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253690  Knice: Um ... okay? *confusedly jams Uno deck up ass*

253687  Knice: Red Shirt Dude fucked the angle up. 6/10

253686  Knice: That'll teach her.

253507  Austin: For "2". Just like that velveeta and shells meal that I made for me and a... friend

253686  Sadbot: Not wrong, Seinfeld is just bougie It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. No comedy but class-conscious comedy

253689  Not A Bot: Joke accounts are a joke.

253677  Knice: In the right now, I will badvote this.

253680  Sadbot: It's a po' boy!

253680  Knice: The ol' spicy nip-nop

253682  Sadbot: Oh, hi @the snark

253682  Knice: wat

253669  grizzly: @Ironass ha!sick burn!

253633  Gomi Day: hauling ass with a bed full of casiotones

253678  Scoo: Classic Butthole

253679  Scoo: Slurp

253676  Yam: If you go home with someone, and they don't have bricks, don't fuck em!

253673  Spazstatic: Beauty of UAE

253673  Spazstatic: The Burj Khalifa, known as the Burj Dubai before its inauguration in 2010, is a skyscraper in Dubai, United Arab Emirates. With a total height of 829.8 m (2,722 ft) and a roof height (excluding antenna) of 828 m (2,717 ft), the Burj Khalifa has been the tallest structure in the world since its topping out in late 2008.

253598  Ironass: I can't let anything happen to my humans. I must be on watch at all times.

253601  Ironass: Please, please, no pictures.

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 wolfpk: @ch The only place I saw a story on it is my local paper. I will see if they have an online archives, but they are pretty pathetic so they might not.
 ch: @wolfpk cite, please ... would like to read the whole thing ...
 wolfpk: True story: A local liquor store has a Macaw for a mascot. They keep it in a cage towards the back of the store. One night, about three years ago, the burglar alarm went off. When the cops got there the front door had been broken out. The cops saw blood and followed it right to the macaws cage. When they looked in the macaw was still there, holding a severed finger. They found the would be robber at the Hospital. At first he lied and said he slipped with a knife. He only confessed when they told him they might be able to reattach it.
 el jefe: When i was younger, one of the local garden centers kept an African Grey that was "for sale" but mostly an attraction. MAAAAN that thing loved toddler fingers.
 Amy Housewine: Hueh hueh hueh
 Hosebag: This is an EX-Parrot.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: yeah you can only handle your own bird as you see fit if you try to "handle" this bird he gonna put your eye out.
Image 177644   05-07-17   Uploaded by    Whatever
 FireBreathingMarmot: Okay, can you make a Picasso stance for the camera? Feet wider... good. A little more bravado...
 LKoroton: Picasso. Just Rad.
 Nopetology: Hmm.. His facial features seem relatively symmetrical, and arranged in a pretty normal configuration.
Image 177643   05-07-17   Uploaded by    Aaron Spacemuseum
 jazzjunkie: Blep
 Nopetology: Ehrmagerd- shnehrflerkes!!
Image 177642   05-07-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 el jefe: Generally I say either "wherever" "booth" or "table" . If you can't choose between those 3 maybe you need a caregiver of some kind.
 dangerous dave: Quick, someone spit on Jenny's food because she hesitated about where she wants to sit!
 scribbs: Jenny sounds nice.
Image 177641   05-07-17   Uploaded by    gutwheat
 Hippitus Hoppitus: Rude Dog & The Dweebs
 Suburbanmom: I was getting pissed there were no boxer...But I found too so I can now give this a rad thumbs up!
 Skaalar: How the hell did you get all of them to stand still!?
 FireBreathingMarmot: They are all there to learn modernist art and design.
 Niels Bohr: Oh boy! I came to the right neighborhood!
 el jefe: I'm the collie peeking around the rottweiler
 Prostata: gettin' the band back together!
 Springbok: The black dog on the right has some wacky eyes
 Ulillillia: What up, dogs
Image 177640   05-07-17   Uploaded by    a robot
 WaffleIron: @Annoying Vegan : Polytetrafluoroethylene my friend!
 Dick Inspector: Is this baking tray from Pompeii or something?
 Annoying Vegan : @WaffleIron Are you this well seasoned, or just lightly oiled?
 LKoroton: Timmy, you'll learn to wash the dishes with this
 Whatever: This is why I am banned from the cooking duties that involves fire, heat or food
 dangerous dave: My patented speciality: Beef Chernobyl.
 WaffleIron: His is what they mean by "seasoning" your cookware, right?
 Nopetology: Ash brownies?
Image 177639   05-07-17   Uploaded by    SurfNTurf
 wolfpk: See I told you drinking would make us 20 feet tall. Now let's see if we are bullet proof.
 Amy Housewine: Live action Donkey Kong.
 Hosebag: God-damned baboons again. Every friggin time I try to go somewhere.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: mega baboon obviously had the right of way forever its your own fault for getting in his way.
 scribbs: Well, there's a nightmare in the making.
 WaffleIron: "Must go faster!"
Image 177638   05-07-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Suburbanmom: THIS is why jockeys are so petite!
 Dan Tagonistic: Weeee!
 dangerous dave: He'd better put his knees together on the way down, or that shit's really gonna hurt.
 Teechur: Should have worn his saddlebelt.
 a robot: I want to believe!
 WTF: @Nopetology "I have to go now. My planet needs me."
 Nopetology: Rapture, shitlords!
 Nope: Superman got tired of Polo and decided to go elsewhere
 WaffleIron: [HUM-WHISTLE]
Image 177637   05-07-17   Uploaded by    scribbs
 Mr. Shine: Lazy birb.
 raditzu: Not fat! Fluffy!
 grizzly: Tennis ball
 ThatGuy: ChickaDont
 el jefe: Do ya feel lucky, punk?
 scribbs: "Gimme all your birdseed, punk."
 WaffleIron: This bird is angry, it is an angry bird.
Image 177636   05-07-17   Uploaded by    Red
 Beef Supreme: They made a Logan's Run coloring book?
 Beef Supreme: They made a Logan's Run coloring book?
 dangerous dave: Somewhere just out of frame, Peter Sellers is trying to scrub peace signs off an elephant, using *way* too much soap.
 WaffleIron: @enfanta : I never get invited to THOSE parties either, but that's not a complaint.
 enfanta: @WaffleIron be happy. It's just multi-level marketing crap.
 WaffleIron: I never get invited to these types of parties.
Image 177635   05-07-17   Uploaded by    NanananananananaCATMAN
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