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258374  sparename: Don't skip tyre day

258332  ignatz: They did work for an outfit called the Asylum tho..

257459  Mr Bleak: I'd watch it.

257468  Mr Bleak: He followed the iPhone instructions, is all.

257469  Mr Bleak: Dr. Seuss reboot looking good "The Cat Is The Hat".

257474  Mr Bleak: @Shay Tell him Nickelback and he'll go away faster.

257477  Mr Bleak: I've seen enough porn to know where --this-- is going.

257479  Mr Bleak: Who doesn't?

258337  charlemagne: control, control, you must learn control!

258383  WTF: She was asked by the flight attendant to "please, put your seat back forward".

258268  Felicity: In a restaurant, in a West End town

258272  Felicity: Excellent

257276  Magdra: licorice smelled like death

258299  Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258285  Felicity: Total Perspective Vortex

258292  Felicity: Now to build them into hot rods and pretend they're gifts for the prince

258386  a robot: Klassy!

258394  withak: Arnold as a person is maybe not so good, but Arnold as hunky man-candy is pretty great

258394  randomhobo: I also can hold up a snifter of cognac

258394  drhilljack: Come vith me if you vant to pose.

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258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258111 Annoying Vegan : This is wasteful.

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258106 RiderFan: @Scoo Says you.

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258337 charlemagne: control, control, you must learn control!

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious

258270 berlin: me too



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Score:
355
 
 DrinkMixMan: He does look like a master 'bator
 AverageJoe: Relatable...
 Dan Tagonistic: Busted
 obama: err.........bad
 VoR: Jesus:Dude my eyes are up here.
 SomeCanadian: Let those weirdos watch their damn cartoon in peace.
 raditzu: A FEMALE PENIS would be even more mastErbating?
 Amy Housewine: QUIT YO JIBBER JABBER
 Peter Pantsless: Sorry, Jesus *jibbering intensifies*
Image 177390   05-06-17   Uploaded by    Oh Don Piano
Score:
640
 
 Bob: That's the face of a cat contemplating murder.
 duckfarts: you know I'm going to pee in this, right?
 TFChicken: "What is this cookie shit? C is for Catnip which is good enough for me!"
Image 177389   05-06-17   Uploaded by    mission2mars
Score:
571
 
 Amy Housewine: I hope everyone sees what I mean. "You can't get a specific temperature" and "you burn your hands" and "you have have to do a little dance", for all of which read "I'm not used to using them, so I'm going to invent some nonsense off the top of my head about how they outright don't work". I'm leaving this one now to stop it going on forever. I'll just not rise to any "It's nice to be able to wash a potato without the kitchen exploding" or whatever bullshit we end up with next.
 duckfarts: @SomeCanadian you came to the wrong neighborhood, aggronauter
 duckfarts: @Dan Tagonistic @Amy Housewine it's nice to be able to wash a bunch of greasy dishes using warm soapy water instead of doing a dance with the hot water tap
 Borkf: @Pizza @a robot Stop leaving toilet seat up!
 Pizza: @a robot The spaceship is just one big, mad household.
 a robot: @SomeCanadian @Pizza Hey, there's an argument about which way the toilet paper roll should be hung every few days around here, so
 Prostata: LIFEHACK!
 antipatterns: a good way to add Bisphenol-A to all your cooking
 Pizza: What @SomeCanadian said. Listen to yourselves, people.
 Amy Housewine: Yeah, it's obvious that whichever version you're used to will generally be the version you like the most. I just get annoyed (probably disproportionately annoyed) when people who like mixers try to play the "seperate taps don't work very well" game, because it's clearly utter rubbish.
 Borkf: @Dan Tagonistic @Amy Housewine @a robot Mixer taps aren't common in older British houses due to the use of water storage tanks for hot water. They're much more common now, but all British people have the ability to dart hands between hot and cold taps to get aggregate warm water.
 Dan Tagonistic: @duckfarts Now I completely understand
 Dan Tagonistic: All my American friends who've come to the UK complain about the lack of mixer taps. Are they a big thing in the States?
 RzK: this is brilliant!
 apoxia: "Right housemates, the cutlery with the red tape on the handles is mine. Also, I've fixed the problem of not having a mixer tap. You're welcome."
 SomeCanadian: lol y'all are arguing about faucet configuration and water temperature. @duckfarts @TFChicken @a robot
 Amy Housewine: @duckfarts That is the sort of nonsense people come out with when they're pretending that a hot tap produces boiling water immediately, yes.
 duckfarts: @Amy Housewine it's nice to have choices other than cold or scalding
 Amy Housewine: Oh just use the taps. it isn't complicated.
 TFChicken: Intriguing but ultimately sad
 a robot: @Derp Herpigan Separate faucets for different temperatures is what's stupid here
 Derp Herpigan: If it's stupid, but it works, it ain't stupid.
Image 177388   05-06-17   Uploaded by    boomboomboom
Score:
491
 
