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258225  MasterTwig: No you're not.

258230  bookcase: This may be a stupid question, but is this from a video game? If not, what is it? Looks like a render.

258177  dangerkeith3000: HAHAHA

258178  dangerkeith3000: How else do you fucking use a phone?

258179  dangerkeith3000: I can't will till I vote that sonuvabitch out of office. BEATO 2018!!!

258182  dangerkeith3000: He's about to fight King Hippo.

258190  dangerkeith3000: Somebody once told me that people taste a bit like pork, yet babies are more fishy tasting.

258217  Mr. Shine: @VoR @Solemn LOTS of pinkeye, though. Just lots.

258192  dangerkeith3000: Deadpool.

258194  dangerkeith3000: They should have eaten all the evidence.

258223  Mr. Shine: He can hear a bag of chips open from ten houses away!

258201  dangerkeith3000: I hate his politics, his a horrible actor, but his memes are GOLD.

258206  dangerkeith3000: Now you gotta wash your hands BEFORE using the bathroom!

258215  dangerkeith3000: NSFW

258218  dangerkeith3000: Both are doable.

258219  dangerkeith3000: Mission: Impossible

258221  dangerkeith3000: I blame chopsticks.

258224  dangerkeith3000: lololol

258226  dangerkeith3000: Oatmeal raisin cookies are sooooo good.

258233  hot hot dog: This girl let me hold her puppy today. The dog fell asleep in my arms and I about died from the cuteness!

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258041 DrNinjaman: Tonight, we drink!

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258006 tib gubb: he can powerwalk as fast or slow as he wants; he's already won.

258079 Robespierre: Team building exercises suck

258098 Robespierre: @Felicity I looked it up - it's "Fontius Pilate"

258111 Annoying Vegan : This is wasteful.

258089 DrNinjaman: Do the eagles have large talons?

258009 Astanapan: wikiHow to run first because until you learn how to bend your knees you're getting nowhere fast.

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 Science: So at age 15, she's bald and a guy?
 Porbo Mellus: this is b.a.n.a.n.a.s!
 chhumphrey: Somebody signed up to be a walking advertisement
 Meow: Mankind's only real goal is to become a pretty teenager.
 Otterman: Mission accomplished
 tib gubb: better than hoped
Image 176506   05-01-17   Uploaded by    Theta Zero
 Mr. Butt: @dangerkeith3000
 Mr. Butt: @dangerkeith3000 Do we know, is there a Calvin peeing on a stick family? There has to be, I'm going to find it....
 Relp: Now all they need is one of Calvin peeing on the T-Rex.
 Otterman: Calvin grows up
 Mr. Butt: The only thing more obnoxious than stick families is ironic stick families.
Image 176505   05-01-17   Uploaded by    seahawks
 wolfpk: That would be a great practical joke.
 sparename: GMC not a Candyllac, then
 ThoughtlessGentleman: somewhere nearby woo girls are going crazy.
 chhumphrey: Not pictured - unicorns pooping
 itskando: @KrazyKat Description crystal clear: dick looks FABULOUS!
 KrazyKat: Instructions unclear: dick covered in sillystring.
 a robot: ART
Image 176504   05-01-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
 romangreek: Pin'terest? Not really.
 Nope: @Thyming Maybe shes into it
 Thyming: I wouldn't even do this to my nemesis, let alone Mother Nature.
Image 176503   05-01-17   Uploaded by    gary
 edvard: got a few dingleberries there, pal...
 chhumphrey: I'll take two
 itskando: This is rad. Immature and positively perfect
 dangerous dave: Because office life isn't spirit-crushing enough already.
Image 176502   05-01-17   Uploaded by    Whatever
 Sadbot: Seven six two...full metal Nokia
 Aemuli: @Spazstatic Both. The only thing that can harm a Nokia is another Nokia. There are only an odd number in existence, and some day there will be only One.
 Spazstatic: Anti-Nokia rounds, or rounds made from Nokias?
 Side Boob: Wrong number?
Image 176501   05-01-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
 stunt nuts: That would make a good 1980s B-movie
 Entertainmentalist: @WaffleIron Looks like they let it climb that Killer Tree a bit! Good on them for taking a prescribed burn seriously enough to be thorough, some crews don't bother to flag all the routes and hazards when the fire is on their terms.
 WaffleIron: @Entertainmentalist : nope, this was a proscribed fire recently set by rangers.
 Entertainmentalist: @WaffleIron Is that an artifact from the Rough Fire in 2015? I had to look that up, there's so much fire in the west, I can hardly remember all the ones of note here in Colorado.
 WaffleIron: @Entertainmentalist : right on! I took this photo two days ago on the trail to mist falls in kings canyon. You get plus.
 Entertainmentalist: Also, just FYI, this flagging is used by wildland firefighters to warn everyone to steer clear of a snag which might fall on someone's head. Dead trees are very patiently laying in wait for victims to break their fall.
 Entertainmentalist: Great. Now everytime I see this flagging in use, I'm probably going to start humming Killer Queen.
 Hokie333: It's the quiet ones you gotta watch...
 VoR: @SomeCanadian comment 1st read later is my motto
 VoR: Pine cone with a laser beam...
 SomeCanadian: @a robot Dynamite with the laser beam...
 a robot: Guaranteed to blow your mind, anytime
Image 176500   05-01-17   Uploaded by    WaffleIron
 GabrielFarage: Pizza hat
 Peter Pantsless: I went to a Christmas party with rich white people one time. I did NOT belong there. Just, all.
 mwoody: Wait, the deer on her sweater...
 metallica: When you catch yourself wearing something like that, it's time to retire.
 itskando: Timely
 Nope: they seem nice
Image 176499   05-01-17   Uploaded by    tacticaljay
 Darmstadtium: I'm surprised at the low incidence of cat videos... everybody should watch cat videos all the time!
 antipatterns: this is environ 232, these kids will be doing whatever Uber does to the prostitution industry
 chhumphrey: @bug as a former instructor (ITT Tech, though I didn't teach from the book) I can agree. I used to put the cost per hour (cost of the course divided by the total number of hours class met) to try and encourage students to stay awake.
 Crim Tender: "Photoshopping President Trump onto Muppets" hahahaha
 chhumphrey: Looks like a checklist to me.
 itskando: Playing mortal kombat and sex tapes
 bug: @dangerous dave I'm also a college professor and can confirm. -Also, now I'm wondering why so many college profs are on AG...
 tritium: And some people say professors don't care about their students.
 dangerous dave: @kinggheedra As a college professor myself I'm afraid I'm going to have to disagree with that.
 kinggheedra: Back in my day we daydreamed in class and were not ANY more productive.
 Ulillillia: A-G is too cool for school.
Image 176498   05-01-17   Uploaded by    Pizza
 Science: Wynonna's got a big brown beaver
 ThoughtlessGentleman: oye caballero!
 a robot: Stylish AND practical!
 KrazyKat: Lady gaga?
 addend: Bring on the wall, gringo.
 enfanta: I so desperately want to put bells on the ends of those.
Image 176497   05-01-17   Uploaded by    a spider plan
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