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272645  charlemagne: once the other players go home I'm allowed on the pitch yippee

272648  charlemagne: weegies

272654  charlemagne: @Jalamunch Totorito rather have no heart then no sandwich

272643  lecj07: "I see you taking pics. Think you so clever doing it as a selfie."

272653  grizzly: What has brown done for me lately?

272658  grizzly: It's normally all the terrible things done to people that leads to alcoholism!

272586  tib gubb: @Not A Bot We here at spaceship have come to know that it is better to brand perfectly than to incubate cyber-macro-magnetically. The all-hands meetings factor is ubiquitous. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We will envisioneer the commonly-used standard industry jargon-based jargon-based term "blog-based". The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not user-defined.

272651  a robot: I'd rather pet this kitty :P

272652  a robot: I mean this is a cute baby, but...

272655  tib gubb: US honeybees are stingerless - didja know

272639  phonk: WHAT?? In what??? Slowest credits ever!

272653  tib gubb: i bringed you this

272647  Spazstatic: CATS ARE KNICE

272653  Spazstatic: United Pupper Service.

272648  Mr. Whiskers: Is that player doing the Carlton?

272659  Vault Dweller: Love the zero effort with the carrots

272618  grizzly: Show offs.

272624  Not A Bot: It's usually spelled Mabel

272580  InfiniteZero: Looool @Skinr

272650  skillet: Put a bird on it!

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272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272448 Eleftheros: As voiced by Ron Perlman

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272554 Kaviri: It's your old pal. Ricky Rat!

272423 Sadpygmy: What at pain in the ass

272425 Nope: @lecj07 thank you for your service

272540 a sedated moose: @Science isn't that the critter what makes the shit-coffee?

272639 phonk: WHAT?? In what??? Slowest credits ever!

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!



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Score:
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 oregon man: that is one fast pusssy!
 SomeCanadian: Actually this is just what Google results when your query is just too stupid to answer. Coincidentally, it just happened to be the answer to this particular idiotic query. Not all miracles are good. @Dr Awkward
 The Bees: All internet queries should look like this.
 Hosebag: Cat's love them!
 Ulillillia: The Six Million Dollar Cat
Image 177135   05-04-17   Uploaded by    Vivian
Image 177134 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by mission2mars. Your image was bad, mission2mars.
Score:
133
 
 manlyman: My mom and a bear having sex? You are SICK.
 enfanta: Great. Another sideways submission. So e d g y.
 Wooden Spoon: At first I thought someone threw a roast chicken into a pit of tar. Then I realized its two werewolves throwing up milk. Did I get it right doctor?
Image 177133   05-04-17   Uploaded by    redpeepee
Score:
417
 
 petepuma: please make sure car is stopped before getting out of back seat
 BavidDowie: How did they get it back from the moon?
 Wooden Spoon: Needs more cowbell.
 SomeCanadian: Needs more Jawas too. Then it would essentially be a sandcrawler. @sparename
 sparename: Needs more diffs
Image 177132   05-04-17   Uploaded by    hammy
Score:
773
 
 logan: RAD RAD RAD
 SomeCanadian: I'm going to make my own maths. With strip poker. And hookers.
 cenecia: I had to unsubscribe from Newton's feed. He kept posting links to BS alchemy websites.
 Hosebag: I can confirm that calculus blows dead bear.
 SomeOtherCanadian: @Fancy Clown who knows, those guys all used to drink mercury
 Fancy Clown: I feel like Newton and Leibniz would have used proper punctuation and capitalisation...
Image 177131   05-04-17   Uploaded by    kayjay
Score:
257
 
 Weedheart: EZ-(chair) Rider.
 itskando: @ssignature Abides
 Bast Relief: I see Grandma sacrificed her Rascal just to get uncle Dave out of her house.
 Mad Collager: With my bird, I'm on my way to Aaaaaarby's.
 werterland: Go 'way, I'm batin'!
 sparename: "Come dance round my portable pole!"
 ssignature: Dude!
Image 177130   05-04-17   Uploaded by    east bay
Image 177129 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Gluten Fee. We'll pray for you, Gluten Fee.
Score:
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 Bast Relief: Everything in this photo is hair. Yes, even THAT.
 Ironass: Don't give her any grief. She really identifies as an Apache Helicopter.
 Wooden Spoon: @Mad Collager: that joke has a lot of things going on.
 Mad Collager: I don't know what happened. I asked this Egyptian barber to cut my hair, and I was in a hurry, so I said, "Cheop, Cheop!".
 SomeCanadian: I know you ain't touching her hair. That weave is laid.
 Warrax: Fly af.
 Peter Pantsless: Don't change, man: one helicopter parent is enough
 SkidSolo: Chopper
 Off Topic: I bet her head is always in the clouds.
Image 177128   05-04-17   Uploaded by    rubix1924
Score:
284
 
 cran vodka: New Misfits song?
 Joseph: @WaffleIron This is true. Almost all German girls don't sound like Hitler, and most males sound like Sacha Baron Cohen doing an impression of Hitler. Except in the south, where they sound like Hitler singing.
 itskando: Jeffrey Dahmer was such a sweet boy...
 WaffleIron: German is a beautiful language, and many who speak it do not sound like the hollywood version of german, "Hitler screaming over a jet engine."
 jochenau: @White Rice No worries! My awareness of pop culture is pretty patchy for some reason. I hate those categories on Jeopardy :(
 White Rice: @jochenau I find it hard to believe you haven't seen, or somehow indirectly been made aware of the particular scene from the simpsons that was being referenced there (not exact quote, but gets the point across). But yeah, not German in the picture, but I couldn't change that part of the quote to still get the joke out there.
 jochenau: @White Rice @Ulillillia This is Dutch :3
 White Rice: @Scoo Well, I'm convinced. No one who speaks German could be evil.
 Wet farts: This kills the mama
 Ulillillia: Danke, @DerErklaerer
 Peter Pantsless: Hey Stewie, I found your partner in crime
 Scoo: The Mama, The
Image 177127   05-04-17   Uploaded by    Mr Bleak
Score:
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 Wooden Spoon: @KingTrebek : officially and in Saudi Arabian media, but in reality I've heard the ruling families drink like fish.
 Peter Pantsless: @KingTrebek Ah, man, they just need to, like, loosen up, dude. Looks like some of these folks need to, as well
 Dan Tagonistic: @fanny ...Everybody cries! I love REM
 KingTrebek: @Peter Pantsless Saudi Arabia would be even more resentful of the UN
 Ulillillia: New White House art installation
 snipdawg: I bet Putin is pootin'
 Peter Pantsless: Sometimes I wonder how different the world would be if they served booze at UN meetings
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i see toilet presence in this painting and right now im on the craptub what does my toilet presence say about me?
 fanny: everybody poops!
Image 177126   05-04-17   Uploaded by    waxymom
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