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249105  Teechur: @Yurishiro It must be the adrenaline from when I thought that think on top of the cabinet was a gigantic spider.

249103  Yurishiro: We'll just draw here a little happy timber lake, and behind that a biiig timber mountain!

249105  Yurishiro: @Teechur How could I?! Even the 'Love you!' sticker on the door has googly eyes :(

249101  Teechur: Go ahead and paint your palette blue and grey.

249105  Teechur: @Yurishiro Just go into Predator mode. It makes mealtime more fun, especially if they try to run.

249106  Teechur: I agree with @Air Biscuit The lines are too straight. It's probably a handwriting typeface. That being said, I also agree with @Yurishiro

249109  Teechur: I went through the checkout with Puppy Chow and a gallon of milk. "It's not too bad, really" I said to the cashier.

249110  Teechur: That reminds me that I still have two full weeks of skool

249119  Teechur: Do talons have large chickens?

249122  Yurishiro: "SPANKO!" *flees*

249106  Yurishiro: @Air Biscuit Blatantly. Still bad.

248946  Passive: IT BE THE TEAR OF THE GOOFY GOOBER!

249093  Jabberwikket: Actually, this picture & all the others are all slightly different from each other. Print them out & make a flip book to see the scene

248888  Dresdenkeogh: Read every word top to bottom to the tune of all star

249025  Passive: Haha what a silly app haha so where would someone go to find such an app, you know, for a prank lol

249035  Passive: When you're at a party and someone says they're the best at smash

249103  Air Biscuit: I would buy that shirt.

249106  Air Biscuit: They threw in an emoticon and everything. I'm pretty sure this is photoshopped.

249106  Sadbot: I think a lot of y'all are missing that it's an edit that's critical of "blue lives matter" nonsense

249100  Zukero: I just hope it isn't for mother's day...

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248965 glenalec: I'm always understandably relieved when my pee is clear thru yellow because it's like fuck year my kidneys aren't bleeding today.

248968 Christina: @raditzu rly!

248937 Spazstatic: @Science @Side Boob thank you both.

248935 glenalec: @savvoy - Genuine LOL. Nice one!

248966 raditzu: still better than tidepods

249016 Ironass: I like someone with a little more enthusiasm than that.

249106 Teechur: I agree with @Air Biscuit The lines are too straight. It's probably a handwriting typeface. That being said, I also agree with @Yurishiro

248999 Entertainmentalist: Stays mostly within the mammalian phylum!

249040 DrNinjaman: @savvoy I wouldn't mind being dropped on that bottom, if you know what I mean! Getting sucked away sounds pretty good too, in an ethnic sort of way.

248923 Robespierre: Heavy rotation



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Score:
353
 
 KingTrebek: Kepp clam
 Sparkle Bucket: I always call it a clam jam
 kazzy94: That's what they call getting stoned in an enclosed space, such as a minivan, in New England.
 Sadbot: I just see some sort of Teen Girl Squad
 namaste: It's a cool party. They serve fish tacos.
 Scoo: I've always heard it called an "Estrofest"
 Peter Pantsless: You know those car window stickers with the stick figure families? I have one that's just a guy looking sadly to his left.
 Mr. Butt: Okay.
Image 176784   05-02-17   Uploaded by    Popsicle Dream
Score:
255
 
 SpaceCow: My nards!
 Jotun: This militarizes the walrus.
 Cami: On a submarine everybody is a 10.
 Pront Remp: something something walrus bernstein
 Hyphae: Something something Pokemon-Go something something Snorlax ...er Dewgong? I don't know
 Scoo: @CrystallineEntity Goo-goo-gah-joob!
 CrystallineEntity: He is the egg-man?
Image 176783   05-02-17   Uploaded by    ethernet
Score:
138
 
 Urn BooUrn: Girlscout merit badge for landing that one Scorpion fatality.
 Hyphae: I WANT ONE
Image 176782   05-02-17   Uploaded by    space
Score:
543
 
