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262557  BavidDowie: Heh heh, "pairing"

262561  BavidDowie: For me and my Slenderman arm

262549  jazzjunkie: #175350 sees nothing wrong with this.

262554  WTF: I see the Grinch retired to Florida.

262569  Air Biscuit: @Barm Plopert or make friends with them. Depends on the spaceship.

262570  Air Biscuit: @Frang Dampombies im gonna miss that person.

262571  Air Biscuit: Quitting captive turkey?

262569  WTF: What you feel like after a night of drinking a case of Zima.

262567  Hyphae: @Crongo Rempumple haha, ballroom

262557  Bluetocracy: Lame. Survival Knife, Pocket Knife, and Chef Knife are the most used blades. I'd put a Katana on there too, but we're talking about knives. come on. Wait, Steak and Paring. Those are legit. But you have to be a master to know a Soup Knife.

262556  WTF: It looks as if you've got water on the cat and new cats are going to start popping off.

262560  WTF: "I'll have what she's having!"

262565  WTF: History? Ah, I almost forgot reading in school about the great Franco-Prussian window washer uprising of 1765.

262558  Bluetocracy: YOLO

262560  Bluetocracy: I am always positive... Positive that if I stop taking these meds, I will become a supervillain. Wait, that doesn't sound like a bad idea, since there aren't any heroes these days.

262571  WTF: If her cooking is anything like my wife's I bet he prefers her keep it locked, amirightguys?

262581  NotHuman: Here in Texas you'd need a pickup truck full of these just for your weekly trip to the grocery store.

262570  Mr. Shine: Sold his stake in MySpace for $580 million. In other news, this Red-pocalypse joke is breaking the site for me. I guess I'll see you guys when it's repaired. Be good to each other.

262566  Bluetocracy: you are adorable, but mommy said, "fetch my beer"

262567  Bluetocracy: 'corporate events'

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 Garbo Dampumple: Mmm, tempura satellite dish
 Rarb Grunungus: How the hell has no one said "HAYDAR" yet?
 Rump Albuble: this ain't your father's thatch
 Flalm Grunopert: Cargo cults are interesting. It's messed up as fuck, but interesting
 Borm Flumungo: An Amish satellite dish.
 Vild Rempomple: hay is actually a really good conductor
 Thople Plemombies: Does this attract the sheeple?
 Thungo Horpongus: hay, if it works...
 Cruple Plungus: When Alien farmers need to make long distance calls
 Theft Drumongus: It picks up both beta and alfalfa waves, I assume.
 Demp Floble: it works, but the reception's a little fuzzy.
Image 176882   05-03-17   Uploaded by    Thilm Dampupert
 Tramp Horpomple: If fish had legs, would they walk like this, or...?
 Gart Cremungus: wow, talk about your unrealistic standards of beauty
 Muple Fluble: Thanks Jon!
Image 176881   05-03-17   Uploaded by    Dampo Cremombies
 Juft Dampomple: heheaaaaaaaay!
 Jert Horpongo: Ridiculously Photogenic Dog
 Ging Morpomple: I wanna hug that doggo
 Rang Morpungus: seems cool enough
 Rong Fluble: Maybe she's born with it; Maybe it's Maybellorkf
Image 176880   05-03-17   Uploaded by    Thald Brungus
 Jalm Flumungus: Art Degree "Will paint your house for whatever it's worth to you.
 Lirbo Plemupert: San diego?
 Bolm Horpuble: 40k? That will get you a cardboard box in the nice section of town
 Rarb Rempomple: get your pants tailored, jerk
 Molm Rempumple: Would probably be helpful if you actually put your full phone number and had resumes. I'm not for sure, though, i don't have a business degree.
Image 176879   05-03-17   Uploaded by    Berbo Groble
 Frarb Flungus: I hope they both had a laugh and ate a zebra #175332
 Crort Gropert: I always like playing as the thimble
 Bimpo Flomple: Some people take Monopoly very seriously.
 Trald Morpungus: whoopsy
Image 176878   05-03-17   Uploaded by    Limp Cremomple
 Heple Horpomple: I can't support this pizza abuse...Not rad!
 Vorb Horpongus: @hammy: cousin of @fanny and @danny?
 Beng Brongus: How many points do you get for a basket with a pizza?
 Geld Cremomple: Nothin' but net!
 Trald Bropert: That delivery driver's aim sucks.
 Craple Grungus: These Breaking Bad fans should really stick to the original source material.
 Pert Plopert: I don't even care that it didn't go in, that's actually really good for shooting a pizza... Unfortunately, if he didn't dribble on his approach i will have to call traveling.
 Left Plopert: So close.
Image 176877   05-03-17   Uploaded by    Bengo Drumupert
 Lople Morpumbies: I think I see Groot
 Gart Rempumple: THEY'RE BEHIND YOU!
 Varbo Plemopert: Next time on Jackass..drunk deer humping.
 Part Plombies: This is so pure.
 Bumpo Rempumbies: I love this picture
 Vorb Cremoble: You gotta keep the raccoons out of the coffee grounds or this happens
 Dort Cremongo: @BavidDowie You get me. :-)
 Thuwn Albongus: Y'all got any mora'that CORN?
 Reple Horpumbies: Just me with some of my dearest friends.
 Crorbo Plemongus: #infrared #selfie #nocturnal4lyfe #bambi #squadgoals #blessed
 Cruft Dampupert: IR Raccoon!
Image 176876   05-03-17   Uploaded by    Trelm Flungus
 Luwn Morpumbies: I feel bad for the pig.
 Buld Plemoble: Babe: pig in the city.
 Thimp Brumbies: Happier than a pig in...
 Parm Horpumbies: Life in barracks . True story
 Pirbo Horpuble: "Don't judge me..."
 Vingo Rempupert: @fanny It's not a million miles away from Alphabetti Spaghetti
 Pong Drumopert: I recently learned that newspaper ink is made of soy. when paper is recycled, that ink is removed from the paper and turned into pig and livestock feed. I thought this was crazy, and can't help imagine a pig eating a bowl of tiny letters.
 Truwn Dampungo: How I feel after doing nothing all weekend
 Rart Brupert: Hoomans leave it out for me.
 Morb Dampuble: Washington DC
 Larb Drumumple: Watch out Camerons D is about
Image 176875   05-03-17   Uploaded by    Frift Pluble
 Therb Albopert: Very emo picture, save the drama for your llama.
 Giple Plemombies: Yak kitty yak kitty yak
 Frirbo Flumumbies: Your girlfriend posing for glamour photos
Image 176874   05-03-17   Uploaded by    Goft Flumungus
 Trorb Rempongo: That should get rid of those damned bicyclists!
 Dolm Grupert: Gators are thinking: Oh here comes vehicle, lunch time!
 Trerm Flombies: Live action "Far Side" movie looking good
 Bewn Grunungus: How's that toll road looking now, suckers?
 Thomp Morpumple: Out of the way, I'm a motorist!
 Frarbo Cremuble: (sign erected by alligators)
 Duld Rempongo: The local economy has suffered since the alligators ordered that label maker
 Flurt Dampomple: Also! Bikes are vehicles.
Image 176873   05-03-17   Uploaded by    Jurb Plumbies
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