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268224  Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268385  Dr Awkward: Theyre missing the cartoonishly unrealistic villain. Though his wife seems to have made it.

268390  Dr Awkward: Death by the slice

268390  Knice: Grim Reapperoni

268393  Knice: @WetWilly God-damn, dude.

268394  Knice: Divergent soft-spot development. I hope.

268396  Knice: We need more Fuck Cops.

268397  Knice: So, a couple's walking in the park and the dude says "Impress me." She's like "Okay, I can talk to animals;" and he says "Really? Prove it!" So she goes over to a duck and says "Hello, you fuckin' duck." That's how we told these back in my day.

268386  Not A Bot: oh shit this is going to get crazy [FX: jumps off bridge]

268398  Knice: Here are some things.

268388  Knice: Sparkwomb is my signature bedroom move.

268385  a robot: .....no it doesn't

268371  Kaviri: Don't even at me dawg

268383  LurkedMoar: Th-axolotl

268378  Kaviri: You won't catch me slippin' up, that's for sure.

268369  Eleftheros: @Nope I legitimately thought it was ice cream.

268387  Kaviri: Anthony Fantano

268380  Korrok: Korrok approves.

268386  lecj07: @wordjones A naked dude fighting off a bunch of toddlers. Or, a naked baby juggler realizing he wasn't ready to try the under the leg toss.

268393  WetWilly: Mmmmmbloooom

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268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268224 Mexico: @Eleftheros Perfect Blue by Satoshi Kon. It's very good.

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268156 Science: I call it... Derelicte!

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268282 Rocky XLVII: @AlexDeLarge me also

268265 BavidDowie: Benereal Diseases

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!



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11. Bacon Train: 1589 points
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Score:
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 Off Topic: "All right sir, your total is $5.49" "The sign outside said I didn't have to give you any money"
 FabricMan: "We haven't given or sold 'food' to anyone in nearly 30 years!"
Image 177963   05-09-17   Uploaded by    yawgmoth
Score:
298
 
 Wolfy21: If it doesnt say Micro Machines, its not the real thing
 werterland: Buster has taken up some new hobbies since we saw him last...
 Borkf: @fanny Radded for living the dream. Whatever that dream is.
 jochenau: Advanced crack smokers graduate from the gas-station rose vials to more substantial glassware.
 fanny: come on! this guy's living his dream and his score is only 147?? We can do better!!
 Science: "Things I've put in my butt - a retrospective."
 Moe Burt: When you party like no one is watching, you probably shouldn't take photos of it.
 a sedated moose: @Teechur nope.
 Teechur: Is no one going to make a "brave" comment?
Image 177962   05-09-17   Uploaded by    DeeeeeeeezNutz
Score:
33
 
 Nwcorset: I always wonder why people with this type of gummy smile don't modify their smile for photos.
 Dan Tagonistic: I bet she could eat an apple through a letter box
 jazzjunkie: Rose-ringed parakeets and swans don't usually share a common habitat
 Otterman: The Big Book of British Smiles
 Scoo: Charlize Theron takes on another difficult role
 fanny: do parrots and swans live in the same habitat?
 Mr. Shine: "And then one day, the Ugly Duckling was amazed to find it had grown into an Ugly Swan!"
 wolfpupy: These birds are very unconcerned with the fact that a giant head with awful chompers is arising from the depths of the pond.
Image 177961   05-09-17   Uploaded by    guccigucci
Score:
506
 
 Thyming: When your squad is tripping and you bump into a squad tripping just as much.
 Pudding: Boy what a classic anime!
Image 177960   05-09-17   Uploaded by    Jolly Well
Score:
277
 
 enfanta: Mother's little helper in action.
 Scoo: Boom - Headshot!
 Mr. Shine: They say you never hear the sniper's bullet meant for you. . . .
 Borkf: Two...weeks...
Image 177959   05-09-17   Uploaded by    Crispy Liquid Taquito
Score:
597
 
 raditzu: Finally, some intelligent lifeform
Image 177958   05-09-17   Uploaded by    randomhobo
Score:
103
 
 enfanta: @Teechur "Don't read ahead, enfanta!" "Oh, fuck you, Mrs. Sawyer! I don't care if we're only six, it shouldn't take anyone five minutes to read this page!"
 Otterman: Thanks for the reminder, gotta get my eyes checked.
 Teechur: Ok, you can turn the page.
Image 177957   05-09-17   Uploaded by    mom
Score:
246
 
You can be the first to comment. Make up a name and slam the Post button!
Image 177956   05-09-17   Uploaded by    Mord Tingies
Score:
441
 
 karmakat: THAT is torture...it better have been done with photoshop.
 jazzjunkie: Psychopaths are not crazy. They are fully aware of what they do, and the consequences of their actions.
Image 177955   05-09-17   Uploaded by    soccer
Score:
178
 
 wolfpk: Gas? Yes
 Otterman: Yes, my bowels are like steel coils. I'm rather proud.
 Horatio: Passing gas...
 jochenau: Audrey Hepburn asks the tough questions!
 duckfarts: this is a big bathroom
 Noremak: That's fine. I'll just look at my phone in class.
 VoR: Life is constipation so no
 tib gubb: THE PRESSURE
Image 177954   05-09-17   Uploaded by    magicmormon
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