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263011  AlexDeLarge: @Mr. Butt 2-4-6-8, homer's crime was really great! Great, meaning large or immense; we use it in the pejorative sense!

263013  a robot: @a robot You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies??

263013  a robot: I used to be a bank teller and we would collect and save money that was really old, beat up, drawn/written on or otherwise mutilated, and send it back to the government. I'm not saying that system is perfect but I just don't think it's very likely that this kind of bill would end up in an ATM

263004  Bluetocracy: Critical fail on your walk roll. It's definitely a Monday.

263005  Bluetocracy: I want some part of our planet to really be a steampunk culture, so we can go there to visit.

262993  FormerLurker: @Zarathustra youre right, totally gay. And thats why its rad.

263011  Bluetocracy: You are what you eat... Oh, so you ARE fingernails.

262994  FormerLurker: Healthy as a horse now.

262946  Whatever: Fact: theres sexual innuendo in every successful fast food franchise logo if you look at it right

262949  Whatever: On the bright side, you only have to buy one of these horrors, and it coordinates with Halloween

262997  Not A Bot: looks like the fence won a few, too

263011  Mr. Butt: Some words are both nouns and adjectives, depending on how you use them.

263009  FormerLurker: For the record, despite my criticisms, I still voted rad.

262956  Whatever: But is it kosher?

263009  FormerLurker: See, thats awesome that they literally ran out of everything... but as a former restaurant manager, I feel like what they shouldve done is go to the grocery store and pay full prices for more ingredients. Even the most unusual ingredients can typically be found at restaurant supply stores that are in even medium sized cities. As I always used to tell my staff, the customer is more valuable than the product. But hey, Im out of the restaurant industry now entirely, so its not my problem!

262959  Whatever: Obviously poaching from Chipotle

263008  Shay: And you see kids, this is why daddy drinks.

262901  Side Boob: Please state the nature of the fashion emergency.

262965  Whatever: Trumps new lawyer looks pretty darn sharp

262968  Whatever: And thats the last time anyone saw Santa alive

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262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

262685 Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262697 piranharama: Great band name

262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262678 Science: Lighten up, Thanos

