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272521  a sedated moose: I want a giant murder-kitty.

272537  Dr Awkward: MonkeyBearDog demands attention.

272532  FabricMan: "Use this to write your will"

272523  Bob: Dope

272511  m o l e m a n: Taco juggling - a new olympic 'sport' coming soon.

272531  Dr Awkward: "Hell in a Cell" for those of you who weren't into professional wrestling 20 years ago.

272533  Dr Awkward: A puppy, a sunset, and a dry Riesling sounds great.

272496  charlemagne: @Shay can't say that, that word belongs to welsh people, you're going to get in trouble

272544  rubix1924: He gets all the boops for his heckin generous snoot!

272530  Greifer: congrats! you did it!

272525  bug: I have no idea what happened to your powdered donut.

272529  tib gubb: tastes like murder. delicious, delicious murder

272530  tib gubb: this one gets me every time

272527  Kirtov: Well, you wouldn't get far with your enormous penis still inside. That's just common sense.

272524  Not A Bot: oh shit it may have been funnier if I said friend.

272479  SuedeOxford: @mexican Cena 'nuff

272531  SuedeOxford: I thought I would enjoy seeing Shane McMahon on top of her...

272530  dangerkeith3000: It's a me!

272528  Dr Awkward: OOoh, glacial lake!

272502  twitter: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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3. Not A Bot
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5. Mad Collager
6. addend
7. dangerkeith3000
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9. a robot
10. Shay



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272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

272205 Mr Bleak: Anythings a building if you're ...

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

272245 Side Boob: Time to go to the ER, I guess.

272155 White Rice: @Science oh no!



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grizzly uploaded 272448 (907 points)
White Rice uploaded 272099 (907 points)
waynelord uploaded 272315 (883 points)
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Jalamunch Totorito uploaded 272166 (853 points)
grimes uploaded 272379 (848 points)
Amy Housewine uploaded 272056 (836 points)
Side Boob uploaded 272360 (820 points)
confession uploaded 272135 (818 points)
dorian uploaded 272152 (813 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 272351 (806 points)


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 2. Mexico: 5439 points
 3. Annoying Vegan : 5050 points
 4. Side Boob: 4546 points
 5. E. HONDA: 2714 points
 6. grizzly: 2506 points
 7. dangerkeith3000: 2238 points
 8. Albo Grungus: 1984 points
 9. brutal: 1845 points
10. westerner: 1830 points
11. youshall: 1806 points
12. Surprising: 1715 points
13. NoOneImportant: 1597 points
14. JollyWell: 1585 points
15. Snow Plow: 1576 points
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Score:
675
 
 BavidDowie: can't be any worse than our current system
 Wooden Spoon: @Aemuli : Bernie Sanders for broadsword receiver 2020!
 deeeeeeeez: Didn't know the new King Arthur movie was directed by Al Gore...
 Science: Her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite...
 hajjpodge: @Aemuli Until you google what kind of people still own swords. Hint: they're the worst of the neckbeard subgenus of humanity.
 westerner: Water sword only once.
 chhumphrey: @a robot Bloody Peasant!
 a robot: @chhumphrey Help, help, I'm being repressed!
 Aemuli: This is actually starting to seem like a decent method for choosing a leader
 chhumphrey: @SomeCanadian Now we see the violence inherent in the system!
 SomeCanadian: Shut up, will you, SHUT UP! @Side Boob
 Side Boob: If I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
Image 176665   05-02-17   Uploaded by    maura
Score:
376
 
 Sauce Packets: I hope so because I am having a hard time with aging
 piranharama: "And f*cking millennials"
 Flirb Dampumple: stealing chalkboards from in front of bars
 SpaceCow: "Except for music, that's all garbage."
 Urn BooUrn: @Mr. Butt It raises more than just questions.
 McBomalds: I hope they are talking about old people sex
 ch: your odds of dying
 petepuma: CHEESE
 grizzly: Swinging
 fakeusername: Erosion? Moss? The study of geology?
 Mr. Butt: This raises more questions than it answers....
Image 176664   05-02-17   Uploaded by    tea
Score:
213
 
 Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: Maybe your lizard could make friends with the snake in Woody's boots.
 MyPasswordAintPassword: I have a lizard that likes living in my boots
 White Male: What's up, Docs?
Image 176663   05-02-17   Uploaded by    claphands
Score:
319
 
 Ihminen: @tritium Care to elaborate what you mean with that commen- *scrolls further down* OOOoH i get it!
 tritium: Yeah! You monsters, using a cat as a laptop table.
 Meow: This silhouette of Trump looks misshapen
Image 176662   05-02-17   Uploaded by    Bitcoin Burglar
Score:
143
 
 BavidDowie: friggin' Masons
 SomeCanadian: Later Shitlords!
 fakeusername: that isn't how chess works at all!
Image 176661   05-02-17   Uploaded by    edvard
Score:
675
 
 BILL DOOR: @SomeCanadian YES, THAT CAT IS NICE.
 SomeCanadian: Guessing the nice cat is accurate, though. @BILL DOOR
 BILL DOOR: @SomeCanadian NEGATIVE. TOO MUCH HAIR. TOO MUCH FLESH. NOT ENOUGH BONES. ALSO, I DON'T USE APPLE PRODUCTS, THEY ARE PRODUCED IN ABHORRENT WORKING CONDITIONS BY UNDERPAID, UNDERAGE LABORERS.
 Ronick: testicular cancer shield
 hajjpodge: Win-win for the cat. Heater on top, human slave heater underneath.
 SomeCanadian: I'm guessing this is @BILL DOOR in his native environment
 sparename: Cattop computing
 Mr. Butt: Cats gonna cat
 Sage: I thunk he'e got it bsckward.
Image 176660   05-02-17   Uploaded by    fisto
Score:
66
 
 fanny: @a robot a while back i was really close to making a Christopher Walken account after seeing about 5 "Walkens Welcome" pics posted here... My only comment was going to be "Please stop using my image"
 a robot: Someone should make an account as Triumph the insult comic dog and never break character, only posting on boring images like this. Like "What a nice kindergarten classroom.....FOR ME TO POOP ON!" It might liven up some of this random crap that keeps getting posted
Image 176659   05-02-17   Uploaded by    deadwombat
Score:
488
 
 KickassHellyeah: If it were Chuck Tingle, I'd elect him.
 petepuma: He would!
 james: Could Chuck? Would Chuck? Vote for him this. November to find out!
Image 176658   05-02-17   Uploaded by    Rent A Dog
Score:
279
 
 AFanOfSprite: Marijuanagramma Extended
 Otterman: It's spelled "Funyan"
 CastleBravo: It'll get there......eventually. Maybe.
 shwoarty: looks kinda like Jared Leto
 petepuma: is that Don Felder?
 Prostata: yipi-ki-yay!
Image 176657   05-02-17   Uploaded by    Lemonator
Score:
468
 
 BavidDowie: this salad bar looks expensive
 Kim: Box without hinges, locks or lid...
 SpaceCow: Hardboiled dragon eggs, should be served on a bed of unicorn ribeye.
 petepuma: cooked the scotch egg too long
 Xeno: FYI, rough precious opal.
 Bu7Z: Fossilised Cadbury creme egg?
 SomeCanadian: *Throws pokeball*
 fanny: @WTF an eggcellent example of one, too
 WTF: Eggates
Image 176656   05-02-17   Uploaded by    Relp
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