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216123  addend: Also, scratched all your vinyl and CDs.

216116  Skaalar: I tolerate how you snort laugh at every picture of a pet you find.

216028  wolfpupy: FUCK YOO REDDIT RESPONDERS. I'm a pretty mermaid!

216127  Skaalar: No joke, I used to work for a restaurant supply company and this guy with a 97 Camry came by one day. He bought a professional grade dishwasher which is about five and half feet tall and three feet wide. Had us strap it to the top of his car and said hed manage. The first turn out of the parking lot and that sucker nearly flipped him over .z

216140  Pudding: The emperor of the sea

216058  sumo: The chlamydia scares me more than that....

216132  addend: Where do I click "Accept"?

216134  addend: "Not one of them offered me any".

216058  p nut: Thanks for letting me know that I needed to look at its hand. I wouldn't have done so otherwise.

216141  addend: @addend You expect the caret sign to appear twice in your post...

216141  addend: You expect 10243 bytes. They only give you 10003.

216058  l0dan: Changing a picture into something less funny isn't an accomplishment.

216142  addend: If Gam-Gam knits you a sweater, you wear it, itchy or not.

215984  Bohab: I think that guy works at papa johns...

216059  jadensmith: Shred Flanders

216142  eider: The 'nip must flow.

216154  sumo: I think don't think he's been tending to his web in awhile. Probably got cooked by the light.

216140  Skinr: @DrinkMixMan WOMP WOMP

216154  parrotsnest: Soon to be biggest damn spider

216152  BlarfyB: Or his head.

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216003 Beeble: "You, uh..... You gonna eat all that?"

216067 Cami: @foreversmug Do you have the CSI suite installed?

215977 apoxia: Prescient. People are either on their phones or on a computer.

215989 Mad Collager: @PushyWebsite Did it become a tuba when it reached adulthood?

216000 apoxia: My mother takes plastic plates when she goes to a pizza restaurant as she doesn't think it's proper to eat right off the big wooden block with the pizza on it. She also takes her own instant coffee to a cafe as she doesn't like strong coffee (she lives in New Zealand where we actually know how to make espresso coffee, not like most places I've been in America). The jar she takes it in is a urine specimen jar. I win.

215898 El Barto: *Sharpie sounds* IAM GOODENOUGH

216098 bobby: That's uhhh... a rather loose butthole

215938 FatTigerWoods: The abyss stares at you even when you're not staring back

216040 Annoying Vegan : Anybody up for some twatwaffles?

215998 piranharama: When she says - Go ahead, I dont mind



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Score:
471
 
 DrinkMixMan: @E. HONDA I dunno. Coast guard?
 E. HONDA: but who updates this updater?
 Ulillillia: Yo dawg
Image 175439   04-25-17   Uploaded by    Mern Trulbo
Score:
356
 
 Dr Awkward: @frenchrevolution well it did only happen 32 minutes ago, so I don't blame you
 DrinkMixMan: Two people died.
 frenchrevolution: I live in New Jersey and have heard of nothing of the sorts!
 Scoo: The driver was crushed horrifically but - haha! - we can make syrup jokes!
 Derp Herpigan: Now this is... *puts on sunglasses* a sticky situation
 Mr. Butt: [Canadians weeping in the distance]
 Knice: *limbers up wrist* When you're done with those waffles...
Image 175438   04-25-17   Uploaded by    fracking
Score:
540
 
 tib gubb: i fucking love danger dog
 KrazyKat: @ch I sang that to the underdog theme song.
 ch: who's the dog that's the cat that's got your tongue DANGER DOG / who's the dog for whom this beat-intesive song is sung DANGER DOG / DANGER DOG is watching you with his fucked-up eyes / DANGER DOG is recording all your shitty lies / DANGER DOG stops crimes before they happen in the mind / DANGER DOG will chow down on your unwanted melon rind / DAAAAANNNGGGERRRRR DOGGGGGGG!!!!!!
 a robot: I THOUGHT #173101 WAS DANGER DOG, I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE ANYMORE
 dobbiesdoogs: danger: you will get licked and cuddled
Image 175437   04-25-17   Uploaded by    mom
Score:
612
 
 Aemuli: Just say neigh to drugs
 illBilliam: The kind you don't bring home to mother.
 Prostata: HORSE OF EVIL
 Shay: My girlfriend is into the goth scene, don't mind her.
 Scoo: DANGER GIRLFRIEND
 KingTrebek: I think there's a statue of this in Denver
 UltraBeverly: Is your horse girlfriend a demon?
 Ulillillia: The Ring remake
 scribbs: She seems nice.
 Urn BooUrn: Scary girlfriend.
Image 175436   04-25-17   Uploaded by    sandwiches
Score:
478
 
 Mr Bleak: Man! A tea would be nice...
 enfanta: Aw! Momatee!
 Shay: #175431 HAHA! Look at that jackass!
 Scoo: @a robot or Icelandic
 Hosebag: Dad! Come on! Let me talk.
 Ulillillia: (floating in Japanese)
 a robot: @bug Based on geographic location, manatees probably speak Spanish if anything. Now narwhals, narwhals probably speak Russian.
 Teechur: @bug They couldn't possibly be Russian. They move sooo sloooowly. :D
 bug: I always assumed they spoke Russian.
Image 175435   04-25-17   Uploaded by    elahabdh
Score:
311
 
 DrinkMixMan: *Bleep bloop sigh* It's a living.
 drtofu: r U D2?
 Eleftheros: "EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE!"
 Scoo: Confirmed: Android is garbage
 scribbs: "Now we'll settle whether the bins have been knocked over by accident or...ON PURPOSE!"
 Gomi Day: these are not the droids.
 ignatz: Bin swingin' for long?
Image 175434   04-25-17   Uploaded by    canada
Score:
232
 
 Dr Awkward: In the US, apparently UNC Chapel Hill is the 25th University
 Ulillillia: The first twenty four sent rejection letters.
 hearsegirl: Holden Caulfield's cake
 scribbs: @wolfpk There are worse ways to spend a lifetime.
 Teechur: @wolfpk It may be that the person has attended 25 different institutions of higher learning.
 wolfpk: Congratulations on 25 years a attending the university, and apparently still not graduating.
Image 175433   04-25-17   Uploaded by    prospector
Score:
251
 
 scribbs: Do you want the cushions to smell like butt? Because that's how you make the cushions smell like butt.
Image 175432   04-25-17   Uploaded by    let it go
Score:
567
 
 Scoo: Booooooooop
 funny in the wall: aqua hot pocket
 ignatz: Boop!
Image 175431   04-25-17   Uploaded by    Soy Peso
Score:
323
 
 Skinr: na-na-na-na-na, it's the motherfuckin' OL-double-D
 ThatGuy: If I'm not mistaken, you were born into it.
 Ulillillia: @SkidSolo Yes, because Charles.
 Scoo: Her front-seat passenger looks terrified
 bug: @SkidSolo Yes: Corgis. Corgis are the reason.
 SkidSolo: This is 2017. Is there really any need for this woman to exist?
 ignatz: Is that Queenie?
Image 175430   04-25-17   Uploaded by    SaltLick
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