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272756  a robot: @Knice The higher-ups with the big salaries and "great" ideas for the company probably never even give a single thought to how things get cleaned or what the after-hours staff even does. You bet they'd notice if the support staff ever suddenly stopped doing it though...

272713  Eleftheros: and don't search again or i will taunt you a sescond time!

272760  dobbiesdoogs: i'm not falling for that belly rub trap........yes i am

272761  dobbiesdoogs: kids are dicks

272731  dobbiesdoogs: watch where you sit

272734  dobbiesdoogs: holy shit, regular!

272740  dobbiesdoogs: that's why you shouldn't be friends with granos

272744  dobbiesdoogs: ali wong is fantastic

272725  jochenau: @hajjpodge I'm pretty sure most teams have few players actually from the place the team is in, vs. the olympics where most of the athletes are actually from that country

272754  dobbiesdoogs: weed for scale

272765  Knice: A picture of a clipped-out newspaper column, with a caption redundant to the title. The only thing missing is the aol.com e-mail string of FWDs.

272733  Air Biscuit: I feel threatened.

272738  Air Biscuit: Car washes are nice.

272768  topcity: Photoshop.

272739  Air Biscuit: "Cats love it!"

272749  Air Biscuit: Sir, are you aware that your hair looks like macaroni?

272754  Air Biscuit: Huh huh huh.... refering...

272756  Knice: Pt 2: Always good for a sensible chuckle among the big, important types. Upon hearing this, I offered the opinion that before leaving a mess that was supposed to remain in-place, maybe they should have informed those whose duty it was to remove messes. That would be excellent, would it not? My input wasn't warmly received, and I spent the rest of the week honing my silence game.

272738  Not A Bot: What's my porpoise in life?

272755  Dr Awkward: I am so disconnected to sportball that I have no idea what this means.

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 wolfpk: @ch The only place I saw a story on it is my local paper. I will see if they have an online archives, but they are pretty pathetic so they might not.
 ch: @wolfpk cite, please ... would like to read the whole thing ...
 wolfpk: True story: A local liquor store has a Macaw for a mascot. They keep it in a cage towards the back of the store. One night, about three years ago, the burglar alarm went off. When the cops got there the front door had been broken out. The cops saw blood and followed it right to the macaws cage. When they looked in the macaw was still there, holding a severed finger. They found the would be robber at the Hospital. At first he lied and said he slipped with a knife. He only confessed when they told him they might be able to reattach it.
 el jefe: When i was younger, one of the local garden centers kept an African Grey that was "for sale" but mostly an attraction. MAAAAN that thing loved toddler fingers.
 Amy Housewine: Hueh hueh hueh
 Hosebag: This is an EX-Parrot.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: yeah you can only handle your own bird as you see fit if you try to "handle" this bird he gonna put your eye out.
Image 177644   05-07-17   Uploaded by    Whatever
Score:
581
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Okay, can you make a Picasso stance for the camera? Feet wider... good. A little more bravado...
 LKoroton: Picasso. Just Rad.
 Nopetology: Hmm.. His facial features seem relatively symmetrical, and arranged in a pretty normal configuration.
Image 177643   05-07-17   Uploaded by    Aaron Spacemuseum
Score:
606
 
 jazzjunkie: Blep
 Nopetology: Ehrmagerd- shnehrflerkes!!
Image 177642   05-07-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
356
 
 el jefe: Generally I say either "wherever" "booth" or "table" . If you can't choose between those 3 maybe you need a caregiver of some kind.
 dangerous dave: Quick, someone spit on Jenny's food because she hesitated about where she wants to sit!
 scribbs: Jenny sounds nice.
Image 177641   05-07-17   Uploaded by    gutwheat
Score:
727
 
 Hippitus Hoppitus: Rude Dog & The Dweebs
 Suburbanmom: I was getting pissed there were no boxer...But I found too so I can now give this a rad thumbs up!
 Skaalar: How the hell did you get all of them to stand still!?
 FireBreathingMarmot: They are all there to learn modernist art and design.
 Niels Bohr: Oh boy! I came to the right neighborhood!
 el jefe: I'm the collie peeking around the rottweiler
 Springbok: The black dog on the right has some wacky eyes
Image 177640   05-07-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
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 WaffleIron: @Annoying Vegan : Polytetrafluoroethylene my friend!
 Dick Inspector: Is this baking tray from Pompeii or something?
 Annoying Vegan : @WaffleIron Are you this well seasoned, or just lightly oiled?
 LKoroton: Timmy, you'll learn to wash the dishes with this
 Whatever: This is why I am banned from the cooking duties that involves fire, heat or food
 dangerous dave: My patented speciality: Beef Chernobyl.
 WaffleIron: His is what they mean by "seasoning" your cookware, right?
 Nopetology: Ash brownies?
Image 177639   05-07-17   Uploaded by    SurfNTurf
Score:
696
 
 wolfpk: See I told you drinking would make us 20 feet tall. Now let's see if we are bullet proof.
 Amy Housewine: Live action Donkey Kong.
 Hosebag: God-damned baboons again. Every friggin time I try to go somewhere.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: mega baboon obviously had the right of way forever its your own fault for getting in his way.
 scribbs: Well, there's a nightmare in the making.
 WaffleIron: "Must go faster!"
Image 177638   05-07-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
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 Suburbanmom: THIS is why jockeys are so petite!
 Dan Tagonistic: Weeee!
 dangerous dave: He'd better put his knees together on the way down, or that shit's really gonna hurt.
 Teechur: Should have worn his saddlebelt.
 a robot: I want to believe!
 WTF: @Nopetology "I have to go now. My planet needs me."
 Nopetology: Rapture, shitlords!
 Nope: Superman got tired of Polo and decided to go elsewhere
 WaffleIron: [HUM-WHISTLE]
Image 177637   05-07-17   Uploaded by    scribbs
Score:
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 Mr. Shine: Lazy birb.
 raditzu: Not fat! Fluffy!
 grizzly: Tennis ball
 ThatGuy: ChickaDont
 el jefe: Do ya feel lucky, punk?
 scribbs: "Gimme all your birdseed, punk."
 WaffleIron: This bird is angry, it is an angry bird.
Image 177636   05-07-17   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
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 Beef Supreme: They made a Logan's Run coloring book?
 Beef Supreme: They made a Logan's Run coloring book?
 dangerous dave: Somewhere just out of frame, Peter Sellers is trying to scrub peace signs off an elephant, using *way* too much soap.
 WaffleIron: @enfanta : I never get invited to THOSE parties either, but that's not a complaint.
 enfanta: @WaffleIron be happy. It's just multi-level marketing crap.
 WaffleIron: I never get invited to these types of parties.
Image 177635   05-07-17   Uploaded by    NanananananananaCATMAN
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