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269075  Not A Bot: I've been looking for my A$$ spider, he's very valuable.

268986  Minnesotan: @Mr. Butt Yeah, I know a lotta people say "everyone on the internet who disagrees with me is a nazi" but no, this guy's seriously a straight up nazi. 14 words, the whole deal.

269077  Dr Awkward: Simpsons did it! Simpsons did it!

269044  Aspirin: Not sure if hes a genius or if his neck hurts real bad. Probably doesnt care. He already lived through 7,842 years of your bullshit.

269049  Aspirin: Yeah but isnt that guy on the marijuana now!? Cant trust him now. Probably just sold his grandmas VCR to buy more drugs.

269050  Aspirin: The ruined wastes of Earth after the apocalypse are devoid of french toast. One man stands between humanity and oblivion.

269081  VeeKay: Automotive suicide booth.

269077  WTF: The hit comedy "Head of the Herd" next on Animal Planet.

269026  Korrok: Korrok approves...

269088  doindabs: You must water your an cermet so your an cermet will grow. Beautiful an cermet

269066  lecj07: Would have expected DP to leave jt making a crude gesture.

269076  VeeKay: Augh! The dog got in ma pot!

269077  Ihminen: a very tiny giraffe with a normal sized head i guess

269046  Not A Bot: Way meaner version of the shaving cream prank

269062  fanny: perfect excuse for cop to get a just in case frisk in, too

269077  fanny: wut

269069  Dr Awkward: Thats is not how Id describe Phoenix. At all. Shes really really hot, and she knows it, and thats why shes such a bitch.

269073  Dr Awkward: Nah, son.

269073  Mr. Butt: I don't remember this Ninja Sex Party video.

269081  moogerator: BMW Isetta

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268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268954 Felicity: The Hidden 3

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?



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10. glowstick: 1659 points
11. beyardo: 1584 points
12. fisto: 1548 points
13. poetrysucks: 1535 points
14. DogsRGreat: 1445 points
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Score:
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 fanny: @Cami lol gross :-D
 Fancy Clown: "This is the Captain of your shit, calling..."
 Cami: @fanny Not as glorious as British diarrhoea itself.
 Wet farts: @ignatz hopefully in some disgusting looking water like this so no one will notice.
 fanny: @ignatz i can't believe i've never seen the British spelling of diarrhea until now... and it's glorious :-D
 Youll Cowards: Where will you be when diarrhoea strikes?
Image 176773   05-02-17   Uploaded by    kittylitter
Image 176772 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Nymphomania. Boo, Nymphomania.
Score:
500
 
 Extreme Locorito: Introducing new Taco Chairs
 SpaceCow: Guess who's back. Back agian. Colonel's back. Cookin' Chicken.
 Borkf: @BILL DOOR IS BACK EVERYBODY! We missed you :3
 BILL DOOR: "TODAY ON MYTHBUSTERS, WE TEST TO SEE IF CONSUMING FRIED CHICKEN DOES INDEED IMBUE YOU WITH THE SPIRIT OF THE COLONEL."
 piranharama: Ew mangled that comment. Pretend it's readable...
 piranharama: @Hosebag I read that back in the day he used to make visits to the stores and if the recipe wasn't quite right he would "critique" them. It was apparently the force and variety of his swearing was impressive.
 blablabla: In a recent NPR interview, Mary J. Blige said she sometimes works out her first album. This is the more America version of that.
 Hosebag: Oh my god he's here! Everyone look busy!
Image 176771   05-02-17   Uploaded by    sad face
Score:
134
 
 ch: like someone cut a bouncey ball in half i'm rich i call the shots blue half bouncey ball
 ch: i'll give you the money it's just that the dome cap has to be this ugly shit-ass blue or no deal
Image 176770   05-02-17   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
Score:
290
 
 BILL DOOR: @WaffleIron HE WOULD KNOW, YES, BUT HE WOULD MAKE IT SO SHE WOULD AGREE TO WHATEVER HE WISHED, WHICH WOULD BE MORALLY INDEFENSIBLE AS WELL AS A VIOLATION OF AT LEAST TWO OF THE LAWS OF ROBOTICS.
 WaffleIron: @BILL DOOR : Giskard would know though...
 Noremak: Imagining this in my head... "You smell nice," said the robot. "Thank you. Is that Marvin Gaye playing out your speakers," asks the woman. "Why, yes it is. I also had some new pistons installed for enhanced locomotion, if you care to see."
 Nope: @a robot Just a sucker for eyeshadow
 Ironass: Those blue robots get all the hot girls.
 BILL DOOR: BAD TOUCH, GISKARD.
 SomeCanadian: You could just watch the Futurama episode The Why of Fry @Peter Pantsless
 Peter Pantsless: @a robot That was strangely beautiful and I would like to read a book or see a movie about it
 a robot: @Nope "All those times I said "kill all humans"...I'd always whisper "except one."
 Nope: woah a little too into the hug @arobot
Image 176769   05-02-17   Uploaded by    PissedOff
Score:
425
 
 Donut: "I did now," says Peter, putting an ebaumsworld.com label on the lower right of the painting.
 Ulillillia: Hehehehehe..."Peter."
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Peter Pantsless mom didnt believe in you but we know you could paint that picture........ sans pantalones
 chemical: MATH: Modern Art = I Could Do That - You Didn't
Image 176768   05-02-17   Uploaded by    fullofwind
Score:
264
 
 Social Vegan: me too @Wet farts
 Wet farts: I like honkers
 grandma: I didn't realize that street slang for a goose was "The Gentleman's Armchair"
Image 176767   05-02-17   Uploaded by    runny999
Image 176766 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by crappypants. We'll pray for you, crappypants.
Score:
236
 
 Tiny Butt: Someone gave them the ol' spicy Putin.
 Ulillillia: An evening at Mar-a-Lago
Image 176765   05-02-17   Uploaded by    TheFrogMan
Score:
72
 
 BavidDowie: The elephant was fine...the giraffe was fine...
 Mafallin: This is a jungle?
 fanny: @Turd Ferguson maybe i want ants you're not my mom!
 Turd Ferguson: Is this how you get ants?
Image 176764   05-02-17   Uploaded by    White Male
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