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233937  WTF: Reducing the Oval Office down to the level of a Wal-Mart bathroom.

233941  Shay: Something something milk and then I nodded off to sleep.

233937  Ulillillia: It's rare when Sarah Palin is the smartest person in a room.

233941  Ulillillia: tinytxt.jpg

233939  Sadbot: A weapon to surpass Metal Gear

233939  Scoo: Edison invented that, didn't he?

233940  Scoo: Now you can party all day

233930  Robespierre: "Everybody says she's lookin' good / And the lady knows it's understood / Strutter..."

233914  Not A Bot: They're all on A-G! Just kidding you're gonna die alone like me.

233938  glenalec: The friendly escape-pod.

233939  glenalec: STOP!

233942  glenalec: Cosmic Consciousness (Waaaaait for it!)

233852  Greifer: corcan is one hell of a drug

233841  tomatosaws: For real @Peter Pantsless

233920  Robespierre: @Dreforian You should probably feel fortunate that you lack the ability to cook a Japanese-style pizza - those are big blurps of Kewpie mayonnaise for the mouth and eyes, nori as the pupils, and bonito flakes masquerading as hair.

233926  wolfpk: "Describe your study method": I stole your answer sheet.

233923  Sadbot: U wot, m8

233937  Robespierre: I myself reject our new alien overlords.

233929  wolfpk: Extreme Bronies

233924  funny in the wall: @Sadbot jesus, she's 17 and half my age. she's technically young enough to be my kid. maybe she is my kid, some trips to eastern europe in those days were cray

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3. Yurishiro
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5. Felicity
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8. Dr Awkward
9. Side Boob
10. Scoo

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233880 FatTigerWoods: Cover up, your genius is showing

233823 Beef Supreme: @dangerkeith3000 that's when you swing a leg over the back of a chair when sitting down. The sculpture is clearly airing out his wedding tackle on a warm day.

233742 Teechur: @Robespierre Or Sammy Davis Jr.!

233799 RiderFan: More accurate to the source material than the Ghost in the Shell live action movie.

233737 Wooden Spoon: Louis CK quote in a less repugnant package.

233762 Science: GIS results are inconclusive, but look like Track Cyclist. When I rode a bike, my calves were huge, but I never had thighs like these...

233819 Felicity: @Beef Supreme To paraphrase an old quote, Aspergers is Gods way of insuring that the truly gifted arent burdened with children

233783 hajjpodge: This is too much for me.

233730 White Rice: @barfolomew @jochenau happy to be of service (but not as happy as the creator has been...ugh, I made myself a little sick thinking about that :-P)

233867 glenalec: 14 hours With Out Oxygen.

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 7. ping: 2778 points
 8. Side Boob: 2607 points
 9. Ulillillia: 2459 points
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11. DrinkMixMan: 2113 points
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13. VeeKay: 1769 points
14. Shay: 1740 points
15. Gomi Day: 1735 points
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 fanny: @WaffleIron :-E
 WaffleIron: I'm having a poolife right now.
 Scoo: It's pronounced "POO-lee-FAY"
 fanny: awww yiss liven' the Poo Life
 fakeusername: this adaptation of The Swimmer really changes the theme a lot
 WTF: The main article is "How to keep your pool pee free!"
 Mr. Shine: We all about that poo life!
 Hokie333: The Magazine for Floaters
Image 175176   04-24-17   Uploaded by    Hokie333
Image 175175 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by prospector. We'll pray for you, prospector.
 tritium: Floaminati
 sparename: Igneuminati
Image 175174   04-24-17   Uploaded by    Big Bong Theory
Image 175173 is unbelievably bad (score -26) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Thurb Grunombies. We'll pray for you, Thurb Grunombies.
 dangerous dave: @tritium Perhaps because he shouldn't have eaten so many of his daughter's brownies between selling houses and entrepreneuring the telecommunications?
 DrinkMixMan: I like-a to chew
 tritium: @Bu7Z Also, what those other guys said.
 tritium: @Bu7Z Apparently James Martineau, a real estate agent and "telecommunications entrepreneur" in Dayton, Ohio (USA). He's got a goofy expression, but I have no idea why he's on here.
 Ulillillia: 8D
 Bu7Z: @a robot @Scoo well I stand firmly by my opinion!
 a robot: @Scoo *high five*
 a robot: @Bu7Z It appears to be a completely random realtor from Ohio and I have no idea why this has been posted…
 Scoo: @Bu7Z According to Teh Googles, this is "James Martineau, The Realtor to Know" -- a real estate agent in Dayton, Ohio.
 Bu7Z: Someone drop this image into Google and tell me who this is because I can't on an iPad and I really hold strong opinions maybe based on possibly who this might be but I'm not sure.
Image 175172   04-24-17   Uploaded by    nanananana
 El Barto: I should have rotated my screen to read this. I was wondering "what the heck is a 'bib-lee'?
 BavidDowie: @bug It's called Protestantism
 Warrax: Hovering side ways? It's a miracle!
 bug: Ok, that's great and all, but what I REALLY need is Bible White-Out
 Spazstatic: @Bu7Z I'm fixing it.
 Bu7Z: Can't help but picture river on firefly going over books bible. She didn't need a highlighter...
 Bu7Z: Fine., Won't bleed... Ugh too., much.., innuendo... Ack!
 Mr. Butt: Bibles are usually printed on onion skin paper, so, yeah, you probably want a special tool to keep from ruining the pages.
 Bu7Z: I generally find double ended things to be more entertaining. Ideal for bibles you say? Hmmmm
Image 175171   04-24-17   Uploaded by    FireBreathingMarmot
 Dan Tagonistic: Clampham Junction
 Sadpygmy: Despite all my rage I am still just a ham in a vise
 Prostata: that is not how you make pressed ham
 itskando: Meta. Cl-ham-p
 bug: Pork is also one of my vices.
 WaffleIron: @Derp Herpigan : am I the only one who hears Lionel Richie in that?
 tritium: Say yeah
 Derp Herpigan: @Knice We're like so in sync!
 Knice: @Derp Herpigan Yeah, what you said! :-D
 Knice: Everybody clamp your hams!
 Derp Herpigan: Everybody clamp your hams
 Bu7Z: my dancing name.
 Scoo: You're supposed to smoosh it up against the glass
Image 175170   04-24-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
 Ulillillia: It's a doggy dogg world
 piranharama: @trelyate If you have to ask, that's how you know it's a sex thing
 trelyate: is this a sex thing?
 Bu7Z: 8 snoops, 4 drinks... They all look drunk... Oh, 4 bongs outside shot.
 Scoo: Snoopception
Image 175169   04-24-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Image 175168 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by boxboxbox. Boo, boxboxbox.
 Whatever: That's one way to leash roving charges...
 Off Topic: I heard the new model removed the borkf port.
 dangerkeith3000: iDog
 Peach: Slide to release me from this hell.
Image 175167   04-24-17   Uploaded by    professorpig
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