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244494  funny in the wall: hate to tell you, kid that 30s suck even if you're an expert adulter

244493  fanny: Soooo...is this actually cake?

244487  funny in the wall: @Sadbot i think this is code for prostitute

244478  Skinr: English lesson one: Never omit an apostrophe.

244487  Dr Awkward: Free to douchebag?

244485  Skinr: I knew Sesame Street would end up like this when it moved to HBO.

244493  DrinkMixMan: *Blows out candles, silently wishing I was an Oscar Meyer wiener*

244490  Dr Awkward: @dangerkeith3000 I can see it!

244488  Skinr: Noooooooooow here's a little story I gots to tell, about three bad brothers ya know so well

244491  Dr Awkward: Haha, there is a whole set of pictures of dudes with beards looking straight up. It is straight up disturbing.

244486  Shay: What a waste of graph paper.

244489  Shay: Prince Alarming is on his way.

244493  Warrax: Weirdest 3 year old birthday party I've ever been to. Cake was good though.

244493  Dr Awkward: Happy Wienerversary!

244491  Sadbot: Toothpaste for Dinner 3D

244431  2Berries: @WannaBee i'll take the smell of wine & cheap perfume please

244483  sparename: MOST cat milk does not come from cats...

244491  Mr. Butt: I just watched Eraserhead for the first time last night. Shit's crazy.

244355  kornisjon: Ugh. Social media edgelords.

244492  Side Boob: Shaka. When the walls fell. :P

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244300 Yurishiro: The skeleton that sdoot

244419 jazzjunkie: Scientists used to think that long flowing dresses dragged on the ground like a T-Rex tail. The modern assumption is that long flowing dresses (much like a T-Rex tail) are held aloft, aiding with balance and maneuverability at high speeds.

244292 FireBreathingMarmot: Banksy goes conceptual.

244359 FireBreathingMarmot: Finally!

244280 jazzjunkie: Classic Max

244288 prius: going to need my glasses for this

244406 Side Boob: Same.

244294 FireBreathingMarmot: "Where did I go wrong - eating a bowl of glitter, or thinking I could hold back that sneeze..."

244301 piranharama: Paranoia in a space station tho...

244466 barfolomew: 9. It actually looks pretty comfy.



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11. waaaaaat: 2886 points
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Score:
727
 
 grizzly: Three Word Phrase.
 VoR: Whilst blindfolded so I open a tin of hot dogs and pretend its me
 Scoo: Imma let you touch only one side of the wiener. The outside.
 Meow: thats how you ruin a perfectly good hotdog
 Amy Housewine: "I will even touch that bit with the mould, and the spiky bit."
 Knice: The "yucky-looking part" is "the rest of my body." We covered this before. :-(
 Nopetology: Impressive. Wienerhorn..
Image 175393   04-25-17   Uploaded by    Drunk Orc
Score:
181
 
 DarkTeddy: Im gonna touch that weiner sooo much
 VoR: Cybertron!
Image 175392   04-25-17   Uploaded by    KEKOEKEOEK
Score:
362
 
 trelyate: because fuck birds, that's why
 Mr. Shine: I went to the restroom here and severely cut myself on the toilet seat.
 VoR: Foolscrystals
 Mr. Lizard: Geary on the fault line.
 Amy Housewine: Crystal Palace's new stadium.
 Warrax: @Peach A perpetually drunk one.
 Peach: I wonder what kind of wizard lives here.
Image 175391   04-25-17   Uploaded by    funy speling
Score:
465
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: muybridge finally proved that all four of the bird's feet are momentarily, simultaneously off the ground
 Mr. Shine: World's first GIF
 VoR: Flapper
Image 175390   04-25-17   Uploaded by    togboat
Score:
219
 
 Dr. Bathroom: And I thought my commute was bad.
 Mr. Shine: What a rollercoaster ride!
 Niels Bohr: The chicken crossed the road because it's a filthy terrorist planting IEDs
 Amy Housewine: BOK BAAAWK
 Flirb Dampumple: hen we played bones, and I'm yellin' domino Plus nobody I know got killed in South Central L.A.
Image 175389   04-25-17   Uploaded by    beyardo
Score:
216
 
 Bast Relief: I can't believe this cat getting paid to do nothing.
 VoR: Cats got no pocket for cash.
Image 175388   04-25-17   Uploaded by    sundragon
Score:
346
 
 VoR: @flatluigi Son?
 flatluigi: @VoR Who are you
 DarkTeddy: I just finished a 12 hour cram session and this took me so long to read. Worth it. @Knice
 VoR: Reciprocates? How do I get started?
 Knice: How far we've come. Gam-Gam used to tell us of the village Backside-Trouncing Contrivance that was run by paddlewheel down at Schumann's Mill. When the river was low, they would climb the scaffold with buckets to fill a cistern to run it. Once, a mounting bracket broke under extreme use and the flywheel came loose and rolled some 50 yards, crushing a small donkey under its weight. The locals had a good laugh about how it had "actually smashed that ass." *wistfully looks into the distance*
Image 175387   04-25-17   Uploaded by    gorilla
Score:
306
 
 Noremak: Tako Tuesday, anyone?
 Amy Housewine: Since there's a lot of empy space on the line, I'd have pegged the ends of some of the tentacles up too. It would probably dry quicker that way.
 VoR: Ah just pegging my octopus. You?
 Micro Jackson: I heard he went to rehab to dry out
 karmakat: always be sure to dry your squid after wash.
 conner: I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going...
Image 175386   04-25-17   Uploaded by    Vivian
Image 175385 is unbelievably bad (score -12) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by aristocat. Boo, aristocat.
Score:
223
 
 SpaceCow: Basketball Jones Senior.
 VoR: Is he also bouncing ?
 Amy Housewine: Chillin' out max and relaxin' all cool and all shootin' some B-Ball outside of the school
 Teechur: @KrazyKat Clashing Plaids is my band's name. Mostly polka. No dots.
 Micro Jackson: Travelling!
 Jalamunch Totorito: It's clear that his wife does NOT dress him.
 KrazyKat: Need the DAD button for clashing plaids.
 Knice: Ball is mid-life.
Image 175384   04-25-17   Uploaded by    tomatosaws
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