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 not i spy: @Peter Pantsless Awesome! :-)
 wolfpk: @enfanta I think most the likes are coming from Peter Pantsless comment.
 enfanta: @Mr. Butt Other than Peter Pantsless mentioning it, no. Is it a thing? If it is, what does it have to do with this image: that's her lap, isn't it?
 Bast Relief: I had the same problem with that new Summer's Eve formula.
 Mr. Butt: @enfanta You've never heard of Bubbles Bootay?
 enfanta: How did this make it past 300? Is there a cultural reference I'm missing?
 ThatGuy: Might want to get that checked out.
 Knice: @Peter Pantsless That is the best thing I've heard in a long time. *screen-cracking +*
 fanny: Mods please change my name to Bubbles Bootay
 Nope: @Peter Pantsless That must have been a rough middle/high school for you
 Mr. Butt: @Peter Pantsless I radded this picture just to keep your comment visible...good Lord.
 Peter Pantsless: This isn't a joke: When my stepmother was young she performed in an amateur wrestling circuit as "Bubbles Bootay." Can't make that shit up
Image 177140   05-04-17   Uploaded by    flowers
 Peter Pantsless: @Spazstatic Woo all night Star Trek on local TV! Plays everything except "Enterprise" and the new one you have to pay for. Fuck CBS. It'll be on Netflix everywhere except the US. Again, fuck CBS. I'm not paying for a service that includes goddamn Big Bang Theory. I don't want to encourage them
 Spazstatic: @WaffleIron @ThatGuy I was going to post that, but then I was holding my baby, and then dinner was ready, and then we were watching Star Trek, and then I forgot about it until now. *Sigh*
 DrinkMixMan: Barrack Obama, enjoying his vacation!
 WaffleIron: @ThatGuy : "Oh no, not again."
 ThatGuy: be something very important because there certainly seems to be a hell of a lot of it. Hey! Whats this thing? This lets call it a tail yeah, tail. Hey! I can can really thrash it about pretty good cant I? Wow! Wow! That feels great! Doesnt seem to achieve very much but Ill probably find out what its for later on. Now have I built up any coherent picture of things yet? No. Never mind, hey, this is really exciting, so much to find out about, so much to look forward to, Im quite dizzy with anticipation Or is it the wind? There really is a lot of that now isnt it? And wow! Hey! Whats this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like ow ound round ground!
 ThatGuy: Ah ! Whats happening? it thought. Er, excuse me, who am I? Hello? Why am I here? Whats my purpose in life? What do I mean by who am I? Calm down, get a grip now oh! this is an interesting sensation, what is it? Its a sort of yawning, tingling sensation in my my well I suppose Id better start finding names for things if I want to make any headway in what for the sake of what I shall call an argument I shall call the world, so lets call it my stomach. Good. Ooooh, its getting quite strong. And hey, whats about this whistling roaring sound going past what Im suddenly going to call my head? Perhaps I can call that wind! Is that a good name? Itll do perhaps I can find a better name for it later when Ive found out what its for. It must
 SomeCanadian: It's actually just the worlds biggest chair.
 Warrax: This looks like a fine place to sit. Nice and solid.
 sparename: Epiphany Chair
 Peter Pantsless: Too bad I'm too old for high chairs
Image 177139   05-04-17   Uploaded by    mission2mars
 Wooden Spoon: This must be his cone fitting before he gets hair plugs.
Image 177138   05-04-17   Uploaded by    Mister Beef
 bubbles: Theres an /SCTV/ sketch that starts this way
 tib gubb: YOU KNOW IT
 phonk: When I buy linen I hear this all the time.
 SomeCanadian: I would say "couldn't be worse than what we have now" but we said that the last time and look where it got us :(. @Nope
 sparename: @Dr Awkward Prehistorically?
 tiffany: @sparename Far Side?
 Warrax: I'm just about convinced.
 sparename: Never again an ungulate
 Nope: Oh god yes
Image 177137   05-04-17   Uploaded by    kswat
 tib gubb: wow. welcome to 1987
 MyPasswordAintPassword: "Always remember, when your mouse isn't working, clean it's ball." - Mantra from the 90s
 CastleBravo: @sparename even 100 years ago, really.
 sparename: Even MY life would seem absolutely amazing to someone from a few (thousand) years ago
 Nope: TB4lyfe
Image 177136   05-04-17   Uploaded by    weed poop
 oregon man: that is one fast pusssy!
 SomeCanadian: Actually this is just what Google results when your query is just too stupid to answer. Coincidentally, it just happened to be the answer to this particular idiotic query. Not all miracles are good. @Dr Awkward
 The Bees: All internet queries should look like this.
 Hosebag: Cat's love them!
 Ulillillia: The Six Million Dollar Cat
Image 177135   05-04-17   Uploaded by    Vivian
Image 177134 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by mission2mars. You have brought shame on us, mission2mars.
 manlyman: My mom and a bear having sex? You are SICK.
 enfanta: Great. Another sideways submission. So e d g y.
 Wooden Spoon: At first I thought someone threw a roast chicken into a pit of tar. Then I realized its two werewolves throwing up milk. Did I get it right doctor?
Image 177133   05-04-17   Uploaded by    redpeepee
 petepuma: please make sure car is stopped before getting out of back seat
 BavidDowie: How did they get it back from the moon?
 Wooden Spoon: Needs more cowbell.
 SomeCanadian: Needs more Jawas too. Then it would essentially be a sandcrawler. @sparename
 sparename: Needs more diffs
Image 177132   05-04-17   Uploaded by    hammy
 logan: RAD RAD RAD
 SomeCanadian: I'm going to make my own maths. With strip poker. And hookers.
 cenecia: I had to unsubscribe from Newton's feed. He kept posting links to BS alchemy websites.
 Hosebag: I can confirm that calculus blows dead bear.
 SomeOtherCanadian: @Fancy Clown who knows, those guys all used to drink mercury
 Fancy Clown: I feel like Newton and Leibniz would have used proper punctuation and capitalisation...
Image 177131   05-04-17   Uploaded by    kayjay
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