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273373  tib gubb: you always look flat honey... oh wait, shit

273381  gggina: I don't think shrinking is what your sphincter will be doing...

273365  Littlecraftywolf: but honestly tho why would they ever where their fursuits in an airport its like the worst possible place

273265  mammal883: @mammal883 AAAAH!

273265  mammal883: @mammal883 thats not what I wrote! damn switherino!

273373  Mad Collager: @UltraBeverly What, me ruin my chances with a dateline?

273372  WTF: Oh ya pops? Well you ain't the "World's Greatest Grandpa" either so lose the fucking coffee mug.

273373  UltraBeverly: @Mad Collager dont be a merchater

273376  WTF: brown tape

273375  dangerkeith3000: those are some healthy gums.

273379  WTF: For those "Flat Spacers"

273246  mammal883: @ignatz @sparename @lecj07 My wife has Celiac, and we prefer gin and tonic, with orange and grapefruit bitters. No idea what you call it.

273329  dangerkeith3000: It's a blue waffle.

273334  dangerkeith3000: what if all i touch is my wiener and my wiener is clean?

273265  mammal883: Berty of Chick Corea?

273356  Not A Bot: I wonder if he gives out free samples.

273329  wolfpk: Because it is a pancake.

273335  wolfpk: Fancy condoms.

273352  Prostata: because it is

273365  Prostata: i bet it smells great in there...

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272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

273224 BumScag: In the beginning of the work we do involves cleaning up to skitwish and I will see you briefly in the mail today and tomorrow morning in spokane county sheriff's department and the stars are going to have to take a sick day

273265 mammal883: @mammal883 AAAAH!

273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2



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Score:
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 kshoxx: Andy Kaufman is Screech Powers
 FatTigerWoods: Rad vote for St. Louis
 ughjeez: @dobbiesdoogs Makes sense. Wash. U. does have quite a few good Master's programs.
 Dr. Bathroom: T.J. Miller's college days.
 Teechur: Hi beardstache is a mirror image of his unibrow.
 scribbs: It says "student," but he hates labels.
 dobbiesdoogs: some say he's still at the university today
Image 176270   04-30-17   Uploaded by    bad tony
Score:
195
 
 Ihminen: Ah sh*t my girlfriend works there!
 scribbs: I could totally eat one of those right now, and I wouldn't even make any double entendres...two, tops.
 Bu7Z: @sparename ee-aye-ee-aye-eeew...
 sparename: " # Old Mc-Don-ald had a felch, Ee-aye-ee-aye-O # "
Image 176269   04-30-17   Uploaded by    No Penguins Allowed
Score:
311
 
 FatTigerWoods: Mercer must be a party school
 FireBreathingMarmot: points for solving the problem, anyway
 Scoo: Maybe we just need hats with a brim in the back *and* front
 SomeCanadian: Picture cut out the sunglasses hanging from his shirt.
 Teechur: Wouldn't want to look stupid by turning his hat around backwards, right?
 scribbs: @jochenau Look at his hat. Not the magazine, the real hat.
 jochenau: What am I missing here?
 raditzu: I don't want to live on this planet any more.
Image 176268   04-30-17   Uploaded by    cran vodka
Score:
443
 
 Scoo: @Teechur Same, but it was with breakaway pants. Thought they were so cool until I was at a party one time and...
 grizzly: Decent
 Teechur: I had one of those snap shirts! Thought it was awesome until one of my jerky friends at school found out he could grab it and unsnap them all in a nanosecond.
 apoxia: Lenses not thick enough.
Image 176267   04-30-17   Uploaded by    ethernet
Score:
335
 
 SomeCanadian: It's not polite to post pictures of @Knice's house
 Teechur: Visit the Corn Palace in Mitchell, SD! It looks exactly like this doesn't.
 scribbs: Finally, a more efficient way to grow corn. Has @Knice heard about this?
 sparename: Carwash Trees
 apoxia: Isn't nature wonderful?
Image 176266   04-30-17   Uploaded by    falling
Score:
370
 
 scribbs: What? Now only locals can eat at Tim Hortons? Thanks, Obama.
 dangerous dave: I worked in economic development for a time, and as such I have no trouble imagining the public meeting, six weeks earlier, at which the local Tim Horton's franchisee was invited to stand up and say a few words about the town's long-overdue construction project.
 WaffleIron: Standard issue Canadian construction signs.
Image 176265   04-30-17   Uploaded by    silver
Score:
612
 
 Mr Bleak: @piranharama I gave the world Bieber and punished them all with death to teach them a lesson.
 scribbs: @piranharama We should alert somebody about this disease.
 piranharama: @scribbs Specifically mathematicians. You can see how humanity would never survive this.
 Borkf: @jochenau You might enjoy Pandemic. It's like, the exact opposite of Plague Inc.
 Beef Supreme: The disease must have started in Madegascar.
 Noremak: #127277 Just imagine if it was cured...
 a robot: @jochenau What's this about killing all humans???
 SomeCanadian: @jochenau Oh, it's not a game. (War Games plays in background)
 scribbs: @piranharama Mathlete's foot? Is that where the sufferer can never kick a ball into a goal until cured?
 ping: Ermagerd, merms.
 piranharama: @Bu7Z It's great! I've successfully eradicated humanity with Disco Fever and Mathlete's Foot.
 lionstrong: Infected with memes? omg that's horrible!
 Bu7Z: I love this game
 jochenau: I find the concept of a game focused on eradicating humanity unpleasant, to say the least.
 dobbiesdoogs: #163366
 WaffleIron: Oh god no.
Image 176264   04-30-17   Uploaded by    Lorm Bembo
Score:
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 Schizoid: @dangerous dave Maybe it's a Ewok?
 dangerous dave: I thought it was supposed to be Darth Vader.
 norgu5: It's too cute to eat
Image 176263   04-30-17   Uploaded by    Stephen Milkmus
Score:
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 Niels Bohr: Put your hands up!
 grizzly: @Teechur you can become a sex criminal for this.
 Teechur: People in my town are arrested for doing this.
 sparename: "A man's gotta do, what a man's gotta do!"
 addend: "You down there, hold it! This is a citizen's arrest."
 Rent A Dog: #bluelivematter to pee
 piranharama: Bad boys, bad boys, what you gonna do? What you gonna do when 'dey pee on you?
 WaffleIron: That's newsworthy.
Image 176262   04-30-17   Uploaded by    mrmrmr
Score:
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 SomeCanadian: IS THIS REAL LIFE... IS IT JUST FANTASY...
 wolfpupy: this will haunt my bad dreams
Image 176261   04-30-17   Uploaded by    horny horn
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