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238211  tib gubb: active camogator

238305  Annoying Vegan : Two supremely soulful portraits in a row!

238212  tib gubb: somebody needs a snickers

238216  tib gubb: dad 2.0

238294  Dr Awkward: You shall rue this day.

238226  tib gubb: this is what they did, before the internet

238297  Dr Awkward: I badded this, probably because it hits too close to home

238254  White Rice: @barfolomew I think my first alcohol purchase was either an okay bottle of vodka (nothing fancy, but not in a plastic jug either) or some terrible, terrible beer (good old Steel Reserve, for when you want to stop tasting beer after the second gulp)

238298  Mexico: @a robot He's okay. It's his fans that are annoying.

238229  tib gubb: that's really unnecessary. now, a cat on the other hand...

238257  tib gubb: join us, alice

238256  dangerkeith3000: Everybody hurts........sometime....

238303  Annoying Vegan : Calvinball was really popular back then

238301  WotGives: Amazing grandmother gets censored but cock is ok. Why are we so offended by the female body?

238279  tib gubb: nah, but for lafs you can shut down the cooling, their fault if they didn't set a temperature shutdown in bios

238313  Nope: The hero we need

238282  dangerkeith3000: Me sitting in the back getting my hair done.

238292  tib gubb: heroes of might and magic 3 is pretty good. not that good, though

238300  tib gubb: classic. stupid, but no real danger... until somebody puts their dick on it...

238292  dangerkeith3000: My prospects of getting a Russian wife are looking better!

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238085 Whatever: More like chestburster abortion from the Aliens movies...

238226 tib gubb: this is what they did, before the internet

238048 Christina: A side quest awaits you.

238075 antipatterns: Lol the dude who invented the Cherokee language basically did it alone in his house and everyone in the village thought he was crazy. Took him years and multiple attempts with ideograms and others to devise the modern 86 character Cherokee language. Wild story.

238038 Mr Bleak: I checked, and it's real: google /maps/place/48%C2%B008'35.8%22N+123%C2%B010'09.4%22W/@48.1430595,-123.1689842,581a,35y,180h/data=!3m1!1e3!4m6!3m5!1s0x0:0x0!7e2!8m2!3d48.1432761!4d-123.1692882 the best bit is the neighbour has probably never even seen it...

238199 a robot: He's holding the S upside down. If it was like that on the sign then it definitely needed taking down

238106 TurkeyVulture: @Scoo drink it to stay up late and study math, maybe.

238194 glenalec: @Spazstatic - it's all a factor in a complex cycle of life crapping on you.

