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216351  Yurishiro: THAT's where all those stories where the son kills the father come from.

216342  Yurishiro: Dance with me, honey, dance like you never danced before!

216169  Science: @Hokie333: At least they aren't showing ankle.

216344  Yurishiro: No he didn't!

216183  Science: "Woah - sorry bro, you're not on the list. Back of the line"

216190  Science: Slams "Enemy" button repeatedly

216347  Yurishiro: Yup, that's the government M.O.

216348  Yurishiro: He's such a cool head he's used as a refrigerator.

216203  Science: @Nope: Can't deny me, bitch. I always win in the end.

216349  Yurishiro: Times were ruff in 2010 B.C.

216215  Science: Slugs? He created slugs?

216224  Science: Private Johnson lost his penis in a tragic backblast accident today...

216357  realjon: Omg where did you find this?? I have an uncle I NEED to get this for.

216232  Science: I say we start a war on May the 5th. Maybe call it Cinco de Quatro?

216268  Science: Connie Chung rubs this in his face every year.

216270  Science: @wolfpk: Wrong part though

216274  Science: @trelyate: I don't know - I'm sure there will be plenty of guys in masks groping mustachioed fellows.

216288  Science: @Air Biscuit: 15-20 pounds

216321  Mad Collager: At least one vehicle using this road was very effishient.

216357  Tacorleone: Goat at home, hold the phone

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216141 Rev80: Don't use that hydrant.. It's full of Super Mario Brothers Rule34 images..

216098 addend: "The good news is that we didn't find any polyps..."

216143 wolfpk: Now that's what I call a salad! Where do you get it?

216191 Rev80: Finally, a public park with spooning practice equipment

216299 zrj235: if you eat a little baking soda or antacid when you take amphetamines, it can make them absorb better

216224 Science: Private Johnson lost his penis in a tragic backblast accident today...

216273 Teechur: @fanny @boozer Oh, yeah, they do! My 16 y-o daughter finds hers every now and then and plays all kinds of music on it for a couple of weeks. Then it gets "lost" again.

216237 wolfpk: Trying not to puke!

216140 Robespierre: Hell of a posse you got there.

216231 binglesnort: "Lisa's casting spells at an eighth grade level, you've sinned against nature"



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Score:
448
 
 Hokie333: Christ, what an Ashishole.
 DrinkMixMan: As a coward I am too scared to message you anyway.
 dangerkeith3000: Sheesh, Ashish! Calm tf down.
 Darmstadtium: Ashish, light!
 grizzly: Ashish knows exactly what he wants. A bunch of dwarves and a wizard to help steal gold from a dragon.
 Hyphae: Done
Image 176635   05-02-17   Uploaded by    Murm Gungus
Score:
325
 
 SpaceCow: "You can't make an omelette without breaking some eggs, Linda."
 CastleBravo: Paul just needs to get Purple so the switcherinos don't affect him anymore.
 Scoo: Go eat a patio, Paul
 MasterTwig: That's not using a common phrase incorrectly. That's altering a common phrase so it's different.
 DarkTeddy: No.
Image 176634   05-02-17   Uploaded by    westerner
Score:
360
 
 SpaceCow: Order your own Interociter today!(Some assembly required)
 DrinkMixMan: As you can see, he has discovered inner piece(s)
 sparename: Early Arduino Starter Kit
 itskando: We get it; you vaporware
 Teechur: Zen and the Art of Vacuum Tube Era Electronics Maintenance.
 WaffleIron: Speaker, on the left. I NEED two!
 Zampano: He owns a LOT of electronics for a Buddhist monk
Image 176633   05-02-17   Uploaded by    Gonzo
Score:
292
 
 yev: #117179
 Cami: Steven Segal's hammer.
 Spazstatic: Maybe should have used a crowbar...
 itskando: Yaknow - for smokin on the jerb
 gumble: New 'HAMMER TIME'
 Teechur: Pallet artisans need more robust tools.
 piranharama: Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall wield the power of Thor.
 Bu7Z: I think I had the same hammer, and killed it in the same way.
 Zampano: "Dude, I'm so hammered right now"
Image 176632   05-02-17   Uploaded by    John Blender
Score:
320
 
 RainbowTornado: Rad for all things Onion
 itskando: @Nopetology :/
 Nopetology: Thalidomide is a hell of a drug
 Teechur: He's gonna need those arms now that he's reached puberty.
 Greek Fire: do you love me now, father
 Peter Pantsless: Hah; I remember when my arms grew in
 Zampano: Skipped arm day for 13yrs?
Image 176631   05-02-17   Uploaded by    Cory Trevor
Score:
307
 
 Wooden Spoon: Take off your shoes you animals!
 CastleBravo: @Dick Inspector Username/Comment combo!
 Dick Inspector: Down with pants, up with kilts!
 itskando: This porn has its ups and downs
 Teechur: Wedding or Prom? I won't knock their foreplay rituals until I've tried them. Rad for kilts on a trampoline, by the way.
Image 176630   05-02-17   Uploaded by    eevee
Score:
296
 
 Rat-Butt: But, who is the daddy?
 Rat-Butt: But, who is the daddy?
 Rat-Butt: But, who is the daddy?
 Ihminen: S! A! F! E! T! Y! safety! matches! du du di di du du dudi du di
 piranharama: Not so safe are they?
 DarkTeddy: What.. are those
 enfanta: Mazel tov!
 WaffleIron: Congratulations!
 Zampano: This scares me
Image 176629   05-02-17   Uploaded by    Stephen Milkmus
Score:
132
 
 Suburbanmom: FINALLY!!!
 petepuma: Next year they will have to come out with one that's bigger because someone will complain it doesn't hold the super-sized fries
 Wet farts: Please stop making shit like this.
 A duck: I think you mean FREEDOM FRIES, motherfucker!
 A duck: The most Americanest product
 Zampano: because 'MERICA!!
Image 176628   05-02-17   Uploaded by    Cyka
Score:
289
 
 Teechur: Where did all the flamingos? They all flamingwent to the restroom.
 Zampano: Usually the last stall is for handicap. This one is obviously for flamingos and flamingo enthusiasts...
Image 176627   05-02-17   Uploaded by    jonz
Score:
360
 
 Rat-Butt: EPA and Dept of Energy are not doing there job right
 petepuma: Does the incredible hulk have radioactive wet dreams?
 Zampano: I have weird dreams too, but I've never gotten cancer from them
Image 176626   05-02-17   Uploaded by    brutal
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