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272635  Side Boob: *Sweet Georgia Brown plays in background*

272645  charlemagne: once the other players go home I'm allowed on the pitch yippee

272648  charlemagne: weegies

272654  charlemagne: @Jalamunch Totorito rather have no heart then no sandwich

272643  lecj07: "I see you taking pics. Think you so clever doing it as a selfie."

272653  grizzly: What has brown done for me lately?

272658  grizzly: It's normally all the terrible things done to people that leads to alcoholism!

272586  tib gubb: @Not A Bot We here at spaceship have come to know that it is better to brand perfectly than to incubate cyber-macro-magnetically. The all-hands meetings factor is ubiquitous. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We will envisioneer the commonly-used standard industry jargon-based jargon-based term "blog-based". The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not user-defined.

272651  a robot: I'd rather pet this kitty :P

272652  a robot: I mean this is a cute baby, but...

272655  tib gubb: US honeybees are stingerless - didja know

272639  phonk: WHAT?? In what??? Slowest credits ever!

272653  tib gubb: i bringed you this

272647  Spazstatic: CATS ARE KNICE

272653  Spazstatic: United Pupper Service.

272648  Mr. Whiskers: Is that player doing the Carlton?

272659  Vault Dweller: Love the zero effort with the carrots

272618  grizzly: Show offs.

272624  Not A Bot: It's usually spelled Mabel

272580  InfiniteZero: Looool @Skinr

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272425 Nope: @lecj07 thank you for your service

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272540 a sedated moose: @Science isn't that the critter what makes the shit-coffee?

272504 Shay: John Lee Hooker always sweat bullets wherever he was.

272639 phonk: WHAT?? In what??? Slowest credits ever!

272554 Kaviri: It's your old pal. Ricky Rat!

272463 copunter: vvv (they're supposedly the red flowers, I guess)

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

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11. Surprising: 1715 points
12. westerner: 1714 points
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14. NoOneImportant: 1607 points
15. crazyfingers: 1546 points
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 stunt nuts: If people only paid attention to where the line break occurs, it would be less obvious
 Cory Trevor: what do you mean @SCheeseman
 SCheeseman: A church I can get behind and fuck
 LieutenantTofu: I used to live there. There is a Seimens water tower. No joke.
 E. HONDA: premature evangelization
 dangerous dave: What's on first? ...eeewwwwww.
 fanny: rude!
 dobbiesdoogs: parishoners are quickly disillusioned and find another church
 Scoo: @bug Stupid sexy mineral
 bug: ...or I guess I won't be (Mg,Fe2+)2(Mg,Fe2+)5Si8O22(OH)2
 bug: ... there had better be a second cumming, Jesus.
 Mr. Butt: I should be the goddamn pope of this church :(
 Otterman: Too easy
Image 175826   04-27-17   Uploaded by    Prombom
 Larp Belb: They think they're Sonic Youth.
 meh: I said / what about / Breakfast at Tiffany's"?
 grizzly: Bass player finally realized what the lyrics were about.
 Mr. Whiskers:'s "Cannonball" (probably...or something)
 Shay: How far would you go to cover John Mellencamp's "Crumblin' Down"?
 WTF: Alright... fine... Play Wonderwall.
 Dr. Bathroom: Holy shit! Isn't this Ringo Deathstarr!? I loooove them!
Image 175825   04-27-17   Uploaded by    tacticaljay
Image 175824 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by DerMantis. You have brought shame on us, DerMantis.
 Janevski: What kind of dog is this?
 Urn BooUrn: Sea pupper!!!
Image 175823   04-27-17   Uploaded by    sandwiches
 A duck: They've got that whole Christian Rock duo living in Missouri thing down pat.
 enfanta: @Nope it's a pregnancy announcement. You can't be too mean.
 metallica: Let me guess...she's preggers and you love Vanilla Ice.
 Nope: @enfanta @ignatz On further reflection it was probably too mean
 edgarallendoh: @Nope Let's play guess the comment
 enfanta: @Nope I was going to ask if a purple power was InvisoWriting.
 Side Boob: Ice, Ice, Baby
 Nope: @Scoo So cold it disappeared
 Bast Relief: So tired of couples posting photos to FB of every time they get bloated after eating out at El Toritos.
 A duck: White white people
 Musician: @Nope do you know how much better that song would have been with those lyrics?
 Scoo: @Nope Too cold
 RiderFan: @Nope Bleach blonde woman.
Image 175822   04-27-17   Uploaded by    Aaron Spacemuseum
 rinaldi1337: @Mr. Butt i agree. Only pure ethanol should be consumed at gun shows.
 Cami: The order of the visits is critical.
 LieutenantTofu: Nothing could possibly go wrong.
 dobbiesdoogs: kentucky.jpg
 Scoo: @WTF if it's like beer fests I've been to, they kick you out as soon as you can't Stand Your Ground anymore
 WTF: I'm guessing they have a "Stand Your Ground" law as well.
 Shay: Need tickets to the gun show? No? Awwww....
 Ironass: @Mr. Butt #175802
 Ironass: What could go wrong?
 ChubbyBuddy: off camera : one drunk asshole do1ng bodybu1lder poses
 Mr. Butt: Beer is for pussies.
Image 175821   04-27-17   Uploaded by    augustus
Image 175820 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by crunchymush. You have brought shame on us, crunchymush.
Image 175819 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Frum Temps. You have brought shame on us, Frum Temps.
 NoOneImportant: He looks shaken
 BavidDowie: do I look amused, Jim?
 A duck: Release me from this life of torment.
 Otterman: Already saved, thanks!
 bag o bones: Dirty martini of shame
Image 175818   04-27-17   Uploaded by    amputator
 LieutenantTofu: @Mutato Nomine VAP THE MTN
 raditzu: prrrrt
 habbekratz: @Mutato Nomine That would be a great idea actually.
 FabricMan: Ever spelled "Evian" backwards?
 Mutato Nomine: I would like to try this with Mountain Dew. I bet I would wake up full of energy. And stickiness.
 ChubbyBuddy: water u so steamed about m8
Image 175817   04-27-17   Uploaded by    HenryVIII
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