238173 jazzjunkie: Damn it Wesley

238181 Zukero: @White Rice I guess he must have accidentally chopped his website, then chopped his hosting problems.

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 funny in the wall: @Hokie333 souper
 addend: Guy in 301 had to wash 2 loads. He put the first load in the washer, dumped the next one outside for a while, posted the bogus note, then brought back the second load to wash. Now all his neighbors make friendly eye contact and greet him respectfully when passing by. #lifehack
 dangerkeith3000: That's a cool band-aid.
 Cami: @dangerous dave He may just be one of those guys who would be happy to explain the facts of life to a jerk.
 Cami: @dangerous dave ...or the guy in 301 is an ill-tempered MMA fighter.
 Hokie333: @Teechur I only know about gazpacho because of Red Dwarf.
 dangerous dave: I think it was a bad idea to put the room number at the bottom. Unless of course, the guy who wrote the note is also getting even with a guy who lives in 301 -- in which case, bonus points for style.
 scribbs: @Teechur Credit where credit is due: I ripped off a Venture Bros. quote:…
 Teechur: @scribbs Who the heck even thinks about gazpacho? I lolled IRL! (I love gazpacho, btw.)
 scribbs: @ignatz Like gazpacho.
 ignatz: Revenge is a dish best served cold
Image 176395   04-30-17   Uploaded by    Liar tuck
 Mr. Whiskers: These are knitted right? It's not just the resolution of the pic, yeah?
 scribbs: I laughed out loud.
 Dr Awkward: Some tiny white poop doilies would complete this scene
Image 176394   04-30-17   Uploaded by    brutal
 Dr Awkward: Sounds like a case of "sportball fever"
Image 176393   04-30-17   Uploaded by    Black Jesus
 BavidDowie: @dangerkeith3000 new Avatar looking...
 dangerkeith3000: I see lots of blue labia. But maybe that's just me. Not gross, but a little weird.
 scribbs: @Hokie333 :-)
 Hokie333: @scribbs I was just gonna go with "both" but thought "yes" was slightly funnier. I regret nothing.
 scribbs: @Hokie333 Again, I apologize. That was rude of me.
 scribbs: @Hokie333 Miss Manners said that giving unsolicited advice is one of the most rude things a person can do. I apologize for being rude. In English "or" is XOR; it's exclusive. When you use that joke, you sound like someone remarking about a cold day in January with "So much for global warming!" Mixing terms-of-art with plain English just gives people cause to judge you; it's rarely funny.
 WaffleIron: Blue pasta waffle.
 Bast Relief: Whatever it is, it looks used.
 dangerous dave: It's probably nothing but I just wanna get this checked out, thanks.
 scribbs: @Theta Zero That's a relief.
 Theta Zero: @scribbs It looks like mushed up Fruit Roll-ups shaped into a square. So it's, uh, neutral.
 Hokie333: @scribbs yes.
 scribbs: Is this neat or gross?
Image 176392   04-30-17   Uploaded by    Double-Munched Tacotito
 BavidDowie: if only these could be whirrled
 Dreforian: @eider plus for the sheer audacity
 eider: @Knice You should give peas a chance.
 Bast Relief: I post #Resist all the time, but this is probably more accurate.
 Darmstadtium: I don't like peas, they are evil
 Knice: I'd prefer to rest in corn. :-)
Image 176391   04-30-17   Uploaded by    tomatosaws
 Felicity: Remember McDonalds Commandrons?
 Borkf: This is my ideal car from when I was 5.
 WaffleIron: The next Star Trek movie will feature a shuttlecraft that converts into a sports car.
 Prostata: do want
 dangerous dave: @tritium I think I see the shadow of a fourth wheel in the back, there.
 tritium: The 2019 Robin Reliant.
Image 176390   04-30-17   Uploaded by    FunkyDrunk
 WaffleIron: I watched a documentary about crystal skulls and learned that they will give a Phd to anybody.
 jochenau: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of what no Spielberg no just NO STOP WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO INDIANA JONES.
 Skinr: you're my son, Mutt, and I love you
Image 176389   04-30-17   Uploaded by    Lorm Bembo
 addend: "Can you believe it - We have the same eyeglass prescription!"
 Himesama: @Teechur * Comment below meant for you and @Cami
 Himesama: @Himesama @Cami Good one dudes.
 a robot: Either one guy needs to roll his sleeves up or the other guy needs to roll his sleeves down, for maximum matchyness
 Cami: @Himesama @Teechur I only have one son so he gets all the resources that twins would have to share.
 Teechur: @Himesama We treat our twins so differently, they are 2 years apart in age.
 Himesama: @Teechur Me too my sons never wore matching outfits or even got the same haircut
 scribbs: @Knice Grandrad grandplad granddads?
 Teechur: I think it's cruel to dress twins in identical clothing.
 Knice: Raid plaid daids.
Image 176388   04-30-17   Uploaded by    skunkrocker
 BavidDowie: maybe they've been trying, jerks
 WaffleIron: If you buy them already showing the result you want you'll be happier for a while.
 Suburbanmom: Now THIS is a good day!
 Dr Awkward: @Sally and good for him too!
 Sally: Good for her.
Image 176387   04-30-17   Uploaded by    boozer
 addend: I did. It was me. Sorry.
 Suburbanmom: @Theta Zero Filth Destroyer IS a pretty good name!
 WTF: @Teechur Her eggs may be angry!
 ignatz: Odor!
 Teechur: Perhaps not the woman from #176387
 Sally: Who peed in my poo?
 Theta Zero: Filth Destroyer is a pretty good death metal name.
Image 176386   04-30-17   Uploaded by    eradicator
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