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272639  phonk: WHAT?? In what??? Slowest credits ever!

272653  tib gubb: i bringed you this

272647  Spazstatic: CATS ARE KNICE

272653  Spazstatic: United Pupper Service.

272648  Mr. Whiskers: Is that player doing the Carlton?

272659  Vault Dweller: Love the zero effort with the carrots

272618  grizzly: Show offs.

272624  Not A Bot: It's usually spelled Mabel

272580  InfiniteZero: Looool @Skinr

272650  skillet: Put a bird on it!

272600  Yam: Questionable Content is my favourite web comic

272631  Yam: @a robot shit, I see it now. Before that it looked like some horrible bat-sugar glider hybrid

272639  Yam: Alright so heres the 411 folks. Say some gangstarr is dissing your fly girl... you just give him one of these!

272640  Yam: @dangerkeith3000 Good to know, Ill check it out... but this one? Baaaad

272617  mom: it's time for web-maniacs, and we're zany to the max...

272646  Off Topic: Piglets downfall was caused by Pooh discovering honey baked ham.

272627  dangerkeith3000: Super RAD

272631  dangerkeith3000: @a robot and here I thought it was genitalia.

272633  dangerkeith3000: I hope she took the baby out of it!

272592  Passive: Can we stop posting this stupid picture? Its bringing out the worst in people

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272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272554 Kaviri: It's your old pal. Ricky Rat!

272425 Nope: @lecj07 thank you for your service

272475 Uncle Phil: I guess a steak is a salad too. Cows are made of plants.

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272540 a sedated moose: @Science isn't that the critter what makes the shit-coffee?

272504 Shay: John Lee Hooker always sweat bullets wherever he was.

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272639 phonk: WHAT?? In what??? Slowest credits ever!



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twitter uploaded 272261 (793 points)


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10. youshall: 1784 points
11. Surprising: 1715 points
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Score:
506
 
 Thatfatman12: Ckcmckkkkc
 enfanta: Same to you!
 Prostata: Potato of the Sea
 Otterman: Those lumps aren't going to suck themselves, you know.
 grid: That's what I'd imagine a lumpsucker to look like, so pretty accurate name.
Image 175322   04-25-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
358
 
 jazzjunkie: Part of Boston Market's latest customer appreciation initiative.
 jochenau: This would be badly phrased even if "tossing salad" didn't have sexual connotations.
 Otterman: Awww jyeaahh
 Fancy Clown: "BUT that's what got me barred the last time!"
Image 175321   04-25-17   Uploaded by    amputator
Score:
353
 
 Emoji: Sashbusters
 Otterman: @Fancy Clown Well done, sir. Well done indeed.
 Fancy Clown: Undertaking Badge
 dobbiesdoogs: i wanna know what merit badge this is a part of
Image 175320   04-25-17   Uploaded by    Teechur
Score:
300
 
 Otterman: @Nothing They're not even trying any more, are they?
 XLY: To worried about whether or not they could they never stopped to think if they should
 Meow: The culinary equivalent of googling Google
 Nothing: From the mind that brought you cookies and cream flavored Oreos
 tokyopig: actually to come full triangle we'd need a cheese, based on a cheese product, based on a flavor for a chip, based on a taco, based on a chip with a flavor based on cheese product, based on a cheese.
 gumble: Hang on... Shouldn't that be Tacos made of chips inspired by tacos?
 White Rice: @Theta Zero featuring all the cast from the movie, plus Akuma, because why not? And: generic masked soldier with a knife!
 addend: Sooo... they're just Doritos.
 tokyopig: We've come full triangle!
 Pegged Lamb: Nothing will ever top Street Fighter: The Movie: The Game.
Image 175319   04-25-17   Uploaded by    Vladimir Puta
Score:
251
 
 Green Van: And now, with this image, I can finally cum. Thank you.
 RiderFan: Gingers have been creepy throughout history.
 addend: Someone needs to get Davey Crockett out of there. Bad hands, and Howdy Dowdys all around.
 jochenau: Ladies and gentlemen, in less than one hour the internet will have a story about what happened here at Miss Louisa's antiques shop. Tonight a story will be on the TV. Tomorrow a story will be in the papers. And all of those stories will tell you that what happened here was arson, the work of a madman, a deviant, a threat to society who must be locked away for the good of us all. But the story I will tell you todaythe one that no one else will tell you, the one I hope you'll rememberis that today, good triumphed over evil.
Image 175318   04-25-17   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
603
 
 Bill Rye: Thin pool boyos do a boop
 itskando: Nice execution q
 addend: "And on the sixth dive..."
 tokyopig: Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Interviewee: Concussed and unconscious in a pool next to my buddy, concussed and unconscious in the pool with me.
 apoxia: I'd love to see the photo 1 second after this.
Image 175317   04-25-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
997
 
 tib gubb: "I'm tired" "Me too" "We'll continue this later... with honor" "Agreed... this isn't over"
 Prostata: what happens when nobody wants to give up
Image 175316   04-25-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
248
 
 enfanta: @TFChicken I swear I looked at that image for a full minute wondering what the hell a "stick shirt" was.
 TFChicken: @Nopetology *BZZ BZZ!* Sorry, the correct answer was: 'Popsicle Stick Shirt'
 Nopetology: Obviously this is a "before and after" puzzle. I'd like to solve - popsicle stick shift.
Image 175315   04-25-17   Uploaded by    Salvador Molly
Score:
349
 
 addend: "Why not start with 'Hi, how are you?', instead of assuming we want crackers? Sure, they're fun to eat, but the cracker-lovin' parrot stereotype was probably stale the day it was invented."
 Yam: "And that's the moment I knew I was a pretty birdie"
 Nopetology: Just another bird-brained politician parroting the party line..
Image 175314   04-25-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
166
 
 Nopetology: I know how the old man got hairy palms. Viagra.
 Borkf: My favourite plant name is "rubus cockburnianus"
 addend: (Moves leaf.)
 dobbiesdoogs: "edna, i got a letter from my cuban botanist friend, says here he named a plant after me. that's wonderful, let's see what he named it..."
Image 175313   04-25-17   Uploaded by    tritium
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