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263152  tib gubb: this is funnier to me than it should be

263219  wolfpk: Last "licking" session got a little out of hand.

263234  rory: Shit. All mine are something like, "Select the images with street signs" but I always fail because there's like one pixel that has the corner of a street sign in it or some shit.

263202  tib gubb: use your brain, the quickly degrading roads are job creators for road workers, just like god intended

262712  WannaBee: Road trip with all of my friends!

263213  tib gubb: welcome to real life

263208  lecj07: This image really grabs me.

263213  lecj07: @jochenau So does the "Perform other duties as directed by management." In my experience this is often taken to mean "We own you! Now dance, dance for our amusement!"

263221  lecj07: I get the website name, but I still don't want to see "rip" associated with a condom I intend to use.

263188  Spazstatic: Alan! Alan! Alan! Alan! Alan! Wait, I think that's Steve. Steve! Steve! Steve!

263229  Zaxxoff: Who is America?

263202  Spazstatic: Also the workers. In one case, you don't do a good job, you get fired and get a different job. In the other case, you do bad and you get killed.

263204  Spazstatic: I thought it was a small moose at first.

263215  Knice: @BavidDowie @Nope @jochenau Please forgive my shorthand. My point was that I hope some extra fucked-up-ness, not just our regular fucked-up-ness, happened to allow our system to put that person in place.

263211  Spazstatic: Ya poopin?

263215  Spazstatic: @Knice for what it's worth amp.timeinc.net/time/5366171/…

263201  WannaBee: *whispering* Aflac

263179  Zaxxoff: David Cameron's joyride

263218  dangerkeith3000: Hahahaha this is hilarious. Also, I'm happy they are supportive of their openly lesbian dog.

263213  dangerkeith3000: It says "depending on education level" so if you actually have a degree (awesome for you) the criteria for relevant experience goes down. pre-2008 getting the job wouldn't be a problem, but despite what Trump says, all things are not yet hunky-dory in the employment market and economy. It's getting better...but I would have never thought a recession would last as long as this one did.

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263070 wolfpk: *and blows

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263039 dangerkeith3000: Oh, Homey!

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

263202 tib gubb: use your brain, the quickly degrading roads are job creators for road workers, just like god intended

263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

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Score:
1038
 
 Otterman: @WTF Loved that movie
 tib gubb: the real ant man
 msmstud: Been there. I know them feels, bro.
 Micro Jackson: They were in his pants, making him dance
 a sedated moose: Same.
 WTF: "Phase IV" is a documentary people!
Image 178019   05-09-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
261
 
 Scoo: Brixton's Only Skateshop
 Micro Jackson: I's the worst
 chhumphrey: Never heard of the term "skating the web"
 WaffleIron: This almost looks like a bottle of beer.
Image 178018   05-09-17   Uploaded by    ignatz
Score:
814
 
 Skinr: @Wet farts that's where he got his name
 Wet farts: Grimace looks like a giant butt plug
 Scoo: GET IN MAH BELLEH
 karmakat: the little child inside of me is SCREAMING in fear, right now!
 NoRagrets: McDonald's has taught him to crave the flesh of children.
 Micro Jackson: Nom nom nom nom
 chhumphrey: Ahh, the 70's, when things like this were seen as "good clean fun"
 WaffleIron: I grimaced.
Image 178017   05-09-17   Uploaded by    Rembo Prundus
Score:
549
 
 Eleftheros: graduate degrees work much the same way
 NoRagrets: He can now afford treatments.
 SomeCanadian: Cathy- out there making the bucks.
 Mr. Butt: capitalism.jpg
Image 178016   05-09-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
231
 
 Mr. Butt: @Skaalar EEEEEGGS FOR BAAAAART
 Skaalar: @Mr. Butt Watch out for the grid there Homer.
 Snow Plow: D'oh!
 tib gubb: the history eraser button, you fool!
 hearsegirl: you eeeeedddiot!
 Mr. Butt: ONLY EGGS CAN SUSTAIN ME
Image 178015   05-09-17   Uploaded by    Prumbo
Score:
316
 
 Otterman: @Ulillillia Clap clap clap clap
 msmstud: That takes me back....went to a couple of these annual "computer fairs" in Albany & Schenectady, New York. Bought my brand-spanking-new PC version of Tomb Raider at one. (Real fake women have ed Got killer deal on some 100' ethernet cables at another. A superior shopping experience to CompUSA, gave me a (figurative) nerd nachos. In the era of Windows 95, dial-up was the default ISP we had, and around then I saw at least two guys had rows of 3.5" floppy disks for sale in long-ish cardboard boxes, labeled on the front "XXX 3 for $1" in marker.
 Science: GAMESTERS
 a robot: @WaffleIron That is true, but I ran away when I realized I'd have to live in Texas
 Flarmie: "Gamesters". I wonder why that terminology never caught on.
 Ulillillia: THE STARS AT NIGHT, ARE BIG AND BRIGHT
 Amy Housewine: Ain't no small businessmen in Texas, son.
 WaffleIron: Some lucky computer shopper did take home @a robot, and found love in its little purple heart.
Image 178014   05-09-17   Uploaded by    tritium
Score:
474
 
 Otterman: Boners are funny
 Call Of Pooty: As my Uncle Freddy always said, "You can't spell 'Amusement' without 'semen'"
 inthrees: I have to step back from this pic in order to take it all in. It's a lot to swallow.
 karmakat: women get in, they get pregnant. most guys get in, they come out feeling awkward.
 SomeCanadian: It's the same thing to a particular crowd.
 Derp Herpigan: Fully air conditioned
Image 178013   05-09-17   Uploaded by    Prombom
Score:
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 ani625: @chhumphrey Like when Optimus Prime and Megatron fought with an axe and a mace
 a robot: The whole world must learn of our peaceful ways.....by force!
 chhumphrey: Advanced warriors, primitive weapons
 SomeCanadian: This is why I try not to owe money to @a robot
 Thyming: Dark Souls XXVII
 Ulillillia: The invasion came to a sudden halt when they all rusted in place.
Image 178012   05-09-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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 virtualman: Krang was embarrassed when his soldiers saw him without a body, and this was the body he designed to solve the problem, so we can only assume that in Dimension X this is a really cool body
 Radstarboom: Pull the lever Krang!
 Skaalar: Is that a Krang tentacle in your man panties or are you just happy to see me?
 a sedated moose: Oh my.
 Ulillillia: Paul Shaffer's secret identity
 VoR: @petepuma you're making me look like a dweeb?
 petepuma: dammit, dad
 Dresdenkeogh: Wait til you see beebop and rocksteady.
 a robot: Always good to cosplay to your body type.
Image 178011   05-09-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
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 Schizoid: That cat really seems to be loving it.
 SoyUnPerdedor: "gimme all your snacks hooman... Or suffer the consequences..."; "yes sir, Mr Evil Kittycat"
 KrazyKat: Anything's a sex toy if....
 WaffleIron: "I wanna know what love is, I want you to show me!"
 Nopetology: Your suffering will be legendary.
Image 178010   05-09-17   Uploaded by    a robot
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