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258610  addend: C3P-toe, but no R-toe-D2.

258613  Mr. Shine: Idgi

258621  Amy Housewine: I'm-a bite youu leg

258621  Mr. Shine: *chomp* "HEY!!"

258496  VoR: I prefer mine furry

258505  VoR: Wind will do that.

258595  Shay: The ocean called: they're running out of shrimp.

258619  addend: # Y M C A #

258617  Felicity: White scuff marks, I guess

258600  VoR: @a robot in case one gets ripped off. Glad I never need to evolve a second.

258617  Felicity: Then why

258620  addend: Tortilla swaddling fools 'em every time.

258613  VoR: Wat?

258524  Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258620  VoR: That's what they said after it'd been eaten

258618  FabricMan: "Lady Marmalade?" Really?

258622  Scoo: I assume avocados are just implied

258616  AlexDeLarge: Bender lives large and kicks butt

258621  AlexDeLarge: Borfkobouros

258606  Scoo: By the very reason of it being an "alternative fact," no citation is needed nor even desired.

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2. Mr. Shine
3. Scoo
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5. tib gubb
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258305 Felicity: IT'S AN UGLY PLANET! A BUG PLANET!

258337 Felicity: I happen to like nice men

258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)

258383 Ironass: This genetic splicing has got to stop! Now they've crossed a woman with an owl!

258520 Felicity: Maybe point it away from the trees

258329 Felicity: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices



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Score:
907
 
 Mr. Butt: #176709 return flight
 grizzly: @Mr. Butt can't wait!
 Hosebag: @Teechur *sniff*
 Mr. Butt: @grizzly ...and it's done and uploaded (brought to you on behalf of the Guinness corporation).
 Mr. Butt: @grizzly it's in progress...
 grizzly: @Mr. Butt oh man, please do. He is a medium build dark brown hair (salt and pepper style) mid fifties white guy. He is also hard of hearing. I just wanted to throw that bit in to see what might come of it. If the news article had a picture of him, I would totally share it...
 piranharama: @Mr. Butt Oh lord yes
 Mr. Butt: @grizzly Briefly describe what your dad looks like...I'm doing a drunk MS paint of the incident
 grizzly: @Wet farts @Mr. Butt @scribbs The best part is, the local paper wrote a story about the missing red panda and made it a point to say that he crashed his drone during the search.
 Wet farts: @grizzly @Mr. Butt couldn't agree more. I actually laughed out loud when I read that comment.
 Mr. Butt: @grizzly I sincerely hope this becomes today's top comment, that's fucking hilarious :D
 scribbs: @grizzly That is a fun story. I laughed at the crashed-the-drone part. That must have been embarrassing :-)
 grizzly: Fun story. My local zoo "misplaced" one of their red pandas not too long ago. My father who had just started a for-hire drone service offered to help locate the animal which was believed to be in trees surrounding the zoo. He showed up, explained his "operation" to some zoo official, then crashed his drone within minutes. The red panda was never found.
 tib gubb: MEEP
 Teechur: Don't snoot that finger! You don't know where it's been!
 itskando: Boop
Image 176543   05-01-17   Uploaded by    Wet farts
Score:
271
 
 A duck: @Bill Rye: I will never reveal the Wu-Tang secret
 Bill Rye: Wu-Tang
 itskando: Good guy finger guns cloud
 tib gubb: Rod, Tod...
Image 176542   05-01-17   Uploaded by    A duck
Score:
257
 
 Mr. Butt: Graphic Design is my passion.
 SpaceCow: This is why we border text, children.
 Hosebag: The puck stops here.
Image 176541   05-01-17   Uploaded by    veryblue
Score:
471
 
 Suburbanmom: This pleases the dark lord housewife!
 Shay: *Theme song to Army of Darkness playing internally*
 sparename: For some apparent reason, I must say again, check out 'Running in Mazes' by Zoom Lens on your favourite video sharing website
 Hyphae: @tib gubb well, it's rather nice of the last one out to shut the window as he escapes...
 enfanta: @tib gubb either way, if they fall they're breaking everything.
 tib gubb: are they breaking in or breaking out?
 Himesama: Dooting and entering.
 piranharama: Doot doot doot doot doot doot (mission impossible theme)
Image 176540   05-01-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
95
 
 Bu7Z: @SpaceCow Chicken, IN a biscuit? In a box!? What wizardry is this?
 SpaceCow: Two seconds later, this was leaving twin streaks of rubber across the tile and carrying a box of Chicken in a Biscuit.
 TFChicken: Still taking it
Image 176539   05-01-17   Uploaded by    why the long face
Score:
577
 
 Teechur: I prefer Boy Scout popcorn, thanks. My hooman throws it and I catches it.
 SpaceCow: "Those cookies you're selling don't have chocolate in them, do they?"
 a robot: @Nope Username/comment combo :D
 Nope: Why would I buy a vacuum I am terrified of the things!?
Image 176538   05-01-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
606
 
 Shay: Have you seen the other half of my sunglasses MTV?
 SpaceCow: @grizzly Adds a whole new meaning to "East versus West".
 grizzly: @Knice I may start referring to my testicles based on their cardinal directions.
 Mr. Butt: google.com/amp/people.com/crime/marilyn-manson-punched-in-the-face-while-dining-at-dennys-report/amp/
 Knice: The best part of this is "kanyewesticle."
Image 176537   05-01-17   Uploaded by    deadwombat
Score:
559
 
 SaltLick: @scribbs man alive
 scribbs: Okay, that's cute.
Image 176536   05-01-17   Uploaded by    gary
Score:
888
 
 Bob: This makes me so happy.
 BavidDowie: o hai. I haz a der
 Hyphae: Okay, that's cute.
 Teechur: I's a momma?
 Hosebag: Do not attempt this with a Doberman.
 itskando: Deer has baby tick in its paws
 Psymon: @a robot No, you don't know where that dog has been
 a robot: He followed me home, can I keep him??
Image 176535   05-01-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
252
 
 Flarmie: Ralph Wiggum as a ghost?
 enfanta: @KrazyKat no no no no no! I love this little guy! He's probably an adorable dancer!
 KrazyKat: He followed me home. Can we kill it with fire?
Image 176534   05-01-17   Uploaded by    Cheesecake
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