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268216  Yam: Be careful who you call ugly in middle school

267978  ChubbyBuddy: fair

268178  BavidDowie: Just the tip of the iceborkf

268214  ChubbyBuddy: tell me more

268187  BavidDowie: Classic Karli

268215  ChubbyBuddy: @Munkybut @Alaskan but it's racist against a white person so its fine

268210  ChubbyBuddy: @Zaxxoff i finally understand why ive always wanted to punch that guy. i thought it was the mustache

267978  AGGRO-GATOR MOD: Lol shut the fuck up

268215  Munkybut: @Alaskan there's a "white" noodle in there. It's racist

267978  ChubbyBuddy: wherein Tangible Harm to Human Beings Increases Quarterly Returns," but that probably wont fit on a onesie.

267978  ChubbyBuddy: the democratic party establishment and to the left of the Sanders wing. I call myself a communist or socialist sometimes because I'm outside of the mercifully expanding overton window and the terminology hasn't caught up. I don't want america to be the soviet union. i want america to be america, the best damn america possible and at some point we have to put our collective foot down and say "NO. No, you don't have an absolute right to make infinite profit from human and environmental exploitation." these are not forces interested in compromise. we must take what we are owed as the workforce that made these swine unimaginable wealthy while the rest of us struggle and die. let's put it this way, i would have preferred "Hippity Hoppity, Abolish Profit Incentives in Certain Industries wherei

267978  ChubbyBuddy: overthrew Moseddegh in iran and installed a theocracy because oil companies could make more money, because Moseddegh wanted to nationalize the petroleum industry, as communist a policy as can be imagined. he wanted his people to share in the prosperity borne of his nation's natural resources. and we killed him for it. I want the american fossil fuel companies to be nationalized so they can be disbanded so the planet doesn't cook. I want nationalizations as a bulwark against monopoly and an increase in efficiency. healthcare is cheaper without a rapacious profit margin. single payer is a good start, and i'll vote for candidates who advocate for it. but i want an UK-style NHS, which was the envy if the world until defunded by tory and blairite centrist admins. That puts me to the left of t

267978  ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob you sidestepped my question again. answer it. dude this whole thing began with me making an substantive distinction between personal and private property. thats me trying to inform you and the broader AG readership of a common misconception about marxist thought. you respond by going "well AKKKKKKSHUALLLY ive read the books (no you havent) and i think marx is stinky poo poo pants for dumb dumbs." what specific criticism do you have about marx's ideas? "it doesn't work" ok, why? "it's been tried before and didn't work" what were the external and internal factors at play? did an imperial superpower swagger in and depose the government or engage in soft power moves like CIA coups, election rigging, and propaganda campaigns like in Nicaragua, Cuba, Russia, Vietnam, or Honduras? We o

268224  Seven Eight Nine: My favorite is the sun going down! That cracked me up!

268212  Nope: Ross was the worst friend

268213  Nope: ugh, that was some gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood tuna

268195  MrBoffo: Sorry, It's Katie Ann, but it's Skip's policy to leave the hosing to you and your ... uh, "friend."

268210  Zaxxoff: alt-right flanders trolling antifa homer

268210  MrBoffo: I'll take those eyes over easy for my breakfast tomorrow

268211  MrBoffo: Takes a licking and keeps on borkfing.

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267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

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 Mr Bleak: Arnold Schwarzencroaker
 Dan Tagonistic: Bro frog
 Wooden Spoon: @Mr. Shine: do you think he could help me beat the underground jet ski level? I've only beat it once in 23 years and I'm starting to get discouraged.
 square44: who would have thought a frog would skip leg day?
 guest: here come dat boi
 Teechur: Dang it, Froggy! That's not how you play Marbles!
 Scoo: Bro do you even croak?
 addend: (Gets massive warts.)
 Thyming: Infowars' Alex Jones warned us that the frogs were turning gay. This one even worked on his image for the other males.
 Knice: Frog and Swoled are friends.
 Mr. Shine: Battletoad IRL
 jochenau: I haven't been keeping track, does the EPA still exist? If so we should probably call them out to the steroid factory, I'm pretty sure they're not disposing of their waste properly.
 Spazstatic: Ripit. Do you even leap, bro?
Image 176110   04-29-17   Uploaded by    happier
 XLY: looks cozy
 Bluetocracy: He owns a pink onesy... ok.
 Wet farts: Zero f**ks given. Rad.
 Gomi Day: i'd be concerned about static.
 Teechur: Lost a bet.
Image 176109   04-29-17   Uploaded by    wootman
 CastleBravo: That's a detailed walkthrough for life. Hope you didn't mess any of the steps up.
 savvoy: This is more coherent than what I scribbled down, when LSD revealed the secret of the universe to me.
Image 176108   04-29-17   Uploaded by    danny
 majorchamp: Ive always wanted to wear a mask of a better-looking face
 Pizza: Repo: The Genetic Opera remake looking bad
 addend: Hush, don't tell him about the retinal scanning.
 Shay: Next in line for the Slipknot audition.
 jochenau: No, no, no, if you're going to do computer crime you have to wear a ski mask.
 SomeOtherCanadian: He's just anonymously leaving his digital fingerprint around. The Crux of his secrecy revolves around only using his last initial on his Facebook profile
 enfanta: Unclear on the concept of internet privacy.
Image 176107   04-29-17   Uploaded by    LKoroton
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 Shay: Roll that beautiful bean footage.
 Thyming: That's a big doggo.
 savvoy: New pupper learns fast, mommy! Can we keep him?
 Spazstatic: Moofk
 dangerous dave: The worms tgat s/he is trying to scratch out of that butt must be as long as your arm.
 Teechur: Ground beef.
 sparename: "I ain't moo-ving!"
Image 176105   04-29-17   Uploaded by    responsibleadult
 WaffleIron: @addend : 6801, the way baby Jesus intended.
 addend: Is it ARM or x86?
Image 176104   04-29-17   Uploaded by    tacticaljay
 Dresdenkeogh: Part one of a rube Goldberg machine designed to kill the roadrunner. The matches ignite freeing the rock, which flies somewhere and does something else oblique.
 savvoy: I foresee... a lot of broken matchsticks
 dangerous dave: Fuccoult's campfire.
 Teechur: The Pit and the Pendulight.
 sparename: The Rock of Damocles...
Image 176103   04-29-17   Uploaded by    scribbs
 Dan Tagonistic: Love you really poster
 Dan Tagonistic: Sting. In metal underpants. Fuck you poster
 Sadbot: The perfect oil allegory
 Otterman: On land, we call them "land sea-lions". I tame them.
 guest: i see your spice cycle, and raise you crab cycle #172915
 lebron: The ol' spicey sandworm
 Dresdenkeogh: Zigazig ah.
 fakeusername: I forget, where do the sex ninjas fit into this?
 Noremak: The spice must flow...
Image 176102   04-29-17   Uploaded by    CrystallineEntity
 Bluetocracy: Frosting? What? No! Where's the MIDDLE?!?!?
 addend: An Instagram meme in the making. #mondays #fml #firstworldproblems
 SomeOtherCanadian: Just scrape it with your chompers and get on with your morning
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