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228519  Teechur: Cats can keep their cardboard boxes.

228507  Teechur: @Zukero @Scoo You sure that's not a Banana Jr 6000?

228190  UltraBeverly: @Felicity So I was supposed to get the lechon for my sobrina's quinceanera, but the carniceria was closed by the time I had had a few drinks and maybe a quickie in the bar bathroom, so when I was driving home and I passed a hog farm... Well, one thing led to another and THIS happened. In the 1950's.

228516  TurkeyVulture: This beautiful people grabs back.

228470  a robot: All grown up: #228489

228489  a robot: Early days: #228470

228509  Dresdenkeogh: *devours pig in pitch-black room*

228474  a robot: Someone just out of frame is definitely making frantic waving motions that mean "let the mean man win"

228509  Teechur: @Science And the letter W from a Wilson tennis racket.

228480  a robot: God damn it, people

228515  Teechur: Platypi

228516  Teechur: Me and MY army, that's who!

228485  a robot: Yeah but hearing most of these from a coworker would probably be just as creepy as a "you have an amazing figure" comment or whatever

228459  Yurishiro: @fanny Brag!

228482  Teechur: @Otterman Okay...."I would like more information."

228459  Spazstatic: @fanny it's dying? I thought it just got homework assigned!

228495  a sedated moose: Is this the living painting thing from Arrested Development?

228516  Yurishiro: "No fucking way."

228483  Teechur: That last one should be Area 420, amirite?

228485  Teechur: ....bath, and beyond because you can get great deals there!

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228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228373 Zukero: Walked on a paper shredder?

228374 apoxia: White meat only.

228339 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?

228490 Ulillillia: @Prostata I Googled it, they look tasty

228485 a robot: Yeah but hearing most of these from a coworker would probably be just as creepy as a "you have an amazing figure" comment or whatever

228312 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete

228446 Coach Teacher: Mafucka, you ain't even seen that real shit yet.

228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.

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15. CheezGrater: 1688 points
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 Felicity: If people only paid attention to where the line break occurs, it would be less obvious
 Cory Trevor: what do you mean @SCheeseman
 SCheeseman: A church I can get behind and fuck
 LieutenantTofu: I used to live there. There is a Seimens water tower. No joke.
 E. HONDA: premature evangelization
 dangerous dave: What's on first? ...eeewwwwww.
 fanny: rude!
 dobbiesdoogs: parishoners are quickly disillusioned and find another church
 Scoo: @bug Stupid sexy mineral
 bug: ...or I guess I won't be (Mg,Fe2+)2(Mg,Fe2+)5Si8O22(OH)2
 bug: ... there had better be a second cumming, Jesus.
 Mr. Butt: I should be the goddamn pope of this church :(
 Otterman: Too easy
Image 175826   04-27-17   Uploaded by    Prombom
 Robespierre: They think they're Sonic Youth.
 dangerkeith3000: I said / what about / Breakfast at Tiffany's"?
 grizzly: Bass player finally realized what the lyrics were about.
 Mr. Whiskers:'s "Cannonball" (probably...or something)
 Shay: How far would you go to cover John Mellencamp's "Crumblin' Down"?
 WTF: Alright... fine... Play Wonderwall.
 Dr. Bathroom: Holy shit! Isn't this Ringo Deathstarr!? I loooove them!
Image 175825   04-27-17   Uploaded by    tacticaljay
Image 175824 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by DerMantis. Boo, DerMantis.
 Janevski: What kind of dog is this?
 Urn BooUrn: Sea pupper!!!
Image 175823   04-27-17   Uploaded by    sandwiches
 A duck: They've got that whole Christian Rock duo living in Missouri thing down pat.
 enfanta: @Nope it's a pregnancy announcement. You can't be too mean.
 dangerkeith3000: Let me guess...she's preggers and you love Vanilla Ice.
 Nope: @enfanta @ignatz On further reflection it was probably too mean
 ignatz: @Nope Let's play guess the comment
 enfanta: @Nope I was going to ask if a purple power was InvisoWriting.
 Side Boob: Ice, Ice, Baby
 Nope: @Scoo So cold it disappeared
 Bast Relief: So tired of couples posting photos to FB of every time they get bloated after eating out at El Toritos.
 A duck: White white people
 Musician: @Nope do you know how much better that song would have been with those lyrics?
 Scoo: @Nope Too cold
 RiderFan: @Nope Bleach blonde woman.
Image 175822   04-27-17   Uploaded by    Aaron Spacemuseum
 rinaldi1337: @Mr. Butt i agree. Only pure ethanol should be consumed at gun shows.
 Cami: The order of the visits is critical.
 LieutenantTofu: Nothing could possibly go wrong.
 dobbiesdoogs: kentucky.jpg
 Scoo: @WTF if it's like beer fests I've been to, they kick you out as soon as you can't Stand Your Ground anymore
 WTF: I'm guessing they have a "Stand Your Ground" law as well.
 Shay: Need tickets to the gun show? No? Awwww....
 Ironass: @Mr. Butt #175802
 Ironass: What could go wrong?
 ChubbyBuddy: off camera : one drunk asshole do1ng bodybu1lder poses
 Mr. Butt: Beer is for pussies.
Image 175821   04-27-17   Uploaded by    augustus
Image 175820 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by crunchymush. Your image was bad, crunchymush.
Image 175819 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Frum Temps. Boo, Frum Temps.
 Felicity: He looks shaken
 BavidDowie: do I look amused, Jim?
 A duck: Release me from this life of torment.
 Otterman: Already saved, thanks!
 ignatz: Dirty martini of shame
Image 175818   04-27-17   Uploaded by    amputator
 LieutenantTofu: @Mutato Nomine VAP THE MTN
 raditzu: prrrrt
 dangerkeith3000: @Mutato Nomine That would be a great idea actually.
 FabricMan: Ever spelled "Evian" backwards?
 Mutato Nomine: I would like to try this with Mountain Dew. I bet I would wake up full of energy. And stickiness.
 ChubbyBuddy: water u so steamed about m8
Image 175817   04-27-17   Uploaded by    HenryVIII
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