogh: Wait til you see beebop and rocksteady.
 a robot: Always good to cosplay to your body type.
Image 178011   05-09-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
582
 
 Schizoid: That cat really seems to be loving it.
 SoyUnPerdedor: "gimme all your snacks hooman... Or suffer the consequences..."; "yes sir, Mr Evil Kittycat"
 KrazyKat: Anything's a sex toy if....
 WaffleIron: "I wanna know what love is, I want you to show me!"
 Nopetology: Your suffering will be legendary.
Image 178010   05-09-17   Uploaded by    a robot
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