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243541  Mad Collager: @jochenau Fun fact: In German, the same word is used for "White horse" and "mildew". I guess that makes for some confusion at your girlfriend's shower.

243537  wolfpk: This is meme is dumb as hell..... but yeah, I laughed.

243543  Mad Collager: @jochenau I read that the light patches are from goggles he wears in the tanning bed. He looks more natural when he's been outside golfing, because he doesn't wear the goggles then. The color being from a bad rub-on tan is a myth, at least according to a make-up guy who got a close look at his skin. The color is just too even not to be natural.

243487  Annoying Vegan : What about Naughty Multiverse?

243540  wolfpk: ELF on the Shelf demands "favors" for a good report.


243196  tib gubb: my personal rule about this kind of thing goes the same as with guns - i'll stop when everyone else does.

243537  WannaBee: @jochenau 8,001

243545  wolfpk: Which Harry Potter?

243199  tib gubb: safety regulations aren't for do-ers


243205  tib gubb: @Mr. Whiskers lmbo

243218  tib gubb: nobody likes emo sonic

243219  tib gubb: you saved 80 cents, but at what cost?

243542  Annoying Vegan : I chew it all day, except at mealtimes when I stick it behind my ear.

243526  Springbok: The only thing better than a pupper is a frosted pupper.

243544  Not A Bot: that's a long time to have an erection

243537  Springbok: @jochenau Literally 8,001

243539  Springbok: I bet he likes Oreos.

243540  Springbok: I always knew Elf on the Shelf had some crooked shit going on

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243466 dangerkeith3000: @Christina I agree. To have it make sense, use the subjuctive. Or add "the fact that" instead of just "that" and keep the indicative since now it's a fact. Either way works. Thanks!

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 Science: So at age 15, she's bald and a guy?
 Porbo Mellus: this is b.a.n.a.n.a.s!
 chhumphrey: Somebody signed up to be a walking advertisement
 Meow: Mankind's only real goal is to become a pretty teenager.
 Otterman: Mission accomplished
 tib gubb: better than hoped
Image 176506   05-01-17   Uploaded by    Theta Zero
 Mr. Butt: @dangerkeith3000
 Mr. Butt: @dangerkeith3000 Do we know, is there a Calvin peeing on a stick family? There has to be, I'm going to find it....
 Relp: Now all they need is one of Calvin peeing on the T-Rex.
 Otterman: Calvin grows up
 Mr. Butt: The only thing more obnoxious than stick families is ironic stick families.
Image 176505   05-01-17   Uploaded by    seahawks
 wolfpk: That would be a great practical joke.
 sparename: GMC not a Candyllac, then
 ThoughtlessGentleman: somewhere nearby woo girls are going crazy.
 chhumphrey: Not pictured - unicorns pooping
 itskando: @KrazyKat Description crystal clear: dick looks FABULOUS!
 KrazyKat: Instructions unclear: dick covered in sillystring.
 a robot: ART
Image 176504   05-01-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
 Robespierre: Pin'terest? Not really.
 Nope: @Thyming Maybe shes into it
 Thyming: I wouldn't even do this to my nemesis, let alone Mother Nature.
Image 176503   05-01-17   Uploaded by    gary
 edvard: got a few dingleberries there, pal...
 chhumphrey: I'll take two
 itskando: This is rad. Immature and positively perfect
 dangerous dave: Because office life isn't spirit-crushing enough already.
Image 176502   05-01-17   Uploaded by    Whatever
 Sadbot: Seven six two...full metal Nokia
 Aemuli: @Spazstatic Both. The only thing that can harm a Nokia is another Nokia. There are only an odd number in existence, and some day there will be only One.
 Spazstatic: Anti-Nokia rounds, or rounds made from Nokias?
 Side Boob: Wrong number?
Image 176501   05-01-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
 Felicity: That would make a good 1980s B-movie
 Entertainmentalist: @WaffleIron Looks like they let it climb that Killer Tree a bit! Good on them for taking a prescribed burn seriously enough to be thorough, some crews don't bother to flag all the routes and hazards when the fire is on their terms.
 WaffleIron: @Entertainmentalist : nope, this was a proscribed fire recently set by rangers.
 Entertainmentalist: @WaffleIron Is that an artifact from the Rough Fire in 2015? I had to look that up, there's so much fire in the west, I can hardly remember all the ones of note here in Colorado.
 WaffleIron: @Entertainmentalist : right on! I took this photo two days ago on the trail to mist falls in kings canyon. You get plus.
 Entertainmentalist: Also, just FYI, this flagging is used by wildland firefighters to warn everyone to steer clear of a snag which might fall on someone's head. Dead trees are very patiently laying in wait for victims to break their fall.
 Entertainmentalist: Great. Now everytime I see this flagging in use, I'm probably going to start humming Killer Queen.
 Hokie333: It's the quiet ones you gotta watch...
 VoR: @SomeCanadian comment 1st read later is my motto
 VoR: Pine cone with a laser beam...
 SomeCanadian: @a robot Dynamite with the laser beam...
 a robot: Guaranteed to blow your mind, anytime
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 Peter Pantsless: I went to a Christmas party with rich white people one time. I did NOT belong there. Just, all.
 mwoody: Wait, the deer on her sweater...
 Robespierre: When you catch yourself wearing something like that, it's time to retire.
 itskando: Timely
 Nope: they seem nice
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 Darmstadtium: I'm surprised at the low incidence of cat videos... everybody should watch cat videos all the time!
 antipatterns: this is environ 232, these kids will be doing whatever Uber does to the prostitution industry
 chhumphrey: @bug as a former instructor (ITT Tech, though I didn't teach from the book) I can agree. I used to put the cost per hour (cost of the course divided by the total number of hours class met) to try and encourage students to stay awake.
 Crim Tender: "Photoshopping President Trump onto Muppets" hahahaha
 chhumphrey: Looks like a checklist to me.
 itskando: Playing mortal kombat and sex tapes
 bug: @dangerous dave I'm also a college professor and can confirm. -Also, now I'm wondering why so many college profs are on AG...
 tritium: And some people say professors don't care about their students.
 dangerous dave: @kinggheedra As a college professor myself I'm afraid I'm going to have to disagree with that.
 kinggheedra: Back in my day we daydreamed in class and were not ANY more productive.
 Ulillillia: A-G is too cool for school.
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 ThoughtlessGentleman: oye caballero!
 a robot: Stylish AND practical!
 KrazyKat: Lady gaga?
 addend: Bring on the wall, gringo.
 enfanta: I so desperately want to put bells on the ends of those.
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