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273288  Teechur: Should have nailed it to the windshield so it doesn't blow off.

273300  Mr. Butt: fuck off

273295  Teechur: As I told my son, "Always know where your pen is."

273283  Gerb Flumopert: Lieutenant Dan! You got new legs!

273267  Munkybut: This was on my daily commute

273282  Munkybut: The beauty of America

273300  Munkybut: Women be shoppin, amiright?

273187  Sthenolaidas: I had to rad something stupid so I'd have a bad vote for this image.

273293  Nope: Gotta work on the kegels first

273267  lecj07: From an alternate reality where Hillary won.

273300  Nope: Not with a debit card

273273  lecj07: Please tell me this isn't a cat wedding

273265  DrinkMixMan: Un don't want none unless you got buns hun

273299  namaste: Snail acid trip

273182  Sadpygmy: F'n birds

273289  Double-Munched Tacotito: Which Pink Floyd album cover is this again?

273263  Dr Awkward: @ignatz But also because theyre assholes

273275  Dr Awkward: @Not A Bot That falls a bit out of the scope of a postmans job description

273300  Not A Bot: Cucahbah wata fo custamah only!

273283  WannaBee: Lieutenant Dan! You got new legs!

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

273224 Uncle Phil: In the beginning of the year and I have a few questions about the Genesee county and I will be there at the same time as the new index finger in your where are you located and what are you looking for?

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu



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Pingu IRL uploaded 273038 (794 points)
Joetato uploaded 273149 (785 points)
topcity uploaded 272918 (770 points)
tears as lube uploaded 273082 (762 points)
Weedheart uploaded 273059 (750 points)
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Score:
876
 
 Skaalar: "Ready for chewed up bugs and seeds little guy?" "CAAAAAAAW."
 Scoo: stahp son u r doin us a frighten
 tib gubb: AAAAAA
 scribbs: "Are you my mother?"
Image 177854   05-08-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
605
 
 Horatio: Baby Lector didn't have his chompers yet, and wasn't allowed any of the chianti, but that didn't stop him from enjoying a nice pate and grape juice.
 Skaalar: Inside look at Dan Halen brand Baby Tacos during the process of becoming "food"
 itskando: Jeez man. He was your uncle
 Peach: Baby is all "do me next!"
 KrazyKat: No one makes that much sausage unless they have too many babys rollin' around.
 kazzy94: Now that his goody two shoes twin is outta the way, the inheritance is his!
 scribbs: Future politician.
 A duck: Baby can't wait to taste that dirty rat One Hand Alfonso.
 SoyUnPerdedor: Sausage making is... HILARIOUS!
Image 177853   05-08-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
1002
 
 Peach: inc pat
 a robot: @A duck Anyone who wouldn't is a monster. A MONSTER I SAY
 A duck: Would pet this dog.
Image 177852   05-08-17   Uploaded by    melted plastic
Score:
754
 
 Ulillillia: Please give her space
 A duck: RIS (Rest In Space)
 A duck: RIP Laika
 ruiner: I 'Laika' the space dog!
 Annoying Vegan : @tib gubb "Everyone thinks their dog is the best dog, and everyone is right."
 Mr. Butt: Laika boss!
 tib gubb: the best dog?
Image 177851   05-08-17   Uploaded by    Tacorleone
Score:
436
 
 enfanta: I read the comments from the top down and it made me happy.
 Bob: I love people.
 Scoo: Neither do I
Image 177850   05-08-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
547
 
 werterland: I can't tell if there's actually a difference between the two, or if my brain is just conditioned to believe there's a difference and look for it.
 Beef Supreme: "Hi, Billy Mays here with the amazing power of Cropping! Want to look ten percent larger in profile pics to intimidate the trolls? Crop it!"
 wolfpk: They made a mistake, the one on the left is after.
 bug: When you are already perfect, there is nothing left to improve.
 CompletelyJoking: Looks like my mom in the 80s
 A duck: Look 20% more 80s mom in one week or your money back!
 DarkTeddy: You cant find this anywhere but on aggro
 itskando: Good
Image 177849   05-08-17   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
847
 
 XLY: "Huh? What was that billy? Set fire to the neighborhood!?"
 Prostata: goat? yep, rad vote!
 Skaalar: *ugh* sheep "vagina"
 Skaalar: "Your breath smells like cheap whisky and sheep beautiful people."
 Pudding: What a pedo, he's snuggling that kid!
 SomeCanadian: Baby goats are ra-a-a-a-ad
 A duck: There, there, little food beast.
Image 177848   05-08-17   Uploaded by    Popsicle Dream
Score:
1051
 
 Scoo: I want that as a fridge magnet poetry set
 tib gubb: i always knew poms were evil
 Ulillillia: Darkness imprisoning me, all that I see, absolute horror, I cannot live, I cannot die
 SomeCanadian: Philosoborkf
Image 177847   05-08-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Image 177846 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by shadebane. We'll pray for you, shadebane.
Score:
1437
 
 Wooden Spoon: $10 says people will trip over him on a regular basis at night.
 a robot: ALL HAIL HYPNOPUP
 Knice: DIS BOI MADE OF WOOF
 A duck: Autorad
Image 177845   05-08-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
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