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228265  BavidDowie: It burns when I pee

228119  BavidDowie: Heck yes, Wikipedia says they're real.

228263  DrinkMixMan: I'm starting to suspect they are...

228271  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

228098  BavidDowie: Dis mah spleen

228101  BavidDowie: Son...you know your mom's maiden name, LePew? There's something I need to tell you. You're half...French.

228247  Sadbot: @Mexico I'd recommend it...I think, it's been over a decade since I watched it all the way through. Just know that there's a follow up movie because fans were so pissed about the ending...watch that, too.

228103  BavidDowie: I hate this meme

228259  Teechur: Chillinhuahua

228119  BavidDowie: If it rains during a full moon... could you get a moonbow?

228133  BavidDowie: I'm getting verklimpt...I'll give you a topic...Do you feel lucky?

228144  BavidDowie: I ain't nothin but a gander, honkin all the time

228247  Mexico: @Sadbot It is to my great shame that I couldn't come up with anything better than parodying the opening theme because I haven't seen Evangelion all the way through.

228147  BavidDowie: @Amy Housewine don't believe everything you read *purrrrr*

228256  addend: I don't have the stomach for it.

228257  addend: Big BAD wolf.

228258  addend: "In last week's episode of 'Soap'..."

228247  Sadbot: Eat the Double Down, Shinji, or Rei will have to

228177  BavidDowie: Babe... there's a fungus among us.

228185  BavidDowie: Nice time-delay fuse

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228003 Austin: If you haven't see wizard people Dear reader go do it right now

228072 Drump Porbs: uh huh @a robot!!!

228183 glenalec: Please explain?

228047 SuedeOxford: When two people kiss, they form a long tube with an anus at both ends. This is not worse than that.

227970 DrNinjaman: Louis CK's going ahead with that self help book after all.

228074 Spazstatic: @Warrax if he didn't apologize, he wasn't a gentleman.

228067 glenalec: Contact .... has been made!

228190 duckfarts: that's some pig

227992 Robespierre: @glenalec From Blue Highways by William Least Heat Moon: "Who on Earth would eat wolf fish?" "Ask Mrs. Paul."

228024 VeeKay: O beautiful for spacious skies, For amber waves of grain, For purple mountain majesties, Above the fruited plain! America! America! God shed His grace on thee, And crown thy good with brotherhood, From sea to shining sea!



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Score:
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 dangerkeith3000: that is one fast pusssy!
 SomeCanadian: Actually this is just what Google results when your query is just too stupid to answer. Coincidentally, it just happened to be the answer to this particular idiotic query. Not all miracles are good. @Dr Awkward
 Dr Awkward: All internet queries should look like this.
 Hosebag: Cat's love them!
 Ulillillia: The Six Million Dollar Cat
Image 177135   05-04-17   Uploaded by    Vivian
Image 177134 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by mission2mars. We'll pray for you, mission2mars.
Score:
133
 
 dangerkeith3000: My mom and a bear having sex? You are SICK.
 enfanta: Great. Another sideways submission. So e d g y.
 Wooden Spoon: At first I thought someone threw a roast chicken into a pit of tar. Then I realized its two werewolves throwing up milk. Did I get it right doctor?
Image 177133   05-04-17   Uploaded by    redpeepee
Score:
417
 
 petepuma: please make sure car is stopped before getting out of back seat
 dangerkeith3000: Meanwhile...in North Korea.
 BavidDowie: How did they get it back from the moon?
 Wooden Spoon: Needs more cowbell.
 SomeCanadian: Needs more Jawas too. Then it would essentially be a sandcrawler. @sparename
 sparename: Needs more diffs
Image 177132   05-04-17   Uploaded by    hammy
Score:
773
 
 dangerkeith3000: RAD RAD RAD
 SomeCanadian: I'm going to make my own maths. With strip poker. And hookers.
 cenecia: I had to unsubscribe from Newton's feed. He kept posting links to BS alchemy websites.
 Hosebag: I can confirm that calculus blows dead bear.
 SomeOtherCanadian: @Fancy Clown who knows, those guys all used to drink mercury
 Fancy Clown: I feel like Newton and Leibniz would have used proper punctuation and capitalisation...
Image 177131   05-04-17   Uploaded by    kayjay
Score:
257
 
 dangerkeith3000: EZ-(chair) Rider.
 itskando: @ssignature Abides
 Bast Relief: I see Grandma sacrificed her Rascal just to get uncle Dave out of her house.
 Mad Collager: With my bird, I'm on my way to Aaaaaarby's.
 werterland: Go 'way, I'm batin'!
 sparename: "Come dance round my portable pole!"
 ssignature: Dude!
Image 177130   05-04-17   Uploaded by    east bay
Image 177129 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Gluten Fee. Your image was bad, Gluten Fee.
Score:
465
 
 Bast Relief: Everything in this photo is hair. Yes, even THAT.
 Ironass: Don't give her any grief. She really identifies as an Apache Helicopter.
 Wooden Spoon: @Mad Collager: that joke has a lot of things going on.
 Mad Collager: I don't know what happened. I asked this Egyptian barber to cut my hair, and I was in a hurry, so I said, "Cheop, Cheop!".
 SomeCanadian: I know you ain't touching her hair. That weave is laid.
 Warrax: Fly af.
 Peter Pantsless: Don't change, man: one helicopter parent is enough
 SkidSolo: Chopper
 Off Topic: I bet her head is always in the clouds.
Image 177128   05-04-17   Uploaded by    rubix1924
Score:
284
 
 some guy : New Misfits song?
 Joseph: @WaffleIron This is true. Almost all German girls don't sound like Hitler, and most males sound like Sacha Baron Cohen doing an impression of Hitler. Except in the south, where they sound like Hitler singing.
 itskando: Jeffrey Dahmer was such a sweet boy...
 WaffleIron: German is a beautiful language, and many who speak it do not sound like the hollywood version of german, "Hitler screaming over a jet engine."
 jochenau: @White Rice No worries! My awareness of pop culture is pretty patchy for some reason. I hate those categories on Jeopardy :(
 White Rice: @jochenau I find it hard to believe you haven't seen, or somehow indirectly been made aware of the particular scene from the simpsons that was being referenced there (not exact quote, but gets the point across). But yeah, not German in the picture, but I couldn't change that part of the quote to still get the joke out there.
 jochenau: @White Rice @Ulillillia This is Dutch :3
 White Rice: @Scoo Well, I'm convinced. No one who speaks German could be evil.
 Wet farts: This kills the mama
 Ulillillia: Danke, @DerErklaerer
 Peter Pantsless: Hey Stewie, I found your partner in crime
 Scoo: The Mama, The
Image 177127   05-04-17   Uploaded by    Mr Bleak
Score:
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 Wooden Spoon: @KingTrebek : officially and in Saudi Arabian media, but in reality I've heard the ruling families drink like fish.
 Peter Pantsless: @KingTrebek Ah, man, they just need to, like, loosen up, dude. Looks like some of these folks need to, as well
 Dan Tagonistic: @fanny ...Everybody cries! I love REM
 KingTrebek: @Peter Pantsless Saudi Arabia would be even more resentful of the UN
 Ulillillia: New White House art installation
 dangerkeith3000: I bet Putin is pootin'
 Peter Pantsless: Sometimes I wonder how different the world would be if they served booze at UN meetings
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i see toilet presence in this painting and right now im on the craptub what does my toilet presence say about me?
 fanny: everybody poops!
Image 177126   05-04-17   Uploaded by    waxymom
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