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263277  Dresdenkeogh: "Or we could rough up an innocent black guy? "

263215  antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263265  sparename: He still talks about "exta" terrestrials, though

263274  Prostata: he's seen some shit

263265  Uncle Phil: @Robespierre This image is about the extent of this guy.

263273  Robespierre: R = Blinky

263274  Robespierre: You're travelling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind; a journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That's the signpost up ahead - your next stop, the Critter Zone

263270  Robespierre: Malcolm In A Muddle

263271  Robespierre: On my work computer this image appears next to Today's weirdo item, which appears to be a digital quarter. Coincidence? I think not.

263283  johnnyc: Why are all foxes so photogenic?

263267  Air Biscuit: Already Been Chewed?

263267  Robespierre: (& charge your damn fone, loser)

263241  Robespierre: Image/username combo - eww.

263272  Robespierre: Entering heavy rotation in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...

263257  FormerLurker: Id go with the 6th choice.... all of the above.

263242  Not A Bot: Requires Netscape Navigator 1.2

263163  ppr4: What do you mean @lecj07

263269  Robespierre: This new Fargo concept looks tasteless

263254  Robespierre: Dial me up, baby.

263255  Robespierre: "... the whole truth and nothing but the truth?" "BORKF"

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263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

262892 Felicity: The Arch Non Deluxe

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263031 Not A Bot: I can attest that this guy still rides around also that sign is on the back of Dante's

263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

262891 Passive: Thaaaaaaats not a caaaaaake tray thats a poopoo platter

263229 dangerkeith3000: "Imagine what I can do to your penis."



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 wolfpk: @ch The only place I saw a story on it is my local paper. I will see if they have an online archives, but they are pretty pathetic so they might not.
 ch: @wolfpk cite, please ... would like to read the whole thing ...
 wolfpk: True story: A local liquor store has a Macaw for a mascot. They keep it in a cage towards the back of the store. One night, about three years ago, the burglar alarm went off. When the cops got there the front door had been broken out. The cops saw blood and followed it right to the macaws cage. When they looked in the macaw was still there, holding a severed finger. They found the would be robber at the Hospital. At first he lied and said he slipped with a knife. He only confessed when they told him they might be able to reattach it.
 el jefe: When i was younger, one of the local garden centers kept an African Grey that was "for sale" but mostly an attraction. MAAAAN that thing loved toddler fingers.
 Amy Housewine: Hueh hueh hueh
 Hosebag: This is an EX-Parrot.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: yeah you can only handle your own bird as you see fit if you try to "handle" this bird he gonna put your eye out.
Image 177644   05-07-17   Uploaded by    Whatever
Score:
581
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Okay, can you make a Picasso stance for the camera? Feet wider... good. A little more bravado...
 LKoroton: Picasso. Just Rad.
 Nopetology: Hmm.. His facial features seem relatively symmetrical, and arranged in a pretty normal configuration.
Image 177643   05-07-17   Uploaded by    Aaron Spacemuseum
Score:
606
 
 jazzjunkie: Blep
 Nopetology: Ehrmagerd- shnehrflerkes!!
Image 177642   05-07-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
356
 
 el jefe: Generally I say either "wherever" "booth" or "table" . If you can't choose between those 3 maybe you need a caregiver of some kind.
 dangerous dave: Quick, someone spit on Jenny's food because she hesitated about where she wants to sit!
 scribbs: Jenny sounds nice.
Image 177641   05-07-17   Uploaded by    gutwheat
Score:
727
 
 Hippitus Hoppitus: Rude Dog & The Dweebs
 Suburbanmom: I was getting pissed there were no boxer...But I found too so I can now give this a rad thumbs up!
 Skaalar: How the hell did you get all of them to stand still!?
 FireBreathingMarmot: They are all there to learn modernist art and design.
 Niels Bohr: Oh boy! I came to the right neighborhood!
 el jefe: I'm the collie peeking around the rottweiler
 Prostata: gettin' the band back together!
 Springbok: The black dog on the right has some wacky eyes
 Ulillillia: What up, dogs
Image 177640   05-07-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
325
 
 WaffleIron: @Annoying Vegan : Polytetrafluoroethylene my friend!
 Dick Inspector: Is this baking tray from Pompeii or something?
 Annoying Vegan : @WaffleIron Are you this well seasoned, or just lightly oiled?
 LKoroton: Timmy, you'll learn to wash the dishes with this
 Whatever: This is why I am banned from the cooking duties that involves fire, heat or food
 dangerous dave: My patented speciality: Beef Chernobyl.
 WaffleIron: His is what they mean by "seasoning" your cookware, right?
 Nopetology: Ash brownies?
Image 177639   05-07-17   Uploaded by    SurfNTurf
Score:
696
 
 wolfpk: See I told you drinking would make us 20 feet tall. Now let's see if we are bullet proof.
 Amy Housewine: Live action Donkey Kong.
 Hosebag: God-damned baboons again. Every friggin time I try to go somewhere.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: mega baboon obviously had the right of way forever its your own fault for getting in his way.
 scribbs: Well, there's a nightmare in the making.
 WaffleIron: "Must go faster!"
Image 177638   05-07-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
366
 
 Suburbanmom: THIS is why jockeys are so petite!
 Dan Tagonistic: Weeee!
 dangerous dave: He'd better put his knees together on the way down, or that shit's really gonna hurt.
 Teechur: Should have worn his saddlebelt.
 a robot: I want to believe!
 WTF: @Nopetology "I have to go now. My planet needs me."
 Nopetology: Rapture, shitlords!
 Nope: Superman got tired of Polo and decided to go elsewhere
 WaffleIron: [HUM-WHISTLE]
Image 177637   05-07-17   Uploaded by    scribbs
Score:
728
 
 Mr. Shine: Lazy birb.
 raditzu: Not fat! Fluffy!
 grizzly: Tennis ball
 ThatGuy: ChickaDont
 el jefe: Do ya feel lucky, punk?
 scribbs: "Gimme all your birdseed, punk."
 WaffleIron: This bird is angry, it is an angry bird.
Image 177636   05-07-17   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
231
 
 Beef Supreme: They made a Logan's Run coloring book?
 Beef Supreme: They made a Logan's Run coloring book?
 dangerous dave: Somewhere just out of frame, Peter Sellers is trying to scrub peace signs off an elephant, using *way* too much soap.
 WaffleIron: @enfanta : I never get invited to THOSE parties either, but that's not a complaint.
 enfanta: @WaffleIron be happy. It's just multi-level marketing crap.
 WaffleIron: I never get invited to these types of parties.
Image 177635   05-07-17   Uploaded by    NanananananananaCATMAN
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