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243537  wolfpk: This is meme is dumb as hell..... but yeah, I laughed.

243543  Mad Collager: @jochenau I read that the light patches are from goggles he wears in the tanning bed. He looks more natural when he's been outside golfing, because he doesn't wear the goggles then. The color being from a bad rub-on tan is a myth, at least according to a make-up guy who got a close look at his skin. The color is just too even not to be natural.

243487  Annoying Vegan : What about Naughty Multiverse?

243540  wolfpk: ELF on the Shelf demands "favors" for a good report.


243196  tib gubb: my personal rule about this kind of thing goes the same as with guns - i'll stop when everyone else does.

243537  WannaBee: @jochenau 8,001

243545  wolfpk: Which Harry Potter?

243199  tib gubb: safety regulations aren't for do-ers


243205  tib gubb: @Mr. Whiskers lmbo

243218  tib gubb: nobody likes emo sonic

243219  tib gubb: you saved 80 cents, but at what cost?

243542  Annoying Vegan : I chew it all day, except at mealtimes when I stick it behind my ear.

243526  Springbok: The only thing better than a pupper is a frosted pupper.

243544  Not A Bot: that's a long time to have an erection

243537  Springbok: @jochenau Literally 8,001

243539  Springbok: I bet he likes Oreos.

243540  Springbok: I always knew Elf on the Shelf had some crooked shit going on

243542  Springbok: Too many churros

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243466 dangerkeith3000: @Christina I agree. To have it make sense, use the subjuctive. Or add "the fact that" instead of just "that" and keep the indicative since now it's a fact. Either way works. Thanks!

243341 Mad Collager: Log is self-conscious about its weight. See? It won't even step on the scale.

243322 Shay: Ah lean left, lean left, lean leeefffffftttt.

243498 trelyate: also what was up with that duck with the inner tube with the little duck head is that thing alive or not?

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243391 WannaBee: @dangerkeith3000 some pain yes, but that just seems excessive.

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 Felicity: If people only paid attention to where the line break occurs, it would be less obvious
 Cory Trevor: what do you mean @SCheeseman
 SCheeseman: A church I can get behind and fuck
 LieutenantTofu: I used to live there. There is a Seimens water tower. No joke.
 E. HONDA: premature evangelization
 dangerous dave: What's on first? ...eeewwwwww.
 fanny: rude!
 dobbiesdoogs: parishoners are quickly disillusioned and find another church
 Scoo: @bug Stupid sexy mineral
 bug: ...or I guess I won't be (Mg,Fe2+)2(Mg,Fe2+)5Si8O22(OH)2
 bug: ... there had better be a second cumming, Jesus.
 Mr. Butt: I should be the goddamn pope of this church :(
 Otterman: Too easy
Image 175826   04-27-17   Uploaded by    Prombom
 Robespierre: They think they're Sonic Youth.
 meh: I said / what about / Breakfast at Tiffany's"?
 grizzly: Bass player finally realized what the lyrics were about.
 Mr. Whiskers:'s "Cannonball" (probably...or something)
 Shay: How far would you go to cover John Mellencamp's "Crumblin' Down"?
 WTF: Alright... fine... Play Wonderwall.
 Dr. Bathroom: Holy shit! Isn't this Ringo Deathstarr!? I loooove them!
Image 175825   04-27-17   Uploaded by    tacticaljay
Image 175824 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by DerMantis. Your image was bad, DerMantis.
 Janevski: What kind of dog is this?
 Urn BooUrn: Sea pupper!!!
Image 175823   04-27-17   Uploaded by    sandwiches
 A duck: They've got that whole Christian Rock duo living in Missouri thing down pat.
 enfanta: @Nope it's a pregnancy announcement. You can't be too mean.
 metallica: Let me guess...she's preggers and you love Vanilla Ice.
 Nope: @enfanta @ignatz On further reflection it was probably too mean
 ignatz: @Nope Let's play guess the comment
 enfanta: @Nope I was going to ask if a purple power was InvisoWriting.
 Side Boob: Ice, Ice, Baby
 Nope: @Scoo So cold it disappeared
 Bast Relief: So tired of couples posting photos to FB of every time they get bloated after eating out at El Toritos.
 A duck: White white people
 Musician: @Nope do you know how much better that song would have been with those lyrics?
 Scoo: @Nope Too cold
 RiderFan: @Nope Bleach blonde woman.
Image 175822   04-27-17   Uploaded by    Aaron Spacemuseum
 rinaldi1337: @Mr. Butt i agree. Only pure ethanol should be consumed at gun shows.
 Cami: The order of the visits is critical.
 LieutenantTofu: Nothing could possibly go wrong.
 dobbiesdoogs: kentucky.jpg
 Scoo: @WTF if it's like beer fests I've been to, they kick you out as soon as you can't Stand Your Ground anymore
 WTF: I'm guessing they have a "Stand Your Ground" law as well.
 Shay: Need tickets to the gun show? No? Awwww....
 Ironass: @Mr. Butt #175802
 Ironass: What could go wrong?
 ChubbyBuddy: off camera : one drunk asshole do1ng bodybu1lder poses
 Mr. Butt: Beer is for pussies.
Image 175821   04-27-17   Uploaded by    augustus
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 Felicity: He looks shaken
 BavidDowie: do I look amused, Jim?
 A duck: Release me from this life of torment.
 Otterman: Already saved, thanks!
 ignatz: Dirty martini of shame
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 raditzu: prrrrt
 habbekratz: @Mutato Nomine That would be a great idea actually.
 FabricMan: Ever spelled "Evian" backwards?
 Mutato Nomine: I would like to try this with Mountain Dew. I bet I would wake up full of energy. And stickiness.
 ChubbyBuddy: water u so steamed about m8
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