 Mr Bleak: #176327 has all growed up!
 enfanta: I lied. I sniffed both of them.
 Scoo: I had a housemate in college who worked at an ice cream parlor. She fuckin' hated the people who came in and asked for "a milkshake - with *two* straws"
 CrystallineEntity: How on Earth did they get cat to even allow that to be put on?
 Nope: Ok but what is the spoon for?
 dobbiesdoogs: *knocks glass off table*
Image 176781   05-02-17   Uploaded by    rory
Score:
398
 
 BavidDowie: I smell a giant bunny!
 dobbiesdoogs: stop kicking my seat. i'm getting tired of your shit
 enfanta: Found the air marshal.
 Ironass: I must herd all these people safely to Dallas.
 Hyphae: I'm saving a seat for you
 Peter Pantsless: "I AM A GUARD DOG. I GUARD MY PERSON. I AM A GOOD DOG."
 BILL DOOR: LAPDOG LAPDANCE.
 sparename: The Alsatian in the room
Image 176780   05-02-17   Uploaded by    nimbus
Score:
401
 
 Thyming: Teach kids early about passive switcherinos built from resistors, capacitors, and inductors.
 LurkedMoar: Ohm god
 BavidDowie: exactly
 bug: Is this Myst IRL?
 ruiner: flux capacitor
 sparename: This resonates with me
Image 176779   05-02-17   Uploaded by    weed poop
Score:
429
 
 Felicity: Zola
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny Girl, I'm glad you're here
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless did you try screaming at it?
 Peter Pantsless: @Bu7Z Glad to know I'm not the only one
 Peter Pantsless: @enfanta You and me both, dawg. I went to that website literally once and I had no idea what I was supposed to do
 enfanta: @Peter Pantsless I have the same problem with Twitter. I can't tell who is talking to whom and if it's original or a retweet. I gave up.
 Bu7Z: @Peter Pantsless you're not alone.
 Peter Pantsless: I actually can't read these. I've never used reddit or whatever it is. Sometimes I think I know what's going on, but I'm always wrong
 Ulillillia: u turn into a Fletcher Hanks character
 dobbiesdoogs: it couldn't have been more clear
Image 176778   05-02-17   Uploaded by    Jolly Well
Score:
138
 
 Suburbanmom: God damn...my panties just fell off by looking at that face..
 enfanta: Before he met Keegan-Michael Key.
 Sheikhjahbooty: This is what Cairo Time was missing, a magnificent glistening perm.
Image 176777   05-02-17   Uploaded by    rachel
Score:
401
 
 LKoroton: Pizza with meta
 Cami: *David Attenborough voice* ...and the mother slice will carry her young until they are large enough to fend for themselves.
 dobbiesdoogs: @White Rice now THAT'S what i call a taco
 Hyphae: Tired of buying pizza all the time? Grow your own with this one weird trick! Dough-throwers HATE him!
 Noremak: Give the momma pizza some privacy to feed her baby pizzas.
 piranharama: @Bast Relief Or are these more like beneficial symbiotic pizza slices that live on/near and clean the gills of the larger, host slice?
 Ironass: New from Little Caesars... It's a pizza pizza.
 Bast Relief: There should be laws and regulations that prohibit hunting and eating pregnant and nursing pizzas.
 White Rice: Now put another slice of the same on top of this one. If you're feeling really absurd you can put it on upside down, with a burger between them (the whole burger, including the toppings & bun, not just the patty)
 Prostata: yo dawg...
 piranharama: Delivered via Porsche
 dobbiesdoogs: i have a delivery here for xzibit
Image 176776   05-02-17   Uploaded by    cannabis
Score:
194
 
 Dr. Bathroom: You can keep the pizza in front of the retractable spoiler.
 Bu7Z: The deliverator.
 Peter Pantsless: Better get here on time
 WaffleIron: 30 seconds or it's free!
 winwolf: Pizza Boxster
Image 176775   05-02-17   Uploaded by    desertfox
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