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228483  Aufziehvogel: Area over 9000

228517  barfolomew: Oh wow, that must we a great way to receive a tip.

228487  Aufziehvogel: Scorefarming

228520  El hefe: Nice hooters

228495  Aufziehvogel: Is this from Alexey Kondakov?

228518  a robot: "CATCHUP?????"

228519  Teechur: Cats can keep their cardboard boxes.

228507  Teechur: @Zukero @Scoo You sure that's not a Banana Jr 6000?

228190  UltraBeverly: @Felicity So I was supposed to get the lechon for my sobrina's quinceanera, but the carniceria was closed by the time I had had a few drinks and maybe a quickie in the bar bathroom, so when I was driving home and I passed a hog farm... Well, one thing led to another and THIS happened. In the 1950's.

228516  TurkeyVulture: This beautiful people grabs back.

228470  a robot: All grown up: #228489

228489  a robot: Early days: #228470

228509  Dresdenkeogh: *devours pig in pitch-black room*

228474  a robot: Someone just out of frame is definitely making frantic waving motions that mean "let the mean man win"

228509  Teechur: @Science And the letter W from a Wilson tennis racket.

228480  a robot: God damn it, people

228515  Teechur: Platypi

228516  Teechur: Me and MY army, that's who!

228485  a robot: Yeah but hearing most of these from a coworker would probably be just as creepy as a "you have an amazing figure" comment or whatever

228459  Yurishiro: @fanny Brag!

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228348 Darmstadtium: @Hyphae ... and yet we keep coming back... over and over and over and over again...

228485 a robot: Yeah but hearing most of these from a coworker would probably be just as creepy as a "you have an amazing figure" comment or whatever

228312 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete

228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228373 Zukero: Walked on a paper shredder?

228339 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?

228374 apoxia: White meat only.

228490 Ulillillia: @Prostata I Googled it, they look tasty

228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.

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 Science: So at age 15, she's bald and a guy?
 dangerkeith3000: this is b.a.n.a.n.a.s!
 chhumphrey: Somebody signed up to be a walking advertisement
 Meow: Mankind's only real goal is to become a pretty teenager.
 Otterman: Mission accomplished
 tib gubb: better than hoped
Image 176506   05-01-17   Uploaded by    Theta Zero
 Mr. Butt: @dangerkeith3000
 Mr. Butt: @dangerkeith3000 Do we know, is there a Calvin peeing on a stick family? There has to be, I'm going to find it....
 dangerkeith3000: Now all they need is one of Calvin peeing on the T-Rex.
 Otterman: Calvin grows up
 Mr. Butt: The only thing more obnoxious than stick families is ironic stick families.
Image 176505   05-01-17   Uploaded by    seahawks
 wolfpk: That would be a great practical joke.
 sparename: GMC not a Candyllac, then
 ThoughtlessGentleman: somewhere nearby woo girls are going crazy.
 chhumphrey: Not pictured - unicorns pooping
 itskando: @KrazyKat Description crystal clear: dick looks FABULOUS!
 KrazyKat: Instructions unclear: dick covered in sillystring.
 a robot: ART
Image 176504   05-01-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
 Robespierre: Pin'terest? Not really.
 Nope: @Thyming Maybe shes into it
 Thyming: I wouldn't even do this to my nemesis, let alone Mother Nature.
Image 176503   05-01-17   Uploaded by    gary
 dangerkeith3000: got a few dingleberries there, pal...
 chhumphrey: I'll take two
 itskando: This is rad. Immature and positively perfect
 dangerous dave: Because office life isn't spirit-crushing enough already.
Image 176502   05-01-17   Uploaded by    Whatever
 Sadbot: Seven six two...full metal Nokia
 Aemuli: @Spazstatic Both. The only thing that can harm a Nokia is another Nokia. There are only an odd number in existence, and some day there will be only One.
 Spazstatic: Anti-Nokia rounds, or rounds made from Nokias?
 Side Boob: Wrong number?
Image 176501   05-01-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
 Felicity: That would make a good 1980s B-movie
 Entertainmentalist: @WaffleIron Looks like they let it climb that Killer Tree a bit! Good on them for taking a prescribed burn seriously enough to be thorough, some crews don't bother to flag all the routes and hazards when the fire is on their terms.
 WaffleIron: @Entertainmentalist : nope, this was a proscribed fire recently set by rangers.
 Entertainmentalist: @WaffleIron Is that an artifact from the Rough Fire in 2015? I had to look that up, there's so much fire in the west, I can hardly remember all the ones of note here in Colorado.
 WaffleIron: @Entertainmentalist : right on! I took this photo two days ago on the trail to mist falls in kings canyon. You get plus.
 Entertainmentalist: Also, just FYI, this flagging is used by wildland firefighters to warn everyone to steer clear of a snag which might fall on someone's head. Dead trees are very patiently laying in wait for victims to break their fall.
 Entertainmentalist: Great. Now everytime I see this flagging in use, I'm probably going to start humming Killer Queen.
 Hokie333: It's the quiet ones you gotta watch...
 VoR: @SomeCanadian comment 1st read later is my motto
 VoR: Pine cone with a laser beam...
 SomeCanadian: @a robot Dynamite with the laser beam...
 a robot: Guaranteed to blow your mind, anytime
Image 176500   05-01-17   Uploaded by    WaffleIron
 GabrielFarage: Pizza hat
 Peter Pantsless: I went to a Christmas party with rich white people one time. I did NOT belong there. Just, all.
 mwoody: Wait, the deer on her sweater...
 Robespierre: When you catch yourself wearing something like that, it's time to retire.
 itskando: Timely
 Nope: they seem nice
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 Darmstadtium: I'm surprised at the low incidence of cat videos... everybody should watch cat videos all the time!
 antipatterns: this is environ 232, these kids will be doing whatever Uber does to the prostitution industry
 chhumphrey: @bug as a former instructor (ITT Tech, though I didn't teach from the book) I can agree. I used to put the cost per hour (cost of the course divided by the total number of hours class met) to try and encourage students to stay awake.
 dangerkeith3000: "Photoshopping President Trump onto Muppets" hahahaha
 chhumphrey: Looks like a checklist to me.
 itskando: Playing mortal kombat and sex tapes
 bug: @dangerous dave I'm also a college professor and can confirm. -Also, now I'm wondering why so many college profs are on AG...
 tritium: And some people say professors don't care about their students.
 dangerous dave: @kinggheedra As a college professor myself I'm afraid I'm going to have to disagree with that.
 kinggheedra: Back in my day we daydreamed in class and were not ANY more productive.
 Ulillillia: A-G is too cool for school.
Image 176498   05-01-17   Uploaded by    Pizza
 Science: Wynonna's got a big brown beaver
 ThoughtlessGentleman: oye caballero!
 a robot: Stylish AND practical!
 KrazyKat: Lady gaga?
 addend: Bring on the wall, gringo.
 enfanta: I so desperately want to put bells on the ends of those.
Image 176497   05-01-17   Uploaded by    a spider plan
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