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262407  wolfpk: If that is natural; holy shit, that is awesome!!! If it is not natural, whoever did it is an asshole!

262416  wolfpk: Ok, I have a piano that needs taken up to the tenth floor. It won't fit on the elevator, if that's what you are thinking.

262418  dangerkeith3000: I can't decide if these are Rick and Morty names or Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy names.

262416  Amy Housewine: He doesn't look like a Corey.

262416  Amy Housewine: He doesn't look like a Corey.

262416  dangerkeith3000: The guy on the left is naked?

262418  dangerkeith3000: That's the coolest dog I've ever seen.

262417  Sadbot: I was napping, dude

262426  Mr Mumble: Looks just like my facebook profile picture

262380  LurkedMoar: Aw, no shouldntves?

262411  Annoying Vegan : I love you, and you can have anything you want.

262356  BavidDowie: And are called "humplings"

262359  BavidDowie: Debbie Does Dallas was a sequel??

262412  Whatever: Im HOW Old now?

262364  BavidDowie: I'm sure I've hit at least 23m

262390  BavidDowie: I'm of the Asian persuasion

262410  WTF: @Biple Plombies Even though the names are messed up you can still pick out Not A Bot

262352  Bill Rye: did friendly spaceship eat the special brownies

262355  Bill Rye: those look like Boletes, excellent eating (food) mushrooms

262419  Slickbrew: as long as he doesnt try to sell me insurance I love him

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262230 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Post a pic of her from the yearbook :P

262176 Felicity: Even in the future nothin' works!

262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262157 Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

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Score:
727
 
 Freple Drumupert: Three Word Phrase.
 Crurm Alboble: Whilst blindfolded so I open a tin of hot dogs and pretend its me
 Bango Morpoble: Imma let you touch only one side of the wiener. The outside.
 Palm Grungo: thats how you ruin a perfectly good hotdog
 Purm Morpongus: "I will even touch that bit with the mould, and the spiky bit."
 Trang Grunongo: The "yucky-looking part" is "the rest of my body." We covered this before. :-(
 Triple Plupert: Impressive. Wienerhorn..
Image 175393   04-25-17   Uploaded by    Creld Grongus
Score:
181
 
 Rert Grungo: Im gonna touch that weiner sooo much
 Tring Drumungus: Cybertron!
Image 175392   04-25-17   Uploaded by    Humpo Grungus
Score:
362
 
 Crimp Broble: because fuck birds, that's why
 Therb Rempungo: I went to the restroom here and severely cut myself on the toilet seat.
 Tramp Cremopert: Foolscrystals
 Trelm Horpopert: Geary on the fault line.
 Port Rempungo: Crystal Palace's new stadium.
 Creple Grombies: @Peach A perpetually drunk one.
 Darbo Flopert: I wonder what kind of wizard lives here.
Image 175391   04-25-17   Uploaded by    Pang Grungo
Score:
465
 
 Purt Groble: muybridge finally proved that all four of the bird's feet are momentarily, simultaneously off the ground
 Biple Dampopert: World's first GIF
 Fleft Cremombies: Flapper
Image 175390   04-25-17   Uploaded by    Gungo Flungo
Score:
219
 
 Troft Flupert: And I thought my commute was bad.
 Trown Albumbies: What a rollercoaster ride!
 Miple Cremungo: The chicken crossed the road because it's a filthy terrorist planting IEDs
 Raple Plemumple: BOK BAAAWK
 Vomp Brongus: hen we played bones, and I'm yellin' domino Plus nobody I know got killed in South Central L.A.
Image 175389   04-25-17   Uploaded by    Crople Pluble
Score:
216
 
 Rople Dampuble: I can't believe this cat getting paid to do nothing.
 Crold Brongo: Cats got no pocket for cash.
Image 175388   04-25-17   Uploaded by    Thuwn Flumomple
Score:
346
 
 Barb Albomple: @flatluigi Son?
 Frorbo Grunopert: @VoR Who are you
 Morm Plomple: I just finished a 12 hour cram session and this took me so long to read. Worth it. @Knice
 Puld Cremuble: Reciprocates? How do I get started?
 Flarm Albumbies: How far we've come. Gam-Gam used to tell us of the village Backside-Trouncing Contrivance that was run by paddlewheel down at Schumann's Mill. When the river was low, they would climb the scaffold with buckets to fill a cistern to run it. Once, a mounting bracket broke under extreme use and the flywheel came loose and rolled some 50 yards, crushing a small donkey under its weight. The locals had a good laugh about how it had "actually smashed that ass." *wistfully looks into the distance*
Image 175387   04-25-17   Uploaded by    Thorm Albomple
Score:
306
 
 Gald Plemomple: Tako Tuesday, anyone?
 Dift Plombies: Since there's a lot of empy space on the line, I'd have pegged the ends of some of the tentacles up too. It would probably dry quicker that way.
 Long Drumupert: Ah just pegging my octopus. You?
 Voft Rempomple: I heard he went to rehab to dry out
 Lurbo Morpomple: always be sure to dry your squid after wash.
 Jeng Morpongo: I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going...
Image 175386   04-25-17   Uploaded by    Liple Horpongo
Image 175385 is unbelievably bad (score -12) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by aristocat. Your image was bad, aristocat.
Score:
223
 
 Flomp Brungus: Basketball Jones Senior.
 Burt Albomple: Is he also bouncing ?
 Himpo Gromple: Chillin' out max and relaxin' all cool and all shootin' some B-Ball outside of the school
 Hirm Plemoble: @KrazyKat Clashing Plaids is my band's name. Mostly polka. No dots.
 Vorm Cremumbies: Travelling!
 Himp Albumple: It's clear that his wife does NOT dress him.
 Bongo Cremopert: Need the DAD button for clashing plaids.
 Lift Rempumbies: Ball is mid-life.
Image 175384   04-25-17   Uploaded by    Veft Grunomple
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