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268233  BavidDowie: A good scientist tries to reproduce her results

268229  BavidDowie: Trade you this for a bag of Ruffles

268233  Warrax: Everyone knows you're high.

268231  BavidDowie: Also: it's a 2-stroke-then-bite-the-shit-outta-ya

268231  BavidDowie: Listen to that baby purr

268222  a robot: Does New Mexico count?

268228  a robot: Jesus fucking christ on a pogo stick, this is godawful :(

268216  Hokie333: Beep-beep-boop, motherfucker.

268228  WannaBee: @Knice yep, I voted BAD.

268240  Drump Porbs: aka Nick Furry

268227  KingTrebek: I assume this was very funny for those involved...

268231  Knice: Meowtorcycles.

268232  Knice: That building was too high.

268233  Knice: "I've done the work in my own lab."

268237  Knice: First you crack your neck, then they cash your check.

268212  Not A Bot: Hey buddy, I noticed you've got a hands free box too. Wanna open them together?

268182  Off Topic: Something, something, why one gender lives longer than another because what's in their pants makes a difference to what's between their ears.

268214  illBilliam: What a shame. Another child devoured by the torsoless pants monster.

268224  WannaBee: @Yam because cleavage?

268172  Korrok: Korrok approves.

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268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!



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10. withak: 1651 points
11. Gomi Day: 1570 points
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14. midgetcastle: 1494 points
15. Bacon Train: 1428 points
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Score:
448
 
 Hokie333: Christ, what an Ashishole.
 DrinkMixMan: As a coward I am too scared to message you anyway.
 space: Sheesh, Ashish! Calm tf down.
 Darmstadtium: Ashish, light!
 grizzly: Ashish knows exactly what he wants. A bunch of dwarves and a wizard to help steal gold from a dragon.
 Hyphae: Done
Image 176635   05-02-17   Uploaded by    Murm Gungus
Score:
325
 
 SpaceCow: "You can't make an omelette without breaking some eggs, Linda."
 CastleBravo: Paul just needs to get Purple so the switcherinos don't affect him anymore.
 Scoo: Go eat a patio, Paul
 MasterTwig: That's not using a common phrase incorrectly. That's altering a common phrase so it's different.
 DarkTeddy: No.
Image 176634   05-02-17   Uploaded by    westerner
Score:
388
 
 balloon: Zen-ith
 SpaceCow: Order your own Interociter today!(Some assembly required)
 DrinkMixMan: As you can see, he has discovered inner piece(s)
 sparename: Early Arduino Starter Kit
 itskando: We get it; you vaporware
 Teechur: Zen and the Art of Vacuum Tube Era Electronics Maintenance.
 WaffleIron: Speaker, on the left. I NEED two!
 Zampano: He owns a LOT of electronics for a Buddhist monk
Image 176633   05-02-17   Uploaded by    Gonzo
Score:
292
 
 yev: #117179
 Cami: Steven Segal's hammer.
 Spazstatic: Maybe should have used a crowbar...
 itskando: Yaknow - for smokin on the jerb
 gumble: New 'HAMMER TIME'
 Teechur: Pallet artisans need more robust tools.
 piranharama: Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall wield the power of Thor.
 Bu7Z: I think I had the same hammer, and killed it in the same way.
 Zampano: "Dude, I'm so hammered right now"
Image 176632   05-02-17   Uploaded by    John Blender
Score:
320
 
 RainbowTornado: Rad for all things Onion
 itskando: @Nopetology :/
 Nopetology: Thalidomide is a hell of a drug
 Teechur: He's gonna need those arms now that he's reached puberty.
 Greek Fire: do you love me now, father
 Peter Pantsless: Hah; I remember when my arms grew in
 Zampano: Skipped arm day for 13yrs?
Image 176631   05-02-17   Uploaded by    Cory Trevor
Score:
340
 
 Wooden Spoon: Take off your shoes you animals!
 CastleBravo: @Dick Inspector Username/Comment combo!
 Dick Inspector: Down with pants, up with kilts!
 itskando: This porn has its ups and downs
 Teechur: Wedding or Prom? I won't knock their foreplay rituals until I've tried them. Rad for kilts on a trampoline, by the way.
Image 176630   05-02-17   Uploaded by    eevee
Score:
328
 
 Rat-Butt: But, who is the daddy?
 Rat-Butt: But, who is the daddy?
 Rat-Butt: But, who is the daddy?
 Ihminen: S! A! F! E! T! Y! safety! matches! du du di di du du dudi du di
 piranharama: Not so safe are they?
 DarkTeddy: What.. are those
 enfanta: Mazel tov!
 WaffleIron: Congratulations!
 Zampano: This scares me
Image 176629   05-02-17   Uploaded by    Stephen Milkmus
Score:
132
 
 Suburbanmom: FINALLY!!!
 petepuma: Next year they will have to come out with one that's bigger because someone will complain it doesn't hold the super-sized fries
 Wet farts: Please stop making shit like this.
 A duck: I think you mean FREEDOM FRIES, motherfucker!
 A duck: The most Americanest product
 Zampano: because 'MERICA!!
Image 176628   05-02-17   Uploaded by    Cyka
Score:
289
 
 Teechur: Where did all the flamingos? They all flamingwent to the restroom.
 Zampano: Usually the last stall is for handicap. This one is obviously for flamingos and flamingo enthusiasts...
Image 176627   05-02-17   Uploaded by    jonz
Score:
388
 
 Rat-Butt: EPA and Dept of Energy are not doing there job right
 petepuma: Does the incredible hulk have radioactive wet dreams?
 Zampano: I have weird dreams too, but I've never gotten cancer from them
Image 176626   05-02-17   Uploaded by    brutal
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