 Prostata: Sometimes you wanna go, Where everybody knows you're a good boy. Yes you are.
 Morn Bumbies: Foreigners takin' our jobs!
 SomeCanadian: I hope that pupper gets a cut of tips.
 duckfarts: "What would you like?" "A salty dog, please." "Fuck you." "Thanks, keep the change!"
 enfanta: Dine and dash is a real problem because he's so good at "sit! Stay!"
 Amy Housewine: *Spits* *Wipes glass*
 TFChicken: "Some hair of the dog that bit you, sir?"
Image 177387   05-06-17   Uploaded by    thrilhouse
Score:
353
 
 PushyWebsite: The perspective is all jazzed up because the rim is only 10 feet from the ground.
 DrinkMixMan: That other player is like, "Do it! I believe in you!"
 mrmrmr: In basketball in the 80's you got to see more leg.
 VoR: The power of Nike compels me
 Peter Pantsless: @Ulillillia NBA Jam is legit one of my favorite video games of all time
 Amy Housewine: I love how camply excited the other player looks.
 TFChicken: Some say he still hangs in mid air to this day
 a robot: I believe I can FLYYYYYY
 Ulillillia: Boom shaka-laka!
 DarkTeddy: Dude we're not on the same team but thats a real cool jump there
Image 177386   05-06-17   Uploaded by    younglink
Score:
648
 
 Quackzy: Same. I hope this hits 1,000. :D@DrinkMixMan
 DrinkMixMan: @dangerkeith3000 Radded for this comment.
 celtic: lame. I can't believe this has over 300 pts.
Image 177385   05-06-17   Uploaded by    Vladimir Puta
Score:
231
 
 Whatever: They think more than the President
 DrinkMixMan: In Soviet Union, thoughts plant you!
 Pizza: Do amoebas feel love?
 SomeCanadian: I take no responsibility for my posts made while plastered @Fancy Clown
 Fancy Clown: @SomeCanadian Publicly!
 SomeCanadian: No. they're publically educated.
 SomeCanadian: No. they're publically educated.
 TFChicken: Have you ever seen them fill out complex tax forms? Then no.
 Ulillillia: by Jaden Smith
Image 177384   05-06-17   Uploaded by    chemical
Score:
148
 
 Salvador Molly: this looks so awesome whatever it is
 duckfarts: TUNE-YAROOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
 ThatGuy: decent band... unique album art to say the least
Image 177383   05-06-17   Uploaded by    kshoxx
Score:
196
 
 Suburbanmom: It is FASHION! Look it up!
 Side Boob: I hope this is the beginnings of a costume and not some device to keep CIA mind control out.
 Wooden Spoon: Chicken wire dummy from the valentines episode of Futurama.
 duckfarts: does the caged bird sing?
 TFChicken: Where is the SAD button?
 enfanta: Generally chicken wire pens the chickens *in,* not *out.*
 raditzu: @ThatGuy more like "personal space cage"
 ThatGuy: Personal Farraday cage?
 Skinr: Grimace costume in the making?
 WaffleIron: She's wired!
 Hokie333: Must one of those people who think they're allergic to wi-fi.
Image 177382   05-06-17   Uploaded by    ethernet
Image 177381 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by sue. We'll pray for you, sue.
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