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234208  GoGo Robotto: that's one hell of a number, I tell ya!

234187  El hefe: Children for sale

234202  El hefe: Do your premiums go up if you don't crash into things?

234176  Darmstadtium: In Soviet Russia, fish catches you!

233184  Mr Bleak: Cows and swings. Not a good combination.

233203  Mr Bleak: Provided consent is involved, fine - I'm up for it. But a better chat up line might help your chances. And dinner. Just sayin'

234180  addend: "What? You don't wash your food clean?"

233218  Mr Bleak: Did you pack your bags yourself Mr White?

233222  Mr Bleak: @redmonkey3 Fine. But ... they don't disintegrate like TP is designed to do, so they clog your plumbing. And if you haven't had the job of fixing a ten foot deep manhole full of effluent you soon will! Took me three hot showers to get the smell out of my nose ...

234198  Amy Housewine: @ping Fairly good username/comment synergy.

234179  addend: @a robot (Takes tray into bathtub.)

233235  Mr Bleak: Slodging for nuns.

233237  Mr Bleak: So ... I stick my fingers down my throat 6 times over a tile floor, and I get a BJ? OK, I can do that.

234201  Amy Housewine: I sent my bofktler for tea.

234138  Volwen: So is a calzone a ravioli?

233242  Mr Bleak: Having killed the cameraman, the drop bears take over the documentary.

234186  addend: kimjongunicycles

234148  Volwen: Carpet doesn't match the drapes? Get a rug!

234152  Volwen: @Mr. Whiskers Technically could be both

234158  Volwen: Now you just need a tattoo of a shirt and there is nowhere you can't go.

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234027 Felicity: And Elon Musk wants to park there

234111 raditzu: this must smell awesome

234099 Prostata: really?

234083 Robespierre: Don't have nuffin to do wif the weather, @Coolguy

234010 Felicity: OYTO?

234036 Slerzy: Something something meat curtains

234026 FatTigerWoods: Bout to cure this autism right quick

234065 Entertainmentalist: Odds are very good that each thing on the list is there because someone tried it.

233978 Austin: Austinnnnn

233960 Dr Awkward: Pizza hat



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11. DrinkMixMan: 2180 points
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Score:
1070
 
 hearsegirl: very rare batrataroo
 Horatio: Timothy was such a good friend, he got surgery to make Dumbo feel more normal.
 wolfpk: These aren't ears, they're wings.
 Wooden Spoon: Gustavmouse
 dangerkeith3000: Ii looks like it can fly if it flaps its ears fast enough
 hearsegirl: what's that you say? yeah. great reception. never heard that before. ha ha
 SomeCanadian: Your dog looks sick
Image 177844   05-08-17   Uploaded by    pirate
Score:
401
 
 CastleBravo: @carpwoman "Fvck Art".
 wolfpk: The sign say danger quick sand.
 Wooden Spoon: This is what Vermont looked like after Hurricane Irene
 a robot: @fakeusername "I've got a better idea. Get the hell out!"
 carpwoman: Art.
 fakeusername: You know, the problem here was water leakage. If you'd just buy a fifty-cent washer...
 SomeCanadian: There's a reason it's selling so cheap.
Image 177843   05-08-17   Uploaded by    tritium
Score:
630
 
 SomeCanadian: @wolfpk Hey, some guys pay good money for that on Craigslist.
 wolfpk: Of course I am waisted! I am about to get a huge sword rammed through me.
 Pudding: Meth? Not even once
 Moe Burt: I don't know what that chick is "on", but it's working.
 petepuma: this keeps getting worse left to right.
 msmstud: ..............I think I could make it work....uh, maybe not. No judgements, just....nah.
 jochenau: 1/10, creepy smile and hands aren't giant blocks
 SomeCanadian: It's like Aeris and Alanis Morissette made a real doll together
Image 177842   05-08-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
336
 
 werterland: I'm also upset that the freezer is on the right. (I mean, I'm upset by side-by-side refrigerators in general, but this is doubly upsetting.)
 Horatio: momtheresNOTHINGtoeat.jpg
 Ronick: Finish the old milk first you fool
 grizzly: The god damned chicken is still frozen!
 Side Boob: I've been there, sister. It gets better.
 Meow: no beer? I'd cry too
 Winterneuro: What am I missing here?
 Derp Herpigan: Firstworldproblems.png
Image 177841   05-08-17   Uploaded by    stunt nuts
Score:
519
 
 Wooden Spoon: I would pay $6 to use this bill!
 Borkf: @SomeCanadian Or is she 1/5 of a treasure? This exchange rate confuses me.
 Borkf: @SomeCanadian 5 treasures, to be precise.
 SomeCanadian: Dame Edna is a treasure
Image 177840   05-08-17   Uploaded by    Bu7Z
Score:
796
 
 Ronick: Its hard to understand a underwater mime because all the makeup washes away
 Peach: This terrifies the @Peach
 SomeCanadian: That doesn't look healthy
 Ulillillia: Big Gulps, huh? Welp, see ya later.
Image 177839   05-08-17   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
282
 
 carpwoman: Christ, I can't even blame that comment on alcohol. My apologies.
 itskando: @A duck bazinga
 carpwoman: I pooped out a log today. Bwwahahahaha! Oh, I do crack myself up.
 A duck: Still a more coherent story than Rogue One
Image 177838   05-08-17   Uploaded by    melted plastic
Score:
689
 
 Horatio: @tokyopig I'll rad for you.
 tokyopig: Auto rad for SEGA, oh wait hold up I made this one! No self-radding! Self radding is lame!
 PissedOff: @A duck rad for this
 A duck: RIP Sega
 Fancy Clown: They all forgot to bring a TV?
Image 177837   05-08-17   Uploaded by    tokyopig
Score:
351
 
 Felicity: The Moebius Slinky
 A duck: I used to have a spirograph too.
Image 177836   05-08-17   Uploaded by    not i spy
Score:
864
 
 wolfpk: He thought it was funny until he found out she had mono.
 Peach: Inside job. Stripe Shirt was in on it the whole time.
 tib gubb: next level maneuver
 Scoo: I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE
 Amy Housewine: It seems funny until you realise that they've all been trapped in this pose for about a decade. This isn't a photo, this is camera footage.
 Zampano: Gotta sneak free booze so he doesn't feel so bad about being friend zoned.
Image 177835   05-08-17   Uploaded by    Pudding
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