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262731  a robot: @tib gubb…

262739  addend: Well done. Now let's see some soliciting. ;)

262731  tib gubb: i remember back in the day, there was only like 5 different fruits and 3 different vegetables

262742  addend: "Compensation is commission only... on the sale price." / "When can I start?"

262741  tib gubb: you wot m8

262742  tib gubb: situation is looking grim

262544  apoxia: @Robespierre There would be a riot if the restaurant here attempted to sell American style coffee, that's for sure.

262751  mackdaddy: Pocket yeti!

262734  a robot: @raditzu Beauty of North Finland, then

262740  a robot: OMG OMG OMG!

262737  Dr Awkward: @dobbiesdoogs I think my old truck was possessed, itself...

262738  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward alpaca!

262738  Dr Awkward: This llama is smizing

262728  Dr Awkward: Wood. Wind. Sex. Shun.

262656  UltraBeverly: The Tingler!

262660  UltraBeverly: That exact moment when your jade egg falls out.

262720  addend: catgut :(

262719  Coolguy: @White Rice I blame the internet...

262733  Dr Awkward: That sure is a big hole

262682  UltraBeverly: damnit that should have been: Borkfholm Syndrome!

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262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

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262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

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Image 177884 is unbelievably bad (score -13) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by prius. We'll pray for you, prius.
 Mr Bleak: @Skaalar But ... can he fart rainbows?
 duckfarts: stop fuckin unicorns
 Beef Supreme: More evidence that we're done as a civilization.
 Suburbanmom: This photo makes a really great case for eugenics...
 itskando: Jam this
 Vault Dweller: @Aemuli what do you suggest?
 Skaalar: Truly, he is the bravest and the mightiest of us all.
 Sheikhjahbooty: @Aemuli An "add to wishlist" button?
 Aemuli: We need a third button for stuff like this.
Image 177883   05-08-17   Uploaded by    Social Vegan
 Horatio: I can't wait until the day I can say manatees
 yev: a price of a bottle of grey goose is comparable to dinner for two.
 duckfarts: with vodka, you can be sure you're gonna get fucked
 fanny: see?
 fanny: @White Rice i tried to type beautiful peoplewillow a couple of weeks ago it was changed...
 mackdaddy: Can;t get any arguments from me.
 a robot: @Scoo *slow clap*
 Scoo: @White Rice @a robot Rad Votes are Purple, Bad Votes are for wussies, Here on the Spaceship, We're a bunch of beautiful people
 Skaalar: $3.32 for a half-pint of the worst vodka possible? Sign me up!
 a robot: @White Rice @enfanta Well I mean it wouldn't have rhymed if he typed the non-switcherino version
 Scoo: @White Rice True, but we purple people live in constant fear of one-eyed, one-horned flying monsters. It's a worthwhile trade-off.
 White Rice: @enfanta unless things have changed, purple people don't get switcheroo'd, so beautiful people was probably typed out.
 Mr. Butt: @enfanta [comment redacted] :D
 enfanta: @Mr. Butt did you type "beautiful people" or did you type its switcherino?
 a robot: @Mr. Butt *slow clap*
 Mr. Butt: Bad votes are red/ Rad votes are purple/ Here on the Spaceship / We're beautiful people.
Image 177882   05-08-17   Uploaded by    reply
 duckfarts: bill the cat looks even worse somehow
 apoxia: Is it the optic nerves or the olfactory bulbs that are the cat head?
Image 177881   05-08-17   Uploaded by    deathawaits
 duckfarts: @Dresdenkeogh what about the one on the left
 BavidDowie: I approve of this
 Mad Collager: David Bowowowie
 Dresdenkeogh: I didn't know that the breed of Diamond Dog grew to be so large.
Image 177880   05-08-17   Uploaded by    time is wastin
 Dr. Bathroom: Method Not Allowed and Forbidden.
 Minnesotan: 404 not found?
Image 177879   05-08-17   Uploaded by    gulpeg
 cthulhu: Eight inches make June wet
 FabricMan: So... a "woapalanee absence" is a euphemism for what, exactly?
 Ulillillia: That means two things.
 Skinr: small craft advisory in your area
 Wooden Spoon: What do you call a fat Urologist? A meaty urologist.
 tritium: Meteorology jokes!
Image 177878   05-08-17   Uploaded by    NO JOKES
 wolfpk: Happiness consists of getting your hair cut every 2 weeks and watching your neighbor fall off his roof -Lin Yutang,
Image 177877   05-08-17   Uploaded by    Vorm Gongo
 p nut: What would happen if Robin Williams told me to stand on my desk
 apoxia: Everyone passes.
 aristocat: And THIS is why tuition at Karate School is so damn high.
Image 177876   05-08-17   Uploaded by    waterudoin
 Science: I miss my chili cheese burrito. :(
 DrinkMixMan: Oh, so THAT'S what that means!
 Ulillillia: 90s flashbacks
 A duck: No quiero Toxic Hell!
Image 177875   05-08-17   Uploaded by    grace
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