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272631  Yam: @a robot shit, I see it now. Before that it looked like some horrible bat-sugar glider hybrid

272639  Yam: Alright so heres the 411 folks. Say some gangstarr is dissing your fly girl... you just give him one of these!

272640  Yam: @dangerkeith3000 Good to know, Ill check it out... but this one? Baaaad

272617  mom: it's time for web-maniacs, and we're zany to the max...

272646  Off Topic: Piglets downfall was caused by Pooh discovering honey baked ham.

272627  dangerkeith3000: Super RAD

272631  dangerkeith3000: @a robot and here I thought it was genitalia.

272633  dangerkeith3000: I hope she took the baby out of it!

272592  Passive: Can we stop posting this stupid picture? Its bringing out the worst in people

272637  dangerkeith3000: Oh deer!

272594  Passive: Albreadtross

272604  Passive: Dumbshit, just give him the black pencil

272644  KnowLifer: bite the belt that holds you

272608  Passive: A Snack On Titan?

272640  dangerkeith3000: I just went to this guy's website and a lot of his comic are really effed up. In a good way. No Harry Crumb of course, but this comic here isn't that representative of his work that I've seen.

272654  Jalamunch Totorito: Just give him your lunch! Have you no heart?!

272621  charlemagne: I've made a huge mistake

272635  charlemagne: they do this with puffer fish to get high

272638  charlemagne: siri open the front door. siri, please let me back in. siri I'm sorry, open the front door

272641  dangerkeith3000: Nice...

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272475 Uncle Phil: I guess a steak is a salad too. Cows are made of plants.

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

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 Science: So at age 15, she's bald and a guy?
 Porbo Mellus: this is b.a.n.a.n.a.s!
 chhumphrey: Somebody signed up to be a walking advertisement
 Meow: Mankind's only real goal is to become a pretty teenager.
 Otterman: Mission accomplished
 tib gubb: better than hoped
Image 176506   05-01-17   Uploaded by    Theta Zero
 Mr. Butt: @dangerkeith3000
 Mr. Butt: @dangerkeith3000 Do we know, is there a Calvin peeing on a stick family? There has to be, I'm going to find it....
 Relp: Now all they need is one of Calvin peeing on the T-Rex.
 Otterman: Calvin grows up
 Mr. Butt: The only thing more obnoxious than stick families is ironic stick families.
Image 176505   05-01-17   Uploaded by    seahawks
 wolfpk: That would be a great practical joke.
 sparename: GMC not a Candyllac, then
 ThoughtlessGentleman: somewhere nearby woo girls are going crazy.
 chhumphrey: Not pictured - unicorns pooping
 itskando: @KrazyKat Description crystal clear: dick looks FABULOUS!
 KrazyKat: Instructions unclear: dick covered in sillystring.
 a robot: ART
Image 176504   05-01-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
 romangreek: Pin'terest? Not really.
 Nope: @Thyming Maybe shes into it
 Thyming: I wouldn't even do this to my nemesis, let alone Mother Nature.
Image 176503   05-01-17   Uploaded by    gary
 edvard: got a few dingleberries there, pal...
 chhumphrey: I'll take two
 itskando: This is rad. Immature and positively perfect
 dangerous dave: Because office life isn't spirit-crushing enough already.
Image 176502   05-01-17   Uploaded by    Whatever
 Sadbot: Seven six two...full metal Nokia
 Aemuli: @Spazstatic Both. The only thing that can harm a Nokia is another Nokia. There are only an odd number in existence, and some day there will be only One.
 Spazstatic: Anti-Nokia rounds, or rounds made from Nokias?
 Side Boob: Wrong number?
Image 176501   05-01-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
 stunt nuts: That would make a good 1980s B-movie
 Entertainmentalist: @WaffleIron Looks like they let it climb that Killer Tree a bit! Good on them for taking a prescribed burn seriously enough to be thorough, some crews don't bother to flag all the routes and hazards when the fire is on their terms.
 WaffleIron: @Entertainmentalist : nope, this was a proscribed fire recently set by rangers.
 Entertainmentalist: @WaffleIron Is that an artifact from the Rough Fire in 2015? I had to look that up, there's so much fire in the west, I can hardly remember all the ones of note here in Colorado.
 WaffleIron: @Entertainmentalist : right on! I took this photo two days ago on the trail to mist falls in kings canyon. You get plus.
 Entertainmentalist: Also, just FYI, this flagging is used by wildland firefighters to warn everyone to steer clear of a snag which might fall on someone's head. Dead trees are very patiently laying in wait for victims to break their fall.
 Entertainmentalist: Great. Now everytime I see this flagging in use, I'm probably going to start humming Killer Queen.
 Hokie333: It's the quiet ones you gotta watch...
 betamax: @SomeCanadian comment 1st read later is my motto
 violentwrath: Pine cone with a laser beam...
 SomeCanadian: @a robot Dynamite with the laser beam...
 a robot: Guaranteed to blow your mind, anytime
Image 176500   05-01-17   Uploaded by    WaffleIron
 GabrielFarage: Pizza hat
 Peter Pantsless: I went to a Christmas party with rich white people one time. I did NOT belong there. Just, all.
 mwoody: Wait, the deer on her sweater...
 metallica: When you catch yourself wearing something like that, it's time to retire.
 itskando: Timely
 Nope: they seem nice
Image 176499   05-01-17   Uploaded by    tacticaljay
 Darmstadtium: I'm surprised at the low incidence of cat videos... everybody should watch cat videos all the time!
 hot hot dog: this is environ 232, these kids will be doing whatever Uber does to the prostitution industry
 chhumphrey: @bug as a former instructor (ITT Tech, though I didn't teach from the book) I can agree. I used to put the cost per hour (cost of the course divided by the total number of hours class met) to try and encourage students to stay awake.
 Crim Tender: "Photoshopping President Trump onto Muppets" hahahaha
 chhumphrey: Looks like a checklist to me.
 itskando: Playing mortal kombat and sex tapes
 bug: @dangerous dave I'm also a college professor and can confirm. -Also, now I'm wondering why so many college profs are on AG...
 tritium: And some people say professors don't care about their students.
 dangerous dave: @kinggheedra As a college professor myself I'm afraid I'm going to have to disagree with that.
 kinggheedra: Back in my day we daydreamed in class and were not ANY more productive.
 Ulillillia: A-G is too cool for school.
Image 176498   05-01-17   Uploaded by    Pizza
 Science: Wynonna's got a big brown beaver
 ThoughtlessGentleman: oye caballero!
 a robot: Stylish AND practical!
 KrazyKat: Lady gaga?
 addend: Bring on the wall, gringo.
 enfanta: I so desperately want to put bells on the ends of those.
Image 176497   05-01-17   Uploaded by    a spider plan
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