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210444  trelyate: his last name is the sound someone makes while drowning

210558  fanny: i think i just had sex?

210558  Amy Housewine: Instructions unclear, dick caught in confusing diagram.

210553  Ulillillia: :

210527  Ulillillia: The Best Things for Sale

210458  trelyate: this is all that is left of that chicken in the pic below this one

210549  Side Boob: Fart nazis!

210555  Amy Housewine: @fanny Maybe nothing is as funny as duck.

210528  Ulillillia: IWSN

210563  parrotsnest: Ones wavy and ones rippled... What's the confusion?

210530  Ulillillia: 32X: Sonic Porn

210555  wolfpk: Don't lie; it was the duckling that was doing your homework in the first place.

210531  Ulillillia: Longtime Monogamous Partner never shows up to my homaroo

210559  ignatz: Need longer arms for effective dumpster diving..

210552  Side Boob: Yup, that's HIV

210556  savvoy: "...she loves me no...DAMNIT!"

210536  Synthetic Messiah: Witness meeee!

210563  ignatz: Don't forget Crinkle Cut

210516  trelyate: I would watch that crossover

210530  trelyate: IWSN

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2. Felicity
3. Dr Awkward
4. Yurishiro
5. Christina
6. Side Boob
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9. Mr. Shine
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

210528 UltraBeverly: What are these?

210508 Cami: @tess Remember pagers? Bike couriers and drug dealers...

210366 a robot: @MabelSyrup Best not to call random women "bitches" aboard the Spaceship

210451 Niels Bohr: Hey there love angle.

210512 BavidDowie: HUGE PENIS! ...am I doing this right?

210343 mammal883: didn't this kid pass out in the video from his 'yeah boy'?

210334 Hosebag: @Side Boob Don't run! We are your friends!

210481 Side Boob: GRAAASSS...tastes bad!

210337 apoxia: @UltraBeverly I had a general anesthetic recently here in New Zealand and the price was just over $300. I thought that was pretty cheap.

210491 DarkTeddy: Holy shit @Side Boob



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NO JOKES uploaded 210205 (690 points)
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carlin uploaded 210291 (679 points)
fakeplastic uploaded 210099 (664 points)
PygmyGremlin uploaded 210425 (652 points)
Side Boob uploaded 210220 (651 points)
gggina uploaded 210350 (633 points)
eradicator uploaded 210303 (624 points)
caesar uploaded 210317 (614 points)


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 6. jimbiscuit: 1661 points
 7. Side Boob: 1618 points
 8. tehghost: 1335 points
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10. flying sheep: 1196 points
11. cybeq: 1144 points
12. Religion X: 1103 points
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15. twisty: 1044 points
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Score:
966
 
 Ironass: Last thing I remember was sniffing in suitcase in an airport.
 A duck: "Oh yeah? Well YOU go like this: HURF A DURF BLERP A DERP AUGH AUGH AUGH!"
 dangerous dave: [Hank Hill voice] That boy ain't right. [/Hank Hill voice]
 enfanta: German Shepderp, I think.
 Dr Awkward: Borderp collie?
Image 176300   04-30-17   Uploaded by    A duck
Score:
540
 
 MabelSyrup: ummmmmm @FabricMan
 FabricMan: And the little brats won't even laugh when you shout "Goo-goo ga-joob!"
 Mr. Butt: Good username/upload combo
Image 176299   04-30-17   Uploaded by    aristocat
Score:
346
 
 XLY: mwow towels (in comic sands) Also who is the guy in green?
 tib gubb: his only crime was getting punched in the mouth
 SoyUnPerdedor: He ded
 Cami: They tease only because he was caught.
 WTF: Scam-Wow!
Image 176298   04-30-17   Uploaded by    wootman
Score:
482
 
 Bob: I love New Hampshire
 TurkeyVulture: @FabricMan I would go right ahead and take Mr. Supreme over any of the current whack off of cabinet or court nominees. As a matter of fact, the higher up the chain of succession he sits, the better as far as I'm concerned.
 tib gubb: do a youtube search of vermin supreme, you won't be disappointed
 FabricMan: I give it another month before Vermin Supreme gets a cabinet post
 Noremak: Comedy in 2017
 Noremak: Random thing to disregard you.
Image 176297   04-30-17   Uploaded by    betamax
Score:
381
 
 Amy Housewine: Q*Bert: The Acid Years.
 Bu7Z: New minecraft mod seems colourful,
Image 176296   04-30-17   Uploaded by    bigASShobo
Score:
248
 
 a robot: "We're not mad, just disappointed."
 Hosebag: You better put a wrapper on that thing or your gonna be swimming in kid poop.
 SoyUnPerdedor: "I've seen better..."
 ignatz: Tne United States of Whatever
 mrdiron: gurl y u even comin' round here like that
 Bu7Z: "Meh"
 Scoo: "Hey"
Image 176295   04-30-17   Uploaded by    wolfpupy
Score:
388
 
 annterland: 70's called...they want their fugly block heel back
 Knice: @ChubbyBuddy My fetonesh ones the number one onen place of the letter one. :-D
 ChubbyBuddy: @Aufziehvogel my fet1sh 1s double-posts
 Aufziehvogel: There is a fetish for everything.
 Aufziehvogel: There is a fetish for everything.
Image 176294   04-30-17   Uploaded by    Admiral Alan
Score:
478
 
 Borkf: @Bu7Z Some of the best things that ever happened to me were break ups. They never feel like it at the time, but it's how we move forward in life.
 tib gubb: too real! too real!
 Ulillillia: @Bu7Z I just don't have kids
 WTF: @Bu7Z I just tell my kids to stop having feelings.
 Noremak: @Bu7Z I'd tell him it's a human experience to go through and there's usually an existential realization at the end of every single one. Only after a break up do you rebuild yourself and find your strength again. It takes time and experience to move past it.
 KingTrebek: This is from Parasyte for those interested.
 Shay: Maybe if you did laundry and change the shirt you've been wearing for over six months, you will.
 Bu7Z: My son just broke up with his girlfriend of a year... Man I remember my first girlfriend... How do you tell a guy that I went through all this and every relationship since I've felt like the one before was nothing compared to the relationship I'm in now..? Especially since I have to include in that the relationship I once had with his mother..?
 scribbs: Same.
 Ulillillia: cathy-san
Image 176293   04-30-17   Uploaded by    grimes
Score:
136
 
 Borkf: @Ulillillia @ChubbyBuddy One loneke thones new game.
 Ulillillia: Onesert 10000 coones to contoneue
 ChubbyBuddy: 1nsert 10000 co1ns to cont1nue
Image 176292   04-30-17   Uploaded by    phailsauce
Score:
566
 
 wolfpk: Now this gives me an idea for next Halloween. My neighbors will hate me.
 Amy Housewine: Dogs and their bones.
 Knice: Beelzeborkf.
Image 176291   04-30-17   Uploaded by    realjon
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