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268573  Teechur: @Teechur Nope. I just let Bella the WonderDog in. Apparently it's raining here.

268573  Teechur: I can smell that wet dog from here.

268571  Teechur: Is this advice or two separate ideas?

268526  VeeKay: That poor doggo isn't going to get many walkies I'm guessing.

268570  VeeKay: Adeva Kedavra in Harry Potter universe, also Harry only ever does Expelliumus so Ron would be fineeee

268571  Amy Housewine: You're not my supervisor.

268567  San DoDo: This is how I picture Korrok, just chillin' climbing over a mountain in true form

268570  VoR: Is the joke that harry is now spent for the weekend. Wand is looking droopy.

268510  addend: "Do you have any /other/ pinatas?"

268514  addend: 1. Wallow in stupidity. 2. Cry.

268515  addend: This is a Dad photo.

268529  addend: # We don't need no education #

268532  addend: Hung the pic upside-down.

268538  addend: He should've jumped down from frame 3 into 7.

268550  tib gubb: or is it doge on a stoge

268550  tib gubb: dog on a stog

268554  tib gubb: i may be mistaken here but i'm pretty sure those guys aren't japanese

268578  twitter: Modern Warfare 2 was the best

268578  DJSnoopMike: Put me in your enemies and/or father!

268578  Dominus Umbrae: finally after finishing the lawn i can get back home to my family knifing me

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Score:
138
 
 tokyopig: Quick, the boss is coming! Look busy! No, no, no! Stop opening more solitaire windows no!
 jochenau: Oh man, this reminds me of high school. I set my desktop wallpaper to a stupid internet picture, then whenever I encountered another stupid internet picture I liked I'd open it in a window and screenshot that plus the previous wallpaper, and then set that as the new wallpaper. By senior year it was an unrecognizable recursive amalgam of internet stupidity.
 Derp Herpigan: I have all the solitaires, yet I still feel empty inside.
Image 175564   04-26-17   Uploaded by    XLY
Score:
551
 
 thrilhouse: Honky.
 Micro Jackson: A dandy gander
 a robot: @SomeCanadian Huh huh, you said "wang"
 SomeCanadian: Anyone know how to get duck shit out of a $15,000 Vera Wang dress?
 A duck: Andy Warduck
 karmakat: am the princess of the pond bitches.
 enfanta: Is it Ascot already?
 Derp Herpigan: Don't trust this doctor, he's a quack.
Image 175563   04-26-17   Uploaded by    Remp Wulgus
Score:
1093
 
 tokyopig: Me: Uh oh Donald, they've broken out the chaismus! Donald:That does it, we're going nuclear.
 Niels Bohr: @jochenau DOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!
 jochenau: Between the "argument from the consequences" fallacy, confirmation bias, cognitive dissonance, etc. etc. etc., I think this is a bit much to hope for, sadly.
 a robot: @SomeCanadian Careful now.
 SomeCanadian: Down with this sort of thing!
 enfanta: Gotta rad for science march.
 DarkTeddy: Whats the difference
 tritium: Needs hyphens
Image 175562   04-26-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
225
 
 Noremak: @Warrax Duuuude, I just went to Taco Bell and I have the greatest idea ever for our company.
 jochenau: Fwegh. Also, jalapenos are gross, get some green chile up in there.
 A duck: Yeah, because I go to a sandwich place when I'm on the lookout for nachos...
 Warrax: Go home subway, you're way too high to work today.
 tritium: What hath capitalism wrought
 fakeusername: but if the doritos are nacho flavored, and you make nachos out of them...
 Scoo: I have the strangest sandwich right now
Image 175561   04-26-17   Uploaded by    watwatwat
Score:
589
 
 jochenau: The amount of shock and dismay I experienced upon seeing this picture is way out of line with what is appropriate for seeing a box on fire. It looks so sad :'(
 itskando: Shouldn't have microwaved a microwave microwaving a toaster
 XLY: Haaaah, getting a bit toasty in here... but hows your- *Shheeeeesh -hows your day?
 A duck: I KNOW NOW WHY YOU CRY, BUT IT'S SOMETHING I CAN NEVER DO.
 Yam: Moments after attempting to play MY NEW MIXTAPE
 Gomi Day: rip, boxbot. you were terrible.
 fakeusername: WHY WAS I PROGRAMMED TO FEEL PAIN
 Scoo: THIS. IS. FINE. BOOP-BEEP.
Image 175560   04-26-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
394
 
 jochenau: He's gonna feed ALL the ducks.
 BavidDowie: It's like raaaiiiiin, on your breadding day!
 hearsegirl: going to a wedding...
 Bob: What a douche baguette.
 XLY: I finally have all the baguettes but the bakery is just going to make more
 VoR: @Knice ouch..
 Brain: Loafer.
 Knice: This guy baguettes me.
 SomeCanadian: Looks like the French army is resupplying
 Derp Herpigan: @Scoo Or he's the guy your math textbook warned you about.
 Scoo: He must be the breadwinner in the family
Image 175559   04-26-17   Uploaded by    zoso
Score:
290
 
 isosceleswaffle: Alien corn with corn smut? What.
 jochenau: Thanks, nature. That's definitely a thing that needed to exist.
 Scoo: @funny in the wall See below
 Scoo: That's a pretty awesome Parchment Worm
 SomeCanadian: @funny in the wall No, it's a loofa that fell behind my vanity a few years back. It got kinda funky...
 Knice: Imma need a *lot* of hot sauce for this one.
 funny in the wall: i'm baffled. what is this, an organ or some sort of sea creature?
Image 175558   04-26-17   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
657
 
 Shay: Well honk honk there, cowboy.
 booger: The only appropriate time to make Duckface in a picture.
 Side Boob: Smugduck approves
 A duck: Ayy girl how YOU doin'
 FabricMan: Let's get dangerous
 fanny: that is one sexy @a duck
 Scoo: How YOU doin'
Image 175557   04-26-17   Uploaded by    responsibleadult
Score:
599
 
 enfanta: @SomeCanadian Oh, okay. Say 'hi' for me.
 SomeCanadian: Tied up in my basement. I'm taking over his duties temporarily. @enfanta
 Kim: This is accurate.
 enfanta: @SomeCanadian Where's Bill Door? :/
 SomeCanadian: CATS ARE NICE
 itskando: #toxioplamosis
 Scoo: #blessed
Image 175556   04-26-17   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
280
 
 Scoo: @SomeCanadian Enjoy your affordable Swedish crap!
 TFChicken: It's a metaphor for life and the harsh reality that no matter where you start, you always return back to that point, accomplishing nothing.
 SomeCanadian: PiKEA strikes again.
 responsibleadult: Baby's First Hydron Collider
Image 175555   04-26-17   Uploaded by    Mark As Read
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