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228259  Teechur: Chillinhuahua

228119  BavidDowie: If it rains during a full moon... could you get a moonbow?

228133  BavidDowie: I'm getting verklimpt...I'll give you a topic...Do you feel lucky?

228144  BavidDowie: I ain't nothin but a gander, honkin all the time

228247  Mexico: @Sadbot It is to my great shame that I couldn't come up with anything better than parodying the opening theme because I haven't seen Evangelion all the way through.

228147  BavidDowie: @Amy Housewine don't believe everything you read *purrrrr*

228256  addend: I don't have the stomach for it.

228257  addend: Big BAD wolf.

228258  addend: "In last week's episode of 'Soap'..."

228247  Sadbot: Eat the Double Down, Shinji, or Rei will have to

228177  BavidDowie: Babe... there's a fungus among us.

228185  BavidDowie: Nice time-delay fuse

228210  BavidDowie: Classy lot

228216  BavidDowie: Live-action Dr. Seuss is a bad idea

228218  BavidDowie: Tackies!

228250  Winterneuro: Blue moon...or in this case blue package?

228246  BavidDowie: Humpty Derrida-mpty

228250  BavidDowie: Oh so lonesome for you

228254  BavidDowie: Dorm slip n slide?

228256  Ulillillia: Grocer's Non-apostrophe

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3. Felicity
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228024 VeeKay: O beautiful for spacious skies, For amber waves of grain, For purple mountain majesties, Above the fruited plain! America! America! God shed His grace on thee, And crown thy good with brotherhood, From sea to shining sea!

228183 glenalec: Please explain?

227970 DrNinjaman: Louis CK's going ahead with that self help book after all.

228072 Drump Porbs: uh huh @a robot!!!

227992 Robespierre: @glenalec From Blue Highways by William Least Heat Moon: "Who on Earth would eat wolf fish?" "Ask Mrs. Paul."

228047 SuedeOxford: When two people kiss, they form a long tube with an anus at both ends. This is not worse than that.

227950 DrNinjaman: Santorum Soda! Just like "Mom" used to make!

228163 jochenau: Would this change my life somehow? Why should I care?

228067 glenalec: Contact .... has been made!

228155 Dr Awkward: YOLT



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Score:
727
 
 grizzly: Three Word Phrase.
 VoR: Whilst blindfolded so I open a tin of hot dogs and pretend its me
 Scoo: Imma let you touch only one side of the wiener. The outside.
 Meow: thats how you ruin a perfectly good hotdog
 Amy Housewine: "I will even touch that bit with the mould, and the spiky bit."
 Knice: The "yucky-looking part" is "the rest of my body." We covered this before. :-(
 Nopetology: Impressive. Wienerhorn..
Image 175393   04-25-17   Uploaded by    Drunk Orc
Score:
181
 
 DarkTeddy: Im gonna touch that weiner sooo much
 VoR: Cybertron!
Image 175392   04-25-17   Uploaded by    KEKOEKEOEK
Score:
362
 
 trelyate: because fuck birds, that's why
 Mr. Shine: I went to the restroom here and severely cut myself on the toilet seat.
 VoR: Foolscrystals
 Robespierre: Geary on the fault line.
 Amy Housewine: Crystal Palace's new stadium.
 Warrax: @Peach A perpetually drunk one.
 Peach: I wonder what kind of wizard lives here.
Image 175391   04-25-17   Uploaded by    funy speling
Score:
465
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: muybridge finally proved that all four of the bird's feet are momentarily, simultaneously off the ground
 Mr. Shine: World's first GIF
 VoR: Flapper
Image 175390   04-25-17   Uploaded by    togboat
Score:
219
 
 Dr. Bathroom: And I thought my commute was bad.
 Mr. Shine: What a rollercoaster ride!
 Niels Bohr: The chicken crossed the road because it's a filthy terrorist planting IEDs
 Amy Housewine: BOK BAAAWK
 Flirb Dampumple: hen we played bones, and I'm yellin' domino Plus nobody I know got killed in South Central L.A.
Image 175389   04-25-17   Uploaded by    beyardo
Score:
216
 
 Bast Relief: I can't believe this cat getting paid to do nothing.
 VoR: Cats got no pocket for cash.
Image 175388   04-25-17   Uploaded by    sundragon
Score:
346
 
 VoR: @flatluigi Son?
 flatluigi: @VoR Who are you
 DarkTeddy: I just finished a 12 hour cram session and this took me so long to read. Worth it. @Knice
 VoR: Reciprocates? How do I get started?
 Knice: How far we've come. Gam-Gam used to tell us of the village Backside-Trouncing Contrivance that was run by paddlewheel down at Schumann's Mill. When the river was low, they would climb the scaffold with buckets to fill a cistern to run it. Once, a mounting bracket broke under extreme use and the flywheel came loose and rolled some 50 yards, crushing a small donkey under its weight. The locals had a good laugh about how it had "actually smashed that ass." *wistfully looks into the distance*
Image 175387   04-25-17   Uploaded by    gorilla
Score:
306
 
 Noremak: Tako Tuesday, anyone?
 Amy Housewine: Since there's a lot of empy space on the line, I'd have pegged the ends of some of the tentacles up too. It would probably dry quicker that way.
 VoR: Ah just pegging my octopus. You?
 Micro Jackson: I heard he went to rehab to dry out
 karmakat: always be sure to dry your squid after wash.
 dangerkeith3000: I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going...
Image 175386   04-25-17   Uploaded by    Vivian
Image 175385 is unbelievably bad (score -12) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by aristocat. You have brought shame on us, aristocat.
Score:
223
 
 SpaceCow: Basketball Jones Senior.
 VoR: Is he also bouncing ?
 Amy Housewine: Chillin' out max and relaxin' all cool and all shootin' some B-Ball outside of the school
 Teechur: @KrazyKat Clashing Plaids is my band's name. Mostly polka. No dots.
 Micro Jackson: Travelling!
 Robespierre: It's clear that his wife does NOT dress him.
 KrazyKat: Need the DAD button for clashing plaids.
 Knice: Ball is mid-life.
Image 175384   04-25-17   Uploaded by    tomatosaws
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