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262291  shadebane: autorad for RE

262291  Disclosure: Totally not dead bodies.

262291  danny: Listen to the voice in your head. Everything is fine. You left no forensic evidence that you did anything here. Just leave calmly and quietly...

262291  Magic Bullets: This is fine.

262276  Teechur: @rip odb They won't bring in any ticks or fleas, either.

262279  Teechur: You axolotl questions

262281  Teechur: @Zarathustra *are on stripclub

262267  wolfpk: Corgis: What are you planning on doing with that!

262269  wolfpk: Apartments overlooking the river.

262289  robocop: Or he wants to suffocate you. One or the other.

262281  Zarathustra: Did u see*

262270  wolfpk: Aww, poor puppy! Your still a good boy!

262285  Knice: Not all heroes wear capes.

262271  Side Boob: @Knice At least you aren't the type of person that would snapchat it with 'bruh' as the caption.

262273  Side Boob: Poor pupper :(

262241  SuedeOxford: I like ricehorn

262256  BavidDowie: he ded

262260  a robot: If that's the case, you're doing it wrong

262284  toad: Genius. Lets the mother / father sit the child down whilst they do their business. You don't want the child sitting on / touching the dirty floor.

262269  Teechur: Unfetter a Bork Yahoo

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262160 Felicity: @Prostata It's like Kinski from Nightbreed

261978 Amy Housewine: No I'm fairly sure 'aligator' means 'crocodile'.

262157 Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

262084 Felicity: @VeeKay Jean Baptiste Emanuel Zorg

261976 antipatterns: isn't even better than Polar fercrissakes

262086 Felicity: @DrNinjaman I want to kiss something that will turn ME into a beautiful princess!

261949 Felicity: Pigloaf

262089 Felicity: Aooooo! Don't forget to send away for your three dee glasses kids!

262107 Felicity: No heartbeat, you fork

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Score:
675
 
 BavidDowie: can't be any worse than our current system
 Wooden Spoon: @Aemuli : Bernie Sanders for broadsword receiver 2020!
 deeeeeeeez: Didn't know the new King Arthur movie was directed by Al Gore...
 Science: Her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite...
 hajjpodge: @Aemuli Until you google what kind of people still own swords. Hint: they're the worst of the neckbeard subgenus of humanity.
 VoR: Water sword only once.
 chhumphrey: @a robot Bloody Peasant!
 a robot: @chhumphrey Help, help, I'm being repressed!
 Aemuli: This is actually starting to seem like a decent method for choosing a leader
 chhumphrey: @SomeCanadian Now we see the violence inherent in the system!
 SomeCanadian: Shut up, will you, SHUT UP! @Side Boob
 Side Boob: If I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
Image 176665   05-02-17   Uploaded by    maura
Score:
376
 
 Sauce Packets: I hope so because I am having a hard time with aging
 piranharama: "And f*cking millennials"
 Flirb Dampumple: stealing chalkboards from in front of bars
 SpaceCow: "Except for music, that's all garbage."
 Urn BooUrn: @Mr. Butt It raises more than just questions.
 McBomalds: I hope they are talking about old people sex
 ch: your odds of dying
 petepuma: CHEESE
 grizzly: Swinging
 fakeusername: Erosion? Moss? The study of geology?
 Mr. Butt: This raises more questions than it answers....
Image 176664   05-02-17   Uploaded by    tea
Score:
213
 
 Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: Maybe your lizard could make friends with the snake in Woody's boots.
 MyPasswordAintPassword: I have a lizard that likes living in my boots
 White Male: What's up, Docs?
Image 176663   05-02-17   Uploaded by    claphands
Score:
319
 
 Ihminen: @tritium Care to elaborate what you mean with that commen- *scrolls further down* OOOoH i get it!
 tritium: Yeah! You monsters, using a cat as a laptop table.
 Meow: This silhouette of Trump looks misshapen
Image 176662   05-02-17   Uploaded by    Bitcoin Burglar
Score:
143
 
 BavidDowie: friggin' Masons
 SomeCanadian: Later Shitlords!
 fakeusername: that isn't how chess works at all!
Image 176661   05-02-17   Uploaded by    edvard
Score:
675
 
 BILL DOOR: @SomeCanadian YES, THAT CAT IS NICE.
 SomeCanadian: Guessing the nice cat is accurate, though. @BILL DOOR
 BILL DOOR: @SomeCanadian NEGATIVE. TOO MUCH HAIR. TOO MUCH FLESH. NOT ENOUGH BONES. ALSO, I DON'T USE APPLE PRODUCTS, THEY ARE PRODUCED IN ABHORRENT WORKING CONDITIONS BY UNDERPAID, UNDERAGE LABORERS.
 Ronick: testicular cancer shield
 hajjpodge: Win-win for the cat. Heater on top, human slave heater underneath.
 SomeCanadian: I'm guessing this is @BILL DOOR in his native environment
 sparename: Cattop computing
 Mr. Butt: Cats gonna cat
 Sage: I thunk he'e got it bsckward.
Image 176660   05-02-17   Uploaded by    fisto
Score:
66
 
 fanny: @a robot a while back i was really close to making a Christopher Walken account after seeing about 5 "Walkens Welcome" pics posted here... My only comment was going to be "Please stop using my image"
 a robot: Someone should make an account as Triumph the insult comic dog and never break character, only posting on boring images like this. Like "What a nice kindergarten classroom.....FOR ME TO POOP ON!" It might liven up some of this random crap that keeps getting posted
Image 176659   05-02-17   Uploaded by    deadwombat
Score:
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 KickassHellyeah: If it were Chuck Tingle, I'd elect him.
 petepuma: He would!
 james: Could Chuck? Would Chuck? Vote for him this. November to find out!
Image 176658   05-02-17   Uploaded by    Rent A Dog
Score:
279
 
 AFanOfSprite: Marijuanagramma Extended
 Otterman: It's spelled "Funyan"
 CastleBravo: It'll get there......eventually. Maybe.
 shwoarty: looks kinda like Jared Leto
 petepuma: is that Don Felder?
 Prostata: yipi-ki-yay!
Image 176657   05-02-17   Uploaded by    Lemonator
Score:
468
 
 BavidDowie: this salad bar looks expensive
 Kim: Box without hinges, locks or lid...
 SpaceCow: Hardboiled dragon eggs, should be served on a bed of unicorn ribeye.
 petepuma: cooked the scotch egg too long
 Xeno: FYI, rough precious opal.
 Bu7Z: Fossilised Cadbury creme egg?
 SomeCanadian: *Throws pokeball*
 fanny: @WTF an eggcellent example of one, too
 WTF: Eggates
Image 176656   05-02-17   Uploaded by    Relp
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