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272472  Prostata: no, you identify as a douche

272470  fanny: Go on. Leave a giraffe. Just a short one, even.

272450  SuedeOxford: @WannaBee What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early?

272442  dragon horn: What?

272464  Spazstatic: Jaunty!

272465  Spazstatic: Ask your doctor if Cialis is right for you.

272472  Ihminen: my vw just goes one about how they are technically a prosche because they're slightly related

272451  Ihminen: classic allen

272477  fishing: The love that dares not speak its name.

272475  buffalo: Saying beer is made from hops is like saying that salad is made from dressing

272463  Teechur: Maybe that tree shouldn't have so many branches.

272464  Teechur: All dressed up for Homecoming!

272233  Mr Bleak: (Snickers quietly)

272454  tib gubb: "i'll settle for nothing less for mister whiskers"

272457  tib gubb: pfeh

272377  Science: Sorry - Jennifer Aniston still looks great.

272410  Science: @Fiveninety: It also often comes preinstalled, and most people don't know just to uninstall that trash. Antivirus in this day and age is pretty much worthless anyway.

272423  Science: This is fine.

272425  Science: Is seduction a crime?

272252  Mr Bleak: Natural pie chart: blood orange vs normal orange purchases.

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272155 White Rice: @Science oh no!

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272205 Science: Well, that explains the bruising on the legs.

272122 White Rice: @Warrax I don't know how I forgot about birbs...I feel quite silly now.

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272078 savvoy: Guy in my neighborhood does this some mornings. There's a school down the street, and once parents drop off the kids, they drive like bats out of hell through the neighborhood to get to less-congested exits to the main streets. The cops only ever set up on the main streets.

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

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Image 177884 is unbelievably bad (score -13) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by prius. Boo, prius.
 Mr Bleak: @Skaalar But ... can he fart rainbows?
 duckfarts: stop fuckin unicorns
 Beef Supreme: More evidence that we're done as a civilization.
 Suburbanmom: This photo makes a really great case for eugenics...
 itskando: Jam this
 Vault Dweller: @Aemuli what do you suggest?
 Skaalar: Truly, he is the bravest and the mightiest of us all.
 Sheikhjahbooty: @Aemuli An "add to wishlist" button?
 Aemuli: We need a third button for stuff like this.
Image 177883   05-08-17   Uploaded by    Social Vegan
 Horatio: I can't wait until the day I can say manatees
 yev: a price of a bottle of grey goose is comparable to dinner for two.
 duckfarts: with vodka, you can be sure you're gonna get fucked
 fanny: see?
 fanny: @White Rice i tried to type beautiful peoplewillow a couple of weeks ago it was changed...
 mackdaddy: Can;t get any arguments from me.
 a robot: @Scoo *slow clap*
 Scoo: @White Rice @a robot Rad Votes are Purple, Bad Votes are for wussies, Here on the Spaceship, We're a bunch of beautiful people
 Skaalar: $3.32 for a half-pint of the worst vodka possible? Sign me up!
 a robot: @White Rice @enfanta Well I mean it wouldn't have rhymed if he typed the non-switcherino version
 Scoo: @White Rice True, but we purple people live in constant fear of one-eyed, one-horned flying monsters. It's a worthwhile trade-off.
 White Rice: @enfanta unless things have changed, purple people don't get switcheroo'd, so beautiful people was probably typed out.
 Mr. Butt: @enfanta [comment redacted] :D
 enfanta: @Mr. Butt did you type "beautiful people" or did you type its switcherino?
 a robot: @Mr. Butt *slow clap*
 Mr. Butt: Bad votes are red/ Rad votes are purple/ Here on the Spaceship / We're beautiful people.
Image 177882   05-08-17   Uploaded by    reply
 duckfarts: bill the cat looks even worse somehow
 apoxia: Is it the optic nerves or the olfactory bulbs that are the cat head?
Image 177881   05-08-17   Uploaded by    deathawaits
 duckfarts: @Dresdenkeogh what about the one on the left
 BavidDowie: I approve of this
 Mad Collager: David Bowowowie
 Dresdenkeogh: I didn't know that the breed of Diamond Dog grew to be so large.
Image 177880   05-08-17   Uploaded by    time is wastin
 Dr. Bathroom: Method Not Allowed and Forbidden.
 Minnesotan: 404 not found?
Image 177879   05-08-17   Uploaded by    gulpeg
 cthulhu: Eight inches make June wet
 FabricMan: So... a "woapalanee absence" is a euphemism for what, exactly?
 Ulillillia: That means two things.
 Skinr: small craft advisory in your area
 Wooden Spoon: What do you call a fat Urologist? A meaty urologist.
 tritium: Meteorology jokes!
Image 177878   05-08-17   Uploaded by    NO JOKES
 wolfpk: Happiness consists of getting your hair cut every 2 weeks and watching your neighbor fall off his roof -Lin Yutang,
Image 177877   05-08-17   Uploaded by    Vorm Gongo
 p nut: What would happen if Robin Williams told me to stand on my desk
 apoxia: Everyone passes.
 aristocat: And THIS is why tuition at Karate School is so damn high.
Image 177876   05-08-17   Uploaded by    waterudoin
 Science: I miss my chili cheese burrito. :(
 DrinkMixMan: Oh, so THAT'S what that means!
 Ulillillia: 90s flashbacks
 A duck: No quiero Toxic Hell!
Image 177875   05-08-17   Uploaded by    grace
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