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273115  WannaBee: You have a house phone?

273126  WannaBee: Over dramatic cat just wants to be fed.

273140  WannaBee: He's probably wondering why someone's taking a picture of him eating.

273239  Amiga 1000: I like corm.

273158  WannaBee: @fanny Don't forget Betamax!

273159  WannaBee: @Sadbot Well yeah, I've always wondered how robots shower.

273165  WannaBee: If I'm running, you better run too.

273179  WannaBee: Another one bites the dust?

273213  tears as lube: Despite the geometry, would.

273233  Korrok: I can dig it.

273230  tib gubb: am house

273236  tib gubb: oh, so that's what all the fuss is about

273215  Yam: Swanky Granny

273237  Whatever: Or maybe they are just stalkers aspiring to be like Kavanaugh

273207  Teechur: Award for Good Doggo

273231  BavidDowie: Do you like apples?

273232  BavidDowie: Ew! It was full of blood!

273238  BavidDowie: Long Distance mlem

273233  some guy : @james phrasing

273229  KingTrebek: Ctrl + A, Enter

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4. Teechur
5. Not A Bot
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10. VoR



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273124 SuedeOxford: Round boi

273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273080 DrNinjaman: @Prostata Bonfire Analysis would be a good band name.



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topcity uploaded 272918 (770 points)
Pingu IRL uploaded 273038 (766 points)
redpeepee uploaded 272760 (762 points)
tears as lube uploaded 273082 (762 points)
parrotsnest uploaded 272855 (746 points)
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10. Remp Wulgus: 1792 points
11. Never AFK: 1756 points
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14. Mexico: 1670 points
15. Shay: 1647 points
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Score:
603
 
 Bill Rye: Thin pool boyos do a boop
 itskando: Nice execution q
 addend: "And on the sixth dive..."
 tokyopig: Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Interviewee: Concussed and unconscious in a pool next to my buddy, concussed and unconscious in the pool with me.
 apoxia: I'd love to see the photo 1 second after this.
Image 175317   04-25-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
997
 
 tib gubb: "I'm tired" "Me too" "We'll continue this later... with honor" "Agreed... this isn't over"
 Prostata: what happens when nobody wants to give up
Image 175316   04-25-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
248
 
 enfanta: @TFChicken I swear I looked at that image for a full minute wondering what the hell a "stick shirt" was.
 TFChicken: @Nopetology *BZZ BZZ!* Sorry, the correct answer was: 'Popsicle Stick Shirt'
 Nopetology: Obviously this is a "before and after" puzzle. I'd like to solve - popsicle stick shift.
Image 175315   04-25-17   Uploaded by    Salvador Molly
Score:
349
 
 addend: "Why not start with 'Hi, how are you?', instead of assuming we want crackers? Sure, they're fun to eat, but the cracker-lovin' parrot stereotype was probably stale the day it was invented."
 Yam: "And that's the moment I knew I was a pretty birdie"
 Nopetology: Just another bird-brained politician parroting the party line..
Image 175314   04-25-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
166
 
 Nopetology: I know how the old man got hairy palms. Viagra.
 Borkf: My favourite plant name is "rubus cockburnianus"
 addend: (Moves leaf.)
 dobbiesdoogs: "edna, i got a letter from my cuban botanist friend, says here he named a plant after me. that's wonderful, let's see what he named it..."
Image 175313   04-25-17   Uploaded by    tritium
Score:
389
 
 Borkf: Where's the "This is DEAD" button?
 addend: "Can you make one..." (reaches into duffel bag) "...like /this/?"
 Teechur: I wonder if they'll have mom head cakes next month.
 Fancy Clown: "What's in the cake-boooox!?"
 Yam: Dad Head is my second least favourite flavour
 Nopetology: Do they sell matching Dad Bod cakes?
Image 175312   04-25-17   Uploaded by    BFHoodrich
Score:
300
 
 enfanta: A most sublime depiction of "up yours."
 addend: "Did you see those goofy cakes?"
 Ihminen: Weird Al?
 tokyopig: And all the ladies say "Rock us Bacchus!"
 Yam: Dude just wants some Dad Head...
Image 175311   04-25-17   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
783
 
 enfanta: @a robot why would you want to stop?
 a robot: This pup looks addictive. Like you start petting her and you're never, ever able to stop
 Fancy Clown: Pup on, puppers
Image 175310   04-25-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
721
 
 tokyopig: 17th to mid 19th centuries are better because Christianity is illegal.
 Fancy Clown: "An actual Lol(a)cat"
 Meow: Is that where Samurai Pizza Cats happened?
 Butcherboy: I met her in a club down in old soho
 jochenau: Same.
Image 175309   04-25-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
207
 
 Callahan: I feel like my heart just pooped its pants
 Prostata: hey, babe... everybody poops.
 addend: (Wipes.)
 redmonkey3: (Heart) me, (Heart) my poop
Image 175308   04-25-17   Uploaded by    m o l e m a n
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