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249390  Not A Bot: FINISH HER!

249384  barfolomew: They don't make "skin" crayons anymore, for exactly this reason.

249367  Air Biscuit: These 3d glasses are off somehow...

249389  sparename: Yes, the nanobots have increased the size of my red blood cells too.

249336  wolfpk: Connection to #249357

249361  wolfpk: *Temp workers

249387  sparenamelaptopdied: I hate to think what's at the other side..

249374  Zaxxoff: you think that's stealthy? wait till you find the hand dryer!

249375  wolfpk: Hint #249377

249378  wolfpk: @funny in the wall All the mogwai came from Gizmo. Mogwais are naturally evil, with a very few exceptions like Gizmo.

249385  Zaxxoff: lifehack #22

249387  Zaxxoff: everything they told me about marine biology is a lie!

249387  Side Boob: Dont fish near nuclear power plants (owned by Montgomery Burns).

249372  Mr. Shine: "I come from a long line of Registrars with a proud and minutely documented history."

249374  Mr. Shine: *stumbles into*

249377  Mr. Shine: I love you, box!

249378  Mr. Shine: @funny in the wall getting them wet makes more. Feeding them after midnight is what makes gremlins. Getting original gizmo wet is what made the @sshole clones.

249322  Social Vegan: ummm........

249375  Himesama: Too soon!

249377  Himesama: Maru's great grandpa

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249319 Telkwa: Katie Carrie.

249351 Telkwa: Too late for magikarp.

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249148 Amy Housewine: Your halo is broken.

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.



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Score:
722
 
 Bob: Get help Charlie Brown, but not from Lucy this time.
 Bob: @DrinkMixMan Not okay.
 DrinkMixMan: Kill yourself, Chuck!
 Mr. Butt: Wu-Tang Clan ain't nothing to Chuck Schulz
 Amy Housewine: Charlie Brhorn.
 WTF: Brownhorn
 Ulillillia: Cathy Brown
 Skaalar: Because the world doesn't ACTUALLY revolve around you. You cue ball little ****
 grizzly: Nobody likes anybody, Charlie Brown.
 Scoo: Because it sells shit. A LOT of shit.
Image 177827   05-08-17   Uploaded by    blablabla
Score:
543
 
 Hokie333: RIP Colonel Meow.
 Wooden Spoon: Baron Caterwald Von Fluffypants.
 Teechur: @a robot But not too many. Just enough. Easy...easy... TOO MANY!
 a robot: Angerfloof demands tummy rubs
Image 177826   05-08-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
273
 
 A duck: "Hey." "Hey." "You, uh, like stuff?" "Yep." "Cool." "Cool."
 Musician: This is the wall in front of Graceland
 Amy Housewine: That embarasing moment when you realise that you were both trying to push it in opposing directions.
 SaltLick: If you are trying to be inconspicuous, you're doing it wrong.
 a robot: Too cool for school
 grizzly: SpyvSpy
 Derp Herpigan: Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall.
Image 177825   05-08-17   Uploaded by    tiffany
Score:
1115
 
 wolfpk: Rub peanut butter on your window and this is what you get.
 itskando: Now I want shark fruit snacks
 Amy Housewine: Less-than-secret-squirrel.
 Meow: once they get the taste for blood there's no stopping them
 dangerous dave: @NoRagrets Oh, that makes me sad! Poor little buggar has no *idea* what's on that windshield.
 Mr. Shine: The schnozzberries taste like schnozzberries!
 NoRagrets: His sodium levels must be low.
 a robot: Window cleaner squirrel is slow but thorough
 dangerous dave: Every time I stop at a red light.
 grizzly: Window licker.
 Derp Herpigan: Mlem.
Image 177824   05-08-17   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
728
 
 Felicity: Lovely handwriting!
 E. HONDA: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
 itskando: Same
 dangerous dave: @jochenau ...So -- married, then?
 jochenau: Age: dead. Religion: dead. Address: dead. Single, married, widowed, DEAD.
 NoRagrets: Same.
 Zampano: Damn, i put in an application for that, too. I didn't realise the position was already filled.
 Ulillillia: Name: Bernie Lomax
 Scoo: It's a living!
Image 177823   05-08-17   Uploaded by    brown tony
Score:
530
 
 Felicity: Did their mouths always look that weird, or did they retool the faces as the movies progressed?
 Meow: The aliens that find this after we're gone are going to be very confused
 Scoo: Only purple and blue ranked users get these sweet samurai suits
Image 177822   05-08-17   Uploaded by    Bartleby
Score:
615
 
 XLY: Dead
 Bast Relief: @Derp Herpigan Putting the derp in herpetology.
 jochenau: doesn't matter, slept in
 grizzly: When I wake up late, I jerk off. I also jerk off when I wake up early.
 Butcherboy: I get up at 5 am every day and still no luck
 Teechur: @tib gubb Netflixsssssss and chill?
 Scoo: Oooh, you're going to need some ice for that sick burn. Oh, you have some, very well then.
 tib gubb: it's chill though
 Derp Herpigan: Same.
Image 177821   05-08-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
269
 
 grizzly: @Scoo where are the snowdens of yesteryear?
 dangerous dave: The truth is out ... *there*!
 Scoo: Thanks, Snowed-in
Image 177820   05-08-17   Uploaded by    midgetcastle
Score:
430
 
 wolfpk: Chicken dance, with croissantss.
 enfanta: @jochenau This comment makes me very happy and is actually inspiring. Thank you.
 jochenau: The public perception is that arcane rituals require a lot of candles, blood, grimoires, etc. The reality is decidedly more...goofy.
 petepuma: vegan cockfighting
 KrazyKat: A:Omg there's a chicken in the hallway! B:No worries, get me 25 croissantss and your problem will be solved.
 SoyUnPerdedor: What is the artist trying to say?
 grizzly: I'm the cock of the walk, baby!
 Scoo: Croissant Circle
 enfanta: As the melon circle tightens, their quarry grows more frantic to escape.
Image 177819   05-08-17   Uploaded by    Largehand
Score:
167
 
 enfanta: Man. LobsterFest sucks this year.
 jochenau: A level 99 nope elemental.
Image 177818   05-08-17   Uploaded by    caesar
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