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272923  foreversmug: Playing all his nowhere songs for nobody.

272937  Sandor: Bob cat

272862  charlemagne: if you build it they will come

272882  charlemagne: I've just witnessed a graduation ceremony for seven year olds. all had little robes on and everything. I don't understand why this is happening

272935  charlemagne: I have a similar method for checking where in your arm the broken bone is

272945  charlemagne: it's my cheat day

272933  lecj07: Hand apple!

272956  Paint Chips: I JUST HAD SE-EX!!

272932  SurfNTurf: Gaia Theory, you say?

272933  Science: Clockwork Doggo

272942  mrdiron: "Based on a tweet" is unfortunately something you hear a lot of these days

272549  Mr Bleak: @Air Biscuit Beauty of North Korea.

272930  topcity: That T-Rex isn't to scale

272943  Side Boob: They are just kidding. Cats already control the world.

272873  Side Boob: What? No dinner or flowers?

272869  Urn BooUrn: Instructions unclear, grease burns on dick.

272896  Side Boob: Nothing escapes babushka network.

272952  Niels Bohr: What's she going to do when she realizes she's 3 times smarter than the rest of her family.

272902  Side Boob: I think this is from "Disenchantment" on Netflix. I enjoyed it!

272895  Urn BooUrn: It's recursive, The is a tiny man inside him cosplaying as the convention center. And so on.

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272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272681 Passive: "So, how would you describe the intersex experience?"

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272892 UltraBeverly: @grizzly its $2.09/hr for waiters in Ohio, but $10.50 (min wage) in Los Angeles. Very confusing.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

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 fanny: @WaffleIron :-E
 WaffleIron: I'm having a poolife right now.
 Scoo: It's pronounced "POO-lee-FAY"
 fanny: awww yiss liven' the Poo Life
 fakeusername: this adaptation of The Swimmer really changes the theme a lot
 WTF: The main article is "How to keep your pool pee free!"
 Mr. Shine: We all about that poo life!
 Hokie333: The Magazine for Floaters
Image 175176   04-24-17   Uploaded by    Hokie333
Image 175175 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by prospector. We'll pray for you, prospector.
 tritium: Floaminati
 sparename: Igneuminati
Image 175174   04-24-17   Uploaded by    Big Bong Theory
Image 175173 is unbelievably bad (score -26) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Thurb Grunombies. You have brought shame on us, Thurb Grunombies.
 dangerous dave: @tritium Perhaps because he shouldn't have eaten so many of his daughter's brownies between selling houses and entrepreneuring the telecommunications?
 DrinkMixMan: I like-a to chew
 tritium: @Bu7Z Also, what those other guys said.
 tritium: @Bu7Z Apparently James Martineau, a real estate agent and "telecommunications entrepreneur" in Dayton, Ohio (USA). He's got a goofy expression, but I have no idea why he's on here.
 Ulillillia: 8D
 Bu7Z: @a robot @Scoo well I stand firmly by my opinion!
 a robot: @Scoo *high five*
 a robot: @Bu7Z It appears to be a completely random realtor from Ohio and I have no idea why this has been posted…
 Scoo: @Bu7Z According to Teh Googles, this is "James Martineau, The Realtor to Know" -- a real estate agent in Dayton, Ohio.
 Bu7Z: Someone drop this image into Google and tell me who this is because I can't on an iPad and I really hold strong opinions maybe based on possibly who this might be but I'm not sure.
Image 175172   04-24-17   Uploaded by    nanananana
 El Barto: I should have rotated my screen to read this. I was wondering "what the heck is a 'bib-lee'?
 BavidDowie: @bug It's called Protestantism
 Warrax: Hovering side ways? It's a miracle!
 bug: Ok, that's great and all, but what I REALLY need is Bible White-Out
 Spazstatic: @Bu7Z I'm fixing it.
 Bu7Z: Can't help but picture river on firefly going over books bible. She didn't need a highlighter...
 Bu7Z: Fine., Won't bleed... Ugh too., much.., innuendo... Ack!
 Mr. Butt: Bibles are usually printed on onion skin paper, so, yeah, you probably want a special tool to keep from ruining the pages.
 Bu7Z: I generally find double ended things to be more entertaining. Ideal for bibles you say? Hmmmm
Image 175171   04-24-17   Uploaded by    FireBreathingMarmot
 Dan Tagonistic: Clampham Junction
 Sadpygmy: Despite all my rage I am still just a ham in a vise
 Prostata: that is not how you make pressed ham
 itskando: Meta. Cl-ham-p
 bug: Pork is also one of my vices.
 WaffleIron: @Derp Herpigan : am I the only one who hears Lionel Richie in that?
 tritium: Say yeah
 Derp Herpigan: @Knice We're like so in sync!
 Knice: @Derp Herpigan Yeah, what you said! :-D
 Knice: Everybody clamp your hams!
 Derp Herpigan: Everybody clamp your hams
 Bu7Z: my dancing name.
 Scoo: You're supposed to smoosh it up against the glass
Image 175170   04-24-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
 Ulillillia: It's a doggy dogg world
 piranharama: @trelyate If you have to ask, that's how you know it's a sex thing
 trelyate: is this a sex thing?
 Bu7Z: 8 snoops, 4 drinks... They all look drunk... Oh, 4 bongs outside shot.
 Scoo: Snoopception
Image 175169   04-24-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Image 175168 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by boxboxbox. Boo, boxboxbox.
 Whatever: That's one way to leash roving charges...
 Off Topic: I heard the new model removed the borkf port.
 redrex: iDog
 Peach: Slide to release me from this hell.
Image 175167   04-24-17   Uploaded by    professorpig
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