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228265  BavidDowie: It burns when I pee

228119  BavidDowie: Heck yes, Wikipedia says they're real.

228263  DrinkMixMan: I'm starting to suspect they are...

228271  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

228098  BavidDowie: Dis mah spleen

228101  BavidDowie: Son...you know your mom's maiden name, LePew? There's something I need to tell you. You're half...French.

228247  Sadbot: @Mexico I'd recommend it...I think, it's been over a decade since I watched it all the way through. Just know that there's a follow up movie because fans were so pissed about the ending...watch that, too.

228103  BavidDowie: I hate this meme

228259  Teechur: Chillinhuahua

228119  BavidDowie: If it rains during a full moon... could you get a moonbow?

228133  BavidDowie: I'm getting verklimpt...I'll give you a topic...Do you feel lucky?

228144  BavidDowie: I ain't nothin but a gander, honkin all the time

228247  Mexico: @Sadbot It is to my great shame that I couldn't come up with anything better than parodying the opening theme because I haven't seen Evangelion all the way through.

228147  BavidDowie: @Amy Housewine don't believe everything you read *purrrrr*

228256  addend: I don't have the stomach for it.

228257  addend: Big BAD wolf.

228258  addend: "In last week's episode of 'Soap'..."

228247  Sadbot: Eat the Double Down, Shinji, or Rei will have to

228177  BavidDowie: Babe... there's a fungus among us.

228185  BavidDowie: Nice time-delay fuse

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228003 Austin: If you haven't see wizard people Dear reader go do it right now

228072 Drump Porbs: uh huh @a robot!!!

228183 glenalec: Please explain?

228047 SuedeOxford: When two people kiss, they form a long tube with an anus at both ends. This is not worse than that.

227970 DrNinjaman: Louis CK's going ahead with that self help book after all.

228074 Spazstatic: @Warrax if he didn't apologize, he wasn't a gentleman.

228067 glenalec: Contact .... has been made!

228190 duckfarts: that's some pig

227992 Robespierre: @glenalec From Blue Highways by William Least Heat Moon: "Who on Earth would eat wolf fish?" "Ask Mrs. Paul."

228024 VeeKay: O beautiful for spacious skies, For amber waves of grain, For purple mountain majesties, Above the fruited plain! America! America! God shed His grace on thee, And crown thy good with brotherhood, From sea to shining sea!



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 DrinkMixMan: @E. HONDA I dunno. Coast guard?
 E. HONDA: but who updates this updater?
 Ulillillia: Yo dawg
Image 175439   04-25-17   Uploaded by    Mern Trulbo
Score:
356
 
 Dr Awkward: @frenchrevolution well it did only happen 32 minutes ago, so I don't blame you
 DrinkMixMan: Two people died.
 frenchrevolution: I live in New Jersey and have heard of nothing of the sorts!
 Scoo: The driver was crushed horrifically but - haha! - we can make syrup jokes!
 Derp Herpigan: Now this is... *puts on sunglasses* a sticky situation
 Mr. Butt: [Canadians weeping in the distance]
 Knice: *limbers up wrist* When you're done with those waffles...
Image 175438   04-25-17   Uploaded by    fracking
Score:
568
 
 tib gubb: i fucking love danger dog
 KrazyKat: @ch I sang that to the underdog theme song.
 ch: who's the dog that's the cat that's got your tongue DANGER DOG / who's the dog for whom this beat-intesive song is sung DANGER DOG / DANGER DOG is watching you with his fucked-up eyes / DANGER DOG is recording all your shitty lies / DANGER DOG stops crimes before they happen in the mind / DANGER DOG will chow down on your unwanted melon rind / DAAAAANNNGGGERRRRR DOGGGGGGG!!!!!!
 a robot: I THOUGHT #173101 WAS DANGER DOG, I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE ANYMORE
 dobbiesdoogs: danger: you will get licked and cuddled
Image 175437   04-25-17   Uploaded by    mom
Score:
644
 
 Aemuli: Just say neigh to drugs
 illBilliam: The kind you don't bring home to mother.
 Prostata: HORSE OF EVIL
 Shay: My girlfriend is into the goth scene, don't mind her.
 Scoo: DANGER GIRLFRIEND
 KingTrebek: I think there's a statue of this in Denver
 UltraBeverly: Is your horse girlfriend a demon?
 Ulillillia: The Ring remake
 scribbs: She seems nice.
 Urn BooUrn: Scary girlfriend.
Image 175436   04-25-17   Uploaded by    sandwiches
Score:
506
 
 Felicity: They look like plushies :-)
 Mr Bleak: Man! A tea would be nice...
 enfanta: Aw! Momatee!
 Shay: #175431 HAHA! Look at that jackass!
 Scoo: @a robot or Icelandic
 Hosebag: Dad! Come on! Let me talk.
 Ulillillia: (floating in Japanese)
 a robot: @bug Based on geographic location, manatees probably speak Spanish if anything. Now narwhals, narwhals probably speak Russian.
 Teechur: @bug They couldn't possibly be Russian. They move sooo sloooowly. :D
 bug: I always assumed they spoke Russian.
Image 175435   04-25-17   Uploaded by    elahabdh
Score:
339
 
 DrinkMixMan: *Bleep bloop sigh* It's a living.
 drtofu: r U D2?
 Eleftheros: "EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE!"
 Scoo: Confirmed: Android is garbage
 scribbs: "Now we'll settle whether the bins have been knocked over by accident or...ON PURPOSE!"
 Gomi Day: these are not the droids.
 ignatz: Bin swingin' for long?
Image 175434   04-25-17   Uploaded by    canada
Score:
232
 
 Dr Awkward: In the US, apparently UNC Chapel Hill is the 25th University
 Ulillillia: The first twenty four sent rejection letters.
 hearsegirl: Holden Caulfield's cake
 scribbs: @wolfpk There are worse ways to spend a lifetime.
 Teechur: @wolfpk It may be that the person has attended 25 different institutions of higher learning.
 wolfpk: Congratulations on 25 years a attending the university, and apparently still not graduating.
Image 175433   04-25-17   Uploaded by    prospector
Score:
251
 
 scribbs: Do you want the cushions to smell like butt? Because that's how you make the cushions smell like butt.
Image 175432   04-25-17   Uploaded by    let it go
Score:
567
 
 Scoo: Booooooooop
 funny in the wall: aqua hot pocket
 ignatz: Boop!
Image 175431   04-25-17   Uploaded by    Soy Peso
Score:
355
 
 Skinr: na-na-na-na-na, it's the motherfuckin' OL-double-D
 ThatGuy: If I'm not mistaken, you were born into it.
 Ulillillia: @SkidSolo Yes, because Charles.
 Scoo: Her front-seat passenger looks terrified
 bug: @SkidSolo Yes: Corgis. Corgis are the reason.
 SkidSolo: This is 2017. Is there really any need for this woman to exist?
 ignatz: Is that Queenie?
Image 175430   04-25-17   Uploaded by    SaltLick
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