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263495  Otterman: I don't know what I'm doing!

263499  Solemn: When you raid with your friends...

263483  Robespierre: Designed to mesmerize

263498  Robespierre: Shit seen

263499  Robespierre: Something's touching me! Halp! HAAAAAAALP!

263489  VeeKay: That's cruel.

263491  VeeKay: Goanna rock down to Electric Avenue

263496  VeeKay: Unsubscribe

263498  VeeKay: "We wants it. We needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little Hobbitses. Wicked. Tricksy. False."

263480  VeeKay: @Scoo Literally choking on bile here dud

263498  piranharama: That face when you can see time

263496  WTF: Porntub Time Machine

263507  norgu5: Aaaaand you're touching it. Gross.

263495  Solemn: The only way to dog paddle.

263497  Solemn: ;3

263465  Solemn: The most obvious rad in the universe.

263466  Solemn: "Hey, here's a cane! Now it's a crutch! Now it's a baby! And now I've ABSORBED the baby! Take that, David Copperfield!"

263470  Solemn: $3.49 here. On the beach, it's $4.29, and don't even get me started on the $5.35 guy that camps out about 30 miles up the highway. That's guy's about 16 kinds of an arschgeige.

263427  Air Biscuit: "Cats love it!"

263485  Solemn: We need more bathroom signs like this.

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

263357 Passive: Denny's has better pancakes and doesn't cost like fourteen dollars a short stack

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263293 Science: @Bohab: I'm pretty sure that, at this time, the wife's satisfaction was not a concern

263272 Science: *"Immigrant Song" intensifies*

263465 Solemn: The most obvious rad in the universe.

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263325 Science: @Felicity Give me Slack, or give me death!

263428 Jesse P: Really, the cat did it!

263215 tib gubb: PLEASE, LET'S NOT DO THIS ON THE SPACESHIP :((



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Score:
395
 
 BILL DOOR: THAT WAS A FUNNY DARK SOULS VIDEO.
 Fancy Clown: Slow day in the superhero factory eh?
 Ulillillia: #MAGA
 sparename: Who paid for it?
 Cami: Call Blob.
 White Rice: "Quick, someone call the Kool-Aid Man!"
 chhumphrey: Democrats would disagree with the quote
 el jefe: wrong!
 Knice: *TRUMP! :-(
 SpaceCow: And if he gets beat, he calls on his cousin Great.
Image 176676   05-02-17   Uploaded by    ethernet
Score:
711
 
 Rat-Butt: That is an unusual breed...the Just Head Dog. No David Bryn insight, though
 Rat-Butt: That is an unusual breed...the Just Head Dog. No David Bryn insight, though
 VoR: No pup. Only face.
 Annoying Vegan : Corgis have the best smiles! Just the absolute best!
 chhumphrey: Is this happy dog tired or tired dog happy?
 SpaceCow: Blorp.
Image 176675   05-02-17   Uploaded by    redpeepee
Score:
264
 
 whipwing: For all his flaws, I liked Rob Fords chin and hair.
 tritium: @Wooden Spoon aww, I'm just glad it's enjoyed!
 Wooden Spoon: @tritium: I'm frequently amazed that comments like yours don't get a million +'s. That is a hilarious comment.
 buffalo: Rest In Peace, my sweet prince.
 SpaceCow: This crack is makin' me thirsty.
 chhumphrey: @tritium I always got the two of them confused
 el jefe: and did about the same amount of crack
 tritium: It's in bad taste to make fat jokes, but Rob Ford always seemed like if Chris Farley wasn't acting.
Image 176674   05-02-17   Uploaded by    XLY
Image 176673 is unbelievably bad (score -10) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by hot hot dog. We'll pray for you, hot hot dog.
Score:
420
 
 KingTrebek: Chester's confused cousin
Image 176672   05-02-17   Uploaded by    XLY
Score:
394
 
 Peter Pantsless: @XLY I (+)'ed your comment for use of the word "nerdlinger"
 Peter Pantsless: @White Rice @el jefe I had a lot of fun with it. Although I will say that I probably played the gameboy advance version more. Great for long trips where I didn't have to drive. I still have that thing in the same box as my original gameboy, virtual boy, and sega nomad
 trelyate: Final Fantasy Tick-tocks
 SomeCanadian: Never! *HISSSS* @Meow
 XLY: I'd buy it if it used just the roman numerals and background art, I'm not a total dweebaboo nerdlinger but I've played at least 12 of those
 White Rice: @el jefe I was going to say that's a bold statement, but then I realized I never really see anyone on the spaceship talk about the final fantasy games. That might be a perfectly accepted sentiment around here, I don't have enough experience to know either way. I'll admit it was quite a bit different from the other games, but I think it was fine that way (though that damn perma-death always did bug me)
 el jefe: How is tactics the centerpiece? That game sucked.
 Meow: @SomeCanadian Yahtzee wants his joke back
 SomeCanadian: this takes all the guesswork out of when I have to be an androgynous teenager with stupid hair trying to kill God
 Thyming: Although the story was a ripoff of Star Wars, the combat of XII was probably one of the best.
Image 176671   05-02-17   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
139
 
 SomeCanadian: It's ontology-flavoured! @Thyming
 Thyming: Always sacrifice your purple goo for the almighty space Dorito.
Image 176670   05-02-17   Uploaded by    caesar
Score:
330
 
 prius: @SomeCanadian actually [with which] unless she's on the radio..
 DrinkMixMan: Have they sucked it clean off?
 XLY: I can't tell if this is tumblr or twitter, but I'm guessing tumblr because I FEEL dumber immediately after reading it
 SomeCanadian: RAD for pedantry @ignatz
 bbbrandon: [at which]
Image 176669   05-02-17   Uploaded by    blablabla
Score:
420
 
 BILL DOOR: 'CAN I COME IN NOW, FRAN?' 'NO, NOT 'TIL YOU REMOVE THE MASK.' 'FRAN, COME ON.'
 piranharama: Oh yeah, soon as she gets off that lappy I'm gettin in there and hacking her datas.
 DrinkMixMan: Shudderstock
 XLY: *Shutterstalk
 funny in the wall: Bring out the gimp
 sparename: She's on-line shopping for a Gimp-Flap
 Thyming: "Mary, why don't you rush B?"
 bug: *tap tap* Susan, this role play just isn't going to work if you're not going to commit to the role. You're just sitting at a blank laptop. I can see the screen from here. Jesus, Susan you're standing in the kitchen with a turned-off laptop.
 chhumphrey: shutter indeed
 A duck: Yeah, yeah, I see you out there. Can't you murder me some other time? Right now I'm on Friendly Spaceship.
Image 176668   05-02-17   Uploaded by    georgerino
Score:
262
 
 RogueLeader: @el jefe Are those, uh, good memories?
 el jefe: Is that a cigarette vending machine? Brings back memories of my mom sending me to get a pack at the bowling alley
 Cami: Deserve has nothing to do with it. Give me my refund.
 tib gubb: this would make 99.9% of tech support calls unnecessary.
 KingTrebek: Or if you put money into that empty vending machine
Image 176667   05-02-17   Uploaded by    electrode
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