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243547  ignatz: @Jabberwikket We have a space program?

243531  jochenau: Alternatively, you could be responsible and warn this obviously-clueless individual, who totally exists, that STDs should be taken into consideration.

243547  Jabberwikket: No one really considers, that when AI becomes self aware and capable, it will probably just take our space program & go colonize the universe, leaving us to rot....

243545  mrdiron: Harry Potter and the Papal Vacancy

243545  tib gubb: decisions were made

243541  Mad Collager: @jochenau Fun fact: In German, the same word is used for "White horse" and "mildew". I guess that makes for some confusion at your girlfriend's shower.

243537  wolfpk: This is meme is dumb as hell..... but yeah, I laughed.

243543  Mad Collager: @jochenau I read that the light patches are from goggles he wears in the tanning bed. He looks more natural when he's been outside golfing, because he doesn't wear the goggles then. The color being from a bad rub-on tan is a myth, at least according to a make-up guy who got a close look at his skin. The color is just too even not to be natural.

243487  Annoying Vegan : What about Naughty Multiverse?

243540  wolfpk: ELF on the Shelf demands "favors" for a good report.

243530  BILL DOOR: A NICE HEART.

243196  tib gubb: my personal rule about this kind of thing goes the same as with guns - i'll stop when everyone else does.

243537  WannaBee: @jochenau 8,001

243545  wolfpk: Which Harry Potter?

243199  tib gubb: safety regulations aren't for do-ers

243534  BILL DOOR: CATS ARE NICE.

243205  tib gubb: @Mr. Whiskers lmbo

243218  tib gubb: nobody likes emo sonic

243219  tib gubb: you saved 80 cents, but at what cost?

243542  Annoying Vegan : I chew it all day, except at mealtimes when I stick it behind my ear.

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243484 Ulillillia: If you insist!

243334 bug: Ah, the old Spicy Nachos, I see.

243466 dangerkeith3000: @Christina I agree. To have it make sense, use the subjuctive. Or add "the fact that" instead of just "that" and keep the indicative since now it's a fact. Either way works. Thanks!

243474 raditzu: You've got to love these eyes.

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243391 WannaBee: @dangerkeith3000 some pain yes, but that just seems excessive.

243341 Mad Collager: Log is self-conscious about its weight. See? It won't even step on the scale.

243485 copunter: i bite long waterdog

243411 antipatterns: Yikes, Scoob.

243498 trelyate: also what was up with that duck with the inner tube with the little duck head is that thing alive or not?



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 DrinkMixMan: @E. HONDA I dunno. Coast guard?
 E. HONDA: but who updates this updater?
 Ulillillia: Yo dawg
Image 175439   04-25-17   Uploaded by    Mern Trulbo
Score:
356
 
 Dr Awkward: @frenchrevolution well it did only happen 32 minutes ago, so I don't blame you
 DrinkMixMan: Two people died.
 frenchrevolution: I live in New Jersey and have heard of nothing of the sorts!
 Scoo: The driver was crushed horrifically but - haha! - we can make syrup jokes!
 Derp Herpigan: Now this is... *puts on sunglasses* a sticky situation
 Mr. Butt: [Canadians weeping in the distance]
 Knice: *limbers up wrist* When you're done with those waffles...
Image 175438   04-25-17   Uploaded by    fracking
Score:
568
 
 tib gubb: i fucking love danger dog
 KrazyKat: @ch I sang that to the underdog theme song.
 ch: who's the dog that's the cat that's got your tongue DANGER DOG / who's the dog for whom this beat-intesive song is sung DANGER DOG / DANGER DOG is watching you with his fucked-up eyes / DANGER DOG is recording all your shitty lies / DANGER DOG stops crimes before they happen in the mind / DANGER DOG will chow down on your unwanted melon rind / DAAAAANNNGGGERRRRR DOGGGGGGG!!!!!!
 a robot: I THOUGHT #173101 WAS DANGER DOG, I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE ANYMORE
 dobbiesdoogs: danger: you will get licked and cuddled
Image 175437   04-25-17   Uploaded by    mom
Score:
644
 
 Aemuli: Just say neigh to drugs
 illBilliam: The kind you don't bring home to mother.
 Prostata: HORSE OF EVIL
 Shay: My girlfriend is into the goth scene, don't mind her.
 Scoo: DANGER GIRLFRIEND
 KingTrebek: I think there's a statue of this in Denver
 UltraBeverly: Is your horse girlfriend a demon?
 Ulillillia: The Ring remake
 scribbs: She seems nice.
 Urn BooUrn: Scary girlfriend.
Image 175436   04-25-17   Uploaded by    sandwiches
Score:
506
 
 Felicity: They look like plushies :-)
 Mr Bleak: Man! A tea would be nice...
 enfanta: Aw! Momatee!
 Shay: #175431 HAHA! Look at that jackass!
 Scoo: @a robot or Icelandic
 Hosebag: Dad! Come on! Let me talk.
 Ulillillia: (floating in Japanese)
 a robot: @bug Based on geographic location, manatees probably speak Spanish if anything. Now narwhals, narwhals probably speak Russian.
 Teechur: @bug They couldn't possibly be Russian. They move sooo sloooowly. :D
 bug: I always assumed they spoke Russian.
Image 175435   04-25-17   Uploaded by    elahabdh
Score:
339
 
 DrinkMixMan: *Bleep bloop sigh* It's a living.
 drtofu: r U D2?
 Eleftheros: "EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE!"
 Scoo: Confirmed: Android is garbage
 scribbs: "Now we'll settle whether the bins have been knocked over by accident or...ON PURPOSE!"
 Gomi Day: these are not the droids.
 ignatz: Bin swingin' for long?
Image 175434   04-25-17   Uploaded by    canada
Score:
232
 
 Dr Awkward: In the US, apparently UNC Chapel Hill is the 25th University
 Ulillillia: The first twenty four sent rejection letters.
 hearsegirl: Holden Caulfield's cake
 scribbs: @wolfpk There are worse ways to spend a lifetime.
 Teechur: @wolfpk It may be that the person has attended 25 different institutions of higher learning.
 wolfpk: Congratulations on 25 years a attending the university, and apparently still not graduating.
Image 175433   04-25-17   Uploaded by    prospector
Score:
251
 
 scribbs: Do you want the cushions to smell like butt? Because that's how you make the cushions smell like butt.
Image 175432   04-25-17   Uploaded by    let it go
Score:
567
 
 Scoo: Booooooooop
 funny in the wall: aqua hot pocket
 ignatz: Boop!
Image 175431   04-25-17   Uploaded by    Soy Peso
Score:
355
 
 Skinr: na-na-na-na-na, it's the motherfuckin' OL-double-D
 ThatGuy: If I'm not mistaken, you were born into it.
 Ulillillia: @SkidSolo Yes, because Charles.
 Scoo: Her front-seat passenger looks terrified
 bug: @SkidSolo Yes: Corgis. Corgis are the reason.
 SkidSolo: This is 2017. Is there really any need for this woman to exist?
 ignatz: Is that Queenie?
Image 175430   04-25-17   Uploaded by    SaltLick
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