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268575  WannaBee: The oaf tour broke any?

268612  sparename: Come up to the lab and see what's on the slab

268613  sparename: Some bus-drivers will supposedly overshoot a bus-stop where 'ample' ladies are waiting so that they can watch the hurried bouncing in their mirrors

268604  Mr. Butt: Cute.

268570  a robot: And FURTHERMORE *pushes glasses up on nose*

268570  a robot: And also magic interferes with electronic devices

268570  a robot: Yeah but we've also learned from the books that pronunciation is important, so he probably woldn't actually kill anyone that way

268571  a robot: Depends on the country, but probably good advice

268586  a robot: Works perfectly one time before the bartender smashes it over your head

268603  bug: If you stare too long into the void... you'll find the void staring back at you. ...and it's your grandpa selling a mirror on ebay.

268603  sparename: What lies? No big surprise. We get our clues from what the fun-house mirrors authorize

268600  a robot: Nobody thinks you're funny, Jeremy

268591  wolfpk: "Never ask a question you don't want answered" The guy gets an A+ for smartass!

268600  wolfpk: Do you have delusions of grandeur?: YES

268600  FabricMan: We rejected your application... for unoriginality

268592  Dr Awkward: Is this that German ewe-boat Ive read about?

268597  Dr Awkward: @barfolomew And hes got such an imagin-Aaaaaaahhhh! Tiger!!!!

268580  Not A Bot: *on the hole

268089  Mr Bleak: @kimjongun Theory of rent - OK U baa!

268095  Mr Bleak: @Janston Or hire an employee and buy an axe.

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268265 AlexDeLarge: @barfolomew just now saw that. But.... how does he get hired? This just raises more questions!

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268323 alex: this made me vote rad @fanny

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!



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Score:
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 Otterman: @cenecia I call him "Vice President Mayonnaise"
 cenecia: Dammit Mike Pence I thought we told you to stop that.
 Otterman: Political party you dislike the most!
 TFChicken: Be the change you want to see in the world
 tokyopig: ...and the cycle begins again.
 Nopetology: You wanted to be an astronaut. This is your training.
 fishing: Go be the hope for the future somewhere else
Image 175323   04-25-17   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
506
 
 Thatfatman12: Ckcmckkkkc
 enfanta: Same to you!
 Prostata: Potato of the Sea
 Otterman: Those lumps aren't going to suck themselves, you know.
 grid: That's what I'd imagine a lumpsucker to look like, so pretty accurate name.
Image 175322   04-25-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
358
 
 jazzjunkie: Part of Boston Market's latest customer appreciation initiative.
 jochenau: This would be badly phrased even if "tossing salad" didn't have sexual connotations.
 Otterman: Awww jyeaahh
 Fancy Clown: "BUT that's what got me barred the last time!"
Image 175321   04-25-17   Uploaded by    amputator
Score:
353
 
 Emoji: Sashbusters
 Otterman: @Fancy Clown Well done, sir. Well done indeed.
 Fancy Clown: Undertaking Badge
 dobbiesdoogs: i wanna know what merit badge this is a part of
Image 175320   04-25-17   Uploaded by    Teechur
Score:
300
 
 Otterman: @Nothing They're not even trying any more, are they?
 XLY: To worried about whether or not they could they never stopped to think if they should
 Meow: The culinary equivalent of googling Google
 Nothing: From the mind that brought you cookies and cream flavored Oreos
 tokyopig: actually to come full triangle we'd need a cheese, based on a cheese product, based on a flavor for a chip, based on a taco, based on a chip with a flavor based on cheese product, based on a cheese.
 gumble: Hang on... Shouldn't that be Tacos made of chips inspired by tacos?
 White Rice: @Theta Zero featuring all the cast from the movie, plus Akuma, because why not? And: generic masked soldier with a knife!
 addend: Sooo... they're just Doritos.
 tokyopig: We've come full triangle!
 Pegged Lamb: Nothing will ever top Street Fighter: The Movie: The Game.
Image 175319   04-25-17   Uploaded by    Vladimir Puta
Score:
251
 
 Green Van: And now, with this image, I can finally cum. Thank you.
 RiderFan: Gingers have been creepy throughout history.
 addend: Someone needs to get Davey Crockett out of there. Bad hands, and Howdy Dowdys all around.
 jochenau: Ladies and gentlemen, in less than one hour the internet will have a story about what happened here at Miss Louisa's antiques shop. Tonight a story will be on the TV. Tomorrow a story will be in the papers. And all of those stories will tell you that what happened here was arson, the work of a madman, a deviant, a threat to society who must be locked away for the good of us all. But the story I will tell you todaythe one that no one else will tell you, the one I hope you'll rememberis that today, good triumphed over evil.
Image 175318   04-25-17   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
603
 
 Bill Rye: Thin pool boyos do a boop
 itskando: Nice execution q
 addend: "And on the sixth dive..."
 tokyopig: Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Interviewee: Concussed and unconscious in a pool next to my buddy, concussed and unconscious in the pool with me.
 apoxia: I'd love to see the photo 1 second after this.
Image 175317   04-25-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
997
 
 tib gubb: "I'm tired" "Me too" "We'll continue this later... with honor" "Agreed... this isn't over"
 Prostata: what happens when nobody wants to give up
Image 175316   04-25-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
248
 
 enfanta: @TFChicken I swear I looked at that image for a full minute wondering what the hell a "stick shirt" was.
 TFChicken: @Nopetology *BZZ BZZ!* Sorry, the correct answer was: 'Popsicle Stick Shirt'
 Nopetology: Obviously this is a "before and after" puzzle. I'd like to solve - popsicle stick shift.
Image 175315   04-25-17   Uploaded by    Salvador Molly
Score:
349
 
 addend: "Why not start with 'Hi, how are you?', instead of assuming we want crackers? Sure, they're fun to eat, but the cracker-lovin' parrot stereotype was probably stale the day it was invented."
 Yam: "And that's the moment I knew I was a pretty birdie"
 Nopetology: Just another bird-brained politician parroting the party line..
Image 175314   04-25-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
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