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272315  MikeWhiskey: Wanna squeeze those lil toe beans :3

272315  superfudge: This is mine. I'm taking this with me.

272315  nimbus: You bring your kitty, I bring mine.

272238  Zukero: His face saves the joke.

272300  Astanapan: Pictured is the witch Hazel as she infuses the face wash.

272314  miller: Hi Parker

272252  FabricMan: 55% of this fruit is grapefruit, and 45% is orange

272279  copunter: six degrees of staphylococcus

272303  Side Boob: Why do these things always lose air?

272282  Mr. Butt: @ignatz That makes perfect sense, but I feel so betrayed knowing that.

272286  copunter: fuck yo couch

272302  Prostata: best brunch squad ever

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272295  copunter: sponsored by Purina Bee Chow, now with 30% MORE stinger, and a crunchy queen in every bag

272300  copunter: it's like her nose follows you wherever you are in the room

272263  copunter: typos? is that comedy here then? look out, Jay Leno, we have a spaceship

272269  copunter: deciphering aint easy, but it's very necessary

272300  FabricMan: Ermehgerd! Ter treh wersh!

272089  Sage: @Mad Collager That sounds amazing!

272299  dangerkeith3000: Welcome to my TEDBorkf.

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 Bast Relief: @Teechur I do the same thing! I love it when a student borrows one of those grody pencils and then looks at me disgusted.
 Teechur: @Bast Relief As I walk around the school, I pick up on average 6 pencils/pens every day. They go in my drawer for when my stoodints don't have anything to write with. I love it when all that's left are the ones with chompers marks.
 Bast Relief: My collection by the end of the year. Students borrow my pencils and never give them back, I steal their erasers.
 Xeno: I collect rubbers. Want to see some?
 Butcherboy: Another product that you can never quite use all of
 SkidSolo: A million mistakes.
 Watch Out: That is quite the eraser collection.
Image 175812   04-27-17   Uploaded by    ptrain
 raditzu: there's some serious party going on there
 Dreforian: I don't get it. All I see is a sailboat?
 Scoo: Keith Haring Color Blindness Test
Image 175811   04-27-17   Uploaded by    sylveon
 raditzu: he probably just ate the male owner a second ago. And she's next.
 SomeCanadian: Awww. You're a good boy. I bet you are :)
 cassette1: @Himesama THIS lady?
 Himesama: I saw this lady totally yelling at her dog at the post office it was weird but sad.
Image 175810   04-27-17   Uploaded by    froggyfresh
 Musician: I'll take 2 "Tammy Faye Bakers" and a bear claw
 enfanta: "Close your eyes, Marion!"
 mwoody: "You have chosen your ingredients... poorly."
 square44: they know their fates, but soldier on with a smile
 Scoo: Can't sleep, cookie will eat me
Image 175809   04-27-17   Uploaded by    hanky
 Kim: This attracts the opposite sex.
 a robot: Heavens to Betsy, I'm out of bad votes!
 enfanta: No, no, no! You're supposed to wear a colander on your head, not the FSM his noodly self!
 Mutato Nomine: @redmonkey3 Yeah I can't believe she's wearing flats with that.
 redmonkey3: The Shoes! must. see. shoes.
 Side Boob: she seems nice
Image 175808   04-27-17   Uploaded by    Messed Up Dog
 BavidDowie: This is my fish
 Shay: Ziggy Stardust has been reincarnated as a fish.
 redmonkey3: Fish, I'm fabulous!
 Scoo: Jaunty!
 bromide: It's fins all the way down.
Image 175807   04-27-17   Uploaded by    celtic
 dobbiesdoogs: they were just trying to show up these guys…
 CastleBravo: Excuse me a moment. Ahem. AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
 redmonkey3: I've heard stranger stories about where human babies come from - makes sense the aliens would have some messed up stories to scare their children & avoid uncomfortable discussions
 square44: the first W-section
Image 175806   04-27-17   Uploaded by    Moe Burt
 raditzu: spawn more overlords
 SomeCanadian: Already cuddling a fish
 enfanta: Would. Happily.
 BoiledEggs: I would
 elmstreet: My opinion is unwanted.
 redmonkey3: Would cuddle until he/she/it could neither cuddle nor cuttle anymore
 humanfog: Totes would.
 itskando: Cthulu's effeminate cousin
 Teechur: Would/would not cuddle the cuttlefish. Aaaaaand GO!
Image 175805   04-27-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
 tokyopig: From the cover of 'colleges that change lives'
 redmonkey3: @itskando - n.a.i.v.e. water, you say ?
 itskando: What evian wants you to believe
Image 175804   04-27-17   Uploaded by    bigASShobo
 flyingBEARfish: They said he was mild. I said he was the best damn soldier that ever put on the uniform.
 Teechur: After all this time, we have plenty to taco 'bout.
Image 175803   04-27-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
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