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263003  El hefe: Oh, Carrot Top...

263011  AlexDeLarge: @Mr. Butt 2-4-6-8, homer's crime was really great! Great, meaning large or immense; we use it in the pejorative sense!

263013  a robot: @a robot You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies??

263013  a robot: I used to be a bank teller and we would collect and save money that was really old, beat up, drawn/written on or otherwise mutilated, and send it back to the government. I'm not saying that system is perfect but I just don't think it's very likely that this kind of bill would end up in an ATM

263004  Bluetocracy: Critical fail on your walk roll. It's definitely a Monday.

263005  Bluetocracy: I want some part of our planet to really be a steampunk culture, so we can go there to visit.

262993  FormerLurker: @Zarathustra youre right, totally gay. And thats why its rad.

263011  Bluetocracy: You are what you eat... Oh, so you ARE fingernails.

262994  FormerLurker: Healthy as a horse now.

262946  Whatever: Fact: theres sexual innuendo in every successful fast food franchise logo if you look at it right

262949  Whatever: On the bright side, you only have to buy one of these horrors, and it coordinates with Halloween

262997  Not A Bot: looks like the fence won a few, too

263011  Mr. Butt: Some words are both nouns and adjectives, depending on how you use them.

263009  FormerLurker: For the record, despite my criticisms, I still voted rad.

262956  Whatever: But is it kosher?

263009  FormerLurker: See, thats awesome that they literally ran out of everything... but as a former restaurant manager, I feel like what they shouldve done is go to the grocery store and pay full prices for more ingredients. Even the most unusual ingredients can typically be found at restaurant supply stores that are in even medium sized cities. As I always used to tell my staff, the customer is more valuable than the product. But hey, Im out of the restaurant industry now entirely, so its not my problem!

262959  Whatever: Obviously poaching from Chipotle

263008  Shay: And you see kids, this is why daddy drinks.

262901  Side Boob: Please state the nature of the fashion emergency.

262965  Whatever: Trumps new lawyer looks pretty darn sharp

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262685 Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

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262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

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262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

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 nanananana: Guy on the left: Bill Murray as Ron Paul
 piranharama: Not H2O, ust high quality LSD my friend.
 phailsauce: (L-R) Reed, Sue, and Johnny at cocktail hour.
 Darmstadtium: Barry Marshal, Daniel A. Carrion, Albert Hofmann, Shashikant Phadnis and Jonathan Osterman, all started in a similar way... Screw your archaic lab safety protocols!
 Science: @Zampano: No. They're sciencing the drinking experiment.
 Teechur: Dude on the right is actually 172 years old, and this is why.
 scribbs: Bobby once was a chemist. Now he is no more. For what he thought was H2O, was really H2SO4.
 Scoo: Don't get high on your own supply
 Hokie333: @Zampano Well how else are they gonna get superpowers?
 Zampano: They're drinking their science experiment
Image 175651   04-26-17   Uploaded by    Starry Lemon
 IM AN ASSHOLE: @Robespierre or waxing
 karpeles: This limo needs a good vacuuming.
 grizzly: If Im here, and youre here, doesnt that make it our time?
 hearsegirl: auto rad for custom vans! looking good spicoli!
 Dr. Bathroom: Alright, Hamilton!
 Scoo: I've always wondered what the inside of those airbrushed vans looked like
 Zampano: "is there any more weed?", "no". "Let's smoke our shoes"
 Nopetology: This porn is weird
Image 175650   04-26-17   Uploaded by    withak
 Warrax: ...and I shall bark nonstop at everything, and at nothing at all, just as my (four) forefathers before me.
 AgentView: Up on multi collie hill there's a plastic tree...
 Scoo: He;s thinkin about thos collies
Image 175649   04-26-17   Uploaded by    Social Vegan
 frankie: Town Without Pity.
 tib gubb: hope you're hungry!
 Fishy: This kills the disabled.
 Zampano: Im not really into cannabalism, nor do i know why a disabled person would want me to eat them, so rather than "just sit somewhere else", im gonna play it safe and walk to my destination...
Image 175648   04-26-17   Uploaded by    habbekratz
 Frank herbert: Actually, I am a mouse in a large mechanical suit.
 frankie: The lady looks like Amanda Bearse
 kayjay: "They Saved Trump's Brain" - I love this movie.
 SoyUnPerdedor: This is real
 enfanta: Neighbors to #175608.
 illBilliam: Hello there, fellow humans.
 Theta Zero: The man on the right knows.
Image 175647   04-26-17   Uploaded by    originaluser
 Sauce Packets: My friend had Facebook put together one of their montages of our friendship, and the cross-section of my posts it sampled were all about my depression
 itskando: I'd like to believe the second half IS the snapshots from 2 years ago
 grizzly: @dobbiesdoogs sorry about your dog :(
 dobbiesdoogs: the first one of these i ever received was a post from about 5 years ago, in which i announced that my beloved dog had passed away. "we thought you'd want to see this again." fuck you facebook
 Scoo: Mine today was a photo from 7 years ago of me at a friend's wedding sticking out my tongue, which was all dyed green from wedding cake frosting. It was good for a 0.6 second chuckle.
Image 175646   04-26-17   Uploaded by    suckit
 tib gubb: norse religion is fun
 BavidDowie: *citations needed*
 Warrax: I am a frost giant, and I am offended.
 itskando: One right behind you
 Mr. Butt: Okay.
 Scoo: He's got a point there
Image 175645   04-26-17   Uploaded by    kensin
 tib gubb: true to life
 XLY: Lego Celica
 Dreforian: That one time when Lego thought about getting into the auto industry
 WaffleIron: @tritium : must disagree, I got my 83 going faster than that on occasion.
 tritium: @Nopetology It's funny because no Celica has ever hit 88mph.
 winwolf: So much JDM
 Nopetology: When you hit 88mph, the flux capacitor activates and instantly transports you to the hereafter.
 dobbiesdoogs: life support system optional
 sparename: Foley artist adds tyre-squealing noises when car is obviously flying in a vacuum
Image 175644   04-26-17   Uploaded by    Wumph Morms
 enfanta: Newspaper from 2035.
Image 175643   04-26-17   Uploaded by    burritos
 Winterneuro: Burn baby burn. Disco inferno!
 Dreforian: For the last time you're supposed to stand back from the iMax screen for optimal viewing.
 dobbiesdoogs: so we ignored all the warnings and kept on with our ways
 enfanta: I don't think towels and ponchos protect you from lava...
 Side Boob: Some people just want to watch the world burn
Image 175642   04-26-17   Uploaded by    Punt Numbles
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