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268600  barfolomew: Ha ha! Mondays, right?

268601  barfolomew: OFFICIAL EGGS

268603  barfolomew: At least they're all clothed.

268592  Joseph: It's not a rhinoceros.

268575  UltraBeverly: Choral music of North Korea (its awful)

268575  WannaBee: The oaf tour broke any?

268612  sparename: Come up to the lab and see what's on the slab

268613  sparename: Some bus-drivers will supposedly overshoot a bus-stop where 'ample' ladies are waiting so that they can watch the hurried bouncing in their mirrors

268604  Mr. Butt: Cute.

268570  a robot: And FURTHERMORE *pushes glasses up on nose*

268570  a robot: And also magic interferes with electronic devices

268570  a robot: Yeah but we've also learned from the books that pronunciation is important, so he probably woldn't actually kill anyone that way

268571  a robot: Depends on the country, but probably good advice

268586  a robot: Works perfectly one time before the bartender smashes it over your head

268603  bug: If you stare too long into the void... you'll find the void staring back at you. ...and it's your grandpa selling a mirror on ebay.

268603  sparename: What lies? No big surprise. We get our clues from what the fun-house mirrors authorize

268600  a robot: Nobody thinks you're funny, Jeremy

268591  wolfpk: "Never ask a question you don't want answered" The guy gets an A+ for smartass!

268600  wolfpk: Do you have delusions of grandeur?: YES

268600  FabricMan: We rejected your application... for unoriginality

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268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

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Image 176706 is unbelievably bad (score -23) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by zip file. Your image was bad, zip file.
Score:
651
 
 BILL DOOR: JEAN LUC PICAT.
 Kim: What a stellar cat.
Image 176705   05-02-17   Uploaded by    Dresdenkeogh
Score:
754
 
 BavidDowie: This land is your land, this land is my land.
 Ronick: Can't see the mountain for the trees
 SomeCanadian: That's why they're Wizards of the COAST. @WaffleIron
 Ihminen: rad for tradinng card games
 Hyphae: Road trip!!!
 WaffleIron: You are correct, all media comes from California.
Image 176704   05-02-17   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
579
 
 Youll Cowards: Vaguely Fred from Scooby Doo
 BILL DOOR: CONTRARY TO EARLY WWII PROPAGANDA, WHILE HE MAY BE HISTORY'S GREATEST MONSTER, HITLER WAS VERY CONSCIOUS ABOUT CARPOOLING AND FUEL CONSERVATION. WHICH IS GOOD, BECAUSE THEY NEEDED A LOT OF PETROL TO BURN HIS WRETCHED BODY IN A DITCH.
 Cami: Uber, uber alles.
 Schizoid: Wait, is he doing a rock&roll hand in the second panel?
 piranharama: Hail the bus, don't heil the bus!
 DJSnoopMike: Wait, so Himmler was really just trying to hail a cab?
 Starky15: Uber Alles after all.
Image 176703   05-02-17   Uploaded by    Cory Trevor
Score:
568
 
 itskando: Nomnombom
 DarkTeddy: Gonna use this for my interview when apple asks what I use my devices for
 Aemuli: If you use the Note 7, you have a cake that bakes itself!
 WaffleIron: Samsungwich
Image 176702   05-02-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
306
 
 Aemuli: @WaffleIron Not pictured on the right : tiny soviet flag
 WaffleIron: Silly squirrel, you're supposed to face the flag during the anthem!
 Yam: He's pretty cute.
 RogueLeader: patriotic squirrel looks squirly
Image 176701   05-02-17   Uploaded by    LurkedMoar
Score:
328
 
 itskando: My cabbages!!
 Cami: There's a Mr. Majestyk joke somewhere in there.
 DrinkMixMan: Hey, Mod, can we make peanuts and watermelons the new switcheroo?
 DrinkMixMan: Man, that's a lot of peanuts
 Ronick: Peanuts
 EH: I bring the croissantss
 KrazyKat: Tequila smugglers at the border.
 piranharama: And still empty inside.
 SomeCanadian: This is just asking to be pulled over
 karmakat: when they open it turns into a bowling alley, even more, if it's DOWNHILL.
 funny in the wall: i would like to be in this car
 WaffleIron: Wagonmelon.
Image 176700   05-02-17   Uploaded by    Schizoid
Score:
323
 
 fiction: Gorgeous. Twilight at the beach.
 Amy Housewine: Don't eat the blue snow.
 karmakat: camera on LSD?
Image 176699   05-02-17   Uploaded by    wordjones
Score:
692
 
 BILL DOOR: CATS ARE NICE. BUT THERE IS NO REASON A GROWN ADULT SHOULD DISPLAY POKEMON MERCHANDISE.
 Jotun: It would make sense to sell the empty cloth, and have the consumer obtain the filling locally.
 NoRagrets: How do I not own one of these? Adding to cart now.
 White Rice: @a robot either pay hundreds for shipping, or pay hundreds for another seat on the plane. Either way, that's an expensive snorlax to procure.
 enfanta: This is how cats see all humans.
 a robot: Background is bad, cat is ok, giant Snorlax pillow is AMAZING
 Thyming: I'm jealous of that cat....
Image 176698   05-02-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
389
 
 funny in the wall: this is the first time something in Ukrainian has made the spaceship. Huzzah
 funny in the wall: @WaffleIron that's the genetive case of grain, just so you know
 UltraBeverly: ce n'est pas une pipe, mais ce chat est une pipe
 Amy Housewine: All of those words beginning with 'k' mean 'cat'.
 Cami: We call it cotton mouth.
 WaffleIron: Kpynky is my dancing name.
 Jack Daniels: Put CAT in your pipe and smoke it.
Image 176697   05-02-17   Uploaded by    professional
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