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263099  tib gubb: kermit should have died with jim henson. the shaaaaaame

263101  tib gubb: dang you snek

263103  tib gubb: yeah, pretty much.

263079  Prostata: I wish they were this organized here. They mostly just send a single truck out to smear the snow around

263073  Robespierre: @WTF Truk dryvr dick to smol tu du thet

263074  Robespierre: This Robert Smith cosplay is weird

263078  Robespierre: Death Row of North Korea

263079  Robespierre: I love a parade

263104  Robespierre: I call the lynx-ish one Tufty

263106  Robespierre: Poseidon returns

263079  Prostata: I wish they were this organized here. They mostly just send a single truck out to smear the snow around

263111  Shay: Timely, yada yada.

263069  Prostata: Freedom of speech gives you the right to act stupid but no immunity from the appearance of such.

263096  Spazstatic: Thank you for your service.

263109  Robespierre: Tuk-tuk is bamboozled

263109  Not A Bot: First, the Santa and the Easter Bunny fall, nothing is as it seems. You run to your parents as your young mind reels with confusion. They stare blankly at you before peeling off rubber masks, revealing they were both Don Knotts all along.

263094  Mr. Whiskers: You look like mochaccino art

263107  WTF: Who is the real Slim Shady?

263098  Mr. Whiskers: Its whiskery in there

263027  rory: @Not A Bot same here

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262891 Passive: Thaaaaaaats not a caaaaaake tray thats a poopoo platter

262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

262800 ignatz: @tib gubb vvv

263070 ThoughtlessGentleman: i love your wife too!!!

262885 Felicity: You'll have to speak up, I have a b@n@n@ in my nose

262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

262892 Felicity: The Arch Non Deluxe

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

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 KingTrebek: Kepp clam
 Sparkle Bucket: I always call it a clam jam
 kazzy94: That's what they call getting stoned in an enclosed space, such as a minivan, in New England.
 Sadbot: I just see some sort of Teen Girl Squad
 namaste: It's a cool party. They serve fish tacos.
 Scoo: I've always heard it called an "Estrofest"
 Peter Pantsless: You know those car window stickers with the stick figure families? I have one that's just a guy looking sadly to his left.
 Mr. Butt: Okay.
Image 176784   05-02-17   Uploaded by    Popsicle Dream
 SpaceCow: My nards!
 Jotun: This militarizes the walrus.
 Cami: On a submarine everybody is a 10.
 Pront Remp: something something walrus bernstein
 Hyphae: Something something Pokemon-Go something something Snorlax Dewgong? I don't know
 Scoo: @CrystallineEntity Goo-goo-gah-joob!
 CrystallineEntity: He is the egg-man?
Image 176783   05-02-17   Uploaded by    ethernet
 Urn BooUrn: Girlscout merit badge for landing that one Scorpion fatality.
 Hyphae: I WANT ONE
Image 176782   05-02-17   Uploaded by    space
 Mr Bleak: #176327 has all growed up!
 enfanta: I lied. I sniffed both of them.
 Scoo: I had a housemate in college who worked at an ice cream parlor. She fuckin' hated the people who came in and asked for "a milkshake - with *two* straws"
 CrystallineEntity: How on Earth did they get cat to even allow that to be put on?
 Nope: Ok but what is the spoon for?
 dobbiesdoogs: *knocks glass off table*
Image 176781   05-02-17   Uploaded by    rory
 BavidDowie: I smell a giant bunny!
 dobbiesdoogs: stop kicking my seat. i'm getting tired of your shit
 enfanta: Found the air marshal.
 Ironass: I must herd all these people safely to Dallas.
 Hyphae: I'm saving a seat for you
 sparename: The Alsatian in the room
Image 176780   05-02-17   Uploaded by    nimbus
 Thyming: Teach kids early about passive switcherinos built from resistors, capacitors, and inductors.
 LurkedMoar: Ohm god
 BavidDowie: exactly
 bug: Is this Myst IRL?
 ruiner: flux capacitor
 sparename: This resonates with me
Image 176779   05-02-17   Uploaded by    weed poop
 Michael Tripe: Zola
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny Girl, I'm glad you're here
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless did you try screaming at it?
 Peter Pantsless: @Bu7Z Glad to know I'm not the only one
 Peter Pantsless: @enfanta You and me both, dawg. I went to that website literally once and I had no idea what I was supposed to do
 enfanta: @Peter Pantsless I have the same problem with Twitter. I can't tell who is talking to whom and if it's original or a retweet. I gave up.
 Bu7Z: @Peter Pantsless you're not alone.
 Peter Pantsless: I actually can't read these. I've never used reddit or whatever it is. Sometimes I think I know what's going on, but I'm always wrong
 Ulillillia: u turn into a Fletcher Hanks character
 dobbiesdoogs: it couldn't have been more clear
Image 176778   05-02-17   Uploaded by    Jolly Well
 Suburbanmom: God panties just fell off by looking at that face..
 enfanta: Before he met Keegan-Michael Key.
 Sheikhjahbooty: This is what Cairo Time was missing, a magnificent glistening perm.
Image 176777   05-02-17   Uploaded by    rachel
 LKoroton: Pizza with meta
 Cami: *David Attenborough voice* ...and the mother slice will carry her young until they are large enough to fend for themselves.
 dobbiesdoogs: @White Rice now THAT'S what i call a taco
 Hyphae: Tired of buying pizza all the time? Grow your own with this one weird trick! Dough-throwers HATE him!
 Noremak: Give the momma pizza some privacy to feed her baby pizzas.
 piranharama: @Bast Relief Or are these more like beneficial symbiotic pizza slices that live on/near and clean the gills of the larger, host slice?
 Ironass: New from Little Caesars... It's a pizza pizza.
 Bast Relief: There should be laws and regulations that prohibit hunting and eating pregnant and nursing pizzas.
 White Rice: Now put another slice of the same on top of this one. If you're feeling really absurd you can put it on upside down, with a burger between them (the whole burger, including the toppings & bun, not just the patty)
 Prostata: yo dawg...
 piranharama: Delivered via Porsche
 dobbiesdoogs: i have a delivery here for xzibit
Image 176776   05-02-17   Uploaded by    cannabis
 Dr. Bathroom: You can keep the pizza in front of the retractable spoiler.
 Bu7Z: The deliverator.
 Peter Pantsless: Better get here on time
 WaffleIron: 30 seconds or it's free!
 winwolf: Pizza Boxster
Image 176775   05-02-17   Uploaded by    desertfox
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