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263011  AlexDeLarge: @Mr. Butt 2-4-6-8, homer's crime was really great! Great, meaning large or immense; we use it in the pejorative sense!

263013  a robot: @a robot You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies??

263013  a robot: I used to be a bank teller and we would collect and save money that was really old, beat up, drawn/written on or otherwise mutilated, and send it back to the government. I'm not saying that system is perfect but I just don't think it's very likely that this kind of bill would end up in an ATM

263004  Bluetocracy: Critical fail on your walk roll. It's definitely a Monday.

263005  Bluetocracy: I want some part of our planet to really be a steampunk culture, so we can go there to visit.

262993  FormerLurker: @Zarathustra youre right, totally gay. And thats why its rad.

263011  Bluetocracy: You are what you eat... Oh, so you ARE fingernails.

262994  FormerLurker: Healthy as a horse now.

262946  Whatever: Fact: theres sexual innuendo in every successful fast food franchise logo if you look at it right

262949  Whatever: On the bright side, you only have to buy one of these horrors, and it coordinates with Halloween

262997  Not A Bot: looks like the fence won a few, too

263011  Mr. Butt: Some words are both nouns and adjectives, depending on how you use them.

263009  FormerLurker: For the record, despite my criticisms, I still voted rad.

262956  Whatever: But is it kosher?

263009  FormerLurker: See, thats awesome that they literally ran out of everything... but as a former restaurant manager, I feel like what they shouldve done is go to the grocery store and pay full prices for more ingredients. Even the most unusual ingredients can typically be found at restaurant supply stores that are in even medium sized cities. As I always used to tell my staff, the customer is more valuable than the product. But hey, Im out of the restaurant industry now entirely, so its not my problem!

262959  Whatever: Obviously poaching from Chipotle

263008  Shay: And you see kids, this is why daddy drinks.

262901  Side Boob: Please state the nature of the fashion emergency.

262965  Whatever: Trumps new lawyer looks pretty darn sharp

262968  Whatever: And thats the last time anyone saw Santa alive

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262685 Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262697 piranharama: Great band name

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262678 Science: Lighten up, Thanos

262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant

262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.



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 toaster: Do you get a strong jawline when you become a monk?
 Jabberwikket: Nice kite
 raditzu: @Wooden Spoon I'm not a sports' fan but i'd definitely watch professional football with spears being used. Guess THAT would be really interesting.
 Wooden Spoon: @raditzu: That statement could be applied to almost everything humans do that is not bodily function or employment related from painting to playing professional football.
 raditzu: OK... great... but what for?
 Beef Supreme: He is a master of the ancient discipline known as Iron Teat.
 wolfpk: Top two slip, he's dead. Middle one slip, he's a eunuch.
 Wooden Spoon: I can do that, but I don't want to.
 Knice: Beats the airlines.
 Mr. Butt: Is this the 37th Chamber?
 Derp Herpigan: That is the face of someone who realizes that a sneeze would prove fatal at that moment.
 Derp Herpigan: That is the face of someone who realizes that a sneeze would prove fatal at that moment.
Image 177864   05-08-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
230
 
 KrazyKat: Old book smell intensifies
 bug: OCD triggered
Image 177863   05-08-17   Uploaded by    chemical
Score:
169
 
 enfanta: Who spilled Wite-Out on my art project?!
 bug: OCD wrecked
 jochenau: The Magic School Bus Visits the Endoplasmic Reticulum
Image 177862   05-08-17   Uploaded by    140bpm
Score:
418
 
 Peach: Me when I turned purple.
 jochenau: His team won the Gratitude Olympics.
 Ulillillia: yw
 Derp Herpigan: yw
 Derp Herpigan: yw
 Ulillillia: no prob
Image 177861   05-08-17   Uploaded by    tritium
Score:
999
 
 communist: This reminds me of the episode of /WKRP/ where Johnny Fever became Rip Tide. He dyed his hair but only the part that showed below his beret
 BavidDowie: elephants invented snorkeling
 sparename: I hate people that go swimming without getting the top of their heads wet
Image 177860   05-08-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
339
 
 Moe Burt: I love it. It's disgusting, but wonderful.
 a robot: Lady Gaga still isn't gonna go on a date with you, dude.
 Prostata: need a little horseradish on that hat
 DrinkMixMan: m'nella
 jochenau: m'loin
 sparename: @tritium ignore him, he's just a meathead
 BavidDowie: relative of Dr. Evil?
 Scoo: Well, that's fucking disgusting
 tritium: I'm sincerely too grossed out to think of any "meat hat" puns.
Image 177859   05-08-17   Uploaded by    realjon
Score:
569
 
 mrmaestro: i like to sing-a, bout the moon-a and a june-a and a spring-a, i like to sing-a
 TurkeyVulture: He would prefer #177859 hat.
 KrazyKat: Most would be humiliated but this doggo is down with this.
Image 177858   05-08-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
543
 
 werterland: What will the frog do if I RAD or BAD it?
 Wooden Spoon: He's not a "Magic Frog" he's Bufo from Adventure Time.
 Skaalar: Meh, I already have several magical abilities. I can make alcohol disappear, I can sneeze during all awkward moments, I can make lists, I can eat peppers by the handful, and I know the secret to the secret sauce.
 Ronick:
 AstoriaBum: @SgtScaredFrog This English teacher thanks you.
 Peach: Teach me, oh wondrous froggo *share*
 enfanta: @Scoo Yes, there's more than one. It's a *magical frog.* They always come in pairs. One's invisible, though.
 SgtScaredFrog: @Scoo English singular they is common, understood, and like 500 years older than bitching about English singular they.
 SgtScaredFrog: Fuck, how do I share? SOMEONE TELL ME HOW TO SHARE, I NEED THIS
 a robot: I mean I don't hate the magic frog, but this "like and share" nonsense has no place here
 Scoo: Their? There's more than one?
Image 177857   05-08-17   Uploaded by    Admiral Alan
Score:
653
 
 drilldo: I'm saving this for my resignation notice (I work at an art school)
 9inchfails: Wrong font
 ThoughtlessGentleman: kill shit!!!
 Wooden Spoon: The name of the man dying on the space ship... Every Modern Artist.
 Peach: @jochenau Goddammit, Tammy.
 yev: captain phughardt to be precise
 jochenau: We'd still be alive if SOMEONE hadn't used all the oxygen for their acetylene torch so they could make a giant sculpture. Isn't that right, TAMMY?
 Scoo: What did Linkletter ever do to you?
 Side Boob: Who the fuck is Art?
 a robot: @petepuma Took me a minute :D
 petepuma: "Paul Simon is ok"
Image 177856   05-08-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
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 Horatio: @Mr. Butt I didn't know you had a doctorate.
 Entertainmentalist: He would have a rad name/profession combo if he was a proctologist.
 Mr. Butt: @Skaalar You're thinking of the Ghost Butts-ters
 Skaalar: @Mr. Butt I've heard he's the one to call.
 bobby: R. Stands for Richard.He is Dick Butt.
 bug: Diagnosis: Butt hurt
 DrinkMixMan: Dr. Radioactive Butt
 Mr. Butt: @Scoo He's the one that makes ya feel alright
 Scoo: Dr. Rad Butt
 Mr. Butt: Dr. Butt is my father.
 scribbs: vvv I'm an idiot. Richard is so much better than Robert in this context. I feel shame.
 scribbs: His friends call him Bob. Bob Butt.
Image 177855   05-08-17   Uploaded by    Bad Dad
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