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249388  square44: isn't it illegal to chase cars under the influence?

249390  square44: yep. that's a coupon, alright.

249383  a robot: Well he's a monkey, so he probably picks it in the wild.

249381  sparename: @Yam As an example - Eric Prydz - Call On Me, sounds terrible enough when played on radio with analogue compression for broadcast but when digitised as well is just nasty.. I never liked the song but just like being reminded of the video..

249382  Mr. Whiskers: You cant say "doot" if theres no skeleton. Thats just science.

249390  Not A Bot: FINISH HER!

249384  barfolomew: They don't make "skin" crayons anymore, for exactly this reason.

249367  Air Biscuit: These 3d glasses are off somehow...

249389  sparename: Yes, the nanobots have increased the size of my red blood cells too.

249336  wolfpk: Connection to #249357

249361  wolfpk: *Temp workers

249387  sparenamelaptopdied: I hate to think what's at the other side..

249374  Zaxxoff: you think that's stealthy? wait till you find the hand dryer!

249375  wolfpk: Hint #249377

249378  wolfpk: @funny in the wall All the mogwai came from Gizmo. Mogwais are naturally evil, with a very few exceptions like Gizmo.

249385  Zaxxoff: lifehack #22

249387  Zaxxoff: everything they told me about marine biology is a lie!

249387  Side Boob: Dont fish near nuclear power plants (owned by Montgomery Burns).

249372  Mr. Shine: "I come from a long line of Registrars with a proud and minutely documented history."

249374  Mr. Shine: *stumbles into*

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249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249182 tib gubb: it's in your butt boi

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249148 Amy Housewine: Your halo is broken.

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249319 Telkwa: Katie Carrie.

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10. wordjones: 1999 points
11. Warrax: 1963 points
12. ChubbyBuddy: 1839 points
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14. younglink: 1642 points
15. Bad Dad: 1622 points
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 fanny: @WaffleIron :-E
 WaffleIron: I'm having a poolife right now.
 Scoo: It's pronounced "POO-lee-FAY"
 fanny: awww yiss liven' the Poo Life
 fakeusername: this adaptation of The Swimmer really changes the theme a lot
 WTF: The main article is "How to keep your pool pee free!"
 Mr. Shine: We all about that poo life!
 Hokie333: The Magazine for Floaters
Image 175176   04-24-17   Uploaded by    Hokie333
Image 175175 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by prospector. Your image was bad, prospector.
 tritium: Floaminati
 sparename: Igneuminati
Image 175174   04-24-17   Uploaded by    Big Bong Theory
Image 175173 is unbelievably bad (score -26) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Thurb Grunombies. Your image was bad, Thurb Grunombies.
 dangerous dave: @tritium Perhaps because he shouldn't have eaten so many of his daughter's brownies between selling houses and entrepreneuring the telecommunications?
 DrinkMixMan: I like-a to chew
 tritium: @Bu7Z Also, what those other guys said.
 tritium: @Bu7Z Apparently James Martineau, a real estate agent and "telecommunications entrepreneur" in Dayton, Ohio (USA). He's got a goofy expression, but I have no idea why he's on here.
 Ulillillia: 8D
 Bu7Z: @a robot @Scoo well I stand firmly by my opinion!
 a robot: @Scoo *high five*
 a robot: @Bu7Z It appears to be a completely random realtor from Ohio and I have no idea why this has been posted…
 Scoo: @Bu7Z According to Teh Googles, this is "James Martineau, The Realtor to Know" -- a real estate agent in Dayton, Ohio.
 Bu7Z: Someone drop this image into Google and tell me who this is because I can't on an iPad and I really hold strong opinions maybe based on possibly who this might be but I'm not sure.
Image 175172   04-24-17   Uploaded by    nanananana
 El Barto: I should have rotated my screen to read this. I was wondering "what the heck is a 'bib-lee'?
 BavidDowie: @bug It's called Protestantism
 Warrax: Hovering side ways? It's a miracle!
 bug: Ok, that's great and all, but what I REALLY need is Bible White-Out
 Spazstatic: @Bu7Z I'm fixing it.
 Bu7Z: Can't help but picture river on firefly going over books bible. She didn't need a highlighter...
 Bu7Z: Fine., Won't bleed... Ugh too., much.., innuendo... Ack!
 Mr. Butt: Bibles are usually printed on onion skin paper, so, yeah, you probably want a special tool to keep from ruining the pages.
 Bu7Z: I generally find double ended things to be more entertaining. Ideal for bibles you say? Hmmmm
Image 175171   04-24-17   Uploaded by    FireBreathingMarmot
 Dan Tagonistic: Clampham Junction
 Sadpygmy: Despite all my rage I am still just a ham in a vise
 Prostata: that is not how you make pressed ham
 itskando: Meta. Cl-ham-p
 bug: Pork is also one of my vices.
 WaffleIron: @Derp Herpigan : am I the only one who hears Lionel Richie in that?
 tritium: Say yeah
 Derp Herpigan: @Knice We're like so in sync!
 Knice: @Derp Herpigan Yeah, what you said! :-D
 Knice: Everybody clamp your hams!
 Derp Herpigan: Everybody clamp your hams
 Bu7Z: my dancing name.
 Scoo: You're supposed to smoosh it up against the glass
Image 175170   04-24-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
 Ulillillia: It's a doggy dogg world
 piranharama: @trelyate If you have to ask, that's how you know it's a sex thing
 trelyate: is this a sex thing?
 Bu7Z: 8 snoops, 4 drinks... They all look drunk... Oh, 4 bongs outside shot.
 Scoo: Snoopception
Image 175169   04-24-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Image 175168 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by boxboxbox. You have brought shame on us, boxboxbox.
 Whatever: That's one way to leash roving charges...
 Off Topic: I heard the new model removed the borkf port.
 redrex: iDog
 Peach: Slide to release me from this hell.
Image 175167   04-24-17   Uploaded by    professorpig
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