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237950  Sadbot: @carpwoman That is wise, and me neither. I probably saw it in a thread devoted to making fun of Redditors. I found the source by googling "poop knife" and a terrible, but sourced, Buzzfeed article came up. *themoreyouknow.gif*

237840  SuedeOxford: My chicken sandwich instinct is far stronger than my bangin instinct.

237954  Sadbot: Load-bearing valves

237219  carpwoman: Why's he just standing there? I smell a set-up....

237864  SuedeOxford: The hero Hai Phong deserves.

88403  carpwoman: I haven'y gotten any swag in a very long time.

88403  carpwoman: I haven'y gotten any swag in a very long time.

237949  Slerzy: I lived in Texas for a while and I assure you, this is what they believe. Silly Texans, always talking about seceding and whatnot XD

237950  carpwoman: @Sadbot - I don't go near Reddit.

237946  kazzy94: That car isn't old enough to have been around for most of those stickers.

237950  Slerzy: Sick

237930  carpwoman: Not a house cat. Look at the pupils.

237950  Sadbot: @carpwoman We're both wrong, it was Reddit. I guess Stormfronters are working on overtaking goons for the title of "least hygienic people"

237936  carpwoman: I bet that would feel nice you know, like in August....

237938  carpwoman: Riiiiiiiiiight......

237943  carpwoman: @Ulillillia - My first thought, too.

237944  carpwoman: Slack in the heed.

237945  carpwoman: Timely.

237950  carpwoman: @Sadbot - Wasn't that here? I saw it, too.

237947  a robot: We need a Mascot costume for every holiday, like these things:…

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237734 OldKentuckyShark: You're going to watch your favorite shows on the internet? You seem like a cheap ass...

237699 some guy : Windowlicky

237928 Robespierre: Hoy-hoy...

237697 trelyate: "shit, I left my weed in the glove department"

237857 Mr. Shine: @glenalec classic Lassie.

237717 Wooden Spoon: @Dr Awkward: Starring Bennie Goodman

237737 Mr. Shine: @charlemagne I don't believe so. During Sealand's Civil War, the German government negotiated for the return of the only P.O.W., and paid a hefty fee for his release.

237873 Ulillillia: The Olympics only they give out laptops instead of medals

237763 some guy : What am I supposed to be seeing here? What should I notice about this?? I could really use a graphic aide.

237727 glenalec: Well, if you can't control your vehicle properly....

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 Mr. Butt: #176709 return flight
 grizzly: @Mr. Butt can't wait!
 Hosebag: @Teechur *sniff*
 Mr. Butt: @grizzly ...and it's done and uploaded (brought to you on behalf of the Guinness corporation).
 Mr. Butt: @grizzly it's in progress...
 grizzly: @Mr. Butt oh man, please do. He is a medium build dark brown hair (salt and pepper style) mid fifties white guy. He is also hard of hearing. I just wanted to throw that bit in to see what might come of it. If the news article had a picture of him, I would totally share it...
 piranharama: @Mr. Butt Oh lord yes
 Mr. Butt: @grizzly Briefly describe what your dad looks like...I'm doing a drunk MS paint of the incident
 grizzly: @Wet farts @Mr. Butt @scribbs The best part is, the local paper wrote a story about the missing red panda and made it a point to say that he crashed his drone during the search.
 Wet farts: @grizzly @Mr. Butt couldn't agree more. I actually laughed out loud when I read that comment.
 Mr. Butt: @grizzly I sincerely hope this becomes today's top comment, that's fucking hilarious :D
 scribbs: @grizzly That is a fun story. I laughed at the crashed-the-drone part. That must have been embarrassing :-)
 grizzly: Fun story. My local zoo "misplaced" one of their red pandas not too long ago. My father who had just started a for-hire drone service offered to help locate the animal which was believed to be in trees surrounding the zoo. He showed up, explained his "operation" to some zoo official, then crashed his drone within minutes. The red panda was never found.
 tib gubb: MEEP
 Teechur: Don't snoot that finger! You don't know where it's been!
 itskando: Boop
Image 176543   05-01-17   Uploaded by    Wet farts
 A duck: @Bill Rye: I will never reveal the Wu-Tang secret
 Bill Rye: Wu-Tang
 itskando: Good guy finger guns cloud
 tib gubb: Rod, Tod...
Image 176542   05-01-17   Uploaded by    A duck
 Mr. Butt: Graphic Design is my passion.
 SpaceCow: This is why we border text, children.
 Hosebag: The puck stops here.
Image 176541   05-01-17   Uploaded by    veryblue
 Suburbanmom: This pleases the dark lord housewife!
 Shay: *Theme song to Army of Darkness playing internally*
 sparename: For some apparent reason, I must say again, check out 'Running in Mazes' by Zoom Lens on your favourite video sharing website
 Hyphae: @tib gubb well, it's rather nice of the last one out to shut the window as he escapes...
 enfanta: @tib gubb either way, if they fall they're breaking everything.
 tib gubb: are they breaking in or breaking out?
 Himesama: Dooting and entering.
 piranharama: Doot doot doot doot doot doot (mission impossible theme)
Image 176540   05-01-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Bu7Z: @SpaceCow Chicken, IN a biscuit? In a box!? What wizardry is this?
 SpaceCow: Two seconds later, this was leaving twin streaks of rubber across the tile and carrying a box of Chicken in a Biscuit.
 TFChicken: Still taking it
Image 176539   05-01-17   Uploaded by    why the long face
 Teechur: I prefer Boy Scout popcorn, thanks. My hooman throws it and I catches it.
 SpaceCow: "Those cookies you're selling don't have chocolate in them, do they?"
 a robot: @Nope Username/comment combo :D
 Nope: Why would I buy a vacuum I am terrified of the things!?
Image 176538   05-01-17   Uploaded by    a robot
 Shay: Have you seen the other half of my sunglasses MTV?
 SpaceCow: @grizzly Adds a whole new meaning to "East versus West".
 grizzly: @Knice I may start referring to my testicles based on their cardinal directions.
 Mr. Butt:
 Knice: The best part of this is "kanyewesticle."
Image 176537   05-01-17   Uploaded by    deadwombat
 SaltLick: @scribbs man alive
 scribbs: Okay, that's cute.
Image 176536   05-01-17   Uploaded by    gary
 Bob: This makes me so happy.
 BavidDowie: o hai. I haz a der
 Hyphae: Okay, that's cute.
 Teechur: I's a momma?
 Hosebag: Do not attempt this with a Doberman.
 itskando: Deer has baby tick in its paws
 Psymon: @a robot No, you don't know where that dog has been
 a robot: He followed me home, can I keep him??
Image 176535   05-01-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Flarmie: Ralph Wiggum as a ghost?
 enfanta: @KrazyKat no no no no no! I love this little guy! He's probably an adorable dancer!
 KrazyKat: He followed me home. Can we kill it with fire?
Image 176534   05-01-17   Uploaded by    Cheesecake
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