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215998  Relp: This traffic signal is cheating at "Red Light, Green Light".

215938  Yurishiro: Psssst...

215997  Derp Herpigan: Or even better is when you have to play a bootlegged game because the developers decided not to export out of their native country for whatever the reason.

215983  penguinslovebananas: Steam will trigger either type. Optical or ionization (ie. radioactive) since it effects both the optical clarity and the electric charge of the air around the detector.

215998  Derp Herpigan: Cuz you're stop and you're go, you're yes and you're no..

216003  dingding: My all time favorite caption for this picture has got to be 'Which episode of Breaking Bad is this from?'

215986  Korrok: Korrok approves...

216000  Derp Herpigan: @sports some stores like to change Black Friday into Blackout Friday. Especially if immediately following a strong ice storm.

216003  Derp Herpigan: @Pingu IRL so has Dobby it seems.

215989  Minnesotan: Dr Doom toots as he pleases!

216003  Pingu IRL: Harry has really let himself go.

215925  Prostata: lol dongs

215985  Derp Herpigan: TMW you find yourself in Sharks' territory and you are a Jets fan.

215936  Prostata: party hard

215989  bug: No doot.

215990  bug: @rockkstar I walk my dog in order to meet other dogs. People are generally disappointing.

216003  pirate: Why is dude BBQ'ing in a Boyz 2 Men outfit?

215991  bug: That's not how you wear knee pads.

215970  Prostata: he's the party Bard. Singing magical songs to give +1 THAC0

215998  Starry Lemon: I'm getting some mixed signals, guys.

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215782 Felicity: Id like to solve the puzzle

215792 Ulillillia: Long time no see!

215731 WaffleIron: @Spazstatic : Almost. I was advising a coworker whose career aspirations were not being assisted by management.

215793 VeeKay: FFS Santa, just play skins or shirts.

215746 cenecia: "I like money"

215836 VeeKay: This is how you waste 82 course credits.

215898 El Barto: *Sharpie sounds* IAM GOODENOUGH

215785 Otterman: And you have the devil's curly hair!

215791 Felicity: Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to roast in the depths of a Sloar that day I can tell you

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 FireBreathingMarmot: Spa day
 JohnCarcinogen: Maybe it's Neighbelline.
 Bluetocracy: Is your sorority a stable?
 KrazyKat: Girlfriend's squad goals.
 Otterman: Hanson!
Image 177037   05-04-17   Uploaded by    greg
Image 177036 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Defiance. You have brought shame on us, Defiance.
 Dr Awkward: @tritium It could be worse: should could have had "pornhub" on the screen or something. Explain THAT to her teacher
 tritium: My daughter did this, but it was an iPad. It was a little creepy and made me re-evaluate our relationship to computers.
 KrazyKat: Who put the googly eyes on the empire state building?
 tokyopig: Just say no to off-center track pads.
 fanny: I wish my computer had an shortcut button for kitty search!!
 yev: ctrl-horsy-kitty, enter
Image 177035   05-04-17   Uploaded by    9inchfails
 Fancy Clown: It's actually called an "oche"
 Dr Awkward: @Aemuli more like "the ladies pee" (ok, yours is funnier)
 KrazyKat: Excellent planning with the drain placement.
 Aemuli: We call the first line "the ladies tee"
 Teechur: I can easily spit that far, and with pretty good accuracy, too. Can't vouch for anything else, though.
 VoR: Piss all over shop. Bloody kids...oh wait. No its a challenge. Put down the mop Dan and take your mark.
Image 177034   05-04-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
 tib gubb: the cat's out of the bag on that one
 VoR: Bearskin.
 itskando: Coneheads2
Image 177033   05-04-17   Uploaded by    jadensmith
Image 177032 is unbelievably bad (score -8) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by FatTigerWoods. You have brought shame on us, FatTigerWoods.
 Snowta: AYYYYY
 dangerkeith3000: What you lookin' at? Haven't you seen an alien in 90s thrift store clothing before? Move along, punk.
 wolfpk: In Roswell, this is considered normal.
 SomeCanadian: Your baby looks malnourished
Image 177031   05-04-17   Uploaded by    bigbison
 Dr Awkward: @Teechur Our doe is due this Saturday, so I may have baby goat pictures coming soon! Fingers crossed for girls!
 Teechur: @Dr Awkward Jealous! Post 'em when you got 'em! Look for spools at electrical supply houses (Mars Electric, for example).
 Dr Awkward: @Teechur Our doe is due this Saturday, so I may have baby goat pictures coming soon! Fingers crossed for girls!
 Dr Awkward: I want one of these spools for my goats, but they're way harder to find now that a lot of places use the as outside tables (breweries etc..)
 mrwiffler: I don't remember goats in half-life 2.
 Teechur: There should be a troll under that bridge. And another goat. There should always be more goats.
 Prostata: Yep!. if its goats, it gets rad votes. That's the rules
 VoR: My goat was getting out of control so I thought a second goat would bring balance and harmony. I have goat regrets.
 SomeCanadian: For Rad goats. @Borkf
 Borkf: Rad votes
Image 177030   05-04-17   Uploaded by    a robot
 tokyopig: Ah that's right, I remember the Ibiza when kurchatovium was discovered.
Image 177029   05-04-17   Uploaded by    athiest
 Suburbanmom: If you flipped her upside down it would appear she had been eating taco bell
 Dan Tagonistic: At one point, Brighton was a peirless holiday destination
 Mr Bleak: @Fancy Clown Past tense now, I think.
 ch: I B I Z A
 Scoo: Some people just want to watch the world burn
 Fancy Clown: Britain does have some surprisingly flammable piers...
 FatTigerWoods: Coke goes great with death and destruction!
 VoR: If only we could get some water on this. But there isnt a tap for at least a mile
 duckfarts: whoa, fire girl grew up
 karmakat: I don't care, I got my beer.
Image 177028   05-04-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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