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216342  Yurishiro: Dance with me, honey, dance like you never danced before!

216169  Science: @Hokie333: At least they aren't showing ankle.

216344  Yurishiro: No he didn't!

216183  Science: "Woah - sorry bro, you're not on the list. Back of the line"

216190  Science: Slams "Enemy" button repeatedly

216347  Yurishiro: Yup, that's the government M.O.

216348  Yurishiro: He's such a cool head he's used as a refrigerator.

216203  Science: @Nope: Can't deny me, bitch. I always win in the end.

216349  Yurishiro: Times were ruff in 2010 B.C.

216215  Science: Slugs? He created slugs?

216224  Science: Private Johnson lost his penis in a tragic backblast accident today...

216357  realjon: Omg where did you find this?? I have an uncle I NEED to get this for.

216232  Science: I say we start a war on May the 5th. Maybe call it Cinco de Quatro?

216268  Science: Connie Chung rubs this in his face every year.

216270  Science: @wolfpk: Wrong part though

216274  Science: @trelyate: I don't know - I'm sure there will be plenty of guys in masks groping mustachioed fellows.

216288  Science: @Air Biscuit: 15-20 pounds

216321  Mad Collager: At least one vehicle using this road was very effishient.

216357  Tacorleone: Goat at home, hold the phone

216304  Science: What kind of chip you got in there - a Dorito?

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216141 Rev80: Don't use that hydrant.. It's full of Super Mario Brothers Rule34 images..

216098 addend: "The good news is that we didn't find any polyps..."

216143 wolfpk: Now that's what I call a salad! Where do you get it?

216191 Rev80: Finally, a public park with spooning practice equipment

216299 zrj235: if you eat a little baking soda or antacid when you take amphetamines, it can make them absorb better

216224 Science: Private Johnson lost his penis in a tragic backblast accident today...

216273 Teechur: @fanny @boozer Oh, yeah, they do! My 16 y-o daughter finds hers every now and then and plays all kinds of music on it for a couple of weeks. Then it gets "lost" again.

216237 wolfpk: Trying not to puke!

216140 Robespierre: Hell of a posse you got there.

216231 binglesnort: "Lisa's casting spells at an eighth grade level, you've sinned against nature"



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Score:
907
 
 Mr. Butt: #176709 return flight
 grizzly: @Mr. Butt can't wait!
 Hosebag: @Teechur *sniff*
 Mr. Butt: @grizzly ...and it's done and uploaded (brought to you on behalf of the Guinness corporation).
 Mr. Butt: @grizzly it's in progress...
 grizzly: @Mr. Butt oh man, please do. He is a medium build dark brown hair (salt and pepper style) mid fifties white guy. He is also hard of hearing. I just wanted to throw that bit in to see what might come of it. If the news article had a picture of him, I would totally share it...
 piranharama: @Mr. Butt Oh lord yes
 Mr. Butt: @grizzly Briefly describe what your dad looks like...I'm doing a drunk MS paint of the incident
 grizzly: @Wet farts @Mr. Butt @scribbs The best part is, the local paper wrote a story about the missing red panda and made it a point to say that he crashed his drone during the search.
 Wet farts: @grizzly @Mr. Butt couldn't agree more. I actually laughed out loud when I read that comment.
 Mr. Butt: @grizzly I sincerely hope this becomes today's top comment, that's fucking hilarious :D
 scribbs: @grizzly That is a fun story. I laughed at the crashed-the-drone part. That must have been embarrassing :-)
 grizzly: Fun story. My local zoo "misplaced" one of their red pandas not too long ago. My father who had just started a for-hire drone service offered to help locate the animal which was believed to be in trees surrounding the zoo. He showed up, explained his "operation" to some zoo official, then crashed his drone within minutes. The red panda was never found.
 tib gubb: MEEP
 Teechur: Don't snoot that finger! You don't know where it's been!
 itskando: Boop
Image 176543   05-01-17   Uploaded by    Wet farts
Score:
271
 
 A duck: @Bill Rye: I will never reveal the Wu-Tang secret
 Bill Rye: Wu-Tang
 itskando: Good guy finger guns cloud
 tib gubb: Rod, Tod...
Image 176542   05-01-17   Uploaded by    A duck
Score:
224
 
 Mr. Butt: Graphic Design is my passion.
 SpaceCow: This is why we border text, children.
 Hosebag: The puck stops here.
Image 176541   05-01-17   Uploaded by    veryblue
Score:
471
 
 Suburbanmom: This pleases the dark lord housewife!
 Shay: *Theme song to Army of Darkness playing internally*
 sparename: For some apparent reason, I must say again, check out 'Running in Mazes' by Zoom Lens on your favourite video sharing website
 Hyphae: @tib gubb well, it's rather nice of the last one out to shut the window as he escapes...
 enfanta: @tib gubb either way, if they fall they're breaking everything.
 tib gubb: are they breaking in or breaking out?
 Himesama: Dooting and entering.
 piranharama: Doot doot doot doot doot doot (mission impossible theme)
Image 176540   05-01-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
95
 
 Bu7Z: @SpaceCow Chicken, IN a biscuit? In a box!? What wizardry is this?
 SpaceCow: Two seconds later, this was leaving twin streaks of rubber across the tile and carrying a box of Chicken in a Biscuit.
 TFChicken: Still taking it
Image 176539   05-01-17   Uploaded by    why the long face
Score:
577
 
 Teechur: I prefer Boy Scout popcorn, thanks. My hooman throws it and I catches it.
 SpaceCow: "Those cookies you're selling don't have chocolate in them, do they?"
 a robot: @Nope Username/comment combo :D
 Nope: Why would I buy a vacuum I am terrified of the things!?
Image 176538   05-01-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
606
 
 Shay: Have you seen the other half of my sunglasses MTV?
 SpaceCow: @grizzly Adds a whole new meaning to "East versus West".
 grizzly: @Knice I may start referring to my testicles based on their cardinal directions.
 Mr. Butt: google.com/amp/people.com/crime/marilyn-manson-punched-in-the-face-while-dining-at-dennys-report/amp/
 Knice: The best part of this is "kanyewesticle."
Image 176537   05-01-17   Uploaded by    deadwombat
Score:
526
 
 SaltLick: @scribbs man alive
 scribbs: Okay, that's cute.
Image 176536   05-01-17   Uploaded by    gary
Score:
888
 
 Bob: This makes me so happy.
 BavidDowie: o hai. I haz a der
 Hyphae: Okay, that's cute.
 Teechur: I's a momma?
 Hosebag: Do not attempt this with a Doberman.
 itskando: Deer has baby tick in its paws
 Psymon: @a robot No, you don't know where that dog has been
 a robot: He followed me home, can I keep him??
Image 176535   05-01-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
219
 
 Flarmie: Ralph Wiggum as a ghost?
 enfanta: @KrazyKat no no no no no! I love this little guy! He's probably an adorable dancer!
 KrazyKat: He followed me home. Can we kill it with fire?
Image 176534   05-01-17   Uploaded by    Cheesecake
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