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249470  Yurishiro: Someone hug that dog now

249470  Sandor: Nobody puts puppy in the corner

249448  Volwen: Girtle or Turaffe?

249472  Yurishiro: Big dinosaur detector*

249414  Teechur: I, too, would like a barrel of pig and goat, please.

249473  Ihminen: hmm might as well grab a couple of these and eat them while drinking the juice made from those round orange fruits

249419  Teechur: This looks like the graveyard of chargers my stoodints tried to use in my klasshole. Klasshole is my new word for classroom. The comments become infinitely more amusing.

249468  Ihminen: "this is fine"

249455  Ihminen: damnit i've been using mustard all this time and it has not been as effective as this! thanks ketchup!

249459  Ihminen: I bet he is knitting right as i'm typing this comment and whenever you are reading this said comment

249466  Ihminen: snoozefest 2018

249428  Teechur: Is that a table or chair behind the doggos? I'll bet that thing weighs as much as, like, a tree or somethin'

249377  tib gubb: if i says i fits, then i fits.

249451  Teechur: I just hope he didn't grab anything else before he stretched it that far.

249452  Teechur: @Yurishiro Everybody does

248861  Mr Bleak: @Ronick Hold the tip down for five seconds. If that doesn't work, turn it off and back on again.

249456  Teechur: You lost your ladder.

248871  Mr Bleak: Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh; Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh; Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh; Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh ...

249441  trelyate: "hey, FBI, there's this guy in the Oval Office you should look into..."

249467  Mr. Shine: *waves back*

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249205 UltraBeverly: I want in on whatever this is

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249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

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 wolfpk: Rub peanut butter on your window and this is what you get.
 itskando: Now I want shark fruit snacks
 Amy Housewine: Less-than-secret-squirrel.
 Meow: once they get the taste for blood there's no stopping them
 dangerous dave: @NoRagrets Oh, that makes me sad! Poor little buggar has no *idea* what's on that windshield.
 Mr. Shine: The schnozzberries taste like schnozzberries!
 NoRagrets: His sodium levels must be low.
 a robot: Window cleaner squirrel is slow but thorough
 dangerous dave: Every time I stop at a red light.
 grizzly: Window licker.
 Derp Herpigan: Mlem.
Image 177824   05-08-17   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
728
 
 HermwoodLitmajor: Lovely handwriting!
 E. HONDA: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
 itskando: Same
 dangerous dave: @jochenau ...So -- married, then?
 jochenau: Age: dead. Religion: dead. Address: dead. Single, married, widowed, DEAD.
 NoRagrets: Same.
 Zampano: Damn, i put in an application for that, too. I didn't realise the position was already filled.
 Ulillillia: Name: Bernie Lomax
 Scoo: It's a living!
Image 177823   05-08-17   Uploaded by    brown tony
Score:
530
 
 happier: Did their mouths always look that weird, or did they retool the faces as the movies progressed?
 Meow: The aliens that find this after we're gone are going to be very confused
 Scoo: Only purple and blue ranked users get these sweet samurai suits
Image 177822   05-08-17   Uploaded by    Bartleby
Score:
615
 
 XLY: Dead
 Bast Relief: @Derp Herpigan Putting the derp in herpetology.
 jochenau: doesn't matter, slept in
 grizzly: When I wake up late, I jerk off. I also jerk off when I wake up early.
 Butcherboy: I get up at 5 am every day and still no luck
 Teechur: @tib gubb Netflixsssssss and chill?
 Scoo: Oooh, you're going to need some ice for that sick burn. Oh, you have some, very well then.
 tib gubb: it's chill though
 Derp Herpigan: Same.
Image 177821   05-08-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
269
 
 grizzly: @Scoo where are the snowdens of yesteryear?
 dangerous dave: The truth is out ... *there*!
 Scoo: Thanks, Snowed-in
Image 177820   05-08-17   Uploaded by    midgetcastle
Score:
430
 
 wolfpk: Chicken dance, with croissantss.
 enfanta: @jochenau This comment makes me very happy and is actually inspiring. Thank you.
 jochenau: The public perception is that arcane rituals require a lot of candles, blood, grimoires, etc. The reality is decidedly more...goofy.
 petepuma: vegan cockfighting
 KrazyKat: A:Omg there's a chicken in the hallway! B:No worries, get me 25 croissantss and your problem will be solved.
 SoyUnPerdedor: What is the artist trying to say?
 grizzly: I'm the cock of the walk, baby!
 Scoo: Croissant Circle
 enfanta: As the melon circle tightens, their quarry grows more frantic to escape.
Image 177819   05-08-17   Uploaded by    Largehand
Score:
167
 
 enfanta: Man. LobsterFest sucks this year.
 jochenau: A level 99 nope elemental.
Image 177818   05-08-17   Uploaded by    caesar
Score:
383
 
 werterland: Wegmans!
 Science: 50% of the words on this package make no sense to me.
 trelyate: bigga peas!
 jochenau: If you'd asked me what marrowfats were, I would never in a thousand years have guessed peas.
 a robot: This must be the Batchelors Chow I've heard so much about
 Scoo: @Borkf It sounds repulsive by American standards, but then again, most British food does...
 Knice: Bigga Marrowfats is my jazz name.
 Borkf: This is a regular product you can buy in most British supermarkets. I'm not sure what the joke is, other than they aren't very nice.
 grizzly: Only the finest marrowfats.
 SoyUnPerdedor: From which alternate universe is this?
 Butcherboy: Rich in green pea-ness. Wait that's trrrible
 Supermansbrother: From Apple Cabin!
Image 177817   05-08-17   Uploaded by    Prumbo
Score:
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 Amy Housewine: @Mr. Butt What are we saying instead, then? An Applor per Dor keeps LIBOR fraud awore?
 bobby: This is an honest to goodness haiku. 5-7-5. I wonder if it was intentional...
 Derp Herpigan: Meh. Rocks leave a better message. 'Specially if fired from a cannon.
 Mr. Butt: Except when pronounced like "ay," as in "neighbor" and "weigh."
Image 177816   05-08-17   Uploaded by    Colty Brumb
Score:
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 frenk: @grizzly I lolled irl at this
 SoyUnPerdedor: The League of Raccoon Evil Geniuses has come up with their most nefarious plan yet
 grizzly: Teamwork makes the dream work.
 enfanta: Cirque du Soleil: Trashique.
 hajjpodge: Clever girls.
 Moe Burt: It's raccoons all the way down.
Image 177815   05-08-17   Uploaded by    teletub
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