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262291  shadebane: autorad for RE

262291  Disclosure: Totally not dead bodies.

262291  danny: Listen to the voice in your head. Everything is fine. You left no forensic evidence that you did anything here. Just leave calmly and quietly...

262291  Magic Bullets: This is fine.

262276  Teechur: @rip odb They won't bring in any ticks or fleas, either.

262279  Teechur: You axolotl questions

262281  Teechur: @Zarathustra *are on stripclub

262267  wolfpk: Corgis: What are you planning on doing with that!

262269  wolfpk: Apartments overlooking the river.

262289  robocop: Or he wants to suffocate you. One or the other.

262281  Zarathustra: Did u see*

262270  wolfpk: Aww, poor puppy! Your still a good boy!

262285  Knice: Not all heroes wear capes.

262271  Side Boob: @Knice At least you aren't the type of person that would snapchat it with 'bruh' as the caption.

262273  Side Boob: Poor pupper :(

262241  SuedeOxford: I like ricehorn

262256  BavidDowie: he ded

262260  a robot: If that's the case, you're doing it wrong

262284  toad: Genius. Lets the mother / father sit the child down whilst they do their business. You don't want the child sitting on / touching the dirty floor.

262269  Teechur: Unfetter a Bork Yahoo

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262160 Felicity: @Prostata It's like Kinski from Nightbreed

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Score:
603
 
 Bill Rye: Thin pool boyos do a boop
 itskando: Nice execution q
 addend: "And on the sixth dive..."
 tokyopig: Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Interviewee: Concussed and unconscious in a pool next to my buddy, concussed and unconscious in the pool with me.
 apoxia: I'd love to see the photo 1 second after this.
Image 175317   04-25-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
997
 
 tib gubb: "I'm tired" "Me too" "We'll continue this later... with honor" "Agreed... this isn't over"
 Prostata: what happens when nobody wants to give up
Image 175316   04-25-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
248
 
 enfanta: @TFChicken I swear I looked at that image for a full minute wondering what the hell a "stick shirt" was.
 TFChicken: @Nopetology *BZZ BZZ!* Sorry, the correct answer was: 'Popsicle Stick Shirt'
 Nopetology: Obviously this is a "before and after" puzzle. I'd like to solve - popsicle stick shift.
Image 175315   04-25-17   Uploaded by    Salvador Molly
Score:
349
 
 addend: "Why not start with 'Hi, how are you?', instead of assuming we want crackers? Sure, they're fun to eat, but the cracker-lovin' parrot stereotype was probably stale the day it was invented."
 Yam: "And that's the moment I knew I was a pretty birdie"
 Nopetology: Just another bird-brained politician parroting the party line..
Image 175314   04-25-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
166
 
 Nopetology: I know how the old man got hairy palms. Viagra.
 Borkf: My favourite plant name is "rubus cockburnianus"
 addend: (Moves leaf.)
 dobbiesdoogs: "edna, i got a letter from my cuban botanist friend, says here he named a plant after me. that's wonderful, let's see what he named it..."
Image 175313   04-25-17   Uploaded by    tritium
Score:
389
 
 Borkf: Where's the "This is DEAD" button?
 addend: "Can you make one..." (reaches into duffel bag) "...like /this/?"
 Teechur: I wonder if they'll have mom head cakes next month.
 Fancy Clown: "What's in the cake-boooox!?"
 Yam: Dad Head is my second least favourite flavour
 Nopetology: Do they sell matching Dad Bod cakes?
Image 175312   04-25-17   Uploaded by    BFHoodrich
Score:
300
 
 enfanta: A most sublime depiction of "up yours."
 addend: "Did you see those goofy cakes?"
 Ihminen: Weird Al?
 tokyopig: And all the ladies say "Rock us Bacchus!"
 Yam: Dude just wants some Dad Head...
Image 175311   04-25-17   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
783
 
 enfanta: @a robot why would you want to stop?
 a robot: This pup looks addictive. Like you start petting her and you're never, ever able to stop
 Fancy Clown: Pup on, puppers
Image 175310   04-25-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
721
 
 tokyopig: 17th to mid 19th centuries are better because Christianity is illegal.
 Fancy Clown: "An actual Lol(a)cat"
 Meow: Is that where Samurai Pizza Cats happened?
 Butcherboy: I met her in a club down in old soho
 jochenau: Same.
Image 175309   04-25-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
207
 
 Callahan: I feel like my heart just pooped its pants
 Prostata: hey, babe... everybody poops.
 addend: (Wipes.)
 redmonkey3: (Heart) me, (Heart) my poop
Image 175308   04-25-17   Uploaded by    m o l e m a n
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