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243547  ignatz: @Jabberwikket We have a space program?

243531  jochenau: Alternatively, you could be responsible and warn this obviously-clueless individual, who totally exists, that STDs should be taken into consideration.

243547  Jabberwikket: No one really considers, that when AI becomes self aware and capable, it will probably just take our space program & go colonize the universe, leaving us to rot....

243545  mrdiron: Harry Potter and the Papal Vacancy

243545  tib gubb: decisions were made

243541  Mad Collager: @jochenau Fun fact: In German, the same word is used for "White horse" and "mildew". I guess that makes for some confusion at your girlfriend's shower.

243537  wolfpk: This is meme is dumb as hell..... but yeah, I laughed.

243543  Mad Collager: @jochenau I read that the light patches are from goggles he wears in the tanning bed. He looks more natural when he's been outside golfing, because he doesn't wear the goggles then. The color being from a bad rub-on tan is a myth, at least according to a make-up guy who got a close look at his skin. The color is just too even not to be natural.

243487  Annoying Vegan : What about Naughty Multiverse?

243540  wolfpk: ELF on the Shelf demands "favors" for a good report.

243530  BILL DOOR: A NICE HEART.

243196  tib gubb: my personal rule about this kind of thing goes the same as with guns - i'll stop when everyone else does.

243537  WannaBee: @jochenau 8,001

243545  wolfpk: Which Harry Potter?

243199  tib gubb: safety regulations aren't for do-ers

243534  BILL DOOR: CATS ARE NICE.

243205  tib gubb: @Mr. Whiskers lmbo

243218  tib gubb: nobody likes emo sonic

243219  tib gubb: you saved 80 cents, but at what cost?

243542  Annoying Vegan : I chew it all day, except at mealtimes when I stick it behind my ear.

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243484 Ulillillia: If you insist!

243334 bug: Ah, the old Spicy Nachos, I see.

243466 dangerkeith3000: @Christina I agree. To have it make sense, use the subjuctive. Or add "the fact that" instead of just "that" and keep the indicative since now it's a fact. Either way works. Thanks!

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243391 WannaBee: @dangerkeith3000 some pain yes, but that just seems excessive.

243341 Mad Collager: Log is self-conscious about its weight. See? It won't even step on the scale.

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243498 trelyate: also what was up with that duck with the inner tube with the little duck head is that thing alive or not?



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 oregon man: that is one fast pusssy!
 SomeCanadian: Actually this is just what Google results when your query is just too stupid to answer. Coincidentally, it just happened to be the answer to this particular idiotic query. Not all miracles are good. @Dr Awkward
 Dr Awkward: All internet queries should look like this.
 Hosebag: Cat's love them!
 Ulillillia: The Six Million Dollar Cat
Image 177135   05-04-17   Uploaded by    Vivian
Image 177134 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by mission2mars. Your image was bad, mission2mars.
Score:
133
 
 manlyman: My mom and a bear having sex? You are SICK.
 enfanta: Great. Another sideways submission. So e d g y.
 Wooden Spoon: At first I thought someone threw a roast chicken into a pit of tar. Then I realized its two werewolves throwing up milk. Did I get it right doctor?
Image 177133   05-04-17   Uploaded by    redpeepee
Score:
417
 
 petepuma: please make sure car is stopped before getting out of back seat
 BavidDowie: How did they get it back from the moon?
 Wooden Spoon: Needs more cowbell.
 SomeCanadian: Needs more Jawas too. Then it would essentially be a sandcrawler. @sparename
 sparename: Needs more diffs
Image 177132   05-04-17   Uploaded by    hammy
Score:
773
 
 logan: RAD RAD RAD
 SomeCanadian: I'm going to make my own maths. With strip poker. And hookers.
 cenecia: I had to unsubscribe from Newton's feed. He kept posting links to BS alchemy websites.
 Hosebag: I can confirm that calculus blows dead bear.
 SomeOtherCanadian: @Fancy Clown who knows, those guys all used to drink mercury
 Fancy Clown: I feel like Newton and Leibniz would have used proper punctuation and capitalisation...
Image 177131   05-04-17   Uploaded by    kayjay
Score:
257
 
 Weedheart: EZ-(chair) Rider.
 itskando: @ssignature Abides
 Bast Relief: I see Grandma sacrificed her Rascal just to get uncle Dave out of her house.
 Mad Collager: With my bird, I'm on my way to Aaaaaarby's.
 werterland: Go 'way, I'm batin'!
 sparename: "Come dance round my portable pole!"
 ssignature: Dude!
Image 177130   05-04-17   Uploaded by    east bay
Image 177129 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Gluten Fee. Your image was bad, Gluten Fee.
Score:
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 Bast Relief: Everything in this photo is hair. Yes, even THAT.
 Ironass: Don't give her any grief. She really identifies as an Apache Helicopter.
 Wooden Spoon: @Mad Collager: that joke has a lot of things going on.
 Mad Collager: I don't know what happened. I asked this Egyptian barber to cut my hair, and I was in a hurry, so I said, "Cheop, Cheop!".
 SomeCanadian: I know you ain't touching her hair. That weave is laid.
 Warrax: Fly af.
 Peter Pantsless: Don't change, man: one helicopter parent is enough
 SkidSolo: Chopper
 Off Topic: I bet her head is always in the clouds.
Image 177128   05-04-17   Uploaded by    rubix1924
Score:
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 some guy : New Misfits song?
 Joseph: @WaffleIron This is true. Almost all German girls don't sound like Hitler, and most males sound like Sacha Baron Cohen doing an impression of Hitler. Except in the south, where they sound like Hitler singing.
 itskando: Jeffrey Dahmer was such a sweet boy...
 WaffleIron: German is a beautiful language, and many who speak it do not sound like the hollywood version of german, "Hitler screaming over a jet engine."
 jochenau: @White Rice No worries! My awareness of pop culture is pretty patchy for some reason. I hate those categories on Jeopardy :(
 White Rice: @jochenau I find it hard to believe you haven't seen, or somehow indirectly been made aware of the particular scene from the simpsons that was being referenced there (not exact quote, but gets the point across). But yeah, not German in the picture, but I couldn't change that part of the quote to still get the joke out there.
 jochenau: @White Rice @Ulillillia This is Dutch :3
 White Rice: @Scoo Well, I'm convinced. No one who speaks German could be evil.
 Wet farts: This kills the mama
 Ulillillia: Danke, @DerErklaerer
 Peter Pantsless: Hey Stewie, I found your partner in crime
 Scoo: The Mama, The
Image 177127   05-04-17   Uploaded by    Mr Bleak
Score:
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 Wooden Spoon: @KingTrebek : officially and in Saudi Arabian media, but in reality I've heard the ruling families drink like fish.
 Peter Pantsless: @KingTrebek Ah, man, they just need to, like, loosen up, dude. Looks like some of these folks need to, as well
 Dan Tagonistic: @fanny ...Everybody cries! I love REM
 KingTrebek: @Peter Pantsless Saudi Arabia would be even more resentful of the UN
 Ulillillia: New White House art installation
 snipdawg: I bet Putin is pootin'
 Peter Pantsless: Sometimes I wonder how different the world would be if they served booze at UN meetings
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i see toilet presence in this painting and right now im on the craptub what does my toilet presence say about me?
 fanny: everybody poops!
Image 177126   05-04-17   Uploaded by    waxymom
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