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254181  Chest Rockwell: What's with the Spaceballs helmet?

254204  tess: Oh, deer.

254073  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/comics/…

254203  Sprinkles: Amazon sell Aloe Vera right?

254191  Warrax: I took a business ethics class once. It was... creepy. Like ethics for sociopaths. "You should be ethical because if you get caught, you might lose sales" kind of shit.

254171  Jabberwikket: @a robot A spotted cuteness

254194  jochenau: Well, hyperventilating *is* more socially acceptable than farting in public...er, is it though?

254194  tib gubb: @tib gubb as opposed to the smart feller

254194  tib gubb: that would make you the fart smeller

253149  Mr Bleak: Total honesty in advertising is rare these days.

254202  craftjunk: I might have to get this one, too.

254202  canada: I wonder if she wants the cheese or the mouse. One of my cats loves cheese.

254202  Handyman: The Best Things For Sale

254186  redmonkey3: The only way to travel!

254188  redmonkey3: Paci keeper clipped to collar & i melt even moar somehow

254189  redmonkey3: Who wears it better ?

253826  redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

254176  raditzu: i would 100% fall for this :(

254190  raditzu: Hey, human! the food's almost ready!

254171  WannaBee: @Annoying Vegan @a robot Quolls are carnivorous marsupials native to Australia. @Not A Bot Quinn Morgendorffer is Daria's sisters name.

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2. Mad Collager
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7. Side Boob
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10. FireBreathingMarmot



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253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

253961 necronomicon: Also orange water is detrimental to ones health

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

254154 ChubbyBuddy: Drain the swamp

253826 redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake



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whaleshark uploaded 253807 (882 points)
eevee uploaded 253721 (843 points)
hoobleton uploaded 253899 (839 points)
Gringos uploaded 253843 (820 points)
trucker uploaded 253886 (809 points)
bookcase uploaded 254003 (808 points)
Borm Pumpies uploaded 253679 (804 points)
Gomi Day uploaded 253785 (803 points)
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 2. Side Boob: 5639 points
 3. Laree: 5035 points
 4. Scoo: 4206 points
 5. dangerkeith3000: 2970 points
 6. Annoying Vegan : 2618 points
 7. Gomi Day: 2393 points
 8. cannabis: 1962 points
 9. tears as lube: 1862 points
10. Micro Jackson: 1838 points
11. Warrax: 1775 points
12. E. HONDA: 1733 points
13. ChubbyBuddy: 1653 points
14. Soviette: 1620 points
15. gulpeg: 1612 points
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 fanny: @Cami lol gross :-D
 Fancy Clown: "This is the Captain of your shit, calling..."
 Cami: @fanny Not as glorious as British diarrhoea itself.
 Wet farts: @ignatz hopefully in some disgusting looking water like this so no one will notice.
 fanny: @ignatz i can't believe i've never seen the British spelling of diarrhea until now... and it's glorious :-D
 ignatz: Where will you be when diarrhoea strikes?
Image 176773   05-02-17   Uploaded by    kittylitter
Image 176772 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Nymphomania. You have brought shame on us, Nymphomania.
Score:
500
 
 Extreme Locorito: Introducing new Taco Chairs
 SpaceCow: Guess who's back. Back agian. Colonel's back. Cookin' Chicken.
 Borkf: @BILL DOOR IS BACK EVERYBODY! We missed you :3
 BILL DOOR: "TODAY ON MYTHBUSTERS, WE TEST TO SEE IF CONSUMING FRIED CHICKEN DOES INDEED IMBUE YOU WITH THE SPIRIT OF THE COLONEL."
 piranharama: Ew mangled that comment. Pretend it's readable...
 piranharama: @Hosebag I read that back in the day he used to make visits to the stores and if the recipe wasn't quite right he would "critique" them. It was apparently the force and variety of his swearing was impressive.
 Dr Awkward: In a recent NPR interview, Mary J. Blige said she sometimes works out her first album. This is the more America version of that.
 Hosebag: Oh my god he's here! Everyone look busy!
Image 176771   05-02-17   Uploaded by    sad face
Score:
134
 
 ch: like someone cut a bouncey ball in half i'm rich i call the shots blue half bouncey ball
 ch: i'll give you the money it's just that the dome cap has to be this ugly shit-ass blue or no deal
Image 176770   05-02-17   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
Score:
290
 
 BILL DOOR: @WaffleIron HE WOULD KNOW, YES, BUT HE WOULD MAKE IT SO SHE WOULD AGREE TO WHATEVER HE WISHED, WHICH WOULD BE MORALLY INDEFENSIBLE AS WELL AS A VIOLATION OF AT LEAST TWO OF THE LAWS OF ROBOTICS.
 WaffleIron: @BILL DOOR : Giskard would know though...
 Noremak: Imagining this in my head... "You smell nice," said the robot. "Thank you. Is that Marvin Gaye playing out your speakers," asks the woman. "Why, yes it is. I also had some new pistons installed for enhanced locomotion, if you care to see."
 Nope: @a robot Just a sucker for eyeshadow
 Ironass: Those blue robots get all the hot girls.
 BILL DOOR: BAD TOUCH, GISKARD.
 SomeCanadian: You could just watch the Futurama episode The Why of Fry @Peter Pantsless
 Peter Pantsless: @a robot That was strangely beautiful and I would like to read a book or see a movie about it
 a robot: @Nope "All those times I said "kill all humans"...I'd always whisper "except one."
 Nope: woah a little too into the hug @arobot
Image 176769   05-02-17   Uploaded by    PissedOff
Score:
425
 
 Donut: "I did now," says Peter, putting an ebaumsworld.com label on the lower right of the painting.
 Ulillillia: Hehehehehe..."Peter."
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Peter Pantsless mom didnt believe in you but we know you could paint that picture........ sans pantalones
 chemical: MATH: Modern Art = I Could Do That - You Didn't
Image 176768   05-02-17   Uploaded by    fullofwind
Score:
264
 
 Social Vegan: me too @Wet farts
 Wet farts: I like honkers
 Dr Awkward: I didn't realize that street slang for a goose was "The Gentleman's Armchair"
Image 176767   05-02-17   Uploaded by    runny999
Image 176766 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by crappypants. Boo, crappypants.
Score:
236
 
 Dr Awkward: Someone gave them the ol' spicy Putin.
 Ulillillia: An evening at Mar-a-Lago
Image 176765   05-02-17   Uploaded by    TheFrogMan
Score:
72
 
 BavidDowie: The elephant was fine...the giraffe was fine...
 Mafallin: This is a jungle?
 fanny: @Turd Ferguson maybe i want ants you're not my mom!
 Turd Ferguson: Is this how you get ants?
Image 176764   05-02-17   Uploaded by    White Male
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