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210537  ignatz: Love thi guys wodrk..

210540  wolfpk: When there is a will there's a way... unfortunately that phrase is attached to the phrase "famous last words".

210540  ignatz: Plot twist : they're unloading

210559  antipatterns: You lose your costume deposit if you puke in the thing

210410  trelyate: Chuck Tingle is their best customer

210546  antipatterns: Except libraries aren't controlled by a psychopathic corporation who sees knowledge as a "commodity"

210549  wolfpk: Only your own

210553  wolfpk: In this case movie and porn are synonyms.

210551  antipatterns: Reminds me of an old headline: "Headless Body Found In Topless Bar"

210557  fanny: *Iscream

210444  trelyate: his last name is the sound someone makes while drowning

210558  fanny: i think i just had sex?

210558  Amy Housewine: Instructions unclear, dick caught in confusing diagram.

210553  Ulillillia: :

210527  Ulillillia: The Best Things for Sale

210458  trelyate: this is all that is left of that chicken in the pic below this one

210549  Side Boob: Fart nazis!

210555  Amy Housewine: @fanny Maybe nothing is as funny as duck.

210528  Ulillillia: IWSN

210563  parrotsnest: Ones wavy and ones rippled... What's the confusion?

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

210508 Cami: @tess Remember pagers? Bike couriers and drug dealers...

210451 Niels Bohr: Hey there love angle.

210540 wolfpk: When there is a will there's a way... unfortunately that phrase is attached to the phrase "famous last words".

210491 DarkTeddy: Holy shit @Side Boob

210366 a robot: @MabelSyrup Best not to call random women "bitches" aboard the Spaceship

210528 Ulillillia: IWSN

210512 BavidDowie: HUGE PENIS! ...am I doing this right?

210334 Hosebag: @Side Boob Don't run! We are your friends!

210467 Yurishiro: Cut the cord you baby planet!

210337 apoxia: @UltraBeverly I had a general anesthetic recently here in New Zealand and the price was just over $300. I thought that was pretty cheap.



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11. cybeq: 1144 points
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15. twisty: 1044 points
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Score:
340
 
 dangerkeith3000: They saw brain.
 Scoo: @Himesama That hasn't stopped Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, et al
 Himesama: I'm glad I don't have balls.
 Mr. Shine: That's why I wear over-the-knee length shorts. I literally can't turn my back on that rascal for a second.
 Dr Awkward: So instead of having the balls to tell the guy, someone called the police? That's nuts.
Image 175534   04-26-17   Uploaded by    silver
Score:
538
 
 dangerkeith3000: A Clockwork Furby
 Scoo: A college housemate of mine liked to hide her Furby in the kitchen cabinets. Scared the shit out of me several times when I half-awakedly went to get a cereal bowl.
 Otterman: This would be cool if I could read it. Still radding.
 Mr. Butt: This isn't even my final form.
 Dr Awkward: This is what the Furby apocalypse looks like.
Image 175533   04-26-17   Uploaded by    Natch
Score:
521
 
 Micro Jackson: Just googling chlamydia
 Adroit Aardvark: He's young but I'm sure he's very koalafied for the position
 mrwiffler: Koala waffles anyone?
Image 175532   04-26-17   Uploaded by    toad
Score:
229
 
 responsibleadult: This is the future that liberals want.
 Robespierre: On the road to Canuck-O-Rama.
 fakeusername: found the Canadian
Image 175531   04-26-17   Uploaded by    pig 3
Score:
431
 
 UltraBeverly: That couch is filthy, otherwise I'm ok with this.
 dangerkeith3000: She must got buns, hun.
 Scoo: She must have buns
 Otterman: Good eatin'
 Mr. Shine: @ignatz yes, and his sister is named "Natural Causes."
 Prostata: needs "GRINDR" logo
 ignatz: @Mr. Shine You have a snek called 'mysterious circumstances'?
 SgtScaredFrog: Pictured (L-R): Snek, Snek-snack
 Mr. Shine: This is the last photo we have of her. She disappeared later that day under mysterious circumstances.
 Robespierre: This porn is slithery.
 Nopetology: My anaconda
 tokyopig: Well, now that you've shown me yours... I uh... [bolts for the door]
 Mr. Butt: [phallus joke]
Image 175530   04-26-17   Uploaded by    Chaplin
Score:
269
 
 Scoo: Certainly better advice than "Put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye" (which I'm still building the nerve to tell my pax someday)
 tritium: I'm sure the fire inspector thought this was a laff riot.
 Otterman: In case of fire, do not use elevators. Use firemen.
 Otterman: Go to where the fire isn't.
 Mr. Butt: Stoked for Alien: Covenant
Image 175529   04-26-17   Uploaded by    pleasing
Score:
474
 
 Felicity: Cougars
 piranharama: Where's her tail? Poachers?
 Scoo: My grandmother used to dress like that. Fortunately my mother never let her dress me or my siblings that way, though she certainly tried.
 Dick Inspector: A mother and her cub.
 petepuma: welcome to florida
 tokyopig: I have a pen, I have atm. Unh... pen-atm.
 dangerkeith3000: this is a cursed image
 ignatz: Almost camo'd with the wall
Image 175528   04-26-17   Uploaded by    AFanOfSprite
Score:
243
 
 tritium: I like to move it move it
 Koopa: @Mr. Butt I've gone by this name for eons. I'm fairly close to the Nintendo company, and am grateful for the experiences that they've given me. Though, it is neat to see Iwata with a Playstation Move on his back.
 dangerous dave: Yeah, but does it periodically feed him a tomato?
 tokyopig: Years after the reneged deal that resulted in the Sony Playstation, Nintendo again partnered with Sony to develop a motion controller in the mid 2000s. However things things went south once more and the companies went off in independent directions. We however at engaget have discovered the working prototype for the the NINTENDO MOVE!
 WTF: Almost as big as the original Xbox controller.
 Mr. Butt: @Koopa Sad username/comment combo
 Spazstatic: Up, up, and away! *Blasts off crashing through the ceiling*
 Koopa: I still miss him.
Image 175527   04-26-17   Uploaded by    joxxuh
Score:
172
 
 jochenau: Apple OS X Steve
 Spazstatic: The new Mac interface will only make sense if you're taking the right drugs.
 VoR: Click on the snail. He eats the burger and poops out a key! Where it goes I do not know.
Image 175526   04-26-17   Uploaded by    pewdiepie
Score:
202
 
 BavidDowie: Call for Crystal Metheny?
 Scoo: Look, a fossil - sitting on a giant rock!
 Urn BooUrn: For scale. Remember a late 80's cell phone is the size of a small van.
 UseYourName: I'm not sure what model cellphone that is, but the reception is crystal clear
Image 175525   04-26-17   Uploaded by    Gonzo
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