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234176  Darmstadtium: In Soviet Russia, fish catches you!

233184  Mr Bleak: Cows and swings. Not a good combination.

233203  Mr Bleak: Provided consent is involved, fine - I'm up for it. But a better chat up line might help your chances. And dinner. Just sayin'

234180  addend: "What? You don't wash your food clean?"

233218  Mr Bleak: Did you pack your bags yourself Mr White?

233222  Mr Bleak: @redmonkey3 Fine. But ... they don't disintegrate like TP is designed to do, so they clog your plumbing. And if you haven't had the job of fixing a ten foot deep manhole full of effluent you soon will! Took me three hot showers to get the smell out of my nose ...

234198  Amy Housewine: @ping Fairly good username/comment synergy.

234179  addend: @a robot (Takes tray into bathtub.)

233235  Mr Bleak: Slodging for nuns.

233237  Mr Bleak: So ... I stick my fingers down my throat 6 times over a tile floor, and I get a BJ? OK, I can do that.

234201  Amy Housewine: I sent my bofktler for tea.

234138  Volwen: So is a calzone a ravioli?

233242  Mr Bleak: Having killed the cameraman, the drop bears take over the documentary.

234186  addend: kimjongunicycles

234148  Volwen: Carpet doesn't match the drapes? Get a rug!

234152  Volwen: @Mr. Whiskers Technically could be both

234158  Volwen: Now you just need a tattoo of a shirt and there is nowhere you can't go.

234165  Volwen: Explain THIS flat earthers

234188  addend: (Steals sign. Returns it later on with a proper frame.)

234193  addend: Ugh, ketchup.

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234010 Felicity: OYTO?

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 wolfpk: Rub peanut butter on your window and this is what you get.
 itskando: Now I want shark fruit snacks
 Amy Housewine: Less-than-secret-squirrel.
 Meow: once they get the taste for blood there's no stopping them
 dangerous dave: @NoRagrets Oh, that makes me sad! Poor little buggar has no *idea* what's on that windshield.
 Mr. Shine: The schnozzberries taste like schnozzberries!
 NoRagrets: His sodium levels must be low.
 a robot: Window cleaner squirrel is slow but thorough
 dangerous dave: Every time I stop at a red light.
 grizzly: Window licker.
 Derp Herpigan: Mlem.
Image 177824   05-08-17   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
728
 
 Felicity: Lovely handwriting!
 E. HONDA: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
 itskando: Same
 dangerous dave: @jochenau ...So -- married, then?
 jochenau: Age: dead. Religion: dead. Address: dead. Single, married, widowed, DEAD.
 NoRagrets: Same.
 Zampano: Damn, i put in an application for that, too. I didn't realise the position was already filled.
 Ulillillia: Name: Bernie Lomax
 Scoo: It's a living!
Image 177823   05-08-17   Uploaded by    brown tony
Score:
530
 
 Felicity: Did their mouths always look that weird, or did they retool the faces as the movies progressed?
 Meow: The aliens that find this after we're gone are going to be very confused
 Scoo: Only purple and blue ranked users get these sweet samurai suits
Image 177822   05-08-17   Uploaded by    Bartleby
Score:
615
 
 XLY: Dead
 Bast Relief: @Derp Herpigan Putting the derp in herpetology.
 jochenau: doesn't matter, slept in
 grizzly: When I wake up late, I jerk off. I also jerk off when I wake up early.
 Butcherboy: I get up at 5 am every day and still no luck
 Teechur: @tib gubb Netflixsssssss and chill?
 Scoo: Oooh, you're going to need some ice for that sick burn. Oh, you have some, very well then.
 tib gubb: it's chill though
 Derp Herpigan: Same.
Image 177821   05-08-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
269
 
 grizzly: @Scoo where are the snowdens of yesteryear?
 dangerous dave: The truth is out ... *there*!
 Scoo: Thanks, Snowed-in
Image 177820   05-08-17   Uploaded by    midgetcastle
Score:
430
 
 wolfpk: Chicken dance, with croissantss.
 enfanta: @jochenau This comment makes me very happy and is actually inspiring. Thank you.
 jochenau: The public perception is that arcane rituals require a lot of candles, blood, grimoires, etc. The reality is decidedly more...goofy.
 petepuma: vegan cockfighting
 KrazyKat: A:Omg there's a chicken in the hallway! B:No worries, get me 25 croissantss and your problem will be solved.
 SoyUnPerdedor: What is the artist trying to say?
 grizzly: I'm the cock of the walk, baby!
 Scoo: Croissant Circle
 enfanta: As the melon circle tightens, their quarry grows more frantic to escape.
Image 177819   05-08-17   Uploaded by    Largehand
Score:
167
 
 enfanta: Man. LobsterFest sucks this year.
 jochenau: A level 99 nope elemental.
Image 177818   05-08-17   Uploaded by    caesar
Score:
383
 
 werterland: Wegmans!
 Science: 50% of the words on this package make no sense to me.
 trelyate: bigga peas!
 jochenau: If you'd asked me what marrowfats were, I would never in a thousand years have guessed peas.
 a robot: This must be the Batchelors Chow I've heard so much about
 Scoo: @Borkf It sounds repulsive by American standards, but then again, most British food does...
 Knice: Bigga Marrowfats is my jazz name.
 Borkf: This is a regular product you can buy in most British supermarkets. I'm not sure what the joke is, other than they aren't very nice.
 grizzly: Only the finest marrowfats.
 SoyUnPerdedor: From which alternate universe is this?
 Butcherboy: Rich in green pea-ness. Wait that's trrrible
 Supermansbrother: From Apple Cabin!
Image 177817   05-08-17   Uploaded by    Prumbo
Score:
419
 
 Amy Housewine: @Mr. Butt What are we saying instead, then? An Applor per Dor keeps LIBOR fraud awore?
 dangerkeith3000: This is an honest to goodness haiku. 5-7-5. I wonder if it was intentional...
 Derp Herpigan: Meh. Rocks leave a better message. 'Specially if fired from a cannon.
 Mr. Butt: Except when pronounced like "ay," as in "neighbor" and "weigh."
Image 177816   05-08-17   Uploaded by    Colty Brumb
Score:
730
 
 frenk: @grizzly I lolled irl at this
 SoyUnPerdedor: The League of Raccoon Evil Geniuses has come up with their most nefarious plan yet
 grizzly: Teamwork makes the dream work.
 enfanta: Cirque du Soleil: Trashique.
 hajjpodge: Clever girls.
 Moe Burt: It's raccoons all the way down.
Image 177815   05-08-17   Uploaded by    teletub
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