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268910  WTF: I'm going to burn in hell for laughing at this.

268903  Mr. Butt: I don't beelieve it.

268897  Not A Bot: Or just don't follow restaurant sign advice.

268914  Yam: Man, can you imagine the high fives you could give with that bad boy?

268855  wolfpk: @ignatz Bread and circuses have never been cheap.

268914  Shay: Ebaum's World???? I thought they closed its door when kids were going apeshit they were "stealing" content when pretty much every site does that nowadays.

268897  WannaBee: Oh, obey art. Fear nut, ok?

268911  hajjpodge: My dad could imitate him perfectly. And being true to dad form, he did it very often.

268907  Yam: @ThoughtlessGentleman Unexpectedly is so much better than expectedly in this case

268919  peeper: Bobby's what?

268919  Pickle Dick: Got-dangit Bobby

268919  sandwiches: Bobby's can't actually do this.

268919  Sharkface: dont tread on my purse!

268918  nimbus: Amazing grandmotherstantine

268305  Science: @a robot: You can't find that shit! I don't know what's going one, but there is no official outlet for the old Looney Tunes cartoons. Even YouTube is pretty much a desert. It's really sad.

268907  ThoughtlessGentleman: "I just shat myself unexpectedly."

268376  Science: @tib gubb: "Distress signal" implies the grass is giving a warning. That smell is the release of chemicals that seal up the cut portion of the plant. That's it. Plants don't have a brain or central nervous system, and therefore, cannot feel pain. They can produce a response to stimuli, but that isn't the same as responding to pain.

268386  Science: @wordjones: "Man Attacked by Babies." It's in Oslo. There are a LOT of weird naked statues in that park.

268903  FabricMan: If it looks like that, you might have dia-BEE-tes

268417  Science: Adam didn't get a job, because employers saw this billboard stunt and immediately determined he makes bad financial decisions.

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268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

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268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments



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Score:
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 redrex: They saw brain.
 Scoo: @Himesama That hasn't stopped Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, et al
 Himesama: I'm glad I don't have balls.
 Mr. Shine: That's why I wear over-the-knee length shorts. I literally can't turn my back on that rascal for a second.
 Mark As Read: So instead of having the balls to tell the guy, someone called the police? That's nuts.
Image 175534   04-26-17   Uploaded by    silver
Score:
517
 
 dad: A Clockwork Furby
 Scoo: A college housemate of mine liked to hide her Furby in the kitchen cabinets. Scared the shit out of me several times when I half-awakedly went to get a cereal bowl.
 Otterman: This would be cool if I could read it. Still radding.
 Mr. Butt: This isn't even my final form.
 ShamWOW: This is what the Furby apocalypse looks like.
Image 175533   04-26-17   Uploaded by    Natch
Score:
521
 
 Micro Jackson: Just googling chlamydia
 Adroit Aardvark: He's young but I'm sure he's very koalafied for the position
 mrwiffler: Koala waffles anyone?
Image 175532   04-26-17   Uploaded by    toad
Score:
229
 
 responsibleadult: This is the future that liberals want.
 tomatosaws: On the road to Canuck-O-Rama.
 fakeusername: found the Canadian
Image 175531   04-26-17   Uploaded by    pig 3
Score:
431
 
 UltraBeverly: That couch is filthy, otherwise I'm ok with this.
 usernamee: She must got buns, hun.
 Scoo: She must have buns
 Otterman: Good eatin'
 Mr. Shine: @ignatz yes, and his sister is named "Natural Causes."
 Prostata: needs "GRINDR" logo
 charmander: @Mr. Shine You have a snek called 'mysterious circumstances'?
 SgtScaredFrog: Pictured (L-R): Snek, Snek-snack
 Mr. Shine: This is the last photo we have of her. She disappeared later that day under mysterious circumstances.
 9inchfails: This porn is slithery.
 Nopetology: My anaconda
 tokyopig: Well, now that you've shown me yours... I uh... [bolts for the door]
 Mr. Butt: [phallus joke]
Image 175530   04-26-17   Uploaded by    Chaplin
Score:
249
 
 Scoo: Certainly better advice than "Put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye" (which I'm still building the nerve to tell my pax someday)
 tritium: I'm sure the fire inspector thought this was a laff riot.
 Otterman: In case of fire, do not use elevators. Use firemen.
 Otterman: Go to where the fire isn't.
 Mr. Butt: Stoked for Alien: Covenant
Image 175529   04-26-17   Uploaded by    pleasing
Score:
506
 
 boomboomboom: Cougars
 piranharama: Where's her tail? Poachers?
 Scoo: My grandmother used to dress like that. Fortunately my mother never let her dress me or my siblings that way, though she certainly tried.
 Dick Inspector: A mother and her cub.
 petepuma: welcome to florida
 tokyopig: I have a pen, I have atm. Unh... pen-atm.
 Jonananathan: this is a cursed image
 alex: Almost camo'd with the wall
Image 175528   04-26-17   Uploaded by    AFanOfSprite
Score:
272
 
 tritium: I like to move it move it
 Koopa: @Mr. Butt I've gone by this name for eons. I'm fairly close to the Nintendo company, and am grateful for the experiences that they've given me. Though, it is neat to see Iwata with a Playstation Move on his back.
 dangerous dave: Yeah, but does it periodically feed him a tomato?
 tokyopig: Years after the reneged deal that resulted in the Sony Playstation, Nintendo again partnered with Sony to develop a motion controller in the mid 2000s. However things things went south once more and the companies went off in independent directions. We however at engaget have discovered the working prototype for the the NINTENDO MOVE!
 WTF: Almost as big as the original Xbox controller.
 Mr. Butt: @Koopa Sad username/comment combo
 Spazstatic: Up, up, and away! *Blasts off crashing through the ceiling*
 Koopa: I still miss him.
Image 175527   04-26-17   Uploaded by    joxxuh
Score:
201
 
 jochenau: Apple OS X Steve
 Spazstatic: The new Mac interface will only make sense if you're taking the right drugs.
 VoR: Click on the snail. He eats the burger and poops out a key! Where it goes I do not know.
Image 175526   04-26-17   Uploaded by    pewdiepie
Score:
202
 
 BavidDowie: Call for Crystal Metheny?
 Scoo: Look, a fossil - sitting on a giant rock!
 Urn BooUrn: For scale. Remember a late 80's cell phone is the size of a small van.
 UseYourName: I'm not sure what model cellphone that is, but the reception is crystal clear
Image 175525   04-26-17   Uploaded by    Gonzo
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