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254020  Amy Housewine: "I should buy a coat."

254029  Amy Housewine: Sticks and stones may break my bones/in Area Six they throw bottles and bricks and kicks

254026  Greifer: something died on your plate

254032  Laree: Gather round, children, for the legend of El Chupanibre.

254029  jochenau: Welcome to Still New Mexico, leaving Also New Mexico

254031  jochenau: @addend That'd be a good book title, I think.

254032  jochenau: Why are there so many songs about rainbows / and what's on the other side?

254041  OldKentuckyShark: Cannibalism? I mean, yeah, I'm not super hungry, but I could eat

254013  addend: *cloaca.

254016  addend: Don't have a clot, man.

254021  addend: @BavidDowie (Ricardo Montalban fakes cough, distracts doctor.)

254027  Sadbot: Yeeee

254027  Sadbot: Yeeee

254024  addend: Not featuring the singular feature of the swan, the elegantly curved neck.

254025  addend: *bad-ass.

253956  m o l e m a n: @Mr. Shine Lolz

254027  addend: "Heyyy, buuuddy."

254031  addend: (Silence at the equator.)

253931  a sedated moose: @Mr. Shine srsly

253994  raditzu: There is nothing ugly spoiling the general beauty of the surrounding.

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253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker



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 Ironass: Last thing I remember was sniffing in suitcase in an airport.
 A duck: "Oh yeah? Well YOU go like this: HURF A DURF BLERP A DERP AUGH AUGH AUGH!"
 dangerous dave: [Hank Hill voice] That boy ain't right. [/Hank Hill voice]
 enfanta: German Shepderp, I think.
 Dr Awkward: Borderp collie?
Image 176300   04-30-17   Uploaded by    A duck
Score:
540
 
 MabelSyrup: ummmmmm @FabricMan
 FabricMan: And the little brats won't even laugh when you shout "Goo-goo ga-joob!"
 Mr. Butt: Good username/upload combo
Image 176299   04-30-17   Uploaded by    aristocat
Score:
346
 
 No Penguins Allowed: @XLY I think its Anthony Sullivan
 XLY: mwow towels (in comic sands) Also who is the guy in green?
 tib gubb: his only crime was getting punched in the mouth
 SoyUnPerdedor: He ded
 Cami: They tease only because he was caught.
 WTF: Scam-Wow!
Image 176298   04-30-17   Uploaded by    wootman
Score:
461
 
 Bob: I love New Hampshire
 TurkeyVulture: @FabricMan I would go right ahead and take Mr. Supreme over any of the current whack off of cabinet or court nominees. As a matter of fact, the higher up the chain of succession he sits, the better as far as I'm concerned.
 tib gubb: do a youtube search of vermin supreme, you won't be disappointed
 FabricMan: I give it another month before Vermin Supreme gets a cabinet post
 Noremak: Comedy in 2017
 Noremak: Random thing to disregard you.
Image 176297   04-30-17   Uploaded by    betamax
Score:
413
 
 Amy Housewine: Q*Bert: The Acid Years.
 Bu7Z: New minecraft mod seems colourful,
Image 176296   04-30-17   Uploaded by    bigASShobo
Score:
248
 
 a robot: "We're not mad, just disappointed."
 Hosebag: You better put a wrapper on that thing or your gonna be swimming in kid poop.
 SoyUnPerdedor: "I've seen better..."
 ignatz: Tne United States of Whatever
 mrdiron: gurl y u even comin' round here like that
 Scoo: "Hey"
Image 176295   04-30-17   Uploaded by    wolfpupy
Score:
416
 
 annterland: 70's called...they want their fugly block heel back
 Knice: @ChubbyBuddy My fetonesh ones the number one onen place of the letter one. :-D
 ChubbyBuddy: @Aufziehvogel my fet1sh 1s double-posts
 TaintJuice: There is a fetish for everything.
 Mr. Skeltal: There is a fetish for everything.
Image 176294   04-30-17   Uploaded by    Admiral Alan
Score:
510
 
 Borkf: @Bu7Z Some of the best things that ever happened to me were break ups. They never feel like it at the time, but it's how we move forward in life.
 tib gubb: too real! too real!
 Ulillillia: @Bu7Z I just don't have kids
 WTF: @Bu7Z I just tell my kids to stop having feelings.
 Noremak: @Bu7Z I'd tell him it's a human experience to go through and there's usually an existential realization at the end of every single one. Only after a break up do you rebuild yourself and find your strength again. It takes time and experience to move past it.
 KingTrebek: This is from Parasyte for those interested.
 Shay: Maybe if you did laundry and change the shirt you've been wearing for over six months, you will.
 Bu7Z: My son just broke up with his girlfriend of a year... Man I remember my first girlfriend... How do you tell a guy that I went through all this and every relationship since I've felt like the one before was nothing compared to the relationship I'm in now..? Especially since I have to include in that the relationship I once had with his mother..?
 scribbs: Same.
 Ulillillia: cathy-san
Image 176293   04-30-17   Uploaded by    grimes
Score:
136
 
 Borkf: @Ulillillia @ChubbyBuddy One loneke thones new game.
 Ulillillia: Onesert 10000 coones to contoneue
 ChubbyBuddy: 1nsert 10000 co1ns to cont1nue
Image 176292   04-30-17   Uploaded by    phailsauce
Score:
543
 
 wolfpk: Now this gives me an idea for next Halloween. My neighbors will hate me.
 Amy Housewine: Dogs and their bones.
 Knice: Beelzeborkf.
Image 176291   04-30-17   Uploaded by    realjon
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