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254181  Chest Rockwell: What's with the Spaceballs helmet?

254204  tess: Oh, deer.

254073  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/comics/…

254203  Sprinkles: Amazon sell Aloe Vera right?

254191  Warrax: I took a business ethics class once. It was... creepy. Like ethics for sociopaths. "You should be ethical because if you get caught, you might lose sales" kind of shit.

254171  Jabberwikket: @a robot A spotted cuteness

254194  jochenau: Well, hyperventilating *is* more socially acceptable than farting in public...er, is it though?

254194  tib gubb: @tib gubb as opposed to the smart feller

254194  tib gubb: that would make you the fart smeller

253149  Mr Bleak: Total honesty in advertising is rare these days.

254202  craftjunk: I might have to get this one, too.

254202  canada: I wonder if she wants the cheese or the mouse. One of my cats loves cheese.

254202  Handyman: The Best Things For Sale

254186  redmonkey3: The only way to travel!

254188  redmonkey3: Paci keeper clipped to collar & i melt even moar somehow

254189  redmonkey3: Who wears it better ?

253826  redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

254176  raditzu: i would 100% fall for this :(

254190  raditzu: Hey, human! the food's almost ready!

254171  WannaBee: @Annoying Vegan @a robot Quolls are carnivorous marsupials native to Australia. @Not A Bot Quinn Morgendorffer is Daria's sisters name.

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9. dangerkeith3000
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253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253826 redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

254154 ChubbyBuddy: Drain the swamp

253961 necronomicon: Also orange water is detrimental to ones health



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trucker uploaded 253886 (809 points)
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Borm Pumpies uploaded 253679 (804 points)
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 3. Laree: 5035 points
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 5. dangerkeith3000: 2970 points
 6. Annoying Vegan : 2618 points
 7. Gomi Day: 2393 points
 8. cannabis: 1962 points
 9. tears as lube: 1862 points
10. Micro Jackson: 1838 points
11. Warrax: 1775 points
12. E. HONDA: 1733 points
13. ChubbyBuddy: 1653 points
14. Soviette: 1620 points
15. gulpeg: 1612 points
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Score:
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 Religion X: I wonder if Joan Chen is coming back in the new Twin Peaks
 piranharama: Bark? Bark!
 Dr Awkward: Who's a wood boy?
 BavidDowie: Could you knot?
 Derp Herpigan: Dogwood heh heh
 9inchfails: The day the Knotty Pine Craze hit a snag.
 dangerous dave: Yo quiero a different hotel room, please.
 WTF: Good Doorggie!
 Dr Awkward: Who's a wood boy?
 ignatz: Killl Meee!
Image 175540   04-26-17   Uploaded by    parrotsnest
Score:
254
 
 kazzy94: Stop blaming us for out of state nutjobs committing crimes on our freeways!
 sparename: Nominative Determinism, again?
 jochenau: Excuse me, it's pronounced muh-TEE-nay.
Image 175539   04-26-17   Uploaded by    tane
Score:
351
 
 piranharama: Got a lot of carbon scoring here, looks like you boys have seen a lot of action
 Gomi Day: early prototype C3P0 was even more fabulous.
 wolfpk: @KrazyKat that us his personal one.
 Supermansbrother: I have detected nudity.
 KrazyKat: I don't remember seeing the naked chick-bot behind c3po in the movie.
 thecraftywolf: the picture before he sold his soul
Image 175538   04-26-17   Uploaded by    afroking
Score:
594
 
 Gomi Day: i think i'm in louvre
 chunk norris: It's a VMX - Venetian Motors "X".
 Beef Supreme: I never wanted a fully louvered AMX until now.
 Mr. Shine: It's louvers all the way down.
 petepuma: Nice woody
 ignatz: spoiler alert
Image 175537   04-26-17   Uploaded by    rubix1924
Score:
182
 
 icloud: Rad for good typewriter font
 antipatterns: RIP DJ Screw & Pimp C
 Otterman: Already has
Image 175536   04-26-17   Uploaded by    iamthewalrus
Score:
507
 
 Wet farts: This totally works. I'm immune to .338 Lapua and working up to 50 BMG.
 Derp Herpigan: You see Ivan,
 itskando: @hajjpodge @Mr. Butt @Robespierre I will NOT put it down! Just ten more! Then I swear they won't be lethal anymore. Hold my blood bucket plz
 rory: @hajjpodge Put it down. This is the FRIENDLY Spaceship, not the UNFOUNDED CONSPIRACY THEORY Spaceship.
 funny in the wall: yeah, if you're a wuss. 'merica!
 Mr. Butt: @hajjpodge HEY EVERYBODY WATCH ME DESTROY THIS IDIOT WHO CANT AFFORD BASIC HEALTHCARE AND PROBABLY DIDNT HAVE ACCESS TO A DECENTLY FUNDED SCHOOL SYSTEM AS A CHILD TOO BAD HE DIDNT GO TO COLLEGE LIKE US SMART GUYS
 hajjpodge: You liberals are all the same, @Mr. Butt! Homeopathic Medicine works but the DOCTORS don't want you to believe it and they use things like medical science to FOOL YOU! Open your eyes, sheeple.
 a robot: Oh, ok.
 Mr. Butt: That's not how any of this works.
Image 175535   04-26-17   Uploaded by    Aaron Spacemuseum
Score:
368
 
 redrex: They saw brain.
 Scoo: @Himesama That hasn't stopped Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, et al
 Himesama: I'm glad I don't have balls.
 Mr. Shine: That's why I wear over-the-knee length shorts. I literally can't turn my back on that rascal for a second.
 Dr Awkward: So instead of having the balls to tell the guy, someone called the police? That's nuts.
Image 175534   04-26-17   Uploaded by    silver
Score:
517
 
 dad: A Clockwork Furby
 Scoo: A college housemate of mine liked to hide her Furby in the kitchen cabinets. Scared the shit out of me several times when I half-awakedly went to get a cereal bowl.
 Otterman: This would be cool if I could read it. Still radding.
 Mr. Butt: This isn't even my final form.
 Dr Awkward: This is what the Furby apocalypse looks like.
Image 175533   04-26-17   Uploaded by    Natch
Score:
521
 
 Micro Jackson: Just googling chlamydia
 Adroit Aardvark: He's young but I'm sure he's very koalafied for the position
 mrwiffler: Koala waffles anyone?
Image 175532   04-26-17   Uploaded by    toad
Score:
229
 
 responsibleadult: This is the future that liberals want.
 tomatosaws: On the road to Canuck-O-Rama.
 fakeusername: found the Canadian
Image 175531   04-26-17   Uploaded by    pig 3
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