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262981  Yam: "Ok you can rub them, just don't hurt my family"

262998  hajjpodge: The defiance of North Korea.

262995  grizzly: Angry duckling

262998  WannaBee: So what are you going to do Apple?

262992  Knice: Elvira hastened the onset of my puberty by a good three years.

262929  Eleftheros: @Spazstatic TOS, Samurai Champloo, Mr Robot, Venture Bros. Rinse, wash, repeat.

262962  jochenau: Sad if true.

262996  WannaBee: Is that Blubberbutt Uptoscratch?

262979  jochenau: Would a buttload of solar panels heat or cool the planet? It seems like it should cause cooling because some of the heat from sunlight would be converted to electricity/work instead, but maybe that's too simple.

262995  Robespierre: Prince Charmless feteing event.

262984  Mr. Butt: @jochenau It's a burger place. Ten Guy Burgers.

262940  Dr Awkward: @a robot yep!

262984  Robespierre: ... as does Poopridge Fen.

262995  Mr. Butt: RAD for Bubber Ducky.

262996  Mr. Butt: I love Dr. Synthesizer.

262962  Robespierre: Wurds ... (eyes glaze over, drool spills from corner of mouth)

262992  Shay: Hey man, those are real!

262963  Robespierre: Somewhere West of Laramie there's a bronco-busting, steer roping dog who knows what Im talking about.

262995  Shay: No wonder Orson Wells was such a bully in Citizen Kane.

262984  jochenau: 10 guy?

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262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262892 Shay: WacArnolds.

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

262685 Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

262678 Science: Lighten up, Thanos

262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!



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Score:
722
 
 Bob: Get help Charlie Brown, but not from Lucy this time.
 Bob: @DrinkMixMan Not okay.
 DrinkMixMan: Kill yourself, Chuck!
 Mr. Butt: Wu-Tang Clan ain't nothing to Chuck Schulz
 Amy Housewine: Charlie Brhorn.
 WTF: Brownhorn
 Ulillillia: Cathy Brown
 Skaalar: Because the world doesn't ACTUALLY revolve around you. You cue ball little ****
 grizzly: Nobody likes anybody, Charlie Brown.
 Scoo: Because it sells shit. A LOT of shit.
Image 177827   05-08-17   Uploaded by    blablabla
Score:
543
 
 Hokie333: RIP Colonel Meow.
 Wooden Spoon: Baron Caterwald Von Fluffypants.
 Teechur: @a robot But not too many. Just enough. Easy...easy... TOO MANY!
 a robot: Angerfloof demands tummy rubs
Image 177826   05-08-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
273
 
 A duck: "Hey." "Hey." "You, uh, like stuff?" "Yep." "Cool." "Cool."
 Musician: This is the wall in front of Graceland
 Amy Housewine: That embarasing moment when you realise that you were both trying to push it in opposing directions.
 SaltLick: If you are trying to be inconspicuous, you're doing it wrong.
 a robot: Too cool for school
 grizzly: SpyvSpy
 Derp Herpigan: Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall.
Image 177825   05-08-17   Uploaded by    tiffany
Score:
1115
 
 wolfpk: Rub peanut butter on your window and this is what you get.
 itskando: Now I want shark fruit snacks
 Amy Housewine: Less-than-secret-squirrel.
 Meow: once they get the taste for blood there's no stopping them
 dangerous dave: @NoRagrets Oh, that makes me sad! Poor little buggar has no *idea* what's on that windshield.
 Mr. Shine: The schnozzberries taste like schnozzberries!
 NoRagrets: His sodium levels must be low.
 a robot: Window cleaner squirrel is slow but thorough
 dangerous dave: Every time I stop at a red light.
 grizzly: Window licker.
 Derp Herpigan: Mlem.
Image 177824   05-08-17   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
728
 
 HermwoodLitmajor: Lovely handwriting!
 E. HONDA: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
 itskando: Same
 dangerous dave: @jochenau ...So -- married, then?
 jochenau: Age: dead. Religion: dead. Address: dead. Single, married, widowed, DEAD.
 NoRagrets: Same.
 Zampano: Damn, i put in an application for that, too. I didn't realise the position was already filled.
 Ulillillia: Name: Bernie Lomax
 Scoo: It's a living!
Image 177823   05-08-17   Uploaded by    brown tony
Score:
530
 
 happier: Did their mouths always look that weird, or did they retool the faces as the movies progressed?
 Meow: The aliens that find this after we're gone are going to be very confused
 Scoo: Only purple and blue ranked users get these sweet samurai suits
Image 177822   05-08-17   Uploaded by    Bartleby
Score:
615
 
 XLY: Dead
 Bast Relief: @Derp Herpigan Putting the derp in herpetology.
 jochenau: doesn't matter, slept in
 grizzly: When I wake up late, I jerk off. I also jerk off when I wake up early.
 Butcherboy: I get up at 5 am every day and still no luck
 Teechur: @tib gubb Netflixsssssss and chill?
 Scoo: Oooh, you're going to need some ice for that sick burn. Oh, you have some, very well then.
 tib gubb: it's chill though
 Derp Herpigan: Same.
Image 177821   05-08-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
269
 
 grizzly: @Scoo where are the snowdens of yesteryear?
 dangerous dave: The truth is out ... *there*!
 Scoo: Thanks, Snowed-in
Image 177820   05-08-17   Uploaded by    midgetcastle
Score:
430
 
 wolfpk: Chicken dance, with croissantss.
 enfanta: @jochenau This comment makes me very happy and is actually inspiring. Thank you.
 jochenau: The public perception is that arcane rituals require a lot of candles, blood, grimoires, etc. The reality is decidedly more...goofy.
 petepuma: vegan cockfighting
 KrazyKat: A:Omg there's a chicken in the hallway! B:No worries, get me 25 croissantss and your problem will be solved.
 SoyUnPerdedor: What is the artist trying to say?
 grizzly: I'm the cock of the walk, baby!
 Scoo: Croissant Circle
 enfanta: As the melon circle tightens, their quarry grows more frantic to escape.
Image 177819   05-08-17   Uploaded by    Largehand
Score:
167
 
 enfanta: Man. LobsterFest sucks this year.
 jochenau: A level 99 nope elemental.
Image 177818   05-08-17   Uploaded by    caesar
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