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268201  Felicity: Is the "incident" that is why Oreos are no longer allowed in the library?

268201  Felicity: The great Mayan calendar Oreo

268201  fanny: you know he ate it afterwards too

268215  Alaskan: Explain?

268185  Eleftheros: Also apparently one employee doubled his delivery quota, let's not reward exceeding the status quo shall we

268180  Felicity: I miss smooth computer graphics

268186  Felicity: When John Carpenter went to film They Live, his old neighbourhood was already prebleakened

268188  Felicity: It's not that easy to get people to laugh at my jokes in group chats

268189  Felicity: It turns out the plates I grew up thinking were normal sized plates are actually plates for people with active lifestyles. People with sedentary lifestyles like me have to eat off the small plates

268200  Mad Collager: Go ahead, change my mind!

268200  Mad Collager: My favorite bumper sticker so far is "Commit senseless acts of randomness!"

268204  Eleftheros: aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAWWWWW YISS SUGAR

268194  Felicity: Hooyargh

268203  Side Boob: Lies. Nobody ate laundry detergent back then. Dumb kids were all killed with Lawn Darts and other dangerous toys before they could try.

268195  Felicity: Ken Miggs is Knife Cunningham in Fight Boat 16...Spider Boat!

268203  Mad Collager: When I was a kid, we ate All-Tempa-Cheerios

268201  WTF: It grosses me out even more to think what that looks like without the Oreo.

268176  Not A Bot: Assboats better not fart or they might sink.

268195  Shay: Frank Torres III owns a douche bag.

268202  Shay: That kid went on to play "Tied-Up Floating Dead Body #1" in Goodfellas.

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267978 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy Its not all or nothing. Socialized medicine and UBIs arent the same as no private property rights. Private property is the cornerstone of personal liberty, and I dont believe you can have one without the other.

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress



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Score:
594
 
 Gomi Day: i think i'm in louvre
 chunk norris: It's a VMX - Venetian Motors "X".
 Beef Supreme: I never wanted a fully louvered AMX until now.
 Mr. Shine: It's louvers all the way down.
 petepuma: Nice woody
 Unstableton: spoiler alert
Image 175537   04-26-17   Uploaded by    rubix1924
Score:
182
 
 icloud: Rad for good typewriter font
 antipatterns: RIP DJ Screw & Pimp C
 Otterman: Already has
Image 175536   04-26-17   Uploaded by    iamthewalrus
Score:
507
 
 Wet farts: This totally works. I'm immune to .338 Lapua and working up to 50 BMG.
 Derp Herpigan: You see Ivan,
 itskando: @hajjpodge @Mr. Butt @Robespierre I will NOT put it down! Just ten more! Then I swear they won't be lethal anymore. Hold my blood bucket plz
 rory: @hajjpodge Put it down. This is the FRIENDLY Spaceship, not the UNFOUNDED CONSPIRACY THEORY Spaceship.
 funny in the wall: yeah, if you're a wuss. 'merica!
 Mr. Butt: @hajjpodge HEY EVERYBODY WATCH ME DESTROY THIS IDIOT WHO CANT AFFORD BASIC HEALTHCARE AND PROBABLY DIDNT HAVE ACCESS TO A DECENTLY FUNDED SCHOOL SYSTEM AS A CHILD TOO BAD HE DIDNT GO TO COLLEGE LIKE US SMART GUYS
 hajjpodge: You liberals are all the same, @Mr. Butt! Homeopathic Medicine works but the DOCTORS don't want you to believe it and they use things like medical science to FOOL YOU! Open your eyes, sheeple.
 a robot: Oh, ok.
 Mr. Butt: That's not how any of this works.
Image 175535   04-26-17   Uploaded by    Aaron Spacemuseum
Score:
368
 
 redrex: They saw brain.
 Scoo: @Himesama That hasn't stopped Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, et al
 Himesama: I'm glad I don't have balls.
 Mr. Shine: That's why I wear over-the-knee length shorts. I literally can't turn my back on that rascal for a second.
 Mark As Read: So instead of having the balls to tell the guy, someone called the police? That's nuts.
Image 175534   04-26-17   Uploaded by    silver
Score:
517
 
 dad: A Clockwork Furby
 Scoo: A college housemate of mine liked to hide her Furby in the kitchen cabinets. Scared the shit out of me several times when I half-awakedly went to get a cereal bowl.
 Otterman: This would be cool if I could read it. Still radding.
 Mr. Butt: This isn't even my final form.
 ShamWOW: This is what the Furby apocalypse looks like.
Image 175533   04-26-17   Uploaded by    Natch
Score:
521
 
 Micro Jackson: Just googling chlamydia
 Adroit Aardvark: He's young but I'm sure he's very koalafied for the position
 mrwiffler: Koala waffles anyone?
Image 175532   04-26-17   Uploaded by    toad
Score:
229
 
 responsibleadult: This is the future that liberals want.
 tomatosaws: On the road to Canuck-O-Rama.
 fakeusername: found the Canadian
Image 175531   04-26-17   Uploaded by    pig 3
Score:
431
 
 UltraBeverly: That couch is filthy, otherwise I'm ok with this.
 usernamee: She must got buns, hun.
 Scoo: She must have buns
 Otterman: Good eatin'
 Mr. Shine: @ignatz yes, and his sister is named "Natural Causes."
 Prostata: needs "GRINDR" logo
 charmander: @Mr. Shine You have a snek called 'mysterious circumstances'?
 SgtScaredFrog: Pictured (L-R): Snek, Snek-snack
 Mr. Shine: This is the last photo we have of her. She disappeared later that day under mysterious circumstances.
 9inchfails: This porn is slithery.
 Nopetology: My anaconda
 tokyopig: Well, now that you've shown me yours... I uh... [bolts for the door]
 Mr. Butt: [phallus joke]
Image 175530   04-26-17   Uploaded by    Chaplin
Score:
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 Scoo: Certainly better advice than "Put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye" (which I'm still building the nerve to tell my pax someday)
 tritium: I'm sure the fire inspector thought this was a laff riot.
 Otterman: In case of fire, do not use elevators. Use firemen.
 Otterman: Go to where the fire isn't.
 Mr. Butt: Stoked for Alien: Covenant
Image 175529   04-26-17   Uploaded by    pleasing
Score:
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 boomboomboom: Cougars
 piranharama: Where's her tail? Poachers?
 Scoo: My grandmother used to dress like that. Fortunately my mother never let her dress me or my siblings that way, though she certainly tried.
 Dick Inspector: A mother and her cub.
 petepuma: welcome to florida
 tokyopig: I have a pen, I have atm. Unh... pen-atm.
 Jonananathan: this is a cursed image
 alex: Almost camo'd with the wall
Image 175528   04-26-17   Uploaded by    AFanOfSprite
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