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233460  DrNinjaman: This is more of a braising cut

233490  Not A Bot: do people actually use right shift?

233506  Warrax: @Mr. Shine The Peach has it.

233398  Chile Quornwrap: @Felicity looool

233517  Yurishiro: "All aboard the friendly spaceship!"

233517  Yurishiro: Internet dock is pretty busy today

233494  dangerkeith3000: I had a roommate and if he drank one of my beers he'd leave one or two dollars in the fridge.

233504  dangerkeith3000: Maybe she has a cyst.

233514  tib gubb: joe rogan don't fuck around with no thunderstorms

233509  dangerkeith3000: Proof that anyone who says 'I'm too big to wear a condom' is a liar.

233517  barfolomew: In this town, a glass of water is never allowed to remain upright.

233517  Peter Pantsless: Ah, dang, my aunt left her door open again

233511  dangerkeith3000: For some reason I find this room very comforting.

233512  dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I don't know about that, but some dude had his arm all the way up Yoda's butt in Empire Strikes Back.

232765  Mr Bleak: @carpwoman I had one (or one very similar) - it was a PITA as the buttons were so damn small I couldn't press just one button at a time with any finger...

233505  Dr Awkward: Suffocation. Now breathing. Don't give a fuck if I start my life screaming.

233511  barfolomew: @angry you might have had better luck with Annette Funicello or Jayne Mansfield.

232767  Mr Bleak: Walt? Yeah, I think we found Nemo.

233508  Dr Awkward: I think SASSAS is going all the way this year. Go skwaawks!

232771  Mr Bleak: The mission and meaning of Unicorns: Farting Rainbows.

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233376 Science: I wanna Oompa those Loompas

233364 a robot: @jochenau *chef kiss* Flawless!

233335 Mr. Shine: Now look at your man, now back to me.

233370 Kaviri: Thank you for contacting bad dragon support center, how can I help you today?

233372 Side Boob: @Sadbot While I agree that some people are indeed weird, I think you are painting with an overly large brush. Maybe you just need to get out more. vOv

233418 Kaviri: *his

233302 tib gubb: what is this, a meme for a... right. carry on.

233451 raditzu: green is the new... black?

