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268900  guccigucci: was that a can opening?

268900  gorilla: Hello, I am a cat now.

268879  hajjpodge: Leaf it alone, kitty!

268898  fracking: Gimme a high four!

268714  KnifeySpooney: @snekeyes Uh huh

268889  hajjpodge: Uploader selfies aren't typically memorable, but this one fits the bill.

268886  Dr Awkward: O horn

268877  Warrax: GIMME A T!

268888  Warrax: No time for chit chat, just give me the quest already.

268880  ChubbyBuddy: mspaint diaries of the aspiring school shooter

268886  FormerLurker: They seem nice.

268886  Peter Pantsless: "Hey, my ass is down here!"

268897  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

268896  nathan: This is such a dad joke.

268885  tib gubb: the calm before the storm

268873  a robot: Creepy!

268884  Greek Fire: *thwip*

268894  angry: What beautiful blue eyes! I hope you two are having a lovely time together!

268884  Chest Rockwell: I can see stab alley from here!

268880  Chest Rockwell: 10 years later and Asshole still hasn't got the hat thing figured out.

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268477 logono: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments



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DogsRGreat uploaded 268645 (744 points)
Shay uploaded 268444 (744 points)
Zaxxoff uploaded 268481 (732 points)
Cyka uploaded 268401 (725 points)
million laffs uploaded 268651 (724 points)
Crim Tender uploaded 268647 (723 points)
foreversmug uploaded 268397 (716 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 268805 (714 points)
Relp uploaded 268554 (712 points)


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 5. Shay: 1942 points
 6. VeeKay: 1769 points
 7. CompletelyJoking: 1600 points
 8. ChubbyBuddy: 1558 points
 9. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
10. beyardo: 1525 points
11. Sydney: 1525 points
12. MrBoffo: 1514 points
13. poetrysucks: 1509 points
14. frenk: 1499 points
15. blablabla: 1408 points
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Score:
671
 
 BavidDowie: Ah lurve lellow
 Wet farts: Birnana
 itskando: Huehuehue. Day 6: my aspirations are ripening; my plans are coming to fruition
 Mr. Shine: Banana birb. (Doot DOO doo doo doot.)
 Warrax: Like a dragon lying on its hoard.
 Scoo: Bird for scale
 Himesama: Clever girl
 petepuma: Day 4: they suspect nothing
Image 175544   04-26-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
409
 
 ssignature: YMCA
 Derp Herpigan: Electrical chain gang?
 Himesama: These suckers bring back good memories...
 KrazyKat: High-t supports always looked like giant metal men to me anyway.
Image 175543   04-26-17   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
459
 
 sparename: "How To Get Ahead In Murderising"
 myrealname: This is one of the non-weirder things Joan Cornella has made.
 itskando: This is gross
 Spazstatic: The difference between a benign and a benevolent growth is that the benevolent one will stab a m***er f***er in your defense.
 Mr. Shine: Ha ha ha you guys.
 KrazyKat: This is fine.
Image 175542   04-26-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Image 175541 is unbelievably bad (score -27) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Borb Prembus. Your image was bad, Borb Prembus.
Score:
608
 
 Religion X: I wonder if Joan Chen is coming back in the new Twin Peaks
 piranharama: Bark? Bark!
 tacticaljay: Who's a wood boy?
 BavidDowie: Could you knot?
 Derp Herpigan: Dogwood heh heh
 9inchfails: The day the Knotty Pine Craze hit a snag.
 dangerous dave: Yo quiero a different hotel room, please.
 WTF: Good Doorggie!
 Smorlacks: Who's a wood boy?
 athiest: Killl Meee!
Image 175540   04-26-17   Uploaded by    parrotsnest
Score:
254
 
 kazzy94: Stop blaming us for out of state nutjobs committing crimes on our freeways!
 sparename: Nominative Determinism, again?
 jochenau: Excuse me, it's pronounced muh-TEE-nay.
Image 175539   04-26-17   Uploaded by    tane
Score:
351
 
 piranharama: Got a lot of carbon scoring here, looks like you boys have seen a lot of action
 Gomi Day: early prototype C3P0 was even more fabulous.
 wolfpk: @KrazyKat that us his personal one.
 Supermansbrother: I have detected nudity.
 KrazyKat: I don't remember seeing the naked chick-bot behind c3po in the movie.
 thecraftywolf: the picture before he sold his soul
Image 175538   04-26-17   Uploaded by    afroking
Score:
594
 
 Gomi Day: i think i'm in louvre
 chunk norris: It's a VMX - Venetian Motors "X".
 Beef Supreme: I never wanted a fully louvered AMX until now.
 Mr. Shine: It's louvers all the way down.
 petepuma: Nice woody
 Unstableton: spoiler alert
Image 175537   04-26-17   Uploaded by    rubix1924
Score:
182
 
 icloud: Rad for good typewriter font
 antipatterns: RIP DJ Screw & Pimp C
 Otterman: Already has
Image 175536   04-26-17   Uploaded by    iamthewalrus
Score:
507
 
 Wet farts: This totally works. I'm immune to .338 Lapua and working up to 50 BMG.
 Derp Herpigan: You see Ivan,
 itskando: @hajjpodge @Mr. Butt @Robespierre I will NOT put it down! Just ten more! Then I swear they won't be lethal anymore. Hold my blood bucket plz
 rory: @hajjpodge Put it down. This is the FRIENDLY Spaceship, not the UNFOUNDED CONSPIRACY THEORY Spaceship.
 funny in the wall: yeah, if you're a wuss. 'merica!
 Mr. Butt: @hajjpodge HEY EVERYBODY WATCH ME DESTROY THIS IDIOT WHO CANT AFFORD BASIC HEALTHCARE AND PROBABLY DIDNT HAVE ACCESS TO A DECENTLY FUNDED SCHOOL SYSTEM AS A CHILD TOO BAD HE DIDNT GO TO COLLEGE LIKE US SMART GUYS
 hajjpodge: You liberals are all the same, @Mr. Butt! Homeopathic Medicine works but the DOCTORS don't want you to believe it and they use things like medical science to FOOL YOU! Open your eyes, sheeple.
 a robot: Oh, ok.
 Mr. Butt: That's not how any of this works.
Image 175535   04-26-17   Uploaded by    Aaron Spacemuseum
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