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221358  BavidDowie: I prefer a firm mattresses, myself

221425  ironmaiden: Is that gothmog, leader of saurons forces on the left?

221413  raditzu: It looks like a cool place to live. Or a cold one. Even freezing.

221407  Teechur: Fine. I'll kick the margins to 2.5" all around and quadruple space between paragraphs. I received a research paper like this once. Didn't bother reading it. I graded it by how many square inches of text it contained divided by how many square inches there should have been.

221422  BlarfyB: @filthylaw She would get pretty tired, too.

221409  BlarfyB: @Knice About a $1.29.

221422  filthylaw: Well, it wouldn't be very good if the food were transported all the way from China...

221399  Knice: Fuck you Im not reading this.

221422  BlarfyB: @Mr. Pepper They took er jerbs!

221422  Mr. Pepper: This dates back to the '70s, when Canadian printers were pricing jobs lower than US printers and "Made in Canada" was required by US law to be printed upon products printed there or they could not be imported. I was working at a record press at the time and remember it being a big deal that LP covers were being shipped here from there.

221273  BlarfyB: Better get upping, buddy.

221255  cArdent: Time for pouncing lessons already?

221409  Knice: Whats a yoghurt?

221273  cArdent: @Dr Awkward If I was a fox I wouldn't get anywhere near a boatload of swans. They'd be bigger than me. They're *already* meaner than me.

221414  Sadbot: Shut up and don't tell me what to do

221420  BlarfyB: Your friend is way old, dude.

221276  cArdent: Mars seems to have gotten stuck on the other side of the line rather than in it.

221422  Michael Tripe: What if I told you there are a lot of Chinese people in Canada....

221313  cArdent: @Whatever Nah, Trump wouldn't want anybody better educated than him in a position to threaten his power base.

221412  Butcherboy: Turtleneck wallet is my stage name

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221357 Ulillillia: @Robespierre We need you here to keep us Gen-Xers in line

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221276 cArdent: Mars seems to have gotten stuck on the other side of the line rather than in it.

221214 glenalec: @raditzu - it's like social media - you are the product

221309 tib gubb: @grizzly not to quote a bad movie (star wars is a bad movie) but, who's the bigger fool? the fool, or the fool who follows him?

221252 itskando: Shoopdawoop edition

221273 BlarfyB: Better get upping, buddy.

221303 jazzjunkie: They're trying to hide the fact that it's a TV behind them rather than a fireplace...

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Score:
966
 
 Ironass: Last thing I remember was sniffing in suitcase in an airport.
 A duck: "Oh yeah? Well YOU go like this: HURF A DURF BLERP A DERP AUGH AUGH AUGH!"
 dangerous dave: [Hank Hill voice] That boy ain't right. [/Hank Hill voice]
 enfanta: German Shepderp, I think.
 Dr Awkward: Borderp collie?
Image 176300   04-30-17   Uploaded by    A duck
Score:
540
 
 MabelSyrup: ummmmmm @FabricMan
 FabricMan: And the little brats won't even laugh when you shout "Goo-goo ga-joob!"
 Mr. Butt: Good username/upload combo
Image 176299   04-30-17   Uploaded by    aristocat
Score:
346
 
 XLY: mwow towels (in comic sands) Also who is the guy in green?
 tib gubb: his only crime was getting punched in the mouth
 SoyUnPerdedor: He ded
 Cami: They tease only because he was caught.
 WTF: Scam-Wow!
Image 176298   04-30-17   Uploaded by    wootman
Score:
482
 
 Bob: I love New Hampshire
 TurkeyVulture: @FabricMan I would go right ahead and take Mr. Supreme over any of the current whack off of cabinet or court nominees. As a matter of fact, the higher up the chain of succession he sits, the better as far as I'm concerned.
 tib gubb: do a youtube search of vermin supreme, you won't be disappointed
 FabricMan: I give it another month before Vermin Supreme gets a cabinet post
 Noremak: Comedy in 2017
 Noremak: Random thing to disregard you.
Image 176297   04-30-17   Uploaded by    betamax
Score:
381
 
 Amy Housewine: Q*Bert: The Acid Years.
 Bu7Z: New minecraft mod seems colourful,
Image 176296   04-30-17   Uploaded by    bigASShobo
Score:
248
 
 a robot: "We're not mad, just disappointed."
 Hosebag: You better put a wrapper on that thing or your gonna be swimming in kid poop.
 SoyUnPerdedor: "I've seen better..."
 ignatz: Tne United States of Whatever
 mrdiron: gurl y u even comin' round here like that
 Scoo: "Hey"
Image 176295   04-30-17   Uploaded by    wolfpupy
Score:
388
 
 annterland: 70's called...they want their fugly block heel back
 Knice: @ChubbyBuddy My fetonesh ones the number one onen place of the letter one. :-D
 ChubbyBuddy: @Aufziehvogel my fet1sh 1s double-posts
 Aufziehvogel: There is a fetish for everything.
 Aufziehvogel: There is a fetish for everything.
Image 176294   04-30-17   Uploaded by    Admiral Alan
Score:
478
 
 Borkf: @Bu7Z Some of the best things that ever happened to me were break ups. They never feel like it at the time, but it's how we move forward in life.
 tib gubb: too real! too real!
 Ulillillia: @Bu7Z I just don't have kids
 WTF: @Bu7Z I just tell my kids to stop having feelings.
 Noremak: @Bu7Z I'd tell him it's a human experience to go through and there's usually an existential realization at the end of every single one. Only after a break up do you rebuild yourself and find your strength again. It takes time and experience to move past it.
 KingTrebek: This is from Parasyte for those interested.
 Shay: Maybe if you did laundry and change the shirt you've been wearing for over six months, you will.
 Bu7Z: My son just broke up with his girlfriend of a year... Man I remember my first girlfriend... How do you tell a guy that I went through all this and every relationship since I've felt like the one before was nothing compared to the relationship I'm in now..? Especially since I have to include in that the relationship I once had with his mother..?
 scribbs: Same.
 Ulillillia: cathy-san
Image 176293   04-30-17   Uploaded by    grimes
Score:
136
 
 Borkf: @Ulillillia @ChubbyBuddy One loneke thones new game.
 Ulillillia: Onesert 10000 coones to contoneue
 ChubbyBuddy: 1nsert 10000 co1ns to cont1nue
Image 176292   04-30-17   Uploaded by    phailsauce
Score:
566
 
 wolfpk: Now this gives me an idea for next Halloween. My neighbors will hate me.
 Amy Housewine: Dogs and their bones.
 Knice: Beelzeborkf.
Image 176291   04-30-17   Uploaded by    realjon
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