233349 Whatever: Pretty old data if The Colbert Report is listed.

233327 Mr. Shine: @fanny Urine IS sterile when fresh, after all.

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grizzly uploaded 233074 (1095 points)
funy speling uploaded 233054 (1090 points)
Mr. Shine uploaded 233341 (1048 points)
Mord Tingies uploaded 233165 (965 points)
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 5. ping: 4169 points
 6. Not A Bot: 2685 points
 7. frankie: 2518 points
 8. HatStand: 2333 points
 9. Side Boob: 2096 points
10. Annoying Vegan : 1965 points
11. nimbus: 1939 points
12. cannabis: 1930 points
13. a robot: 1717 points
14. au bon pain: 1690 points
15. Skinr: 1688 points
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 Felicity: @Peter Pantsless Awesome! :-)
 wolfpk: @enfanta I think most the likes are coming from Peter Pantsless comment.
 enfanta: @Mr. Butt Other than Peter Pantsless mentioning it, no. Is it a thing? If it is, what does it have to do with this image: that's her lap, isn't it?
 Bast Relief: I had the same problem with that new Summer's Eve formula.
 Mr. Butt: @enfanta You've never heard of Bubbles Bootay?
 enfanta: How did this make it past 300? Is there a cultural reference I'm missing?
 ThatGuy: Might want to get that checked out.
 Knice: @Peter Pantsless That is the best thing I've heard in a long time. *screen-cracking +*
 fanny: Mods please change my name to Bubbles Bootay
 Nope: @Peter Pantsless That must have been a rough middle/high school for you
 Mr. Butt: @Peter Pantsless I radded this picture just to keep your comment visible...good Lord.
 Peter Pantsless: This isn't a joke: When my stepmother was young she performed in an amateur wrestling circuit as "Bubbles Bootay." Can't make that shit up
Image 177140   05-04-17   Uploaded by    flowers
 Peter Pantsless: @Spazstatic Woo all night Star Trek on local TV! Plays everything except "Enterprise" and the new one you have to pay for. Fuck CBS. It'll be on Netflix everywhere except the US. Again, fuck CBS. I'm not paying for a service that includes goddamn Big Bang Theory. I don't want to encourage them
 Spazstatic: @WaffleIron @ThatGuy I was going to post that, but then I was holding my baby, and then dinner was ready, and then we were watching Star Trek, and then I forgot about it until now. *Sigh*
 DrinkMixMan: Barrack Obama, enjoying his vacation!
 WaffleIron: @ThatGuy : "Oh no, not again."
 ThatGuy: be something very important because there certainly seems to be a hell of a lot of it. Hey! Whats this thing? This lets call it a tail yeah, tail. Hey! I can can really thrash it about pretty good cant I? Wow! Wow! That feels great! Doesnt seem to achieve very much but Ill probably find out what its for later on. Now have I built up any coherent picture of things yet? No. Never mind, hey, this is really exciting, so much to find out about, so much to look forward to, Im quite dizzy with anticipation Or is it the wind? There really is a lot of that now isnt it? And wow! Hey! Whats this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like ow ound round ground!
 ThatGuy: Ah ! Whats happening? it thought. Er, excuse me, who am I? Hello? Why am I here? Whats my purpose in life? What do I mean by who am I? Calm down, get a grip now oh! this is an interesting sensation, what is it? Its a sort of yawning, tingling sensation in my my well I suppose Id better start finding names for things if I want to make any headway in what for the sake of what I shall call an argument I shall call the world, so lets call it my stomach. Good. Ooooh, its getting quite strong. And hey, whats about this whistling roaring sound going past what Im suddenly going to call my head? Perhaps I can call that wind! Is that a good name? Itll do perhaps I can find a better name for it later when Ive found out what its for. It must
 SomeCanadian: It's actually just the worlds biggest chair.
 Warrax: This looks like a fine place to sit. Nice and solid.
 sparename: Epiphany Chair
 Peter Pantsless: Too bad I'm too old for high chairs
Image 177139   05-04-17   Uploaded by    mission2mars
 Wooden Spoon: This must be his cone fitting before he gets hair plugs.
Image 177138   05-04-17   Uploaded by    Mister Beef
 Felicity: Theres an /SCTV/ sketch that starts this way
 tib gubb: YOU KNOW IT
 dangerkeith3000: When I buy linen I hear this all the time.
 SomeCanadian: I would say "couldn't be worse than what we have now" but we said that the last time and look where it got us :(. @Nope
 sparename: @Dr Awkward Prehistorically?
 Dr Awkward: @sparename Far Side?
 Warrax: I'm just about convinced.
 sparename: Never again an ungulate
 Nope: Oh god yes
Image 177137   05-04-17   Uploaded by    kswat
 tib gubb: wow. welcome to 1987
 dangerkeith3000: "Always remember, when your mouse isn't working, clean it's ball." - Mantra from the 90s
 CastleBravo: @sparename even 100 years ago, really.
 sparename: Even MY life would seem absolutely amazing to someone from a few (thousand) years ago
 Nope: TB4lyfe
Image 177136   05-04-17   Uploaded by    weed poop
 dangerkeith3000: that is one fast pusssy!
 SomeCanadian: Actually this is just what Google results when your query is just too stupid to answer. Coincidentally, it just happened to be the answer to this particular idiotic query. Not all miracles are good. @Dr Awkward
 Dr Awkward: All internet queries should look like this.
 Hosebag: Cat's love them!
 Ulillillia: The Six Million Dollar Cat
Image 177135   05-04-17   Uploaded by    Vivian
Image 177134 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by mission2mars. Your image was bad, mission2mars.
 dangerkeith3000: My mom and a bear having sex? You are SICK.
 enfanta: Great. Another sideways submission. So e d g y.
 Wooden Spoon: At first I thought someone threw a roast chicken into a pit of tar. Then I realized its two werewolves throwing up milk. Did I get it right doctor?
Image 177133   05-04-17   Uploaded by    redpeepee
 petepuma: please make sure car is stopped before getting out of back seat
 dangerkeith3000: North Korea.
 BavidDowie: How did they get it back from the moon?
 Wooden Spoon: Needs more cowbell.
 SomeCanadian: Needs more Jawas too. Then it would essentially be a sandcrawler. @sparename
 sparename: Needs more diffs
Image 177132   05-04-17   Uploaded by    hammy
 dangerkeith3000: RAD RAD RAD
 SomeCanadian: I'm going to make my own maths. With strip poker. And hookers.
 cenecia: I had to unsubscribe from Newton's feed. He kept posting links to BS alchemy websites.
 Hosebag: I can confirm that calculus blows dead bear.
 SomeOtherCanadian: @Fancy Clown who knows, those guys all used to drink mercury
 Fancy Clown: I feel like Newton and Leibniz would have used proper punctuation and capitalisation...
Image 177131   05-04-17   Uploaded by    kayjay
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