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258226  Annoying Vegan : They are very nice in cinnamon rolls.

258225  MasterTwig: No you're not.

258230  bookcase: This may be a stupid question, but is this from a video game? If not, what is it? Looks like a render.

258177  dangerkeith3000: HAHAHA

258178  dangerkeith3000: How else do you fucking use a phone?

258179  dangerkeith3000: I can't will till I vote that sonuvabitch out of office. BEATO 2018!!!

258182  dangerkeith3000: He's about to fight King Hippo.

258190  dangerkeith3000: Somebody once told me that people taste a bit like pork, yet babies are more fishy tasting.

258217  Mr. Shine: @VoR @Solemn LOTS of pinkeye, though. Just lots.

258192  dangerkeith3000: Deadpool.

258194  dangerkeith3000: They should have eaten all the evidence.

258223  Mr. Shine: He can hear a bag of chips open from ten houses away!

258201  dangerkeith3000: I hate his politics, his a horrible actor, but his memes are GOLD.

258206  dangerkeith3000: Now you gotta wash your hands BEFORE using the bathroom!

258215  dangerkeith3000: NSFW

258218  dangerkeith3000: Both are doable.

258219  dangerkeith3000: Mission: Impossible

258221  dangerkeith3000: I blame chopsticks.

258224  dangerkeith3000: lololol

258226  dangerkeith3000: Oatmeal raisin cookies are sooooo good.

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258106 Jaunty Shrimp: Worst. Font. Ever.

258041 DrNinjaman: Tonight, we drink!

258103 Jaunty Shrimp: Your arms r 2 big

258111 Annoying Vegan : This is wasteful.

257995 Passive: The pain is real

258089 DrNinjaman: Do the eagles have large talons?

258009 Astanapan: wikiHow to run first because until you learn how to bend your knees you're getting nowhere fast.

258079 Robespierre: Team building exercises suck

258129 Wooden Spoon: Thats fine, but how do women fix a leaky boat?

258044 DrNinjaman: "SPACE GHOST, COME OUT FOR YOUR WEEKLY BEATING!"



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10. Side Boob: 1903 points
11. DerMantis: 1891 points
12. Drunk Orc: 1693 points
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Score:
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 oregon man: that is one fast pusssy!
 SomeCanadian: Actually this is just what Google results when your query is just too stupid to answer. Coincidentally, it just happened to be the answer to this particular idiotic query. Not all miracles are good. @Dr Awkward
 Dr Awkward: All internet queries should look like this.
 Hosebag: Cat's love them!
 Ulillillia: The Six Million Dollar Cat
Image 177135   05-04-17   Uploaded by    Vivian
Image 177134 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by mission2mars. We'll pray for you, mission2mars.
Score:
133
 
 manlyman: My mom and a bear having sex? You are SICK.
 enfanta: Great. Another sideways submission. So e d g y.
 Wooden Spoon: At first I thought someone threw a roast chicken into a pit of tar. Then I realized its two werewolves throwing up milk. Did I get it right doctor?
Image 177133   05-04-17   Uploaded by    redpeepee
Score:
417
 
 petepuma: please make sure car is stopped before getting out of back seat
 BavidDowie: How did they get it back from the moon?
 Wooden Spoon: Needs more cowbell.
 SomeCanadian: Needs more Jawas too. Then it would essentially be a sandcrawler. @sparename
 sparename: Needs more diffs
Image 177132   05-04-17   Uploaded by    hammy
Score:
773
 
 logan: RAD RAD RAD
 SomeCanadian: I'm going to make my own maths. With strip poker. And hookers.
 cenecia: I had to unsubscribe from Newton's feed. He kept posting links to BS alchemy websites.
 Hosebag: I can confirm that calculus blows dead bear.
 SomeOtherCanadian: @Fancy Clown who knows, those guys all used to drink mercury
 Fancy Clown: I feel like Newton and Leibniz would have used proper punctuation and capitalisation...
Image 177131   05-04-17   Uploaded by    kayjay
Score:
257
 
 Weedheart: EZ-(chair) Rider.
 itskando: @ssignature Abides
 Bast Relief: I see Grandma sacrificed her Rascal just to get uncle Dave out of her house.
 Mad Collager: With my bird, I'm on my way to Aaaaaarby's.
 werterland: Go 'way, I'm batin'!
 sparename: "Come dance round my portable pole!"
 ssignature: Dude!
Image 177130   05-04-17   Uploaded by    east bay
Image 177129 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Gluten Fee. Your image was bad, Gluten Fee.
Score:
465
 
 Bast Relief: Everything in this photo is hair. Yes, even THAT.
 Ironass: Don't give her any grief. She really identifies as an Apache Helicopter.
 Wooden Spoon: @Mad Collager: that joke has a lot of things going on.
 Mad Collager: I don't know what happened. I asked this Egyptian barber to cut my hair, and I was in a hurry, so I said, "Cheop, Cheop!".
 SomeCanadian: I know you ain't touching her hair. That weave is laid.
 Warrax: Fly af.
 Peter Pantsless: Don't change, man: one helicopter parent is enough
 SkidSolo: Chopper
 Off Topic: I bet her head is always in the clouds.
Image 177128   05-04-17   Uploaded by    rubix1924
Score:
284
 
 cran vodka: New Misfits song?
 Joseph: @WaffleIron This is true. Almost all German girls don't sound like Hitler, and most males sound like Sacha Baron Cohen doing an impression of Hitler. Except in the south, where they sound like Hitler singing.
 itskando: Jeffrey Dahmer was such a sweet boy...
 WaffleIron: German is a beautiful language, and many who speak it do not sound like the hollywood version of german, "Hitler screaming over a jet engine."
 jochenau: @White Rice No worries! My awareness of pop culture is pretty patchy for some reason. I hate those categories on Jeopardy :(
 White Rice: @jochenau I find it hard to believe you haven't seen, or somehow indirectly been made aware of the particular scene from the simpsons that was being referenced there (not exact quote, but gets the point across). But yeah, not German in the picture, but I couldn't change that part of the quote to still get the joke out there.
 jochenau: @White Rice @Ulillillia This is Dutch :3
 White Rice: @Scoo Well, I'm convinced. No one who speaks German could be evil.
 Wet farts: This kills the mama
 Ulillillia: Danke, @DerErklaerer
 Peter Pantsless: Hey Stewie, I found your partner in crime
 Scoo: The Mama, The
Image 177127   05-04-17   Uploaded by    Mr Bleak
Score:
97
 
 Wooden Spoon: @KingTrebek : officially and in Saudi Arabian media, but in reality I've heard the ruling families drink like fish.
 Peter Pantsless: @KingTrebek Ah, man, they just need to, like, loosen up, dude. Looks like some of these folks need to, as well
 Dan Tagonistic: @fanny ...Everybody cries! I love REM
 KingTrebek: @Peter Pantsless Saudi Arabia would be even more resentful of the UN
 Ulillillia: New White House art installation
 snipdawg: I bet Putin is pootin'
 Peter Pantsless: Sometimes I wonder how different the world would be if they served booze at UN meetings
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i see toilet presence in this painting and right now im on the craptub what does my toilet presence say about me?
 fanny: everybody poops!
Image 177126   05-04-17   Uploaded by    waxymom
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