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268420  Big Baby: Miles

268405  sparename: Nice day for it

268381  Teechur: @Zaxxoff Yeah, could have been ANY hipster.

268383  Teechur: Underwater parkour

268386  Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268388  Teechur: Don't forget the Aft Deacceleration Announcers

268395  Teechur: So good it gave him Forest Whitaker eye.

268397  Teechur: I would have said, ". . .'Oh ducks, oh ducks, oh ducks,' or just 'ducks wonderful ducks!' I practice these sayings every day, ad even thought the ducks haven't come yet, when they do, I'll know what to say."

268401  Teechur: @Fiveninety Could be RG8 or similar coax, but no self-respecting Ham radio op would bury cable. The dielectric breaks down eventually and it needs to be replaced.

268403  Teechur: Beware: Mostly floofy, but pointy on 5 ends.

268404  Teechur: He helmet too big for he cat-danged head

268405  Teechur: I truly can't believe that this has been radded at all.

268408  Teechur: No Fs given that day

268417  Murm Gungus: I did a similar stunt that cost me about $3. I bought a posterboard and wrote "I need a good job. Please call or text ###" stood at busy intersection with sign about 2 hrs and got a call from local news. They did a story on me and I had a job in less than 24 hrs.

268356  addend: (Downloads Whatsapp.)

268366  addend: (Opens flavor packet.)

268371  addend: "But it's an upside-down V." / "IDGAF."

268374  addend: (Scores several three pointers.)

268265  smusher: I used to know a girl who could sing Aria 62

268388  addend: Just keep one eye on the road and one on the zippityclock.

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 A duck: The heat from the radiation would melt the snowman. Jeez, can't you guys at least TRY to be ACCURATE in your jokes? I mean COME ON! *puts on fedora* M'lady!
 werterland: RADiation research
 Darmstadtium: Makes me want to read more about radiation!
 Urn BooUrn: Makes me want to read Calvin and Hobbes.
Image 176579   05-01-17   Uploaded by    Schizoid
Score:
211
 
 badger: "Beaver Patrol" lol
 Higdec: Ed Roth's customs were so cool. Definitely one of the kings of custom cars.
 Ulillillia: That means two things.
Image 176578   05-01-17   Uploaded by    clueful
Score:
352
 
 FatTigerWoods: Now with car rental service
 itskando: And guns. And donuts. And a petting zoo. And obligatory sharks with lasers and trexes trained to use grabber claws. And the king of all cosmos. And occasional visits from the not yet forgotten FSM. And notary public. We do that too.
 mickeyd: they expanded.
 Suburbanmom: Something tells me a protest from people who can't read good occurred on this site!
 werterland: @Urn BooUrn Maybe they have a Redbox.
 Urn BooUrn: One of those is still a thing.
 Nope: We may have gotten a little hasty and backed ourselves into a corner...
Image 176577   05-01-17   Uploaded by    celtic
Score:
204
 
 duckybox: Buckle
 A duck: It's a trick: both creatures in this photo are dead.
 spydermon: Rocket from Guardians in human form.
 White Rice: @ChubbyBuddy that beard, attire & complexion tells me he did neither of those things (or if he did, or wasn't killing via hunting...that's from the eyes though)
 ChubbyBuddy: Bad unless he k1lled 1t h1mself and ate the meat
 Hyphae: Foxswap?
 tib gubb: woop de damn do!
 Scoo: Foxy!
Image 176576   05-01-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
Score:
922
 
 ethernet: Good practice for pouring perfume on a pig
 itskando: Makes me think of sad daft punk music video about dysmorphia
 wolfpk: CEO- We have all these zombie heads and we can't sell any of the. Marketer- Don't worry I have an idea!
 Hyphae: Put on the special decoder glasses that comes with the kit, and see that the image on the box just says: CONSUME. BUY. COMPLY.
 Borkf: @Hokie333 They're all out of bubblegum
 Hokie333: Bubblegum sold separately
 KrazyKat: The Curl Up and Dye Beauty Salon!
 tib gubb: the most well adjusted kid on the block
 WTF: This is the best thing ever.
Image 176575   05-01-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
245
 
 DarkTeddy: I swear if you paint better than me...
 piranharama: Do you mind?
 Peter Pantsless: Who paints the painters?
 Mr. Skeltal: Cool Mac book Pro
Image 176574   05-01-17   Uploaded by    kimjongun
Score:
330
 
 parrotsnest: You could bury it halfway and pretend its falling into a tar pit
 Peter Pantsless: @Himesama That's freaking adorable. Also rad for real life!
 Himesama: My sons left this at my parent's house for guarding the front door.
 ChubbyBuddy: Thanks. ! mean, Merry Chr1stmas. whatever
 Peter Pantsless: "Well, I got out of the book, but now I'm tiny...still gonna call it a win."
Image 176573   05-01-17   Uploaded by    Himesama
Score:
254
 
 Mr. Lizard: very colorful dinos. no feathers. C-
Image 176572   05-01-17   Uploaded by    Religion X
Score:
427
 
 madmax1: @Hokie333 No they dont
 A duck: @werterland: [subtle reference letter you know that I too have seen Supernatural]
 werterland: Im sorry, classic rock fans: that song is forever cemented in my brain now as being associated with Supernatural.
 cenecia: There'll be peace when this meme is gone.
 Hokie333: "Kansas was a big part of a big part of music where bands were often named after geographical locations, and let's hope that that never happens again, because quite frankly, THOSE BANDS SUCK." --Oderus Urungus
 Mr. Whiskers: You can't just put a thing in another thing, can you?
Image 176571   05-01-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
Score:
264
 
 wolfpk: But what I really wanted was some paper to roll a joint.
 werterland: Inaccurate username/upload combo.
 tib gubb: welcome to LA
 Peter Pantsless: Right off the bat I see a $1 coupon, so there's your gum right there
 MamboNumber6: all the free toilet paper just for the price of gum!
 RainbowTornado: Cvs you rat! How could you give your own brother the ol spicy receipt?!
 ChubbyBuddy: roll 1t up l1ke a scroll and pretend youre g1v1ng out royal decrees
Image 176570   05-01-17   Uploaded by    twitter
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